>So, anon, you do have a FIDE rating, right?

>So, anon, you do have a FIDE rating, right?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't know what FIDE is and I regularly get my ass handed to me by the israelite bot 'Noah' on Chess.com.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing chess with tiny bottles of alcohol that still contain alcohol in them
    not in my presence

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 1800 classic, 1950 rapid and 1850 blitz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your ass is very old homie, its the 2022

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, I always get BTFO in the opening because I refuse to sit down and memorize 4 variations of the Italian or whatever

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ayy watch it im walkin over here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AMATERASU

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hol up D, why do White Knights tryna save the Black Queen if they playin fo the other team?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If FIDE is an abbreviation for "Fool's mate I Don't see coming, Everytime", then yes.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will a Black grandmaster become the world champion in chess?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never, sir.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you can attach a computer implant to their brain. Chess died at the turn of the century anyways so it none of it matters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Chess died at the turn of the century anyways
        Wut

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chess died at the turn of the century.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Chess died with 9/11

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i mean coincidentally, yeah kinda

              But it's still alive, anon.

              No, not really. Compare its previous popularity to now. Go is on the verge of death too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lel, chess was never popular
                The only time it was popular outside USSR was in the early 70s because of Fischer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >chess was never popular
                >The only time it was popular

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know what I mean.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know what you're getting at but prior to the cold war era competitiveness chess was still much more popular than it is today. Not the most popular thing in the world but you would've never called it 'dead'.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But it's still alive, anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I mean some people still play tetris, does that mean it's not a dead game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are there literally any Black GMs?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    play me
    https://lichess.org/RUkohRYB

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blundered my rook lmfao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is a pussy

      Play me
      https://lichess.org/zqOX0t5c

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Pinkamena.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No, that sounds like some nerd shit. Now shut the frick up and get on fours.
    Women only like chads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they also like bawds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd hire her right on the spot if she came looking like that. Smart girl.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Woman becomes the world's best chess player
    >fiction
    I will never not lightly chuckle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      troony will become the world champion in female chess.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My sides would never recover.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a woman was ranked 8th highest chess player, so why is this so laughable?
      incels need to have sex, seriously.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Call me when she's actually the 1st.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there are about 90% more men than women that play chess. it's estimated 500-600m people play chess. there are obviously more chances for anomalies like magnus on mens side.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and we see that one in the top 10. I would honestly like to see a woman be rank 1 in any sport. Would make for a good underdog story.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Women can't even get rank 1 in a women only sport anymore thanks to trannies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              there are plenty. just because incels sperg out that a 10/10 women doesn't want to date a 3/10 like themselves, doesn't mean they can't achieve plenty in sports that don't require as much athleticism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >there are plenty
                Name some.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what that is.

    This ain't checkers? The frick kind of game is this?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know it’s porn when all chess pieces are white.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That actually required a conscious effort by the director, since if he only have got a random chess playset, it would have black and white pieces. He actually got two playsets, discarded the black pieces, and put only the white ones on the board.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        last genre where directors have creative freedom to realize their visions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >only the white ones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know it’s porn when all chess pieces are white.

        Might just be one of those glass sets where the pieces are either clear of frosted, had one like that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That actually required a conscious effort by the director, since if he only have got a random chess playset, it would have black and white pieces. He actually got two playsets, discarded the black pieces, and put only the white ones on the board.

      Sounds like absolute kino, tbh. What did the auteur director mean by this?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    movie so good they created chess in real life too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's arguably like yugioh. Except, unlike yugioh, they made the game too simple and didn't copyright the rules so anyone can play chess without paying them royalties

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AYYLMAO CUTE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her feet get me every single time bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the only angle where she doesn't show her alien face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what angle you brainlet ? She's looking straight at the camera like in a million other pics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you must be blind

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >skinnier
            >no hair
            >side angle
            no u

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I will ban the use of small lens cameras when taking portrait photographs when I come to power.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ye, i'm ready for my anal probe now

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Although the International Chess Federation recognizes more than 1,700 grandmasters worldwide (approximately 15 percent of whom are from Russia), only three are black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows it's easier to play as white.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did she do it?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hate to break it to you, but most Russian champions are actually israelites or from the ex Soviet republics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The female GOAT Judit Polgar who played exclusively against men is also a Hungarian israelite.

    • 2 years ago
      ProudSupporterOfRussiaZ

      post statistically data that proofs this or else you're just generalizing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kasparov's mother is Armenian so he's a filthy goy!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about chess miniseries
    >butthurt homosexuals still find a way to argue race politics
    Unironically have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      ProudSupporterOfRussiaZ

      race is tied to intelligence, and intelligence is tied to chess ability. its just the simple facts that when you talk about the greatest chess players, it will be inevitable for people to notice the trend of whites dominating the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even the one talking about it but you are clearly mad

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have 2.2 billion in stock and real estate. I don't know what FIDE is and its not important, I let other people handle that shit for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2.2 billion in stock and real estate.
      Black person , i had 4.7 billions in real estate when i was 18. What are you doing with your life poorgay?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        inventing devices that will allow humanity to prosper.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if they're so smart why do they let themselves be ruled by violent thuggish morons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      have fun with your western propaganda while you live in a hoa hellhole housing development

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yes thats why everyone wants to live in russia, you are planning to move to russia right anon?

    • 2 years ago
      ProudSupporterOfRussiaZ

      keep seething.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        have fun with your western propaganda while you live in a hoa hellhole housing development

        so you can't answer a simple question?

        I am. Can't wait to see St. Petersburg

        godspeed non-hypocrite non-coward anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you are?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am. Can't wait to see St. Petersburg

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yes, because god forbid the israelite nited states of Shillmerica have any more socialism beyond helping laqueesha and tyrone shoot each other up with bullets and heroin.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No and chess is for midwits.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love chess but haven’t seen this yet, worth a watch?

    https://lichess.org/8UO2SwKa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok. She basically undefeatable and super smart, which was boring for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't that bad. She lost several times, even lost to the main dude twice. In the end she even had help from her friends to beat him. They could have played up the girl power shit way worse than they did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would play you but I've gotta eat dinner in 2 minutes.
      I hope more people post chess links though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      play me in blitz

      https://lichess.org/EoSNkAZI

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Autist larp Mary Sue vs the patriarchy

    Fake and gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a made up story, bro. Nobody wants to watch a movie about a skinny incel reading chess books all day every day that slowly goes mad over a board game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >skinny incel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You've never seen it.
      She gets treated great by most men, and even says she doesn't feel discriminated.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't want to brag but I'm 1650 in rapid on lichess

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >start posting "Watch The Queen's Gambit" threads
    >anons laugh at me and Ayyfu
    >keep doing it for a while
    >anons are now playing chess unironically
    Yep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pot is fun with chess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played chess with the old black veterans outside of museums until my mom got mad at me taking so long

      https://lichess.org/LzoOQenl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How would one ironically play chess?
      Also, I play chess because of xqc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        6

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /tv is an education board for chess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fooled around with chess when I was a little kid
      >nobody wanted to play with me, not even my family
      >leave it
      >skip 20 years
      >fool around again with apps, but leave it again
      >skip another 10 years
      >now in my 30s when my brain is starting to rot I start to read chess books and study it more
      Lets see if it sticks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chess greatly helps to improve your intellect so play it more.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love these threads, although I'm sure it's just one autist who keeps making them kek

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boobs

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chess is such a solved game,
    every player does the exact same 10 moves.
    >muh castling (should never have been in the game
    They should just make it Fischerrandom already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >every player does the exact same 10 moves.
      Not me, I do things differently and then lose!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chess is such a solved game,
      yes and it was pretty much a solved game BEFORE computers.
      Now it's just a machine learning competition, which I guess could be interesting, but it's not chess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      true this is why there no one ever loses to a grandmaster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The people who lose are the ones who have a harder time memorizing computer moves.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they only lose to Grandmasters because they choose the wrong machine learnt strategy.
        Chess is locked because it doesn't facilitate enough randomness, it's less about skill and more about memory.

        also all the chess leaders are literally old men who get a power kick from trashing young chess novices.
        It's the most pathetic thing you'll ever see.
        Imagine training to become a golfer and the local golfing club immediately pits you against John Daly on the driving range

        i wonder what would happen if you take grandmaster chess players and make em try to innovate strategies for tabletop wargames.

        wargames suffer from mile-long rulebooks, they'll never be cool as they are

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >also all the chess leaders are literally old men who get a power kick from trashing young chess novices.
          The number 1 chess player in the world is 31 years old and he's been no1 for like a decade. What the frick are you chatting about?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's the number one in the world, not regional or local, which is 99.999999 percent of the playerbase

            >also all the chess leaders are literally old men who get a power kick from trashing young chess novices
            Bruh, most are millennials.

            most chess players are boomers (and older than that)
            of course the best are the young ones but you rarely ever see them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >also all the chess leaders are literally old men who get a power kick from trashing young chess novices
          Bruh, most are millennials.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >an amish girl is literally rank 10

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          chess players peak between ages 20 and continue till 40 which is when they decline. what's this nonsense about boomers lmao

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another one bites the sticc pill
    I hate hollywood israelites so much

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder what would happen if you take grandmaster chess players and make em try to innovate strategies for tabletop wargames.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing interesting.
      Chess grandmasters aren't genius savants. The majority of their strategies come from watching old games and being able to recognise patterns when playing the game. That doesn't really carry over to much else, especially not tabletop games that rely on dice rolls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Counting variants accurately is the most important chess skill.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Counting variants
          Unironically what do you mean by this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he probably means than you can calculate how good your possible moves are, each piece has a value

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chess doesn't really transfer to other skills or even other games.
      it's like thinking you can play the violin because you are a very good pianist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Much less interesting than letting an AI do the same.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reminder this show would never be popular with women if she didn't do drugs/smoke
    women falling for the Fight Club For Women trick once again

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chess is... le SOLVED
    How did this meme come about? I never see it outside Cinemaphile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stupid people love smart people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually a fairly common parrot comment from Hikaru fans(Very strong grandmaster) on youtube and the likes. People just like mimicking their idles. ie. The le fischer random screechers in here who have never played a "random" version of the game and hardly play the real version either.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to play chess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It will take you 10 minutes to learn the rules with some youtube clip.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played chess like twice in my life and concluded that the only reason anyone would learn to master such a simplistic boring game is because it boosts their ego

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anywhere I can start playing Go against a computer and not get my ass kicked?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, losing is part of getting good

      You don't learn a winning strategy by steamrolling your foe

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty bad at chess. Although it's easy to forget how much worse I could've been.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be kinda good as a kid
      >stop playing
      >grow up, think I'm still good
      >get wrekt by everyone I play against
      >stop playing
      >start playing online a couple years later
      >do alright
      >get an elo between 550 and 700 depending on shit
      >learn that the average is around 690 and I'm actually still shit
      >go on youtube and see how the 100s play
      >at least I'm not that bad
      /blogpost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I play on lichess, is it using elo or is there a way to approximate what elo is from lichess rating?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All platforms are using different systems, which is annoying as frick.
          There are a lot of pages discussing how the lichess rating compares to the fide elo and it's apparently several hundred points inflated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I got my elo from chess.com, I have no idea how that translates.
          I'm pretty sure that what that number even means changes fairly frequently though as influxes of new players join and skew the ratings one way or another.
          Like I'm rated at around 650 but I can beat the 1100 bot pretty easily

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lichess uses glicko2 rating system and the numbers are much higher than Elo based FIDE rating.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kill all of the enemies' pieces leaving only their king
    >"draw"
    Wow, great game morons

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's one woman in the top 100 chess players in the world and she's ranked 99th. This show is silly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not seeing any women in top 100.
      Where are you looking?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yifan Hou
        https://ratings.fide.com/top_lists.phtml
        https://www.365chess.com/top-chess-players.php

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What are the chances that's actually a guy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know about chess inspection day

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one square up and one square diagonal
    Woah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's good to be the king

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >king
        >moving 2 squares in one move

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's good to be the horse

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys study chess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I went to movies.

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