I did.
tl/dr: >protagonist is a complete failure at everything, perpetually apologetic and constantly trying to please people >magic Black folks recruit him and he uses his people pleasing skills on his white coworker with the support of his latina gf >shit happens and he has an epiphany, he shouldnt expect things from others and he shouldnt prioritize others; instead he should take responsibility for his own life and care for himself >movie ends >final show shows protagonists girlfriend was a member of "mystic society of supportive wives and girlfriends" implying that the Black protagonist learned nothing and still has done anything on their own
>ending is unselfware liberal racism and the implication that there's no such thing as a genuinely supportive wife or girlfriend.
peak weimerican slop.
>we were just pretending!
It's funny that this is their go-to cope now.
Like how the creator of Cuties said it was actually satire/critique of child pageants.
>Bro, they made fun of both sides!
Was Dear White People actually about how black people are filth who should be deported back to Africa? No? Then it was woke, moron.
The same way you would for most movies, using shorthand. In this case, either "Ticket for American Society" or "Ticket for Magical Black folks" depending on your cheekiness. It's the same for any movie with a long title. No one said "Ticket for Star Wars Episode Two Attack of the Clones." They just said "Ticket for Star Wars."
Black isn't really a no-no word, it's not a slur. It's just a very outdated term that was intentionally ditched during the civil rights movement as a symbolic thing. You won't get canceled for it but it is really awkward to say since you sound like you're talking about Jim crow laws and shit
I went with my half black gf and her liberal white girl friend to see the movie (the only reason I saw it) and I walked up to the ticket counter and very loudly exclaimed that I'd like tickets to the magical Black movie, putting an emphasis on "Black" as I said it. I take every opportunity to embarrass her friend in public with casual racism whenever possible. My gf thinks it's funny as hell.
No. And by "here" I mean planet Earth
I did.
tl/dr:
>protagonist is a complete failure at everything, perpetually apologetic and constantly trying to please people
>magic Black folks recruit him and he uses his people pleasing skills on his white coworker with the support of his latina gf
>shit happens and he has an epiphany, he shouldnt expect things from others and he shouldnt prioritize others; instead he should take responsibility for his own life and care for himself
>movie ends
>final show shows protagonists girlfriend was a member of "mystic society of supportive wives and girlfriends" implying that the Black protagonist learned nothing and still has done anything on their own
That sounds even dumber than what I thought it was going to be.
So there's no magic fight between Black folks or something?
Nah. They couldn't even copy a Key & Peel skit right.
That could be funny in 3-5 minutes.
>ending is unselfware liberal racism and the implication that there's no such thing as a genuinely supportive wife or girlfriend.
peak weimerican slop.
I don't watch anything posted on Cinemaphile.
>I don’t watch anything on tv
Fixed that for yehs
Are you blind?
Is this like “dear white people”
That everyone had a meltdown about but was actually satire of woke culture?
Yes, every woke thing that flops is actually satire of woke culture.
>we were just pretending!
It's funny that this is their go-to cope now.
Like how the creator of Cuties said it was actually satire/critique of child pageants.
>Bro, they made fun of both sides!
Was Dear White People actually about how black people are filth who should be deported back to Africa? No? Then it was woke, moron.
i saw alot of black influencers on tiktok say it was extremelly racist and "white savior" film so everyone hates it
>So did anyone here actually watch this?
No, that's why it flopped hard.
How do you ask for tickets for this movie in the US?
You can't say Black person or Black out loud, correct?
I don't care about online.
The same way you would for most movies, using shorthand. In this case, either "Ticket for American Society" or "Ticket for Magical Black folks" depending on your cheekiness. It's the same for any movie with a long title. No one said "Ticket for Star Wars Episode Two Attack of the Clones." They just said "Ticket for Star Wars."
I mean because it has a no-no word in the title.
Black isn't really a no-no word, it's not a slur. It's just a very outdated term that was intentionally ditched during the civil rights movement as a symbolic thing. You won't get canceled for it but it is really awkward to say since you sound like you're talking about Jim crow laws and shit
Shut up Black.
A guy I know tried getting a ticket, but got gunned down by a squad of cops (they are stationed in every theater)
I went with my half black gf and her liberal white girl friend to see the movie (the only reason I saw it) and I walked up to the ticket counter and very loudly exclaimed that I'd like tickets to the magical Black movie, putting an emphasis on "Black" as I said it. I take every opportunity to embarrass her friend in public with casual racism whenever possible. My gf thinks it's funny as hell.
Yeah, it was stupid.
What a great idea to give your movie a name that white guilt cucks (the only people that would watch it) would be too scared to say.
Yes..
It's really dry. I walked out around the climax and movie hopped imaginary instead....only to wish I went home as that movie sucked too.
Did they ever come clean with just how much they spent on the budget?