So this actually blew my mind

Imagine a movie where everyone in cast is white but keep all talking like Mexicans. And the movie clearly isn't dubbed or anything, that's just the language they natively speak.

Just all white people with names like Cesar and Pablo saying "donde" and "para' and "bueno" and "el perro". Absolute zozzle insanity.

>*makes explosion gesture next to my head*

The world is so much bigger than I realized.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about a movie based in the union where all the russian characters had perfect british accents?

    that'd be mental

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      be even more mental if they also made a miniseries like that too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would it be better or worse if they spoke English with fake Russian accents?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they can pull it off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is THE correct way to do it, though.
      You're watching a dub that happens in real time using the actors' mouths on set.
      Why would you expect an English-language movie, where characters converse in their native language without any quirks to their speech that would make their words sound unusual to people around them in the scenes, to have accents that are foreign to the language they are speaking?
      I'm blown away that this Reddit take has made its way to Cinemaphile.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its an Spanish movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but you realize Spanish (at least based on this movie) are white people right? They don't actually look like beaners but they still talk like them. How does that not blow your fricking balls off?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe because I'm not a mutt and know the world doesn't revolve around me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cause not everyone is a dumb amerimutt?

          America is whiter than your piece of shit country, FRICK SPICS.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cause not everyone is a dumb amerimutt?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, Mexico and Argentina are some of the Whitest countries outside of Europe. There are even White Mexicans, sort of like how the Europeans settled in the North American continent, so did White(mostly White) Spaniards settled in Central America.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mexico
          >white
          Ah yes ese, we wuz white n shit...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >argentina
          >white

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you realize that accents also apply to other languages... right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spanish is a language that comes from Latin .... you know in europe?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It takes place in Spain my dude

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American education.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is superior to your piece of shit country.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is superior to your piece of shit country.
        Doesnt know people speak spanish in europe

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to spain once and it blew my mind that there were a bunch of white people speaking mexicans

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What percentage of Americans would you say are unaware that Spain exists?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 2022 they thought Ukraine is an american state and it's being attacked. Maybe some still do.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time something happens in Georgia the country, they get alarmed too.
        It's kinda crazy how a country so powerful is full of so many morons.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile was a mistake

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get mindbroken so hard by pol lite you forget Spain is a country
    lmaooo

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most spaniards are pretty swarthy
    moroccan admixture I imagine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Spaniards
      > White
      ROFLMAO

      These guys know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Spaniards
      > White
      ROFLMAO

      [...]
      These guys know.

      Mexican cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of the Spanish speaking world is white.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you seen argentina

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As I said previously, none of the Spanish speaking world is white.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Spaniards
    > White
    ROFLMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      These guys know.

      Like clockwork.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    South Spain= Mexicans
    North Spain= Irish and Scotts

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is spain
    Based burger education, lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      America will outlive your piece of shit country, FRICK SPICS.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > hispanic
    > white

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >US anon discovers Europe, starting from Spain
    You'll be the inverted equivalent of Chris Colombus: Allan Analess

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys prefer the original or the remake of the movie?
    Personally i preferred the American remake, but i like how the original was actually filmed on location.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never saw the third or fourth film but the first two were absolute classics. I even enjoyed the American remake of the first film.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 is complete garbage. 3 is the result of one of the directors going off his own and making his own sequel. it's worth watching, but totally different in tone and setting

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American education

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but keep all talking like Mexicans

    the burger in its natural habitat..

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We were caliphs and shit, not a single drop of goth Blood in our veins.

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