So, does it have lots of bare titties like the old one? If there's no titties I'm calling bullshit.

So, does it have lots of bare breasts like the old one?

If there's no breasts I'm calling bullshit.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see bare breasts on that cover.
    Very nice.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No but plenty of extended takes focusing on Conor's ass cheeks

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No womens breasts or ass. Or belly button/middriff. Lots of lesbians at the bar. Some slow swining wiener shots, one assahole gape. Its very diverse.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is 0 female nudity, for it been set in florida there is even very little bikini action
      movie was fun tho

      No nudity. No white women, except a really fat sassy bartender. All the good people are brown. All the bad people are white. Jake's character is meant to be a bad guy as well. It was 4/10 at best, and that guy on the right in the poster with his fake teeth walks around like a homosexual cartoon character the entire film. He really ruins it more than anything.

      the wife that connor fricked in his entrance scene is topless for a split second.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is 0 female nudity, for it been set in florida there is even very little bikini action
    movie was fun tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can confirm. live in FL and the women that were in the movie were like miami 4's.
      also, this anon

      No, it's got a lot of woke undertones
      >White guy is the best fighter in the world but he's nice and respectful and a friend to all non whites "like mr.rogers"
      >Little girl who befriends him is a mulatto with a wholesome black dad and they give him a free book
      >Black chick's bar is in a town with 'historic racist families who built/own the town'
      >White boi bouncer can't handle himself and needs Jake and another mulatto he hires to show him how it's done
      >Mutt love interest
      >police are good ol' boys who let all of this happen and eventually the entire force kidnaps threatens to kill him
      >musicians are almost always nogs just trying to sing and have a good time but drunk racists keep causing trouble

      pretty much nailed the entire movie. the mutt girl he befriended was super ugly too

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boycott Amazon. They support white genocide.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhh so do i

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No nudity. No white women, except a really fat sassy bartender. All the good people are brown. All the bad people are white. Jake's character is meant to be a bad guy as well. It was 4/10 at best, and that guy on the right in the poster with his fake teeth walks around like a homosexual cartoon character the entire film. He really ruins it more than anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesn't, Conor's performance STINKS.
      Better rewatch the old one.

      Conor walking around is hilarious enough to watch the movie alone just for those scenes lmao.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's got a lot of woke undertones
      >White guy is the best fighter in the world but he's nice and respectful and a friend to all non whites "like mr.rogers"
      >Little girl who befriends him is a mulatto with a wholesome black dad and they give him a free book
      >Black chick's bar is in a town with 'historic racist families who built/own the town'
      >White boi bouncer can't handle himself and needs Jake and another mulatto he hires to show him how it's done
      >Mutt love interest
      >police are good ol' boys who let all of this happen and eventually the entire force kidnaps threatens to kill him
      >musicians are almost always nogs just trying to sing and have a good time but drunk racists keep causing trouble

      I noticed this too first 10min of the movie you saw more blacks that I saw in 1 week when I visited the Keys
      >stong black female bar owner
      >mixed race autistic kid with black book store owner
      first 10min already TWO black buisness owners
      >90% of the bands were blacks
      >bartenders and bouncers were black or mixed race
      >love interest was a foreigner brownskin
      >only white woman was fat and probably a dyke
      >all the white men were bad guys except Dalton
      >no female nudity

      on top of all that the CGI was terrible, dialogue was bad and the fight scenes sucked
      I hate to say it but McGregor was one of the better parts of the movie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol. the CGI was bollywood tier awful. the truck that tried running him over and the boat crash scene were laughably bad.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They couldn't even film a canoe falling from the ceiling of the bar. They made that CGI... talk about lazy. Even the fight scenes had some CGI, looked like Marvel superhero fight shit with weird speed changes and fast edits.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the editing was fricking awful. the dialogue was trash too. i forget some of the lines right now, but they sounded like they were pulled from a shitty early 90s tv comedy. I was honestly surprised they didnt have a "the jerk store called..." line in there.

            Last thing- who the frick brings a driver to club shit at a bar? bring a fricking iron or wedge. what a moronic idea

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had to rewind that part...why the FRICK were people even up on that canoe? Did I miss an establishing shot as to why that happened? It felt like they just said "frick it idk add some guys swinging around from the ceiling in post"

            The amount of ADR in this movie was nuts too. I think they used the first take on almost every scene. There was something fundamentally fricked up with the production of this movie. Aside from the gay writing and woke shit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like the asian old guy (who's supposed to I guess replace the amish farmer dude from the original?) who literally has like 2 lines and appears and disappears into nowhere lmfao.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha i totally forgot he was even in the fricking movie. so odd

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He was the only character that actually looked like he lived in Florida

                the movie could have been a 7 but forced woke shit makes it a 6

                The woke shit was bad but the dialogue and shitty CGI and fight scenes were somehow worse.
                I barely give it a 6/10 possibly 5/10

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >There was something fundamentally fricked up with the production of this movie.
              I looked up the director and he is a Kino machine
              >Mr. & Mrs Smith
              >Bourne Identity
              >Edge of Tomorrow
              Im guessing the studio fricked with him and he phoned it in

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, the entire fight scene is CGI, watch the drumset when he slams his head into it. It's hilarious.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's got a lot of woke undertones
        >White guy is the best fighter in the world but he's nice and respectful and a friend to all non whites "like mr.rogers"
        >Little girl who befriends him is a mulatto with a wholesome black dad and they give him a free book
        >Black chick's bar is in a town with 'historic racist families who built/own the town'
        >White boi bouncer can't handle himself and needs Jake and another mulatto he hires to show him how it's done
        >Mutt love interest
        >police are good ol' boys who let all of this happen and eventually the entire force kidnaps threatens to kill him
        >musicians are almost always nogs just trying to sing and have a good time but drunk racists keep causing trouble

        No nudity. No white women, except a really fat sassy bartender. All the good people are brown. All the bad people are white. Jake's character is meant to be a bad guy as well. It was 4/10 at best, and that guy on the right in the poster with his fake teeth walks around like a homosexual cartoon character the entire film. He really ruins it more than anything.

        >Doug Liman, who is israeli, was born in New York City, the son of Ellen (née Fogelson), a painter and writer, and Arthur L. Liman, a lawyer.[3]

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They couldn't even film a canoe falling from the ceiling of the bar. They made that CGI... talk about lazy. Even the fight scenes had some CGI, looked like Marvel superhero fight shit with weird speed changes and fast edits.

          Doug Liman has made action kino like Bourne Identity and Mr. & Mrs. Smith before with very little CGI, everything looked cool and practical. But now that you're making a movie entirely about bar room brawling, you just leave it all up to the pajeets? Why did he suddenly become moronic? Or is it just capeshit poisoning everything?
          Funny how he was seething about this not getting a theatrical release. If anything is streaming slop tier, it's this abomination.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >streaming slop
            Answered your own question there anon. Just sell out check all the dei boxes and put in a shift at the slop mines. No artistry or vision needed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Doug Liman has made action kino like Bourne Identity and Mr. & Mrs. Smith before with very little CGI, everything looked cool and practical. But now that you're making a movie entirely about bar room brawling, you just leave it all up to the pajeets? Why did he suddenly become moronic? Or is it just capeshit poisoning everything?
          Funny how he was seething about this not getting a theatrical release. If anything is streaming slop tier, it's this abomination.

          He has a top tier track record though. I think studios are just getting greedy and lazy now.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's got a lot of woke undertones
    >White guy is the best fighter in the world but he's nice and respectful and a friend to all non whites "like mr.rogers"
    >Little girl who befriends him is a mulatto with a wholesome black dad and they give him a free book
    >Black chick's bar is in a town with 'historic racist families who built/own the town'
    >White boi bouncer can't handle himself and needs Jake and another mulatto he hires to show him how it's done
    >Mutt love interest
    >police are good ol' boys who let all of this happen and eventually the entire force kidnaps threatens to kill him
    >musicians are almost always nogs just trying to sing and have a good time but drunk racists keep causing trouble

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black people owning a book store

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, Goober is actually in the film? I thought that was a joke...

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it doesn't, Conor's performance STINKS.
    Better rewatch the old one.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, probably the biggest issue with the movie. It's literally set in Florida and has no breasts or bikinis or anything along those lines.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of shirtless and almost nude roided up men though, and the bartender blob chick stares at jake's ass while he changes and licks her lips.
      Men are allowed to be objectified, women are not!

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boycott Amazon for actively participating in white genocide.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The only part of the movie that mattered

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doooostin….

    Pea head…..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          heem sleepy

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon = Bud Light

    Boycott

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boycott Amazon

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only nudity is Conor’s bare ass, remarkably sexless movie

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the movie could have been a 7 but forced woke shit makes it a 6

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they just added breasts and violence before the end (Seriously little amount of fights in the road house besides the first one and like 1 other one) then it would be an 8/10.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was mad they didn't call it the Double Deuce. If you're making Road House. It HAS to be the Double Deuce

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, Connor was the best part of this. Laughed every fricking time he was on screen.
    Parly because of how bad he was, but partly because he just fricking loved being there.
    He was the most Road House thing in the movie - since the original version was just cheesy, over the top, moronic fun.
    Jake Gyllenhall was like human xanax.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. I thought he was going to ruin the movie but he looked like the only one having fun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He smiled too much and he can't act but the fighting was fun. It helped that he was on a lot of coke at least. I think they just told him to take on the persona of Charles Bronson and didn't do much else to coach his acting

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he keep any of the cash at the end or did he give it all away like a b***h?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did he keep any of the cash at the end or did he give it all away like a b***h?
      He gave it to the black bookstore owner kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gave it to the blacks

      >There was something fundamentally fricked up with the production of this movie.
      I looked up the director and he is a Kino machine
      >Mr. & Mrs Smith
      >Bourne Identity
      >Edge of Tomorrow
      Im guessing the studio fricked with him and he phoned it in

      yeah i was shocked when I read who the director was. something stinks. I mean what the frick did they do to get this bad of a performance out of Jake? drug him?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Jake did a good job mostly. It's not his best acting obviously but it's not supposed to be a role to take seriously. His portrayal was somewhat realistic as he goes from a generally happy bouncer then being more broken as the story progressed

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beard chins look fricking moronic lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you just don't like beards.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a good sign that your movie's selling point is that it has a pro athlete acting in it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? Tons of famous movies have that.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part was at the end when Dalton does that sick stabbing combo on Conor

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But does it have this line?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got a message from yer da

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