So is marvel just gonna pretend this movie never happened?

So is marvel just gonna pretend this movie never happened?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What movie?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yea

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do not know what that is

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the celestial stuff and deviant stuff was fine, but holy frick the rest was shit.
    Except for these two, these two were fantastic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss WMAF posting.

      >Everyone in the audience just waiting for silly Indian photographer to do his magic

      They should've just made a movie about a bumbling assistant. Or not made any more capeshit at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would watch a movie about karun and kingo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get woke go broke

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, that costume looks idiotic, why is she in an awkward swimming costume? They don't even try anymore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The movie has no huuuuuuxge breasts
            Still disappointed this time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This applies to ALL female comic book characters, from She-Hulk to Scarlet Witch.
          They will never show a woman in a leotard or a skimpy costume in modern flicks. Wonder Woman in a gravity defying skirt is as revealing as we're getting in capeshit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not produced by Kevin Feige

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Still skin colored tights

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well if they don't then they're gonna have to explain why these frickwits are never around to help out
    so par for the course

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was too kino and filtered millions

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was a lot of good story and world there, buried under the shit performances, boring dialogue, and bloated script.

    They should reboot it in 10-15 years as a tv show.

    Perfect example of the type of thing that should be on disney+ as a series.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie made Thanos a hero, because him killing half of all sentient life meant that Celestials couldn’t be born and devour all sentient life.
    He killed half to prevent everyone from dying.
    That’s how dumb this movie is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so Thanos was also an eternal?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the comics' lore, Thanos is half Eternal and half Deviant

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But the deviants are bizarre animal monsters and the deviants look like humans. How did they end up fricking?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's the forbidden offspring of natural Eternal procreation. Which somehow gave him Deviant traits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the avengers killed more people than thanos because there are billions of planets now giving birth to celestials, killing 100% of the population instead of 50%. Sure, earth is saved, but that’s just one planet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick do Celestials even do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I would rather that all life would die than to have to deal with giant gay robots.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They have sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >meant that Celestials couldn’t be born
      for a while.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >killing half of all sentient life meant that Celestials couldn’t be born and devour all sentient life
      isn't that supposed to be something that happens once in like a million years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It got accelerated because half of universe disappeared and then everyone procreated to compensate, so when everyone came back there were more sentient life in total, which triggered Celestial births.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >then everyone procreated to compensate
          You can't be serious

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That’s what they said in the movie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No they said the surge when the blipped came back did it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's an actual thing that happened after plagues and the like probably has to do with real estate prices

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I killed trillions because... there is a greater threat
      Damn they actually ripped off blizzard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he just snap away the celestials and replace them with some starbirth engine that didn't require sentient life to fuel its birth?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I suddenly feel guilty for doing what I thought was right. Goodbye my friends. I must teleport to the sun and fly into it now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He failed his mission and can't live with them as he fought against them. He has nothing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I suddenly feel guilty for doing what I thought was right. Goodbye my friends. I must teleport to the sun and fly into it now.

        It felt like they left his death a bit open in case they change their minds

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pure kino and it will be remembered fondly just like Snyder's work.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only Disney could make a movie with Salma in it, that sucks. That takes some serious levels of incompetence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's super easy, she's a terrible actress whose only value is showing her breasts. So just don't show her breasts and have her acting and you ruined it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I felt like everyone in the world including them knew it would be shit which is why they tried to prop it up with big names from 25 years ago and of course a mandatory game of thrones person or two

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know. Even things from The Incredible Hulk keep popping up every now and then.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do they have to pay jack kirbys estate any money for this?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I invented these bracelets to amplify our powers and connect us together. Oh, sprite and icarus aren't here to get one? It's okay. The power of friendship will make theirs appear at the climax for no reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      their final plan kept changing and somehow everyone knew what to do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kingo didn't even appear in the final battle right? What a bloated mess of a movie.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of. There will be no Eternals sequel. I doubt they even get a D+ show. Sersi and Jon Snow could join the Avengers and the rest show up in a cosmic movie like Nova or Silver Surfer. The Eternals action figures were such a disaster at retail that Target may stop selling Marvel shit.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the idea was okay but the story and pacing were bad, with too many characters. Should have cut off the indian movie star and the deaf mute speedster. At least they got Celestials right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Should have cut off the indian movie star and the deaf mute speedster.
      But they are literally the most fun and entertaining characters of the movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this, they and druig were the best characters, they should have had more to do
        instead they focus on angelina jolie who is useless and on the most boring MCU protagonists of all time

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What brought on this question?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will a MCU movie mention or show that there's petrified, colossal, continent sized giant lodged in the earth's core, so big that it can even be seen from space? Even if the Eternals did stop his birth, his size alone would displace immeasurable amounts of water and majorly frick up the tectonic plates, causing devastating tsunamis and earthquakes all over the planet that would kill more people than the Thanos snap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was the will of the force.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, you have never seen a pussy in person?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that big. the earth is barely curved in that shot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just stop thinking ok. bigot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up no one cares

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that big. the earth is barely curved in that shot.

      I'd guess between 20 and 50 miles from water to top of highest finger, based on visible atmosphere & clouds. So big, but not THAT big. Like 5-10 Mt Everests.
      I'm more interested in building a space elevator on it, a physical staircase leading to the mesosphere (made of ~infinite strength bricks) makes the rest of the way to geostationary orbit fairly trivial, even if you're not quite on the equator.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kumail fricked his head up, shortened his life expectancy by about half, shrunk his dick and balls, further reinforced toxic masculinity standards in men and wasted every day for a year getting thick tan and juicy
    >To wear a dress for the entirety of a shitty D team Disney Marvel movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that there's not even a little reference in Doctor Strange, Moon Knight or Spider-man about a giant fricking robot-like humanoid popping from Earth's core is pretty telling about how much Marvel doesn't care about this movie.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get Salma Hayek in your movie
    >hide her breasts

    What’s the point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's an old grandma nowadays you freak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the deviants main objective should have been breeding Salma Hayek character instead of trying to kill her
      imagine those dog looking monsters dragging her in that cave ahah that would have been funny ahah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Be honest, that is your fetish, isn't it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what? ahah no, it's just really funny ahah

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it really wasn't that bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For a standalone movie it was decent, but not as part of the MCU continuity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not enough quips, too much drama, too slow and wordy?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think jon snow played a major character so he'll probably show up again
    then when galactus or whatever shows up someone will have a throw away line explaining why they're not there to help

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still a better Dune adaptation than DUNC.
    Also made more money.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this movie a lot

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't look like anything to me.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie takes place directly after Endgame since the un-snap is what wakes up the celestial
    >nobody seems to give a shit about billions of people coming back to life suddenly outside of a few lines
    >even when the Eternals all meet up they're more interested in talking about Captain America

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you expected a Marvel movie to not just have an asspull plot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Frick Kumail and his smug homosexual ass.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't keep up with comic book movies.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wheel of Time

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i havent seen the film but from what i seen from trailers and some clips here, ikaris seems to be the coolest so hopefully he shows up again

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone's pretending this shit fest didn't happen

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kumail didn't drink ox piss for you to crop him out

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie getting such a low rating when it's better than a lot of the shit the MCU puts out is truly interesting

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In.. humans? Never heard of em.

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