So he was a virgin for 87 years?

So he was a virgin for 87 years?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just like me

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he fricked hobbit prostitutes when he was in bree. didn't you read the book dumbfrick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that ethical?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How hairy would hobbitussy even be?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >le word plus "ussy"
        You need to go the frick back to 9gag.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're begging to get that anonussy plowed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pucci

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You b***h. You little unfunny b***h. No one here likes you. YOU should go you stinky little queer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon being a homosexual is not board culture, you can frick off whenever you feel like it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >being a homosexual is not board culture
            >he doesn't know

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair to him, it's only openly admitted on Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was fricking arwen since he was like 10
    dont have the reference, but the book references that arwen was lusting over him during his childhood in rivendale

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so was he like baby yoda where he was a kid for 50 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda weird to lust after your far, far younger underage nephew.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t there a 2000 year difference

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes a bit more than 2000 years

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its ok when the woman is older. They dont get the pedo treatment for some reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t there a 2000 year difference

      They canonically only meet for the first time after Aragorn was an adult and he was only in when they meet again when he has around 50 years old.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1 dubs means you dont know what youre talking about. 1s of ignorance

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Strider" is actually a misunderstanding of his real name which is "Stroker"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is Aragoon, heir to the kingdom of Goondor, you owe him your allegiance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aragorn is High Telerin for "Stroker".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The power is not given you to deny the return of the coom, steward.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Where was Goondor when the Westfall fell?
        >I … uhm … think we *both* know, my liege …

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I am Aragoon, son of Aratroon. This is Coomli, son of Gooin, and Legoonlas of the wood realm.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >three days and nights of edging. No food, no rest and no sign of our orgasm but what bare wiener can tell

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s what made him so powerful.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was Frodo fricking? Was he a volcel? Just sitting around inside Bag's End all day, gooning?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep total gay, even Bilbo was implied to have a fling with some rich Hobbit lady.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who was Frodo fricking?
      Rosy Cotton. More than half her children are Frodo's. The others are Merry's and Pippin's.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is such an ugly thing.

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