So the Green Lanterns are just space cops?
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Ain't that many criminals running around in space bro. Space is infamous for being inhospitable to all forms of life.
Not only that, but all Martians moved to earth. Practically all Martians are dead.
What the frick was the Green Lantern Corp doing during the big Martian War?
The martians made a deal with the guardians of the universe (the GLC creators) for having autonomy on their colony of mars.
So they did nothing for it.
Also for Krypton the lantern that was supposed to save Krypton.....simply failed, nothing else.
He simply failed, he said it himself.
Right, what does that have to do with what I said?
>Ain't that many criminals running around in space bro
exactly, you're fricking welcome.
Not really, more like "disaster relief/peace keepers", cops enforce security and laws, GLs are more like "humanitary relief" and keeping the peace (and not necessarily following local laws and jurisdictions)
Yeah based on the way they operate, they're more akin to U.N Peacekeepers than cops, which makes sense.
>So the Green Lanterns are just space cops?
Cops don't help people, they shoot and beat people to a pulp for breaking laws that affect the rich and powerful. Green Lanterns help everyone, regardless of their class. If your a Tyrant on a planet that oppresses, yeah, they don't care about your laws. I guess this anon is more correct. They are a corporation of various alien species given hardware to enforce an ideology universally shared with each other.
More like Black Rock...
This is what liberals truly think about blacks btw. The most vile racists from can't even come close to the childish racism of western liberal writers
What am I supposed to take away from this character description?
He's a uncle tom
He's that guy
YOU KUST MAD CAUSE YA ASS IS OLD
he aint BLACK enough
That everyone who complains about Green Lanterns being cops, deserve to be mocked for being unable to differentiate between fiction and reality
Yeah.
The Lensmen did it better but...they're okay I guess.
kys
They also somewhat play the roles of fire fighters when you think about it.
>They're even turning on successful law abiding black people now
Literally, the only culture American game devs treat with respect is the worst aspects of American black culture and gay stuff. It doesn't matter if you're Greek, Celtic, Arab, Black, or Persian. You can't be a morally upstanding human being without being accused of being a fascist by these losers
>make a funny black character
WTF! That's minstrel show!
>make a black cop character
WTF! It's Blue Lives propaganda all cops are bastards even if black!
>make a sexy black character
WTF! Sexualization!
>make a non-threatening black character
WTF! Minstrel mixed with sidekick and making him act white? Fricking racist!
>make a black character have white friends
WTF! That's literally saying blacks aren't good enough to be with other blacks! Segregation is woke now!
>>make a sexy black character
>WTF! Sexualization!
but sheboons are sexualising themselves
So women love to sexualize themselves but when a man does it or a man notice it they go "WTF MALEGAZE!!!!!"
Learn the simple things man.
>Learn the simple things man.
I will
I've learned that I hate women so much is unreal
Greetings from Kazakhstan
That is a publicity photo. She was posing for it. Of course she's not going to be actually soldering.
>cant even pretend to be competent
oh
>ie cant learn the simple things
Ok? And?
They're not going to be doing actual soldering for a photo; it is staged because they can take it many times to get it just right for the promo material. If she's not doing the thing, then you can't say she's incompetent at it.
>cant even pretend to be competent
>ie so worthless couldnt even google a fricking image
>you can't call that incompetent
Yes I can, because it is.
Why does nothing please them at all? Why are they looking for reasons to blow up at men?
>"So the Green Lanterns are just space corps?"
>you think this man couple make it as a Lantern
>mfw
Yeah, but it's not all the same people; nobody is that contradictory all the time on everything.
>but it's not all the same people; nobody is that contradictory all the time on everything.
Women are, always and at infinity
It's different groups of shitlibs with differing 'causes' and what offends them more
Nice cope and they won't frick you for defending them.
Women gets offended when a chad or an incel tells them they're pretty. Look at Blizzard controversies.
Doesn't matter what or who women hate when the bad men (the men that won't pay for everything they need and don't wageslave to support their shit) look at them
>with differing 'causes'
Like who?
The libs that wants women to be empowered gets shitted on by these women for male gaze.
The rights that wants women to be trad wives gets shitted on by rhese women for objectifying.
It's a little more complicated than that. Plenty of people who are part of the 'left' wing, such as socialists and communists, oppose the sexualization and objectification of women
>my business
>my Gotham
>my Arrakis
>my Dune
Batman is really unhinged
Please tell me this isnt real
Okay. This isn't real.
Thanks, I needed that
Now that you are in a better state of mind, I regret to inform you that it is in fact real.
>power to create anything
>create a gun
God i hate americans
If it was medieval times he'd think of a crossbow.
Space cops with the budget of an intergalactic empire and training of a mall cop.
He is right. Instead John Stewart should be out there committing various violent crimes. Like committing burglary, murder, and rape.
Did the writer/artist not know that hanging shoes on the telephone lines means that the houses nearby are selling drugs or...?
According to wikipedia it means some loved one died, so I will assume he was simply too trusting of wikipedia.
Frick, really?
Are there any space criminal empires in DC? Like a space mafia or something?
Yes, the Spider Guild and Despero and Mongul
I don't mean like alien conquerors. I meant an actual gang like intergang, but in space.
Spider guild
Green lanterns pathetic
Ben, I love you but I know your irresponsible ass ain't talking. Bro is yapping when he uses most of his aliens to just punch the bad guy.
Well, at lease my weapon isn't based on my emotions
Thank god for that Ben, because you act incredibly immature and reckless.
Hey I can be mature, anyways I saved the universe like 100 times well at least more than the green lanterns
You can be but you often choose not too. Also, while you might have saved the universe many times, you also destroyed it and recreated. But I criticize because I deeply admire and respect you Ben. I know you can be better and want to see you live up to your potential.
>most of his aliens
Depends on which era we're talking. If it's Alien Force, 9/10 he's picking Humongosaur.
Gwen belongs to the GLC.
Of course you want my teenage cousin ah hal
I prefer the Star Sapphire Gwen pic
Yes, but it literally doesn't make any sense outside of the Silver Age. Everyone planet but Earth is basically a monoculture whose problems can be solved by a space cop punching one dude.
This whole scene is about how GL literally doesn't work if you make comics tackle real issues.
>This whole scene is about how GL literally doesn't work if you make comics tackle real issues.
This scene falls apart because Hal cannot get involved in the socioeconomic problems of his sectors because otherwise, everyone would fall back on him. Also, Dennis O'Neil is a massive cuckold and his Green Lantern comics sucked.
Tales of the Green Lantern corps shows us being a green lantern act however they want.
>be a bubbble sculptor
>pose as a magician
>set yourself up as a God
>thrillseeker
>be a collective of puffballs
>vampire hunter