A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
A water buffalo's is 32 inches.
A gorilla's dick is 1 inch
The average human penis is 5.5 inches.
But because Beauty and the Beast took place in mid-1700s France. Let's go with the French average of 6.1 inches.
A boar's penis is 11 inches.
A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
Putting those numbers in a Mean, Median, Mode Calculator. The beast would have a penis of 10 inches.
The lower bit is wolf so I'd say his dick size takes after that the most.
The ratio of dick size to body size in a wolf is 5:39 inches.
The beast is 6'10
Calculating that out we get roughly 9.4 inches Which is actually shockingly close in range to [...] 's estimate.
The beast's wiener is around 9.4-10 inches long based on body mass ratio and animal make-up.
Shouldn't the length be a percentage of the body's height? If you expand a boar to the size of the empire state building, surely his wiener would be longer than 11 inches... since the Beast is bigger than a boar, proportionally, it would be bigger than 11 inches...
>A lion's dick is 7 inches average. >A cat that is known for having cactus dick is that large
you in what source you preposterous frick >to Cinemaphilegay
The lower bit is wolf so I'd say his dick size takes after that the most.
The ratio of dick size to body size in a wolf is 5:39 inches.
The beast is 6'10
Calculating that out we get roughly 9.4 inches Which is actually shockingly close in range to
A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
A water buffalo's is 32 inches.
A gorilla's dick is 1 inch
The average human penis is 5.5 inches.
But because Beauty and the Beast took place in mid-1700s France. Let's go with the French average of 6.1 inches.
A boar's penis is 11 inches.
A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
Putting those numbers in a Mean, Median, Mode Calculator. The beast would have a penis of 10 inches.
's estimate.
The beast's wiener is around 9.4-10 inches long based on body mass ratio and animal make-up.
A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
A water buffalo's is 32 inches.
A gorilla's dick is 1 inch
The average human penis is 5.5 inches.
But because Beauty and the Beast took place in mid-1700s France. Let's go with the French average of 6.1 inches.
A boar's penis is 11 inches.
A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
Putting those numbers in a Mean, Median, Mode Calculator. The beast would have a penis of 10 inches.
>The beast is 6'10
That's for the 3dpd movie. Check your fricking sources you filthy secondary.
The real number is >His size was described by Maurice to be close to 10 feet (3.05 meters)
One more ting! If Beast really had big schlong, how did he hide erection in those air tight pants? Fool, Beast had no big peepee and lil Beast was only 3 inches, like great gorilla.
Considering the earlier versions are loosely inspired in the myth of Eros and Psyche, most probably Beast was intended to look like a giant snake. Besides, there's a long tradition of dragons kidnapping maidens across Eurasia
A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
A water buffalo's is 32 inches.
A gorilla's dick is 1 inch
The average human penis is 5.5 inches.
But because Beauty and the Beast took place in mid-1700s France. Let's go with the French average of 6.1 inches.
A boar's penis is 11 inches.
A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
Putting those numbers in a Mean, Median, Mode Calculator. The beast would have a penis of 10 inches.
So, roughly 10 inches, barbed, with a human/bovine shaped tip, a knot, and a slight screw to it?
Also, would he have a baculum?
Sounds like a terrible ‘solid’ to do for someone, or someone’s son. Especially in the days before modern medical practices (not that they use an anesthesia for RIC anyhow…).
Do half of those animal even have wieners?
>Human
>Animal
Jesus christ... Did they really just say that?
Humans are, by every definition, animals.
Looks like the professors really got you good...
How are humans not animals, anon? Having self-awareness doesn't negate all the biological mechanisms we inherited and share.
Looks like the cult really got you good...
It doesn't even say animal in the picture though.
Beast may have had the body of a beast, but his soul was still human. So, he had human eyes even if every other part of him was animal.
Taking in consideration he's more of a wolf, I think his dick is pretty large compared to his body
A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
A water buffalo's is 32 inches.
A gorilla's dick is 1 inch
The average human penis is 5.5 inches.
But because Beauty and the Beast took place in mid-1700s France. Let's go with the French average of 6.1 inches.
A boar's penis is 11 inches.
A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
Putting those numbers in a Mean, Median, Mode Calculator. The beast would have a penis of 10 inches.
They clearly went with an American Bison
I can't find a number on that, Sorry anon.
No wonder why Belle frick that.
She fricked him after he turned human
>A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
>A European brown bear's penis is 7 inches.
>And a wolf varies from 7-10 inches. Let's go with 8.5
I'll remember this for future character designs...
Shouldn't the length be a percentage of the body's height? If you expand a boar to the size of the empire state building, surely his wiener would be longer than 11 inches... since the Beast is bigger than a boar, proportionally, it would be bigger than 11 inches...
What the frick am I doing in this thread?
Science Anon
You'd doing science
The boar's penis was the outlier. Also if the beast had a boar's dick he have a corkscrew dick, That's only 1 inch in girth.
>A lion's dick is 7 inches average.
>A cat that is known for having cactus dick is that large
you in what source you preposterous frick
>to Cinemaphilegay
seconded
I like to think that you didn't look any of this up and had it already memorized.
>Legs and tail of a wolf
The lower bit is wolf so I'd say his dick size takes after that the most.
The ratio of dick size to body size in a wolf is 5:39 inches.
The beast is 6'10
Calculating that out we get roughly 9.4 inches Which is actually shockingly close in range to
's estimate.
The beast's wiener is around 9.4-10 inches long based on body mass ratio and animal make-up.
BUT HEY ITS JUST A THEORY
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>The beast is 6'10
That's for the 3dpd movie. Check your fricking sources you filthy secondary.
The real number is >His size was described by Maurice to be close to 10 feet (3.05 meters)
One more ting! If Beast really had big schlong, how did he hide erection in those air tight pants? Fool, Beast had no big peepee and lil Beast was only 3 inches, like great gorilla.
Would it really be that hard to assume he just has a sheathe?
All then
>named Beast
>is actually a chimera
He even looks like a manticore.
What shitty witch, can't even polymorp right.
>He even looks like a manticore.
>no scorpion tail
Surely you jest.
He doesn't have wings neither.
Considering the earlier versions are loosely inspired in the myth of Eros and Psyche, most probably Beast was intended to look like a giant snake. Besides, there's a long tradition of dragons kidnapping maidens across Eurasia
God hes so FRICKING HOT
Frick, I can't find the penis of a horse edit.
So, roughly 10 inches, barbed, with a human/bovine shaped tip, a knot, and a slight screw to it?
Also, would he have a baculum?
Perhaps
Probably very tiny, you know, as part of the curse.
At least he'd have a dick
Imagine Lumiere's internal screaming over how he can't properly hump a feather duster
That would explain so much
Stop drunkposting, femanon.
The better question is, was it cut or uncut?
probably uncut. he lives in rural france pre industrial revolution, who's gonna circumcise him
Maybe his family's court financial advisor was a israelite. Maybe did the King a solid for his son?
Sounds like a terrible ‘solid’ to do for someone, or someone’s son. Especially in the days before modern medical practices (not that they use an anesthesia for RIC anyhow…).
You have to force the israelites into everything?
Why does this thread exist holy shit.
You new?
Out of all the threads on this board, this is the one where you draw the line?
If anything, this is one of the tamer threads all things considered. Better quality too.
Beast should've shown his 10 inch wiener to Gaston and demoralize him
This might have ended up in a musical swordplay
>a "curse" that turns you into a 7 foot tall hunk with super strength and literal animalistic sex appeal
That enchantress was a weirdo
He probably had fleas
I wouldn't be surprised if everyone had fleas at the times, God's Pearls and all that.
The bigger weirdo was Prince Adam for wanting to go back to his flamboyant twink form.
I want a twist ending version where Beast's original form was a human princess, just to make the curse extra evil
Bros... 🙁
What I'm more interested in is what it looks like
Will you play his game?
WTF is that meant to be.
A racing game called Disney Speedstorm
Beast is sex incarnate. The only one who comes close to him is Sally
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