So he moved all the way from Stamford to Scranton (150 miles), only to quit on his first day? Did he move house to Scranton? Did he sign a long term lease? Did he find other work in Scranton? Did he move back to Stamford to find work there?
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I don’t get it why did it quit because Michael made a joke about him being fat what an oversensitive b***h
Well it was more than just a joke. He tried to physically force the guy up on a table making him reveal his inability to lift his own weight in front of everyone.
Is that Gizmo?
I would have loved to have Michael as my boss
You would think that, but he'd get annoying really fast.
>I’m under this. I’m caught under this hock here
Why couldn't he just say leg?
What kind of diet do I need to attain this form?
The man is huge.
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I love super obese guys who try to style their hair as if they're not comically fat
What kind of haircut are fat fricks supposed to get?
Mullet
None. They should let it grow, seeing that they dont care how they look, just let it all grow out
I knew this fat frick in college who had honestly immaculate style, hair always great, clothes were always stylish, but he was just so fat, like how can you put all that thought into your appearance and just not put down the fricking fork
Where did you go to school? This might’ve been me. I have since lost 70 lbs, though.
went to school in ann arbor, doubt it was you but props either way
Went to school in Toledo. Parents told me they wouldn’t pay for university of Michigan.
>immaculate style, hair always great, clothes were always stylish
someone tell him
I always want to admire them but then I hear their heavy breathing just by walking down a hallway.
Some people no matter how much they exercise or eat good will still be fat. Can’t do anything about being born with fat in your DNA it’s your fate to be fat
eat less you fat frick
The body positive role model we all need in these times of hateful fatphobes running rampant
If only you fat fricks would put the fork down and do some running rampant yourself instead of eating and sitting in your couch all day
God fat fricks like him are hideous he’s the worse type of fat frick because he’s actually proud of what a fat piece of shit he is
How about I eat you, weightlet?
Sure, genetically you can be predisposed to be 20-30 pounds overweight, but that dude is like that from his own doing, mostly.
put the fork down fatass
I hate skinny people so much it’s unreal. They don’t know the struggle of the fat man and how hard it is to lose weight
Not a chance this actor can still be alive right
Mike Bruner, whose credits include playing Fatboy in "Fatboy" and Adult Dave in "Eating", appears to still be alive.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0116151/?ref_=nm_mv_close
Lmao his IMDb profile pic is him dead on the ground apparently
One of his roles is also playing “Sparky the moron” in something lol kino filmography fat actors really do just get cast as fat slobs and morons most the time
I remember recognizing him from the office in a bunch of old Man Show sketches he’d often be in a sketch whenever they did a sketch making fun of fat people he’d always be the big fat guy in the sketch usually with no shirt on