SO NO ONE TOLD YOU DEATH WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU DEATH WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *gasp*
    *gasp*
    *gasp*
    *gasp*

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who the fuck thinks this shit is funny? what else is there to talk about? i'm dead for god sake.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >friend and coworker drowns to death
    >eats a hot dinner
    what did he mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better to eat the hot dinner, than become one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        soup is NOT a meal Jerry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do they call it an oven dinner when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You okay man? I think you should go see a doctor. You might've just had a stroke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime Joey makes a public appearance he radiates confidence and contentedness. You can just tell he's a happy guy who appreciates having won at life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Winning in European

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TRUTH IS, THE JACUZZI WAS RIGGED FROM THE START

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sad clown dies.

    Tale as old as time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We all die, Anon. Clowns, jokers, serious people. Everyone dies in the end, you do know that?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, it's a great way to go out. On top of the world with a beautiful view. I'm still sad about it but I get it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >colon removed from opiate abuse

    So he definitely emptied his bowels in there after, right? Can you imagine being the guy that had to fish Chandler's lifeless body out of a giant hot tub full of murky shit water?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure they found him pretty quick, he wasn't floating around in 30 degree water decomposing all night.

      Shame though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        According to google, he was found dead at 4pm. Judging from the fact that he posted from his hot tub the previous night, it doesn't seem like they found him pretty quickly at all.
        He was definitely bathing in shit-water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He only had a colostomy bag for like a year. I don't think he had his colon removed

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’re about the fiftieth person to start a thread with some variation of this ‘joke’. Get better material.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HOT
    DINNER

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fools Rush In
    >The Whole 9 Yards
    >Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
    He actually made some enjoyable stuff. Shame that he destroyed himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like 17 again. It was fun.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bought this hot tub for 1/2 off because Matthew Perry died in it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
    >Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine wanting to unwind in a hot tub and when you get there Matthew Perry's bloated corpse is floating around in it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uh. i'm weirded out. really makes you think uh. weird weird.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big ol bowl of dead guy soup

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find it amusing y'all celebrate a guy who was on drugs. A real American hero.

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