So he just gets to make up new powers whenever he wants?

So he just gets to make up new powers whenever he wants?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The second Superman was a borderline spoof! By the 3rd one it was all goof ball my dog eat laser-tier.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Richard Lester nonsense. Why is this English boy in some redneck US town?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i like superman 3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        spiders are insects after all

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >spiders are insects

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        is she the love child of spiderman and superman ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All of the Clark and Lana Lang scenes were kino. Superman III is by far the best cinematic Clark we've had, and having Lana as another love interest who's more interested in Clark was a great decision.

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The ending when Lois Lane comes back from holidays and Lana is there was top fricking kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      III is fun and IV is the only good one.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The best one is rebuilding the great wall of china with his eyes

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He wouldn't be very super if he couldn't.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One superhero gets to do whatever he wants. Might as well be SUPERman

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a power? Seems more like Kryptonian clothing technology.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Silver age Superman was ridiculous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who would win?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If Stardust has no kryptonite on him fuggetaboutit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Consequences will never be the same again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did Stardust ever fight a super villain?
        It seems like he only encounters normal buttholes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, a dude named the Super Fiend

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I really can’t argue with his logic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Stardust the Super Wizard
        >Wizard
        yeah

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >dead eyed gigachad caricature that calls people racist slurs before brutally murdering them
        He really needs a movie already

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Should be animated

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Um wait a second, why does the US economy need GOLD when the Federal Reserve can print as many Federal Reserve debt notes as is required?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Why does Tom want to own things when Bill, his boss, can print out photos of things?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You are asking too many questions that shouldn't even be in your brain. Stop.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that's an octopus??

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          god I really wish we could return to media being openly racist for humor purposes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Stardust once turned a villain into just a head, then took that head to a planet of headless beings they threw it at one of them causing the head to be absorbed. That's the completely incomprehensible code of mortality and justice that Stardust follows. Superman has no chance in hell.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this is actually horrifying

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >What are you going to do me?
            >Plenty
            holy fricking kino

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >hugest giant in the universe
            He's not that big

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He looks like a pretty big guy to me

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            daffuq

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            what a prick

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            We will never get a true Superman movie

            pre-Crisis Superman ain't gotta splain sheeeeit

            >dead eyed gigachad caricature that calls people racist slurs before brutally murdering them
            He really needs a movie already

            Silver age Superman was ridiculous

            I can see now why manga mogs amerimutt comics so hard

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Don't disrespect stardust

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How is the head talking if it has no lungs?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the star dust creator was mentally ill. just like all great artists.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, not really. Wonderman is done intentionally, it's a parody. Stardust is a completely and honest work - not even a critique or a deconstruction like Dredd or anything similar.
              Stardust is an actual crazy sociopathic superhero with an arbitrary black/white moral code played completely straight, and written by a crazy drunk bastard that ended up a crazy hobo and died in the streets.

              You guys ever hear of that Henry Darger dude

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            For me, it's that issue of Swamp Thing where he winds up on an alien planet made of sentient plant life and before he realizes it he makes a body out of the available plant tissue like he always does. So basically their bodies become grotesquely contorted into some kind of horrifying amalgam where they all retain their individual consciousness but start bleeding into each other's minds and he's so overwhelmed by it he just kind of goes berserk because it's like instant schizophrenia

            Kino

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What in the frick O_O that freak scares the shit out of me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Stardust stories followed a tried-and-true formula. The Super Wizard would use his omniscient powers to eavesdrop on criminals plotting a crime. The main villain would describe his grandiose plan (e.g. to commit genocide, lay waste to a city, destroy democracy, etc.). Stardust would pontificate on how evil the villain's plans were but did nothing to prevent them. The villain would then put his plan into action, and many people were either killed or forced to flee. When Stardust arrived on the scene, he would verbally berate the villains and then set into motion a series of increasingly bizarre and violent acts of revenge against the evildoers, often turning their own schemes against them. When the dust cleared, the citizenry would often bemoan the fact that they were unable to thank their hero who had already flown back to his secret headquarters in the stars.
          This guy sounds awesome

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this is actually horrifying

          For me, it's that issue of Swamp Thing where he winds up on an alien planet made of sentient plant life and before he realizes it he makes a body out of the available plant tissue like he always does. So basically their bodies become grotesquely contorted into some kind of horrifying amalgam where they all retain their individual consciousness but start bleeding into each other's minds and he's so overwhelmed by it he just kind of goes berserk because it's like instant schizophrenia

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Great shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he's a wizard and supes is fricked against magic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We will never get a true Superman movie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We sneed to get back to the discipline of making ridiculous attention-getting covers and having the entire comic be some bullshit explanation of how that cover scene happens

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >when you shitpost so much your autocomplete adds new words to the dictionary

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I’ll have you know I consciously wrote sneed there

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly don't know if that's better or worse.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We got the Fleischer cartoons and they're basically perfect. Might actually be a better format for Superman since they're short and episodic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >throw pepper at superman
      >destroy the universe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SuperChad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >disguises himself
        >still wears a giant S on his shirt

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the S stands for "so sorry, chorry"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >flew to a different universe

      what the frick HOW

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I assume it was meant to say solar system and they didn't proof read it properly
        Now why not go between solar systems or even better between galaxies? Well I guess the sneeze would just keep going until it hit something far in the future but the same is true of the bits that don't hit anything as is, supes would need to go back and collect it all

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Actually it was probably meant to be galaxy rather than system

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Flies to a dead solar system so his sneeze won't kill anything
      >The vast majority of a solar system has no planets
      >The north and south poles of it have none at all
      >The vast majority of a galaxy has no solar systems
      >The vast majority of a universe has no galaxies, and there are 2 trillion galaxies
      This is like Superman smashing the train instead of flying the kid out of the way.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who would win?

      Wonderman mogs

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        kek it's kino!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK OFF BASKIN ROBERTS WILL NEVER BE A MEME

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, not really. Wonderman is done intentionally, it's a parody. Stardust is a completely and honest work - not even a critique or a deconstruction like Dredd or anything similar.
        Stardust is an actual crazy sociopathic superhero with an arbitrary black/white moral code played completely straight, and written by a crazy drunk bastard that ended up a crazy hobo and died in the streets.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          For me? It's Fantomah

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Should a DC comic be about a detective?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no 80s TV show where Superman loses his powers and becomes a private detective

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted him to have gadgets like Batman so they could sell toys that launch something

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pre-Crisis Superman ain't gotta splain sheeeeit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >shoots another version of himself put of his hand

      Now this is just too much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love the "History of Krypton" comic series where Superman found out Krypton's past by building a device that bundled photons from across thousands of light years and then used super lip-reading to hear what they were talking about.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he couldn't do any of this shit when they met him in infinite crisis

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because that shit sucked.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it would've helped him not get his ass kicked though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >batgays would have you believe Bruce stands a chance against this guy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >bottom left
      >"his midget"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fridge the midge.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So Superman can make tulpas? Big deal!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's an astral projection, not an imaginary friend.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A minor inconvenience.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The face Lois makes lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The face Lois makes lol

      Even Lois don't know what the frick just happened.
      Hell, the other kryptonian is wondering what the frick was that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why does he keep flying into it? why is Lois surprised every time?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know the definition of insanity? The villian is clearly a madman

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >not watching the donner cut

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Superman killed Zod in this movie (while smiling) but fans don't b***h about it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He killed Zod in the comics too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He kills, like, alt-universe Zod and Russian Zod, but not post-Crisis real Zod iirc

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He kills, like, alt-universe Zod and Russian Zod, but not post-Crisis real Zod iirc

        In the 80s he executed the Zod and his cronies from an alternate reality after they had literally killed every human on that Earth. It was a controversial story at the time. John Byrne apparently wrote it because he was pissed that DC hired him to revamp Superman after Crisis but didn't give him freedom to actually do the shit he wanted.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          > last woman that can stand up to your pounding offers to be your sex doll for life
          > kill her anyway

          what a dummie

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Superman is devoted to only one woman. He's a true hero.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Unlike the superprostitute Ursa from the movie, Zaora/Faora's a literal man-hater. He didn't actually know this here because they're from another universe but he most likely dodged a bullet.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >oy vey remember the shoah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Arctic police

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      UM ACKSHULY only in theatrical cut, in the Donner Cut Zod and co survive

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      love her nudes

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much. The Christopher Reeve Superman movies feel like adaptations of the Silver Age comics.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Superman has always been able to just make up new powers. Can jump really high, frick it, he can just fly. X-ray vision? How about laser vision. Strong breath...frick it, ice breath.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot super speed, extreme hearing, and can travel in time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In the comics it's generally explained he picks up certain types of radiation and his bodies cells and store it. It can be converted into teletactile force so when he catches people after they fall it doesn't splat or how he can hold a pencil and move a black hole. He can fire it out through his eyes. He's basically a god tier internal telekinetic with cyclops powers. With the field it picks up sounds which are just vibrations hitting it, and with his body picking up types of radiation he can see all the types including x rays, gamma, infrared.

        More or less super only stopped holding back 4 times. Darkseid once, doomsday twice and against a couple dozen kryptonians. Batman even says he's a better fighter than me. It's his kryptonian violent side. Kind of gives him a berserker thing. The movies still haven't hit it right yet. A recent show got it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot super speed, extreme hearing, and can travel in time.

          Time travel is also just an extension of his super speed per DC time travel rules, though he hasn't been able to do that since Crisis

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hate capeshit
    >Still try to give you capeshitter gays the benefit of the doubt
    >An entire thread recommended this as the best superman comic
    >Gave it a try
    >It's just utterly fricking moronic
    >Ends with superman killing himself because he had to kill some multidimensional demon from destroying the galaxy and superman isn't allowed to kill and killing some literal demon is so fricking wrong

    Never listening to you morons again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My only problem is the weird tone shift, it goes from all of superman's friends dying, to him winking to the camera within the span of a few pages

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just confused how anyone treats superman like some golden goose. It's fricking dogshit.
        And when the movies rightfully flop the dozen or so superman fans act shocked like "HOW CAN CAPTAIN AMERICA BE MORE POPULAR, SUPERMAN IS THE BEST SUPERHERO".

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who praises comic books is a moron, they're mostly bad with sparse instances of decent writing in-between. And the new Superman movie is a modern capeshit movie so it's most likely going to be shit regardless of which character it's based on.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have never liked this story. I feel like people think they should like it just because it's Alan Moore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Ends with superman killing himself
      Dumb Black person, he didn't kill himself, just removed his powers. He's Lois' husband.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody bamboozled you. All you need to read is Watchmen, Dark Knight Returns, and Kingdom Come.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Those are 2d four color kino choices.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the original comics were moronic as hell. he could create mini superman out of thin air, and that mini superman could create an even tinier superman....

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    in the comics he could shit out little supermen to like do his taxes and answer phone calls and stuff

    I am not even kidding

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of having super advanced Kryptonion technology if you can't use it?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Would super man starve if he didn't eat?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit that last superman panel is such a chad

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've only seen this in Family Guy skit form and wondered if it was real

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shit me up as a kid seeing it on television.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's funny is that in both the Richard Donner's cut and Richard Lester's cut Superman throw the kryptonian villains all over the place wrecking buildings and such, without caring much about the people in their way, and you've Superman giving up on being a hero so he can PLAP Lois Lane.
    Both in Donner's cut and Lester's cut Superman is bullied by some hicks when he was powerless, but after he gets his powers he wrecks them.
    Both in Donner's cut and Lester's cut Superman gleefully torture the kryptonian villains after taking away their powrs.
    And in Lester's cut Superman straight murders General Zod after taking away his powers.

    But Superman fanboys still give MoS shit for the same things, even if MoS Superman was way less vindictive and reckless.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >even if MoS Superman was way less vindictive and reckless.
      He crashed Zod's ship through at least 30 skyscrapers

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is Superman to me.
    My first exposure to Superman.
    The one I grew up with.
    The gold standard I measure every other Superman against.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >They're not real women
      >And you weren't really Superman
      >I Know, I was playing pretend
      Absolutely based mad lad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      see

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lois was just dreaming here. Clark got her coffee.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair she did just run in and butt into their conversation.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Superman should literally just have the power of imagination like Bugs Bunny

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >So he just gets to make up new powers whenever he wants?
    WHAT A JOKE

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shit like this is the difference between capeshit and capekino, you'll never understand.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have had many homosexual thoughts about this man

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >makes a bunch of clones of himself
    >some are holograms that you pass through
    >some are ice statues

    Literally two identical powers used seconds from eachother

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe that's his super-power?

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you actually think about it, Superman should have way more crazeh gadgets and technology. He has access to the Kryptonian archives and their tech was extremely advanced.

    Maybe he's just reluctant to use too much of it on Earth. Like a prime directive sort of thing.

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