so i dont get it.... was it anal? this was never explained
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so i dont get it.... was it anal? this was never explained
so i dont get it.... was it anal? this was never explained
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Possibly.
It was her pee hole
no it wasn't anal you virginal homosexual. why do you freaks always default to thinking sex from the back is anal.
be honest youve never been with a women
No it's mostly virgins who default to thinking doggystyle is anal
I've been with lots of women, lots of guys too.
Just the other week I was with my momma and coach Klein at the same time
You think he went dry into her butthole the first time they fricked? You're a moron. If you have a normal penis you can frick a girl standing from the back very easily
its a meme you dip
>I was just acting moronic
the joke is that why would anyone expect them to address the question of what type of sex it was. there you go, welcome to Cinemaphile btw
>the joke is that why would anyone expect them to address the question of what type of sex it was
That’s not a joke. That means nothing because literally every person on earth knows with certainty that he didn’t just plow his dick into her butthole you stupid sheltered zoomer imbecile.
seething
>someone noticed I made a fool of myself
>therefore he is soooooper angry
>I’m not a moron after all
so mad lol
>If you have a normal penis you can frick a girl standing from the back very easily
t. manlet
Dumbest newbie I've seen all day
spam replying still crying about how he wasnt really acting moronic on the internet. just stop posting homosexual
Holy shit you are a dumbass. Why are you even here
>tfw your hotdog bends downwards so standing sex is an awkward struggle
The diff is that when you penetrate a woman in the ass there's a bottleneck so to speak, hence her reaction is more pronounced rather than a more fluid reaction when you stick it in her pussy
Always preferred sex that way, it feels better as a guy. Missionary is a lot of work, I'm fat I don't want to plank while having sex.
You... don't have to plank for missionary you fat fricking moron incel
virgin moment
You’re 100000% correct.
You two should just enter every thread by announcing you have no experience with women at all — like you’ve just done here
Looks like it in the way she bites her lip
Just post the one where you see her rump
Why would it be anal? She wanted to get back at Marty by making sure he knew “Rust was here” anytime he wanted to mow his lawn.
No. People don't just have spontaneous anal sex. Even pornstars don't. You spend entire days preparing. Your virgin coom brain has a warped reality. Firstly a girl won't ever just let you stick it in her butthole randomly, contrary to the porn you consume. A girl whos down for anal will bathe and clean out her butthole before hand and you'll need to use lube and maybe even butt plugs if shes got them, then shell slowly and gradually workup to loosening up her ass so you can then slowly stick your dick in her butthole and let her adjust to it. Then she'll let you slowly thrust and once she's used to it she'll let you pound it. I have had anal sex with lots of women and this has always been the process. Keep in mind that's IF you even get to the point of sticking your dick all the way inside her ass. Sometimes you'll get just in the tip in and she'll feel how painful is it and call the whole thing off. The trick to getting a woman to have anal sex is to buy her a small, medium and large butt plug with lube so she can gradually stretch out her shit cutter. Then once it's warmed up and ready your wiener will slip right in
t. someone who has never had anal sex in his life
Oh really? I had a hookup with a girl on tinder who was super sexual and horny and was craving my wiener and as she was in doggy style in front of me I used my spit as lube and stuck it in her butthole and she didn't do anything to stop it. No lube, no warming up, no cleaning, nothing. Fricked her butthole raw and came in it. Had thin shit smears on my wiener but I didn't say anything and just cleaned it up after. Women are prostitutes and their true loose selves come out when they're incredibly attracted to someone
you must have a very thin penis lol
Could be. But I've got nothing but compliments on how nice my wiener is from women. Even your mother said it was the best she's ever had.
Like most online porn writers you also believe the hymen is a couple of inches inside a vag, never having seen one.
the hymen is a hypothetical piece of human, like a soul. there is no evidence it exists beyond people wanting to believe
bullshit, it's right next to the female orgasm
Proof that you have only seen pics of roasties. You've never actually touched a woman since your mother found your search history, rejected you and shoved you out the door.
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that. My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
>My mom for example has a pussy like a
hold it right there anon, story time
Anon....
classic
basado
no, she was literally just a prostitute and probably a massive buttbawd with an already stretched out butthole
>shit cutter
But this is tv so lube is never a problem. Had it been a problem veganal sex would have been affected too. All sex scenes with older women would have to include a scene of the couple applying lube.
women are such pussies. pretty sure gays can take bbc with spit only
Kek at shit cutter
>be me
>meet MILF on dating site
>go to her place
>we get shitfaced drunk
>leads me to bedroom
>get behind her
>guides my wiener towards her butthole
>"Put it in there, darling!"
>no lube, no preparation
>too shitfaced to even think about it
>slide in with a bit of effort
>feelstight.jpg
>keep fricking her ass for a solid 10 minutes
>kinda bored, try to switch it up
>she just gets up and heads for the toilet
>lay on her bed while she is shitting her brains out
>thank God for having the composure to put on a rubber
>she comes back, gives me blowjob deluxe
>makes me cum like a garden hose
>gotta bounce because I have work in 2 hours
>never see her again
Kinda wish we exchanged contacts, I still think about that blowjob from time to time.
Relaxation and not caring that much about pain is what matters for spontaneous anal.
A really horny woman who is relaxed won't experience as much pain and won't care about the pain that does occur as much.
all she wants is to give you her most intimate hole.
If you haven't experienced this
you haven't ever been with a woman truly horny for you.
written like a true bottom homosexual. go stretch out your butthole for your bear bf you twink b***h
He's probably cut and has a high friction dick.
aint true ive done anal with several different chicks, havent ever cleaned beforehand havent ever got shitdick, one time there was a piece of shit on the outer rim of the butthole but shit happens
Keep telling yourself that, buddy LMAO
>ie my own ass
>People don't just have spontaneous anal sex
anon...
What does happen is that if for whatever reason (say she's had a bellyache) the woman will signal you not to do it. Other than that it does happen in the spur of the moment
>trust me, i-i've had sex
lmao
This person fricks.
Others in this thread are either fricking grannies, or turboprostitutes. Or they have noodle dicks.
There's only one girl who would do anal on that show
what about the girl in the car with the two nigs
Nah, only her
uff.jpg
Anal is only good for busting a nut in casually
HERMIONE NOOOOOOOOO
why
Of course it was anal, Rust is a staunch anti-natalist and would never risk fathering a child. Anti-natalism = pro-analism.
I cum in the vegana. That's how babies are made
Reminder that "getting wet" isn't a thing. It's just a term that caught on because it was too raunchy for a girl to be horny.
so youve truly never had sex huh
find a sex having female and remove all the sheets of her bed and look at the very center on the matress
This sounds like some fake quest shit to trick a guy into an embarrassing situation. What sort of cave of wonders are you tricking me into?
t. Ben Shapiro
They filmed it in this manner to reflect Cole's animalistic nature. Dude got some beaver just because he can
How do I know if my erection is normal?
Does it point at a 45 degree angle? Then you're good.
Is the foreskin supposed to be pulled down when hard
what the frick is a fourskin
Do you have phimosis dude? You can't pull it down even if you want to?
I can pull it down when soft but can't when hard
That's phimosis. You might need to get the mark of the tribe, anon.
It should retract over the head. You may need to get circumcised. See a doctor. Avoid getting the cut if you can. Overtime the dick looses sensitivity because its always dry.
t. Cutgay
Normal how?
Just.. you know, how the erection is supposed to be, what?
I've contemplated going to a penisologist and getting hard and getting their professional opinion
Don't do this I did and they had a really cute girl doctor examining it and she laughed at my dick and I've never recovered
Those don't actually exist, I think urologists are the ones who would be the closest.
Urologist deals with urine, penisologist deals with penis.
Are you simple?
nah, just a two pump chump doing his thing
lmao so mnay fricking dumb virgins itt
if you get a woman properly horny her butthole gets moist for you and you don't need any lube
even it was anal, was it in the ass?
Is the head of your dick supposed to get hard when you get an erection?
Mine is soft which I thought was normal but my body told me his is hard
you may have some kind of dysfunction or inefficiency. maybe you're not getting as aroused as you could so you're not fully erect. its pretty important though so I'd seek a professional if its not a simple fix. getting a woman off is heavily dependent on how solid the snake is, especially at the head. .
Are you trying to fool me?
I feel like I'm going to go to the doctor and say "The head of my penis is soft when I have an errection" and he's going to go "yeah moron everyone's is"
well how soft are we taking here? you should get about the same resistance when gently squeezing the knuckle of your thumb
Anon if this isn't a troll it's not normal. Like the other anon said maybe *some* softness is normal but it should be at least quite firm.
Soft erection can be a sign of a developing heart condition.
Don't freak out about it but probably time to see a primary care physician in the next year or so.
So you aren't fricking with me?
Like the actual head, THE TIP of your dick is hard when you get an ercetion?
My dick is hard but the head of my dick is spongy. It's always been like this.
Are you cut?
Yes. My parents mutilated my dick at birth
I looked at trying to "restore" my foreskin after hearing gays on here talk about it but they didnt mention you have to wear a 1 meter long plastic tube tied to your dick 18 hours a day for 4 years for it to show any results
It’s probably from being cut. My head is sometimes soft sometimes rock hard. Depends on the intensity of my erection. I’m cut too.
NSFW: https://i.imgur.com/7sR0LEM.jpg
Definitely get it checked out
when fully erect, the head should become pretty solid, only spongy at the surface level. you should not be able to mold it like a legit sponge.
>he doesnt make balloon animals with his penis to impress the girls
The glans swells up just like the body of the penis. Its designed to act like a spoon and scrape any other mans cum out of the woman, leaving you as the impregnator. So the edge will be wider than the body of the penis and it will be solid enough to do its job. Obviously it isn't designed to be rock hard, its not a bludgeon to bruse the woman's soft tissue. But it is supposed to be hard enough to take a rigid shape, while having some give when you put pressure on it.
There are medical forums on the internet, I suggest you ask there. You may have a real problem or may just be on the outer edge of a normal bell curve.
Never take medical advice from Cinemaphile, remember this is the site that had people try to 'grow crystals at home' with a recipe for poisonous, lung blistering mustard gas.
That crystal thing really works though. You just have to blow on the pennies really hard
How many fricking old gays are still trapped on this shit hole site? Every day I come back and every day someone drops hints of 2003-2006 /b/.
I started posting on here in '06 when I was 13 years old. I'm 29 now with a wife and kid.
You can never escape.
Movies for this feel?
The Divine Comedy
specifically purgatorio
You're here forever
haha funni frogs
One thing I miss about a gurl I used to hook up with is raw dogging her tight bussy without lube.
I love these kinds of threads, very informative
We all got penis problems
Try breaking your back. Spinal cord damage means feeling arousal but not getting an erection. Still need to ejaculate to clear out old sperm, so 15 minutes of abrasion to get a hard on and ejaculation sends a pain signal through ehats left of the nerves, not pleasure.
At least I can still walk.
A woman trying in vain to nibble and suck a limp dick sounds kinda hot to be honest though.
what happens if you can't ejaculate on your own aka in dreams, and instead have to do it manually, but let's say you forgot to do it manually...?? what happens then?
Went three months before I wanked it out of desperation. Hard clotted grey lumps in a serum soup. Smelled bad too.
Men are required to ejaculate, just as women have to bleed. Imagine what would happen if you plugged a womans vag for three months.
Excessive masturbation is still degenerate cooming, the post nut clarity goes away and zinc depletion sets in. Clearing the pipes is a necessary occasional activity.
>tfw dick is bent to the left when fully erect
I wish I could have sex
Why the frick am I such a loser
this shit was so hot, how come your girlfriends don't get fricked like that Cinemaphile ?
>anal being pleasurable for a woman outside of porn
lol. lmao.
Yes my girlfriend enjoys it. As a matter of fact.
Bros I have two patches of skin that got super white on my dick. Like pale white. I went to the urologist and he told me that it's an issue for the dermatologist to look at but all of the dermatologists nearby are run entirely by ladies so I haven't been. Should I be worried? I've had it for like 2 years and they haven't grown in size.
Just fricking go see a dermatologist, Anon.
I'll get a boner and they'll laugh at me or be disgusted and call the cops.
If they haven't grown in size it's probably not serious. Maybe just a birthmark?
Vitiligo:
A disease that causes the loss of skin colour in blotches. Treatment can help, but this condition can't be cured. Requires a medical diagnosis. Lab tests or imaging rarely required. Chronic: can last for years or be lifelong.Vitiligo occurs when pigment-producing cells die or stop functioning.
Anon, just see a doc. At least a woman will touch your dick for you.
>Vitiligo occurs when pigment-producing cells die or stop functioning.
Do all white people have vitiligo all over their bodies then?
>tfw 40 and get tired and winded from sex
its over for me fellas, at this point I would have died if I was out in the wild.
Its not explained because there would be no reason to assume its anal. Standing sex is very common