So the next Hollywood thing is videogames?

So the next Hollywood thing is videogames?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love how depressed druckmann is now, fricking tedious israelite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's holding onto a bluff. Turns out last of us 2 performed below sales expectations.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense, welcoming a new medium into their propaganda pantheon now that the wild roots of game dev is dead and tamed.

    Also bolsters their creative bankruptcy with awful videogame writing. They proved you don’t need good writing or filmmaking with this horrendous decade of capeshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend up to ten years making a 6-hour game with perfect graphics
      >story absolutely fricking sucks. Full of woke shit
      >game flops or is forgotten within a month

      Remember when they used to make games that were memorable across decades and generations?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, when devs were nerdy but passionate white and Japanese guys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          even most of the old guard devs who used to make good games turned into homosexuals due to their cultural environment

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sigh. What's that pic related?

        Makes sense, welcoming a new medium into their propaganda pantheon now that the wild roots of game dev is dead and tamed.

        Also bolsters their creative bankruptcy with awful videogame writing. They proved you don’t need good writing or filmmaking with this horrendous decade of capeshit.

        A lot of the MCU is good filmaking, it's well polished, you just don't like how it's happy go lucky. The sjwism is there though I admit, but you can just ignore a lot of that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A lot of the MCU is good filmaking, it's well polished
          It's big standard, basic storytelling with mass produced visuals. You're a fool for thinking anything of value has come from capeshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A lot of the MCU is good filmaking

          you are moronic, those arent even films, they are digital video recordings at 2K tops that doesnt have the entire color gamut film provides and does not look as sharp in "4K" because is actually 2K. Thats not filmmaking at all and lets not dive into the overstuffed terrible CGI.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >A lot of the MCU is good filmaking, it's well polished
            It's big standard, basic storytelling with mass produced visuals. You're a fool for thinking anything of value has come from capeshit.

            Look, guys, I get it. I actually prefer DC (for what that's worth), and I know Marvel stuff is normie religion. I know the themes are no where near as good as LotR, but LIKE LotR it's good to just put on and watch for 2-3 hours and it's a story where once the plot resolves the heroes win the day. I'm right there with you that it's not very challenging as a movie, but it's polished.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus christ, imagine benchmarking with fricking Lord of the Rings lol. Could you please define what you mean by "polished"? Maybe then I could agree with you. The writing is predictable and tedious, the overused cgi gets worse with each installment, and is barely better than most TV shows these days. The acting is hackneyed and childish. I'm either not seeing or misunderstanding whatever "polish" you're seeing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The sjwism is there though I admit, but you can just ignore a lot of that.
          "Ignoring" it is the same as accepting it. Like a mother who ignores the fact that her husband sexually abuses their kid every night. If you pay money to watch the woke capeshit, if you participate in the woke capeshit, you are an enabler. You are part of the problem.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically would've been better casting even if ashley is way too old for it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Video game movies are always going to flop. The story oriented ones already work well on their own and the ones that primarily focus on gameplay don’t translate well at all to film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right on the money. This adaptation will add nothing

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This world shall know pain

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Ashley but Troy looks like such a massive gay every time I see him.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Make Movie Game into Game Movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >movie starts having glitches and fps drops from time to time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i thought voice actors are c**ts to work with? why are they getting movie roles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Craig Mazin's fault

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley Johnson's been acting since she was like 6 years old. I remember her being hot in that movie where she played a kidnapped cheerleader. Otis, I think?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Show me that dicky again, don't waste another minute of your cryin, we're nowhere near the end, the rape is about ready to begin..."
        Kino theme songs aside, Ashley did have a very small window where she was super hot. I'm surprised the biz didn't chew her up and spit her out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if she got super molested.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      theyre popular for playing D&D now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and also ruining D&D now because all the newbies think their DM should be just like le epic shitical role McRape Mercer

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They will flop so hard except Mario and Sonic. Videogames have bad and cringe story, a lot of plot holes, shills only care about how their favorite corporation sell more consoles, they don't care about games or movies.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anime

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sony games are already D-tier movies so why is that surprising

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are they going to be Ellie's parents?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who will play the troony?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's wild that they hired the ugliest kid available to play Ellie, when Dafne Keen was right there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pure stunt casting based on her being a meme for one week after appearing in GoT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plain faces in women signals lesbianism because lesbians do not like to put makeup on.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The modern Sony experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god this game looks so fricking shit, i hope the second one bombs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's free and I still don't want it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >single unbroken shot is a technical achievement in movies
      >but not in videogames. It just means developers went lazy
      >gamers think it's a technical achievement in god of war because sony told them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it makes the game look so cheesy as well, modern gaming sucks dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this stupid capeshit. Thinly veiled by some moronic long take style approach that other games did better many years ago. Barlog's original games had a much more better sense of cinematic epicness into them, doesn't even compare to this dragon ball shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I meant David Jaffe original games, not Barlog, nu-GOW is Barlog's doing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I tried playing this because it was free and the gameplay felt like baby dark souls, all the enemies were the same and the combat was so incredibly shallow and generic. I hate games where you're playing and then you trigger a cutscene and your chatacter starts walking slow and all actions are stripped away from you because the game wants you to listen to the "story". Just throw me in a world and let me play. This is also why I can't play last of us and uncharted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Half Life 2 ruined video games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Half Life 2 set the standards for video games
          Fixed for you, you lazy homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah a bad standard of walking slow while characters talk

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              your taste is bad and you should feel bad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are HL2gays so defensive? I've played the game near release and at the time it was novel you could walk around, click stuff and characters would tilt their heads towards you on first playthrough, but it all is meaningless on replays and now in hindsight is a bad practice, not to mention with how overused it become it's valid to point to HL2 as the cause. Everyone loved "the immersion" at the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It makes me wish for loading screens again.

        >Look at how impressive at game is, has no loading screens!
        >You can't skip cutscenes since its use to load new assets and levels in the background.
        >You have moments which should be cutscenes but instead its the player walking slowly while being given exposition and you HAVE to keep your thumb on the stick to advance the scene.
        >No loading screens but frick tons of ladders, ropes, climbing spots, sliding through crevices to mask the loading to a new area.

        All this to make the game seem seamless when it comes off as tedious. Just give me cutscenes that I can skip if I so wish, and give me loading screens instead of doors that take 5 seconds to open or dozens of fricking crevices to crawl through.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you completely lost all sense of immersion than stop playing immersive stories

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Immersion equals having to move your thumbstick forward for something that could have been a well directed more immersive cutscene.
            >If you wish to go through the game again for the gameplay, you're going to have to sit through all the walking sections and unstoppable cutscenes again.
            >Having through go through crevices is immersive.
            There are plenty of games that don't have to rely on tedious stuff to be immersive. There are games that do it well too, like Elden Ring for example. It has elevators, it has jump pads, it has cutscenes here and there for some environmental changes. It isn't banging you on the head with it every 10mins when you're trying to go through an area. Last of Us is also a good example to be quite honest. It does the hallway cutscene style well because its engaging. In God of War, you'll either have moments where you're have to deliberately slow yourself down so you don't miss the dialogue or be forced to a crawl without choice so you don't advance too quick and break the script.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the point is that if you're immersed enough in the story you won't even notice you're holding the stick or you won't mind because you're just interested in what is going on.
              I mean when you're holding the boar you're supposed to capture how pretty the forest is until you're hit with wonder at a giant tortoise coming out the ground

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there's nothing immersive about these kinds of games, they're just bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was a great game, kind of a walking simulator but the story was good. Everyone that dislikes it is either (rightfully) miffed it's a departure from the original gameplay or (wrongfully) because they don't know a good time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you would never be able to beat Sigrun at Give Me God of War difficulty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pfft booooring.

      For me, it's pig totin'.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        objective: survive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played GOW 1/2/3 before it struck it's fame and started pandering for the younger crowd. To compare the initial games to this gayshow of a abomination is fricking absurd. They are like totally different games. Kratos should be a mean motherfricker, not a S O Y balding pussy with a homosexual child. This once great game has been tainted by the israelites for Shekels

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man... How HBO has fallen. 15 years ago you could watch anything that was airing and be certain that it was good. Now they are adapting comics and videogames

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HBO produced the Spawn animated series.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They've been trying to get vidyashit and animeshit to take off like capeshit did for a while, but neither has worked yet. Sonic the Hedgehog is the closest they have came.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So the next Hollywood thing is videogames?
    The point was already made, but have you really somehow missed the rise of capeshit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Batman and (toby)spiderman that caused the rise were decent movies.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tlou is might as well a movie

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and chinese cartoons

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They think they can siphon from the video game audience who are mostly cable cutters.

    This will be a really short lived fad. People that play video games and don't already watch show/movies won't subscribe to a le epic live adaptation.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So the next Hollywood thing is videogames?
    Looks that way. They oversaturated the superheroes so only the diehard homosexuals are interested. They tried anime but that went nowhere. Unless they try to revive the 3D meme for the third time.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Troy Baker's an ass. Last I heard he was joining in on that NFT shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He always struck me as a little aggorant and egotistical. He made a joke at an awards show how he's the voice actor for every game, just the way he delivered it didnt seem very classy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those FRICKIN' digits, but yeah when asked what advice he'd give to up and coming voice actors he said "yeah, wait for me and nolan north to retire"

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