>So anon, what's your ranking?

>So anon, what's your ranking?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a male, so above yours by default.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The default Elo is by definition the average Elo, which she is well above.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But she is not real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      insecurity - the post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse you I'm FtM check yourself biohole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Love it when I do a bit of bants and then some buttmuncher comes in like I'm not bullshitting with the boys, talmbout some insecurity and whatnot. Homie stop projecting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      There is not a single woman in the top 100 of chess players.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there isn't a single woman in your sexual history either

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whether that's true or not doesn't change the fact that women cannot compete with men in chess.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Whether that's true or not
            it's true

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And? Women still can't compete with men in chess.
              You lose sir.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DAYM

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why the Frick is that? Chess is a mental game so how can there not be a woman in the Top 100? We know it's not because of some stupid notion like "Kek Men are smarter than women", so what is the explanation? Do they get bullied out of liking and playing chess when they are younger?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Men are smarter than women
          is actually the answer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >so how can there not be a woman in the Top 100?
          men chess players avoid playing against women out of fear of ever losing to one. also chess is misogynistic as frick, the fricking gamers of board games

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ywnbaw

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          men are the sex of variation, being more extreme on both ends of most stats. So all the CEOs, inventors, heroes, chess greats and geniuses are men. But most of the homeless, the leeches, the criminals, the morons, autists and the losers are men. Women occupy a mediocre middle. So this results in an situation where loser men on Cinemaphile try to ride the coattails of actually great men, while they're the dysgenic freaks that will be selected out of the gene pool and would be spat on by any greater man whose path they dared to cross.

          Due to differences in sexual psychologies, men are also driven to compete in order to prove themselves as they have no inherent worth unlike a woman does with her womb. Women have no innate need to compete, they simply select the man they think competes best.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you put the autists in the bad group?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I mean actual autism anon, as in low functioning, not le quirky awkward high functioning autism.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is my problem with the queens gambit. It’s a good series but it’s all that strong women globohomosexual propaganda bullshit and it’s fiction. If they want to make shows about strong sexy women they should pick women that actually existed like Heddy Lamar. She was a genius she was sexy why not make a show about her? Women have never stacked up against men when it comes to chess. Never. They have a separate women’s league for a reason. I see trannies dominating women’s chess in the near future. Men and women differ in iq women are smarter on average but they are clustered in the middle of the bell curve while men are more spread out. Theres way more male idiots and geniuses then women idiots and geniuses

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I see trannies dominating women’s chess in the near future
          God I hope so.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s coming fren. Unless they put a ban on it it’s going to happen. The women grandmaster will be a man in a dress In just a few years

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A1szl%C3%B3_Polg%C3%A1r

          There's something to be said for culture. Its a mix of genetics and culture which both reinforce each other.
          >Polgár's daughters all became excellent chess players, but Sophia, the least successful of the three, who became the sixth-best woman player in the world, quit playing and went on to study painting and interior design and to focus on being a housewife and mother. Judit has been described as "without a doubt, the best woman chess player the world has ever seen."[5] As of 2008, she had been "the world’s highest-ranked female chess player for nearly 20 years."[8] Susan, who became second-best woman chess player in the world, was, at age 17, the first woman ever to qualify for what was then called the 'Men's World Championship',[dubious – discuss] but the world chess federation, FIDE, would not allow her to participate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i remember when i was back in college there was this "elite gamer girl" who thought she was the best at call of duty and made a point of going on and on about how she was better than most dudes
      >lol man you should've seen the look on this dudes face when i beat him dude
      very obvious lesbian too
      so i'm chilling at the house one day and she shows up eventually and starts her usual "i'm really like a guy" routine
      >be me
      >"hey i bet you can't beat randy at CoD"
      >randy looks up from the couch where he has been smoking weed and eating crackers most of the afternoon
      >lesbo gamer girl gets indignant
      >"oh ya dude, I could totally smoke randy, haha dude"
      >"prove it"
      >randy looks concerned
      >she leaves to go get her control
      >won't play with our "pleb ones"
      >randy gets up
      >randy isn't even that good at CoD, just likes to camp with shotguns
      >"idk anon"
      >"you can do this randy"
      >lesbo shows back up
      >has this crazy ass controller with all sorts of extensions and raised joysticks and shit
      >they sit down to play, she insists on standing
      >epic 1v1 about to commence as lesbo makes an elite class with smg and throwing knife and elite killstreaks, sensitivity on maximum
      >randy gets his pump shotgun
      >the air is TENSE
      >randy destroys this b***h
      >she rage quits after losing like 20-6
      >leaves, calls randy a stupid fat camper
      >bros go nuts, have a party that night in randys honor, the one pump one kill king
      >don't see lesbo around much anymore after that
      god bless you randy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember playing foosball with some people from work and this one chick was really competitive and scoring goals and gloating and after 5 minutes of this shit I told my guy that she's doing always the same shit and told him how to defend the goal and she didn't score from then on and got super angry and started shouting at me. b***h was crazy, I though she was going to attack me.
        I'm telling this because of the thinly veiled women hate thread. I've seen super competitive dudes acting the same way. Jesus frick, it really is just a game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Foosball makes people super crazy. Man or women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >elite class with smg and throwing knife and elite killstreaks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CHUMP FRUMP GETS SLUMPED BY THE ONE PUMP DUMP TO THE RUMP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sign up to a jiu jitsu gym, you will get arm barred by a 5 foot tall chinese girl on your first day, you will question your entire masculinity and realize the "default" doesnt mean shit if you go to a place where men and women alike practice

      now, of course if you trained, you should outscale her, but this idea that you can just show up and beat any woman because they are a woman is hilarious.

      join a table tennis club and watch as you get smoked by some 40 year old woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what a dumbass. if a 45 pound woman can armbar you then you're either a troony, a toddler, or handicapped.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its clear you've never done jujitsu because you're one of those tools who bought into the marketing meme that grappling is some type of secret technique that allows a physically inferior (male or female) being defeat a stronger opponent. it doesn't weight class and strength matter in jujutsu too, which is why all major tournaments segregate by sex and weight class

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayyyyyyy

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every normal gay I've met thinks they're hot shit at chess.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bawd vs. the patriarchy #25464

    Kino

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but I played roughly 60 or so matches of chess on easy and I lost every single one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you're good at other things fren

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?
    Cast him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      'tism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      John C. Reilly 30 years ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he knows he's past his prime and doesn't want to lose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >past his prime
        >at 2864 rating
        >only player right now with a rating above 2820
        Ok

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he just doesn't want to play against that fat moron that plays for draws

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He crushed Nepo last year and would be playing against Nepo again next time so...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a dumbass. the only reason people watch your channel and subscribe to your shitty chess junk is because you were the world champion. him saying he just doesn't care anymore is massive hit to his investors. dipshits like Carlsen don't get to their positions all by themselves. He had people paying his way while he spent 10 hours a day studying chess. He didn't build his chess apps or chess website. He had to have investors and such.
      What a self centered piece of shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Matt Damon

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably like 600 and I don't think I have the mental capacity to improve. I can't even think 2 moves ahead

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i beat my cousin once but couldn't figure out how to catch his last pieces

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2100 blitz and 2200 rapid on lichess, which sounds alot better than it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man, that's sweet. are you self-taught? for how long have you been playing seriously?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        About 4 years on lichess. Only knew the rules. Never played on otb game in my life except against my dad a bunch of times.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          do you study theory and analyze games, or just play?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            both

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mostly play, but I always quickly analyze my rapid games it really helps to understand what you did wrong or right. Only thing I ever studied are some really well known endgames like philidor defense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      currently 1850 rapid on lichess
      have hit 2000 in the past
      but as noted, not as impressive as it seems. lichens uses glicko, not elo.
      OTB I'm probably 1500 max

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of women's self-worth is based around a consensus of lies regurgitated from vapid media offerings.
    Literally a shadow of a shadow.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She needs to pluck the eyebrows and either ditch the eyeliner or line the lower waterline to close off her freakishly big alien eyes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thick eyebrows are cute, frick you. Nothing worse than a woman whose eyebrows were drawn on because she fell for the cosmetics industry meme.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eat shit and die, they have no shape to them and they're excessively bushy
        Who the frick said anything about drawing them on either

        You have no idea about aesthetics, at least so far as what men find attractive

        Everyone b***hes about this b***h's ayyface and I have the answers
        If you can't handle the truth, piss off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There shouldn't be any shape, that's what eyebrows look like naturally. And bushy is cute bc it makes her look younger.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's all ranges of different eyebrow shapes and a bit of arch goes a long way
            Even then
            In her case they're bushy and overgrown with stray hairs all over
            In that case plucking only these stray hairs would make her look cleaner
            For advocating "younger" you're oddly silent about her dried up fricking dark gloss lips
            Granted she's never done her lips right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have no idea about aesthetics, at least so far as what men find attractive

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lose to Stockfish 2 about 90% of the time

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just played a game on my phone at the easiest level
    >computer opponent offers to surrender
    >nah, lets see how this plays out
    >completely demolishes me
    I'm not a smart man.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimate Number ONE, I'm such a good chess player that my opponents witness the board flipping over because it's the only way they can comprehend my skill level

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dipped into 1300

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just started playiong after seeing this thread im currently 400 and just got dabbed on by a brazillian kek

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take me to your leader, ayy-nya

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 950 ish in 30 minute games.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Explain me the rules of en passant

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    700 chesscom/2100 lichesslichess

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Anya, you know that thing where people cross their eyes? We need you to do the polar opposite of that.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember back in 2016~ some furgay from /misc/ ran the largest alt-right discord server on the internet with something like over 10000 members and they held a chess tournament and all the "le high IQ chad" white dudes got so BTFO by an indian girl that they resorted to collaborating with each other and cheating by just mirroring the moves of a master level AI player against her and she caught them pretty much immediately so they just banned her from the server before the match was over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >/pol/tards are low IQ
      I mean, we already know that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        deboonked for about 2 decades now sweaty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only midwits think chess requires a galaxy brain high-IQ or reflects intelligence. Unless you are playing GOAT level your chess skill comes down to memorising theory and practicing.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be top 500 in runecrafting

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    around 1500 on a good day. about as good as I can get without going super autist and memorizing openings and shit.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only play Go.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the Japanese version of chess, Shogi, would catch on. I've been learning it and its a much better game than chess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the Japanese version of chess, Shogi, would catch on. I've been learning it and its a much better game than chess.

      >lol I'm so different, I play obscure asian game instead
      stfu you larping homosexuals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its not obscure in those countries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking go is obscure
        American education.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What an extremly ugly creature

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chess was slightly interesting as a kid when I thought it was was all just players thinking out every move on the fly, but then I lerned high level chess is mostly just autists memorizing every sequence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >memorizing every sequence
      They only memorize openings. At some point in nearly every game, it ventures into unknown territory that has sequences not memorized.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chess is a shit game

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Well I had you ranked higher but you lost all your baby fat, your breasts, and you bogged yourself. You've fallen out of the top 10.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2000, but i'm not autist enough to actually learn more than 10 lines per opening

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1200 lichess, i suck

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