So now that Star Wars is officially dead, will Disney finally Thanos Kathleen Kennedy off the face of the earth?
So now that Star Wars is officially dead, will Disney finally Thanos Kathleen Kennedy off the face of the earth?
So now that Star Wars is officially dead, will Disney finally Thanos Kathleen Kennedy off the face of the earth?
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She'll announce a new clone wars character live action series and all the goys will be kissing her feet again
No, she'll just be given another project to ruin into the ground. When you know what she knows, you become untouchable.
The more I think about it, the more I realize she's the Zack Snyder of Disney.
Man I hate warheads, you guys are the stupidest fanbase on the planet
Satan pls don't insult Zack like that
>No, she'll just be given another project to ruin into the ground.
lol, what's left?
>When you know what she knows, you become untouchable.
this
She knows where the bodies are buried
Star Wars has been dead since 1983 and this the gayest post I've ever read in my life
this.
And yet the merchandise up until Disney bought it in 2012 made billions. Try again, Disney shill!
>OMG MONEE GOOD, I KNEEL DEEZNUTSEY
israelite please
Go back
No, she's going to fail upwards to the 47th president of the united states.
Watch it happen
Can't wait for Hillary 2.0
Star Wars isn't dead yet. Lefty brain rotted redditors and shill journos are in total damage control mode atm.
she's been in the industry for decades. She probably has dirt on literally everyone.
This.
She is one of the few non israelites in Hollywood who is surrounded by israelite pervert gays. I don't doubt for even a second that she isn't some sort of serial sex pervert herself that definitely fricked her way to the position she's in now. But there is a reason that she gave former Harvey Weinstein assistant the director position of this latest abomination of Star prostitutes. It is my sincere belief that she is intentionally helping to burn Hollywood from the inside. She's like the Batman. She may not be the hero we want. But she's the hero we need.
It is more likely that Lucas made Disney take her as part of the deal when he sold Star Wars to Disney. There's probably some huge golden parachute clause if Disney reneged on this.
>le dirt!
Its more to do with how sometime after 2000, they started putting non-defamation clauses in everyone's contracts. which means, basically, if anyone, ever, says anything negative about any product, they are in breech of contract and subject to not only termination, but forfeiture of all earnings. This is why josh trank had to give back however many millions after talking about how bad "his" fantastic 4 movie was made in post-production.
No. She should go out the way John F. Kennedy did. BLAMO!
I don't even know if Kathy is on the level of the amount of dirt legohead has on the industry
>be lezbo
>head made of literally straight right angles
what did God mean by this?
The only thing that can save them is a shadows of the empire. Oh wait...
My brother recommended me acolyte just a few days ago. You have no idea what kind of slop people are willing to accept and even enjoy.
Maybe he’s one of those people that has no internal monologue and just replicates human behavior like pantomime. Did he get the jab?
>ahsoka is stuck in the middle of nowhere
>lore is destroyed
>the force will literally be female
>the force can impregnate women which makes it... male?
>cassian andor's show tok likeable for him and the rebels to be murdering the people in charge
>kenobi and mando just all around bad
>the parks are losing billions by the year
Kathy is killing it. Disney Star Wars is saved
>book of boba fett forgotten like a bad feverdream
It really felt like a feverdream. Its been dead since TFA and Disney got its claws in it. Honestly I think Lucas was actually done with it after ROTJ but saw a cash cow opportunity for the prequels and said frick it. But even that garbage was better that anything Disney has been involved with. Only semi decent thing to come ever again was Rogue One, but thats literally just a story explaining how everyone died getting the plans for the Death Star and part of the original story anyway so..yeah. She should crumble up like the other dried veganas she likes to allow to work in Disney.
Empire strikes back, released in 1980, was titled “episode V”. How could you possibly argue prequels weren’t at least in the plan at that point?
They were, this has been documented numerous times that empire is when George figured out his timeline and subsequent trilogy outlines, but the scripts themselves were not written until 94
you mean the prequel scripts? the ones we can see him sitting down with pencil, paper. and introductory to western literature cliffsnotes, to write during the production of TPM?
Yeah those scripts
Like I said in the empire days George figured out Anakin's backstory and timeline of events but had no specific scenes created, he was also planning two sequel trilogies and that changed overnight on a regular basis
But he did not start writing the screenplay and actually fleshing out the story until 94
>he did not start writing the screenplay and actually fleshing out the story until 94
Unless you're implying episode one was in production for over five years, he didn't start writing shit until 98.
>Unless you're implying episode one was in production for over five years
That's exactly what I'm implying
The casting for anakin was a three year project on its own
>he didn't start writing shit until 98
Bro they were finishing filming in 97
calling horeseshit. you can watch the BTS yourself and see george lucas not writing a single thing until after pre-production and casting.
I have watched bts on it, you clearly haven't so I implore you to do so because one of the opening shots is George in 94 saying "all I need is an idea now"
But anon this was also back when making a film was a 3-5 year period on average, two years for pre-production, two years for production, one year for post-production
then you're just ignoring what you saw. episode 1 didn't even have a name until deep into pre-production.
Idk what you saw but it's clearly bogus
Why don't you head back to pleddit where they believe shit like this on a whim
or you could take george lucas' wiener out your mouth.
Why would I? It tastes better than Kathleen's c**t.
oh i see, you're one of those autistic people who think you need to choose a "side" in everything.
You got burned, chum!
lol, nah. one thing you'll never understand about normal people is how easy it is to say both "sides" are shit.
Oh, you mean like how you're doing right now?
Yes, I'm calling george lucas, disney, and (you) shit.
burn
there were like 2 good episodes in it featuring mando
>best episode of Boba Fett's show had no Boba Fett in it
What we're they thinking?
Why did people think Kenobi was bad? I was just on my phone for all the parts that weren’t
>kenobi alone
>kenobi and qui gon
>kenobi and Anakin
And I enjoyed it. The bits with the black woman and her workplace drama were just like commercial breaks. You don’t actually have to watch those
>j-just ignore 90% of it and it's not so bad haha
Maybe because even those parts were fricking dreadful?
>dreadful
You sound trans. They were just basically extended mustafar sequences + obi being depressed wagie, which is all I wanted out of it. My only complaint is that like 60% of the series was not that, it was the black woman instead. That sucked
I could list all the reasons why most of the Obi-Wan scenes were absolutely moronic, but seeing as how you were unable to pick up on them yourself, I feel like that would be a wasted effort.
Basado
The show must be truly awful, there's no threads memeing about it at all, grim
It's not even worth making fun of. Even Star wars theory is just done
That pic fricking caught me off guard, thanks for that, anon.
I love her. She's proving how inept women are in powerful positions
What a genuine, kind woman with no malicious intentions
Genuinely what the frick happened?
She gives off strong mommy vibes when younger. Hollywood drained her soul.
Zoom in until you only see the left side of her face. I'm honestly scared.
>All the usual suspects have to come out and defend this slop just so the fandom menace can't get a win and prove their point.
LMFAO
>Force impreg by black women witches
This is worse than that infamous fan fiction My Immortal.
No because Disney is not a company. None of the people running it have any shares. Disney is a massive free-for-all. They hire their friends to plunder the bank account. I really hope the homosexual shareholders all go broke.
Is there anyway to know how many people are subscribed to Disney plus and how many are watching this new slop?
Have a job at Disney corporate, preferably in the media division
I'm willing to bet they hide the numbers from themselves as well, so no one can prove they knew they were producing shit that literally no one was watching.
Somebody knows the truth
I bet it isn't Bob, just the head of marketing & research if anything
they all probably know, the question is whether or not it can be proven, which means if the number published anywhere, the company becomes liable for losses.
How many episodes of Acolyte has Iger seen? At what speed? Does he watch them with a blindfold on at Kathleen whips him?
>How many episodes of Acolyte has Iger seen?
I can guarantee you he hasn't seen a lick of it
A lot of these industry heads don't consume product
Call Larry Fink on his private phone that's shaped like a boiled infant
>make a KOTOR movie with white actors
all they have to do to save this dead franchise.
is there nowhere left to promote her to?
I bet she'll create her own studio and Disney will give her a distribution deal. Same thing that happened with Amy Pascal at Sony after years of failure.
Nope. It has been that way for a while. All she can do is name a successor that is a white male so she has to stay on. Probably would have loved to nominate the dyke behind the Acolyte but that has yet again blown up in her face.
It's about time.
that ritual scene is a crime against humanity, i swear to god it was the worst thing i have ever seen on TV.
>that chanting, the dancing
>the power of oooone!
>the power of twoooo!
may the Thread be with you!
>now that Star Wars is officially dead
source? Voices inside your head don't count
put a chick in it and make her gay
If the ShitPee corporation had something less than shockingly incompetent moron losers running it.
The hideous troony relative of Tent Reznor ("Kathleen" Kennedy AKA NeoveganaMORT) would be buried in a Chinese desert up the neck, covered with honey and a metal bucket full of bullet ants would be put over "her" head.
That would've happened after the first movie debuted or "The Force is Female" T-shirt incident happened. ShitPee Corporation needs no reforms, it needs FUMIGATION.
TWO MORE WEEKS GUYS THEY'RE TOTALLY GONNA FIRE HER THIS TIME HAHAHAHAHA WE FRICKING GOT HER DEAD TO RIGHTS NOW DISNEY IS GONNA FIRE HER LITERALLY ANY SECOND BOB IGER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>t. Cinemaphile since 2018
reminder that nuwars is unironically marketed at dykes and communists and it was never meant for toxic white chuds
Intellectual Properties never die
the entire entertainment industry has been dead since 2007. this is just the rot phase, where the gut bacteria (executives) eats the flesh of the host. Except with the added bonus that if anyone ever admits anything is wrong, the entire system instantly collapses.
>No simple Star Wars stories
>Must have LGBHDTV+ Disney guidelines
I just want a Star Wars kinda like The Shield or Barry. Just something simple but fun. Why is that so difficult?
because following ESG guidelines is more lucrative than mass appeal.
Just two more weeks.
I see this post after literally any Star Wars media product is released, I just hope you are right this time. I'm betting you aren't though
might have something to do with how every disney star wars product was progressively worse than teh last
>star wars is officially dead
Why because a vocal minority of internet mam babies are crying online? Go check twitter, they're loving the Acoltye. Check the reviews, it's in the 90% on Rotten Tomatoes . You're just mad it's a successful show and you're not the target audience
No, Iger is too scared to get rid of her because she's so well connected in Hollywood and has so many friends.
The problem with Star Wars is on an Enterprise level at this point. Even if KK is removed, Disney will just replace her with another pozzed homosexual. And why wouldn't they? Star Wars fans have so little self respect that they will happily eat up whatever slop gets put out.
Can you imagine Sonic fans would do if Sega turned the franchise into feminist slop only made to push political agendas?
>which fans are you referring to? THE majority of the slop eaters of Disney dog shit are Normones. The merchandise for the force awakens went bust. True Star Wars fan spent billions yearly on Star Wars Merchandise up until George sold his baby to the white slavers.
*ftfy
The only reason I hate her is that she still haven't managed to kill SW... It's bleeding to death with vitals looking grim but still people expect good SW media. I want SW to die, I want to see those SW nerds who kept annoying me with trivial I never asked when we went watching movies to finally grow up and move on instead of going VZOOOOOM VZIOOOUM lightsaber sounds and doing bad darth vader impressions.
>but still people expect good SW media
I suppose you have some proof of that. bear in mind that 90% (and rising) of social media posts about [product] are simply the standard marketing.
6 out of 7 of the SW nerds I know where hyped for this Acolyte shit and 5 of them gathered to watch its' first episode in robes and shit... I haven't see them after this new episode so I dunno what's their take of it tho but the rest who skipped the series still wait for Kotor remake or something new SW related but this time with Sovl
if you're going to lie at least make it believable. like you're in an assisted care facility for non/barely functional autistics.
>lie about knowing people who pay for D+ sub to watch SW
I'm sorry, I know it sounds absolutely unbelievable
only because you're playing fast and loose with the definition of "people."
Hopefully Amazon will hire her to oversee the next Stargate series. Or take over season 2 of Fallout.
why would her clothes disappear too? are marvel fans serious?
I don't want to see that old hag nude
She probably hasn't looked frickable in 30 years or whenever her last daughter was born
I assumed her body would disappear and it would leave a pile of clothes on the ground
You guys keep saying Star Wars is dead, Acolyte was so bad etc.
But was it? I know we shouldn't take media a face value, but isn't there an article saying it was a big debut for them?
It doesn't matter if it's some dumb girl-power television for women in a Star Wars skin. As long as their large female audience keep watching, they will keep making these and critics will praise it.
Maybe the male, nerdy audience will keep bleeding but as long as they have enough diminishing returns, they will keep making more of the same.
Acolyte is Dog Shit wrapped in Puke, covered in Bile, slathered with pus!