So judging by what animals influenced his design, could we determine how big is Beast's penis?

So judging by what animals influenced his design, could we determine how big is Beast's penis?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do half of those animal even have wieners?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Human
        >Animal

        Jesus christ... Did they really just say that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Humans are, by every definition, animals.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like the professors really got you good...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How are humans not animals, anon? Having self-awareness doesn't negate all the biological mechanisms we inherited and share.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like the cult really got you good...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't even say animal in the picture though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Beast may have had the body of a beast, but his soul was still human. So, he had human eyes even if every other part of him was animal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Taking in consideration he's more of a wolf, I think his dick is pretty large compared to his body

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
        A water buffalo's is 32 inches.
        A gorilla's dick is 1 inch
        The average human penis is 5.5 inches.
        But because Beauty and the Beast took place in mid-1700s France. Let's go with the French average of 6.1 inches.
        A boar's penis is 11 inches.
        A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
        And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
        Putting those numbers in a Mean, Median, Mode Calculator. The beast would have a penis of 10 inches.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They clearly went with an American Bison

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can't find a number on that, Sorry anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Legs and tail of a wolf

          The lower bit is wolf so I'd say his dick size takes after that the most.
          The ratio of dick size to body size in a wolf is 5:39 inches.
          The beast is 6'10
          Calculating that out we get roughly 9.4 inches Which is actually shockingly close in range to [...] 's estimate.

          The beast's wiener is around 9.4-10 inches long based on body mass ratio and animal make-up.

          No wonder why Belle frick that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She fricked him after he turned human

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
          >A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
          >And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5

          I'll remember this for future character designs...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shouldn't the length be a percentage of the body's height? If you expand a boar to the size of the empire state building, surely his wiener would be longer than 11 inches... since the Beast is bigger than a boar, proportionally, it would be bigger than 11 inches...

          What the frick am I doing in this thread?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Science Anon
            You'd doing science

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The boar's penis was the outlier. Also if the beast had a boar's dick he have a corkscrew dick, That's only 1 inch in girth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
          >A cat that is known for having cactus dick is that large
          you in what source you preposterous frick
          >to Cinemaphilegay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            seconded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like to think that you didn't look any of this up and had it already memorized.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Legs and tail of a wolf

        The lower bit is wolf so I'd say his dick size takes after that the most.
        The ratio of dick size to body size in a wolf is 5:39 inches.
        The beast is 6'10
        Calculating that out we get roughly 9.4 inches Which is actually shockingly close in range to

        A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
        A water buffalo's is 32 inches.
        A gorilla's dick is 1 inch
        The average human penis is 5.5 inches.
        But because Beauty and the Beast took place in mid-1700s France. Let's go with the French average of 6.1 inches.
        A boar's penis is 11 inches.
        A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
        And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
        Putting those numbers in a Mean, Median, Mode Calculator. The beast would have a penis of 10 inches.

        's estimate.

        The beast's wiener is around 9.4-10 inches long based on body mass ratio and animal make-up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
          A water buffalo's is 32 inches.
          A gorilla's dick is 1 inch
          The average human penis is 5.5 inches.
          But because Beauty and the Beast took place in mid-1700s France. Let's go with the French average of 6.1 inches.
          A boar's penis is 11 inches.
          A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
          And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
          Putting those numbers in a Mean, Median, Mode Calculator. The beast would have a penis of 10 inches.

          BUT HEY ITS JUST A THEORY

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The beast is 6'10
          That's for the 3dpd movie. Check your fricking sources you filthy secondary.
          The real number is >His size was described by Maurice to be close to 10 feet (3.05 meters)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          One more ting! If Beast really had big schlong, how did he hide erection in those air tight pants? Fool, Beast had no big peepee and lil Beast was only 3 inches, like great gorilla.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would it really be that hard to assume he just has a sheathe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >named Beast
        >is actually a chimera
        He even looks like a manticore.
        What shitty witch, can't even polymorp right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He even looks like a manticore.
          >no scorpion tail
          Surely you jest.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't have wings neither.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Considering the earlier versions are loosely inspired in the myth of Eros and Psyche, most probably Beast was intended to look like a giant snake. Besides, there's a long tradition of dragons kidnapping maidens across Eurasia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God hes so FRICKING HOT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, I can't find the penis of a horse edit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
        A water buffalo's is 32 inches.
        A gorilla's dick is 1 inch
        The average human penis is 5.5 inches.
        But because Beauty and the Beast took place in mid-1700s France. Let's go with the French average of 6.1 inches.
        A boar's penis is 11 inches.
        A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
        And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
        Putting those numbers in a Mean, Median, Mode Calculator. The beast would have a penis of 10 inches.

        So, roughly 10 inches, barbed, with a human/bovine shaped tip, a knot, and a slight screw to it?
        Also, would he have a baculum?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably very tiny, you know, as part of the curse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least he'd have a dick
      Imagine Lumiere's internal screaming over how he can't properly hump a feather duster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would explain so much

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop drunkposting, femanon.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The better question is, was it cut or uncut?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably uncut. he lives in rural france pre industrial revolution, who's gonna circumcise him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe his family's court financial advisor was a israelite. Maybe did the King a solid for his son?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a terrible ‘solid’ to do for someone, or someone’s son. Especially in the days before modern medical practices (not that they use an anesthesia for RIC anyhow…).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You have to force the israelites into everything?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this thread exist holy shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You new?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Out of all the threads on this board, this is the one where you draw the line?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If anything, this is one of the tamer threads all things considered. Better quality too.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beast should've shown his 10 inch wiener to Gaston and demoralize him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This might have ended up in a musical swordplay

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a "curse" that turns you into a 7 foot tall hunk with super strength and literal animalistic sex appeal
    That enchantress was a weirdo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He probably had fleas

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't be surprised if everyone had fleas at the times, God's Pearls and all that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bigger weirdo was Prince Adam for wanting to go back to his flamboyant twink form.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want a twist ending version where Beast's original form was a human princess, just to make the curse extra evil

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... 🙁

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What I'm more interested in is what it looks like

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will you play his game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF is that meant to be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A racing game called Disney Speedstorm

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beast is sex incarnate. The only one who comes close to him is Sally

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    seek help

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