So has anyone watched Damsel? Is it any good?
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why she making cosby jello pudding face
How much do you like girlbossing, cause there's a lot.
If you want to see Millie fight a dragon, yes. Otherwise no.
Now post the other female cast member.
no its just a mindless MBB vehicle because she has a multi-picture deal with netflix, i couldn't make it half way through because it was boring
after about 20 minutes in i was introduced to all the main characters and i noped the frick out
why do we act like she isnt a prime cut of frickable meat again
Most people acknowledge that she has a great body. But she has a very average face that she often makes look even worse with bad makeup and terrible hairdos.
idk i see a lot of
>2/10 would not bang
posts with regards to her. which seems really gay to me
Because her head is kinda big and weird enough that it makes her border on butterflies territory because of how disparate her face is compared to her body in terms of attractiveness
You're not wrong to find her sexually attractive, nut it cancels out and she's just like an average girl you'd frick
I'm of course, speaking for the entire board.
>You're not wrong to find her sexually attractive, nut it
what did he mean by this?
He’s obviously talking about those few moments of post nut clarity every man has when you realize the pussy you were fiending for was really nothing special.
Oh I am nutting
Her face is pretty cute normally. She looks good when she does things with minimal or more naturalistic makeup. There's a reason why she looks so much better onscreen than she does at red carpets, it's because professional makeup artists actually understand that for her, less is more. For some reason though when left to her own devices she just seems to prefer looking like a trashy hardcore porn prostitute from the early 2000's.
ageing up is in now
I hate zoomers, their fashions and their interests so much
I just watched Damsel the other day and one thing I couldn't get over is how she still seemed to have on makeup in every shot regardless of what was happening to her.
Then I had to remember there that she was also an executive producer on this film so of course she'd get her say on how she looked for every frame. Even Reddit couldn't help but notice.
>INB4 "Go back"
No.
It’s a movie, don’t even the dudes wear makeup?
yes but it is noticeably different from her outfit that gets progressivly more damaged during the movie
I think he means she has the whole glam supermodel makeup on the entire time even when she's falling face first into piles of mud.
Honestly I don't even notice that stuff often but it was really jarring in this film.
She was glammed up from shot one, honestly. Even when she spent a whole night hiding under brimstone and ashen skies out in open air, she still looked pretty as a picture.
I did appreciate the burn wounds, though. The gloworms kind of lessened the effect a little, but it was a nice little "mechanic" of the film.
Like the other guys said she has absolutely no class whatsoever and just looks really trashy every time I see her. To get away with the trashy look you need to have a 10/10 body and face for it, Jaime Pressly could get away with it because you could tell that underneath the make-up and trashy clothes she was incredibly beautiful. Dressing like a prostitute is something that unattractive poor women do to attempt to up-sell themselves. It says "yes, I'm mediocre but I'm a prostitute and will do nasty stuff for you". Why is a successful young actress who has been working for the best part of a decade dressing like that?
because the only reason that actress has any of her success is solely due to being a mediocre prostitute who does nasty stuff to people.
>Why is a successful young actress who has been working for the best part of a decade dressing like that?
Because she's British and from a low class family. A lot of people don't get how huge the cultural divide is in Britain between lower and upper classes, it's not like America at all. Most famous British actresses are from really wealthy families and go to really fancy schools and go on to do theater first. MBB didn't, she's from a poor family who basically put all of their eggs in that basket hoping she would find success to make the whole family wealthy. Which she did, and they are fabulously wealthy now.
But they're basically the British equivalent of giving a bunch of dirt poor rednecks a frickton of money.
Boyega crossed that line too then fricked it up by becoming politically active in the practical sense.
Tweeting #blm is one thing, rabble rousing with a megaphone is Not The Done Thing.
I hate that nig almost as much as Jussie Smollett. The Vice Pres is a fricking joke!
That's why she's doing so many shitty movies and constantly shilling her make up products and getting into fashion now and writing books. Her crass, vulgar new money parents are probably draining her wallet.
>Jaime Pressly could get away with it because you could tell that underneath the make-up and trashy clothes she was incredibly beautiful
Chinless freak
i'm old and rarely get spontaneous boners anymore but i was rock hard all day when purple millie came out
Purple is her color!
But that fake red wig in Damsel was atrocious. Maybe it was a shitty dye job, idk.
Sex b***h
millie bobby brown was built for hardcore porn and the fact that she's just an actress in streaming movies instead is the biggest tragedy of the 21st century
she definitely looks like one of those girls that gets really into anal and ends up prolapsing her butthole in every scene
ugly face but she has a ripe body with child bearing hips
The dragon was cool. And it was full of gratuitous shots of Millie's bare feet and armpits, which was based. But the writing and directing was all over the place.
That being said I'd watch it again just for the coom material.
i really thought they were gonna do like corset cleavage you normally see but damn it was like all armpit and feet
She already had that covered with Enola Holmes. She's branching out into different interests now for her fans. Millie is just the best.
where webms
not my thing so i didnt save any, just watch the movie
Confirmed pitkino
There’s some good shots of her feet. But they are filthy and dirty.
>But the writing and directing was all over the place.
Yeah just a very uneven film. Some good moments, but some very bad ones, too.
there were a few good upskirt shots too but they darkened the frick out of them so you couldn't se anything
overall it made me want to pregnate mbb
I've wanted to pregnate MBB since Enola Holmes. I know some anons were on the Millie train way before me, but that's the movie that made me fall in love with her. She was so cute in it and it was actually a really pleasant, enjoyable movie. I've had a huge crush on her ever since.
>"you get more flies with honey than with vinegar"
Millie likes buttholes, but I do not. No (You) 4 U. If you want the Millie's to keep cumming, you will be respectful. Or leave.
Why did you reply to me? I just said how big of a crush I had on MBB.
I watched it. It was okay. I enjoyed how the dragon wasn't a mindless beast. But it is filled with the classic netflix tropes that would make this board hate it.
The CGI for everything besides the dragon was really bad too. But the dragon itself looked great so they get points for that.
Also I thought the landscape shots for it were really cheap looking, but it turns out those were all actually filmed on some vineyard in Portugal so I guess I want to move to Portugal now. Shit looked fricking beautiful.
>Also I thought the landscape shots for it were really cheap looking, but it turns out those were all actually filmed on some vineyard in Portugal so I guess I want to move to Portugal now. Shit looked fricking beautiful.
huh
'luv her. simple as. anons opinions don't affect me.
Same. I think she's really pretty and she's pretty based by the standards of Hollywood solely because she stays out of whatever trendy social movement Hollywood won't shut up about at the time.
Millie never posted any black squares or Ukraine flags.
>Millie never posted any black squares or Ukraine flags.
You won't see that anytime soon either knowing the Jon Bon Jovi Empire. Their target audience is middle america and the hard working man. And Millie will stay quiet because she is a trad wife.
Bon Jovi is a staunch liberal democrat who does rallies for Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden all the time though
Thanks bros! I love her even more now that I know her successes are all her own.
Her success is her own, because say anything else you want about her but she's a pretty good businesswoman. She's got Netflix by the balls and she's making money hand over fist with her makeup racket. She could retire tomorrow and live comfortably for the rest of her life with how much money she's got.
Money isn't everything.
it do be tho
>Her success is her own
her success is her parents prostituting her out to israelites. she's a total degenerate sociopath
Ugh, purple sateen is not her thing. Plus the fat ass and no breasts reminds me of this…
I give it an 8/10
I think it would be funny if Joey and Millie compared butts.
This one is even worse. Damsel is just poorly made with shitty CGI and a pretty weak script. The Princess looks like some Power Rangers TV movie.
Again, I would give a chance for the upcoming Seizen Them!, at least the trailer looks fun. I also hope the movie flops and this "reverse damsel" trope just dies.
i mean it doesnt seem to be reverse damsel she isn't doing anything herself just being saved
Joey is so cute
It's easy to forget she's 40years old
a le heckin the troll! time to abandon thread
tight tush, very nice
ages in your path, sir
god she's just so plain
so ugly
>here’s that early 00’s euro glamour porn model I was telling you about
Before I say anything about her soles, how old is she in this pic?
20
I'm helplessly obsessed with her feet.
It's okay, but the last few minutes it goes FULL girlboss instead of just kinda girlboss.
How is she be so ugly
MBB looking rough these days
That's Lisa Ann, bro. Ya can't fool a coomer
Lisa still looks great. I wish she was still taking it up the butt on camera tbh.
she started doing street interviews, crazy that she would be hurting for cash must just be going insane from lack of attention
>Hi random passerby, you might remember me from my films where I was getting double penetrated or having my face sprayed with the semen from multiple men, could I please have a moment of your time?
even sadder she was trying to get college dudes to say they would get with her or date her like she isnt some old used up prostitute
>Why yes, m'lady, what's on your mind?
Lisa pls come back
Why do they all seem to go to the same ghoulish face butchers? We’re approaching an event horizon where every tv/movie prostitute looks like a Kirkland-brand Kardashian.
I caught the last 5 minutes of it. She kinda cute as a red head.
Same Mexican poster switching IP again
She'll divorce that moron nepohomosexual in less than 3 years. How much can a woman like her live with a guy who basically does nothing except hold her purse while she does press?
Probably not. Everybody wins with this marriage. Millie gets Bon Jovi money and Bon Jovi Jr. gets a foot in the door for Hollywood. It's 100% transactional
>Millie gets Bon Jovi money and Bon Jovi Jr. gets a foot in the door for Hollywood. It's 100% transactional
Millie has tons of money already. And she has zero pull in Hollywood.
>And she has zero pull in Hollywood.
She owns her own production company that has produced all of her Netflix movies so far. She can just cast him in all of her movies if she wants.
Yes, that isn't Hollywood. And Damsel was a massive flop. If her sci fi movie with Pratt bombs too not even Netflix will want her
>her sci fi movie with Pratt
One thing I've learned and someday you will too, is you NEVER bet against Chris Pratt.
i havent been able to find any domestic stats on the tomorrow war but going by international it was a huge failure
i heard the opposite in fact they were working on a second or were gonna
yeah looked up the nielsen and it did do amazing in the us so itll probably get a sequel, still shit tho
>NEVER bet against Chris Pratt.
Based Americhad!
I got good and bad news about Millie's next project. Which do you want first?
Me Grimlock want good news
I just saved a bundle on car insurance thanks to Milly!
I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
Kek, that's the wrong Milly! We're talking about Millie not Emilia.
What's the good news?
Good News is that the Russo Bros. are helming "The Electric State" which is based on a book. So it should be hard for them to frick up.
Bad news is that it's for Netflix. I seriously hope Millie has a 6 project deal and this will be the last of the israeliteflix shit.
Did you see the ludicrous display with 3-Body?
Woah! Look at those low rates!
Is the good news that she gets naked in it? If so, give me that first.
No, that goes for Jimbo, not fricking Chris Pratt. Chris has been in bullshit too.
Besides, wy would BonJovi need her to get his son hollywood connections? Producers love using his songs in their movies, all they need is just a tit for tat agreement
Why are her big toes so damn huge?
Uglyfeetitis like Taylor Swift.
its not good
realistically how do i breed millie bobby brown?
Be Jon Bon Jovi's tall white blonde son
i want her to eat my big fat ass
I like her because she was in a couple of Godzilla movies, even though GvsKong could've been better.
As a Godzilla fan, KotM was a great Godzilla movie and I will die on that hill. GvK was goofy and not very good but still enjoyable in the way Godzilla vs. Megalon is enjoyable. Moreover I really enjoyed her character in both of them and think they could have done so much more with her, especially in GvK.
where feet
The lack of webms made from this movie is criminal. There was a scene of her climbing up a cliff side or something and the camera focusing on her bare soles for several seconds and I was so sure that would instantly get posted all over Cinemaphile. I can't believe how far this board has fallen
why didn't you make them?
Because I dont watch movies on my PC. I have a couch and a big tv
tv & phone posters ruined this board
But I'm posting on my PC right now. I just don't watch movies on it because I have a tiny monitor and a big tv
mbb owns my tiny white wienerlet and makes it cream on command
>Girlboss
>Evil privileged white people
>Subverting conventions
Why would I watch something that’s already been done about 500 times since 2016 holy shit.
i hate to be like one of those gays who watches critical drinker but this movie is right up their alley. every single shot and plot point is about pushing a narrative. it would have been funny to watch five years ago but now im just tired of it.
That garbage isn't going anywhere soon so I don't even waste any energy on raging about it anymore. I'm too tired. I just take what I want from it and ignore the rest.
If Netflix called me up for a random survey on how I felt about the movie I'd just tell them straight up
>Your movie was pretty bad but I spent the entire runtime cranking my hog to Millie Bobby Brown's feet so it was a definite 10/10 in my book
>it would have been funny to watch five years ago
Don't know, this movie was so lazy. Not bad, just totally mediocre, nothing stands. Usually people involved in a movie try to leave some mark, something to say "hey I did this!". Not this time, everything seems to plain, even the costumes and the dragon seem to be from other movies, like stock CGI and reused dresses and armor.
streamshit had so much potential but turned into fan film tier green screen shit. we could have gotten a new age of sopranos-style serials and groundbreaking indie films
Isn't this one of the "first" "big" movie to "subvert" the "damsel in distress" trope? At least together with many other tropes about the enemy and true villain?
Well we had this
in 2022, basically it's the same movie. Princess is to marry bad guy, he locks her in a tower and she goes full Home Alone when his goons come to take her to the wedding. Both are shitty movies.
I bet there was some similar other movies with the similar premisses, but can't remember now. If you want to stretch the Super Mario Movie had some pretty similar shit since Peach was overpowered af while Mario was a loser and Bowser a fricking fat incel.
>Well we had this
I give it an 8/10 in 2022, basically it's the same movie
yeah, seem to happen a lot
https://www.digitalspy.com/movies/a839587/twin-movies-phenomenon-identical-movies-released-together/
>https://www.digitalspy.com/movies/a839587/twin-movies-phenomenon-identical-movies-released-together/
>Matrix vs eXisteZn
More like Matrix vs Dark City, but all three are great movies.
>So has anyone watched Damsel?
Yes, even made a thread about it last week
>Is it any good?
Lol, no
b***h princess is set to be sacrificed because the evil rich white people made a deal with the dragon. Black lady is her best friend and the only one who cares. The dragon was actually good, the rich white people tricked the beast.
In the end the dragon burns the castle with the rich white evil people while Milly Boobs Brown walks slowing towards the camera.
Zero cleavage/10. Shit movie.
I know it's an issue with modern Hollywood's warped sense of morality but
>The dragon was actually good, the rich white people tricked the beast.
Even though the revenge obsessed dragon still gleefully toyed with and killed hundreds of completely innocent girls without ever questioning it, she still dindu nuffin. I thought that was funny
Yeah that was... weird. "I really enjoyed torturing and killing all those girls, you knew some of them right? I even told you about it a few minutes ago. Well, they were good friends."
I only let it slide because Shohreh Aghdashloo's voice is weirdly erotic and gives me a boner. If it was anybody else I would have hated the dragon and the movie by extension.
Comes from the same poisoned feminist well that says killing the unborn is good and righteous. Modern women are sick and evil, and have literally no moral compass than their own selfish desires.
Yes, boring. When they introduced the superhealing glowworms, I already knew that she was going to use it save the dragon after defeating it, especially after they made the dragon a female.
>try watching
>high fantasy
>black people sprinkled in
stopped right there
I will now watch your interview
>knee high boots
she now has my attention, is there more of her in this outfit?
she's targeting milfs fans?
season 4 wasn't good but she was mighty distracting in this shirt. there were some see through moments too.
I disagree. Season 4 was good. Way better than the absolute slop that 3 was.
And Eleven was adorable in it, too.
Yes; no.
The beginning and end of the movie is bland, twee medieval fairytale shit, comparable to that shitty "Once" show with Begbie from Trainspotting in it, but worse.
It's actually OK in the middle segment when MBB is trapped in a cave labyrinth with a dragon. She is a good actress and great at screaming. She also gets covered in blood and slime and has to tear up her clothes, making her look like a cavewoman, which is a great look for her. But overall 5/10 netflix slop.
>She is a good actress and great at screaming.
unironically i feel like she missed her calling as a scream queen. she would be perfect in horror movies, she does screaming and scared crying really convincingly and im legit kind of shocked she hasnt done a horror movie yet
Would love to sit on her face, getting rimmed until I cum without touching my dick
What a bimbo.
There needs to be a baby in there, ASAP
It wasn't bad. I liked it. It was a run of the mill adventure movie.
Heh.
Run of the mil.
I will never understand you coomers.
>i'm going to watch this shit movie multiple times because she's such a heckin pit bawd and I love feet
how do you get anything done? do women live rent free in your mind 24/7? what happened to post-nut clarity? why is everyone online such a submissive effeminate soi and why do they have to tell everyone about it?
the irony being you wasted an hour reading this thread then made a useless post telling everyone about it
I just realized. Has this b***h ever been on the big screen? Literally everything she does is Netflix slop.
she was in the 2019/21 godzilla movies.
its worth a watch just to take a peek at her fantastic feet - probably one of the best feet in holywood right now, maybe besides natalie portman.
are you fricking kidding me? her feet is awful
drr
I wish
>sperging out about stars wars so hard you post about it in the wrong threads
topkek
>very young
Well that filters out Millie easily
I've seen it, it was ok, MBB looks cute and the city looks great, but the stepmother was boring, the father was a moron and the dragon looks like shit too, 6/10.
As much as of the usual Netflix shit.... I surprisingly found it quite decent.
Some good visuals and concepts here and there... To they point I do wonder most of the badly done crap were from the executives rather than the writers and the director themselves.