I never got the appeal of those either. Small cuddly creatures being abused... I'm not seeing it. At least with Fluffy Ponies I could kinda see the humor in stories that basically treated them as to dumb to live and managing to die in the most contrived ways, but not the ones about actively killing and torturing them.
There is a good reason over the years I've built up about 7 different online personas on different sites (even if only 3 are currently active). I mean, none of them have anything bad, buuuuuuut some are from when I was a teenager and have too much cringe connected to them.
It's always fun to point and laugh at the guy with the weird internet presence until the day comes that it's YOU whose dark secrets have been exposed to the world
how is this made by a guy who actually had a famly and an actual job?
The fluffy ponies shit is tame compared to this shit, at least the people who made those were self aware and wanted to shock you.
The guy who made the Smurf torture porn (Smurf in Hand) posted it on some obscure Smurf forum called 'Bluebuddies dot com' and he acted as if he wasn't self aware of the sick shit he was posting, the worst part is that everyone in the thread seemed to be oblivious to it as well, even coming up with mental gymnastics to justify it labeling it as some kind of drama fanfiction about abuse and recovery. I was honestly traumatized by that crap and i would frequent rekt threads on a daily basis.
Better to have a weird shit phase that involves nothing but literal fictional beings for an outlet rather than repressing until it comes out in real life and you start actually torturing animals or abusing kids
>he doesn't obscure his real fetishes in a sea of other fetishes so that nobody can pin him down
I've never tried to hide anything, and I click on everything, so that the NSA can never figure me out. I browse porn on incognito. I haven't used a single VPN. I download things every single day, from porn to movies. I have far-left and far-right books. Hell, I order far left and far right books through bookstores. My posts are an incoherent schizo mess. You can't hide so I figure it's better to be all over the place. Nobody can understand how I think or who I am. That way they won't know how to seduce me in the future, as my desires are not evident from the psychointernet profile they're building on every one of us. I am no one because I am everyone.
Nah, the point is that my real interests are drowned in a sea of things that don't interest me. Maybe half of what I "engage" with on the internet actually interests me, the rest is just white noise. Let's see them build a profile of me through that. They can't. I'm invisible right in front of their eyes.
>Forum where I used to do moronic roleplay is still up and connected to an email everyone knew I used as a kid
How can you even be this moronic to do something like that? Even as a kid I knew better than to do shit like that.
I've got 10+ email accounts I keep track of, I almost never use the same one twice on different websites. Never use the same name or password either.
And why the frick would you even post your degenerate shit on the internet anyways?
It's always some regular guy or woman with a great life and kids or a lonely autist, there's barely ever an in-between. I think this weird shit turns out to be their "vent art" in some kind of weird fricked up way so they can be normal IRL.
I found him and his wife on Whitepages and texted his wife some links.
Now, if you're are curious about this whole ordeal, here's the original thread from the Smurf forum Bluebuddies.
If you want to see the whole thing from the start as it slowly unfolds into baby smurf torture porn: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/1960.html
If you just want to skip to that part: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=001960;p=7
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God, why is Cinemaphile like this now. Such a sick person deserves worse than just being doxxed.
Hell i bet you lot just feel for him because youre lolcows aswell, with your own farms threads even.
You cant just indulge in this sort of stuff and not be a psycho looking for the real thing. Cmon man you kbow its true.
>Author of smurf porn torture fic gets more pussy and stable income than kiwiBlack folk
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We joke about horrible shit on here but this truly is some kind of twisted evil. Why would someone do this and come up with this. It's a cartoon but it's still so fricked up. I hate it.
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this fricker is like a proto monkey-hater, in fact it wouldnt surprise me if he watched those videos
Horrible
What hideous soul would make this?
I mean I've seen worse stuff on /gif/. People with their faces sliced off, dogs cooked alive in china, etc. You're only shocked because it's well written & poetically framed. This hits harder because it molds to whoever watches it. You fill in the situation in your mind's eye. If it weren't frames with a pamphlet straight out of a baby shower it wouldn't hit nearly as hard. I almost admire it.
>everyone in the Bluebuddies forum was completely oblivious to the obvious on the nose sexual undertones of the posts saying that "it was just a serious emotional Smurf fanfiction about abuse" >the only guy who realized what was going on and pointed it out was a dude with a Gargamel avatar >everyone in the thread called him a sick troll with mental problems, even Smurf in Hand (the author of the posts)
I wouldn't be surprised if Smurf in Hand was a troll himself posting blatant baby torture porn and passing it as some sort of child abuse awareness fanfiction
When the guy whose avatar is the villain who alternates between wanting to eat the Smurfs and wanting to grind them up to make gold says you're a sick frick, you ought to sit down for a minute and think about your actions.
Eh. I'll take pedo expressing his sexual frustrations through smurf torture porn over kid diddling. And not like Cinemaphile, guro, and e-girl fricks are that far away either.
The fluffy ponies shit is tame compared to this shit, at least the people who made those were self aware and wanted to shock you.
The guy who made the Smurf torture porn (Smurf in Hand) posted it on some obscure Smurf forum called 'Bluebuddies dot com' and he acted as if he wasn't self aware of the sick shit he was posting, the worst part is that everyone in the thread seemed to be oblivious to it as well, even coming up with mental gymnastics to justify it labeling it as some kind of drama fanfiction about abuse and recovery. I was honestly traumatized by that crap and i would frequent rekt threads on a daily basis.
>w-waaaaaah you can't post these things, it's sick and you belong in jail
Trump was a mistake, all the gays came here because of /misc/ and ruined the site b***hing and moaning about every little thing including boring edgy shit like this
I've seen the whole story and I don't buy the torture fetish thing. Labelling weird shit to just "it's like porn to them" is narrowing how autists perceive reality. Some of these individuals can't even fathom the mere concept of sexuality and it's completely foreign to them.
This strikes me more as an animal cruelty awareness story made by a spergy 40something man who grew up with the show so he chose to use those characters for this (in this universe Smurfs are treated as pets basically).
The fact that the author has now been revealed to be a otherwise normal guy with a job and family shows he's at the very least functional enough. A lot of sexual deviants can't achieve that life.
It's always fun to point and laugh at the guy with the weird internet presence until the day comes that it's YOU whose dark secrets have been exposed to the world
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Better to have a weird shit phase that involves nothing but literal fictional beings for an outlet rather than repressing until it comes out in real life and you start actually torturing animals or abusing kids
That's very rational. I can see that too but is hard to say with just this, normally to actually make sure you should look at all his works side by side and see if this is not just some experimental shit he did because what you said or whatever machination inspired him that way or there is enough of a pattern in his work to be really defined as sexual. Could just be purely transgressive and he is well aware of how fricked up it is and just playing with people who take it too seriously, he being 40's something synergizes well with this theory because a lot of the comics and works of the era this guy grew up with loved to take a rise on people by just being gross and disturbing.
One rainy afternoon as I watched Blueberry sitting and babbling unintelligibly on the living room floor I decided to check his diaper before getting ready to wash a load of laundry. My lady friend had just returned the wee baby smurf after taking her turn to baby-sit him while I ran some out of town errands. Upon touching the diaper to feel for wetness I took the liberty of giving his tail a customary squeeze as well, but once simply wasn’t enough this time. I exclaimed, “Pardon me Blueberry, but the way you look sitting there right now and prattling in your little smurf baby talk is just too…. irresistible…”
Blueberry stared over his shoulder at me in bewilderment as I commenced to repeatedly mashed down on his plump little blue tail and diapered rump, pinning it to the floor and driving tiny squeaks from the little creature as if he were some pet’s rubber squeeze toy. The little creature’s blue tail flattened like a pancake under the pressure of my index finger, but as soon as I released it the resilient appendage and equally soft and pliable rear-end would spring right back into their original shape.
“You’re ten times better than a whole package of Charmin bathroom tissue!” I proclaimed in conclusion. At that moment I half expected Mr. Whipple to walk into the room and say “Don’t squeeze the baby smurf!” in admonishment.
Blueberry blinked up at me with a rather puzzled look on his face, making me laugh…
Jesus, what were you doing last December that reminded you about the blue buddies forums. Who the hell still thinks about this shit, I tried my best forget about it until now, thanks to OP (who's a homosexual).
wowie, you sure trolled him le epic style! pwn'd even! mucho updoots and karma to you, fellow ledditor, how epic indeed, wholesome 100 fortnite dance!
Frick kiwiBlack folk for doxing that dude. Actively making the internet worse
haha look at me I'm so cool for making the internet the most boring place of all time because I'm ready to ruin someone's life because someone drew something I don't like myself
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>NOOOOOOOO LEAVE THE LITERAL PSYCHO PEDO ALOOOOOONE
God, why is Cinemaphile like this now. Such a sick person deserves worse than just being doxxed.
Hell i bet you lot just feel for him because youre lolcows aswell, with your own farms threads even.
are you actually clutching your pearls because a guy wrote some weird smurf fanfiction on an online forum? are you new to the internet? are you new to LIFE?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Sickos who get their rocks off from kids and abuse do not belong on the internet. I am glad people who share such things get doxxed nowadays.
But why frickers here defend them is beyond me.
1 year ago
Anonymous
right, they belong out there in real life where they just rape and abuse real children
you are fricking moronic and just begging for (you)s most likely
yeah anon that's called a CYA. In what universe would some forum admin nerd actually have any control over this aside from shutting down the forum entirely
Killing yourself for being a kiwifarms user would be safer than sorry. You are just seeking attention in a mediascape thats already dead. You think people give a frick about this? People cared when chris fricked his own mother and sexually abused her. Texas smurf fricker autism is low tier at best and your inability to get over it shows how basic you are. Never have i truly felt like another user on this site was below me till now.
On one hand I dont think you're wrong, but at least have the self awareness to never b***h about tiktok teens canceling someone when you are doing it over smurf porn.
a troon did that to my at the time gf when i called them out for tracing everything (including paid commissions) in a fetish art discord
the results is that my now wife teases me and indulges me in said fetishes from time to time so yeah
> You cant just indulge in this sort of stuff and not be a psycho looking for the real thing.
Well, let's just hope he never gets his hands on some real smurfs then.
Now, if you're are curious about this whole ordeal, here's the original thread from the Smurf forum Bluebuddies.
If you want to see the whole thing from the start as it slowly unfolds into baby smurf torture porn: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/1960.html
If you just want to skip to that part: http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=001960;p=7
I would fricking punt a Smurf. I'm tired of pretending otherwise. I would run through their village like Godzilla and start stomping on their houses. Frick those little blue bastards.
>when did this board become nothing but little pussies?
Cinemaphile has always been soft but between the tumblr exodus and the 2014 and 2016 influx we have a marked increase in pearl clutching "think of the children" homosexualry now that more women and conservative shitposters have taken up residence
i think saying that stuff like this is "clearly a fetish" undrmines it and completely overlooks why feel the need to people make stuff like this at all, and ultimately makes it LESS interesting
just going "haha i bet someones wanking to this" is easy, its simple, an it doesnt explain what goes thru someones head to make them wanna draw this sorta thing
its the simplest answer but its not the most interesting, nor is it even the edgiest
the fact that this is made WITHOUT intent for sexual pleasure is far more odd
You're obsessing too much over this. You'd find equal or worse shit having grown up with /b/ or /gif/ (much of it real and not some drawings). The most likely explanation is it's some kind of sadist fetish vent like the massive load of other torture porn out there.
shit like that is why we dont have any fun autism anymore, just attention prostitutes and artificial "cringe" content
kiwiBlack folk just wanna be "the guy", they wanna be the one who did something, the one who discovered something, the one who brought anything to the table, anything at all, even if its crap on a plate, so they go around doxxing complete randos just to say they did it and what do they get? no one remembers you for it. everyone remembers the guy who did Liquid Chris and stuff like that. no one remembers the guy who doxxed some dude who wrote smurf fanfiction 10 years ago.
haha look at me I'm so cool for making the internet the most boring place of all time because I'm ready to ruin someone's life because someone drew something I don't like myself
oh please, you think this is a moralist issue? id respect it more if it was.
theyre not doing it under the belief that its "right", or at least most of them arent- theyre doing it for attention.
Whay? Tons of them doing that annoying deus vult crusade lap and cry that trannies, furries, [insert thing they don't' like here] are going to burn in hell. you see it all over kw
1 year ago
Anonymous
alright quick quetion, you DO know the difference between an actual christian saying these things, and a le funny meme guy going "haha youre going to hell for this", right?
i mean ffs, christian statements like 'deus vult' are literally MEMES on the farms, theyve been memes for ages on the internet
1 year ago
Anonymous
It stops being a meme when you're spending hours a day seething and obsessing over people while spouting the same thing. stop trying to defend the losers over there
1 year ago
Anonymous
im not defending them, im explaining their motives, mon morono
you went from telling me theyre christian, me explaining to you why theyre not, and you completely obliterating the goalposts and rebuilding them from scratch on another hemisphere by claiming im now defending them
do you guys think there's still time to ruin the internet for normies? or is it too integrated into common society
it used to be a place for weirdos and autists, but now its so sanitized
i mean theyre already sorta contained on 3 or 4 large mainstream websites, but those still leak into our nice little shitholes down here
It's too late shit is irreparably fricked and won't get better. Best you can hope for is that the major social media sites break up and all the normalgays have to splinter off into a bunch of less centralized sites but that is only a stopgap. As it stands now you gotta hope that whatever little niche beyond Cinemaphile that you hang out in doesn't catch the eye of some E-celeb who makes a video about you that lures in a bunch of normalgay colonists
>all the normalgays have to splinter off into a bunch of less centralized sites
that wont happen because normalgays, are by the definition, the most default and commonplace human beings
expecting them not to like the most centralized, mainstream and popular thing is literally, logically, impossible, thats like asking that half of something be bigger or smaller than the other half
What I meant is that if the big social media sites get broken up into smaller sites they will scatter like wienerroaches but it's a stop gap because inevitably the sites will recentalize again and then we're back to square one
I assume that people like Fluffy stuff because they're overly saccharine versions of [popular horse show], so seeing bad things happen to them is just sadistic schadenfreude. Meanwhile, baby Smurfs are literally JUST babies and no matter how "welcome 2 my sick twizted w0rld" someone is, it makes people incredibly uncomfortable.
I think it's a macaque torture wojak which is based off of those /gif/ webms where the baby monkey gets it's head hammered epic stlye and his head gets drilled through it's eye sockets.
I think the first weird/questionable post was him taking the baby Smurf in for a medical exam that seemed to just consist of a rectal thermometer being shoved into it.
how the frick did Cinemaphile go from being one of the most relaxed places on the internet- something that was already quite liberal and edgy in and of itself- to being someplace where the majority of a thread genuinely talk "violent vidya causes mass shootings" type a shit.
what had to happen to turn you all into such ninnies?
Not this shit again good god
What do you mean, anon? It's just a nice story about the wonders of adoption. There's no other implicit themes here...
Out of the loop
What the frick is this?
Like yukkuri abuse comics but with smurfs,
Precisely
Also fwuffy pone
I never got the appeal of those either. Small cuddly creatures being abused... I'm not seeing it. At least with Fluffy Ponies I could kinda see the humor in stories that basically treated them as to dumb to live and managing to die in the most contrived ways, but not the ones about actively killing and torturing them.
Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand
Starts off as a fanfic about baby smurfs in the care of overly touching and fondling humans. Ends in baby smurf torture porn.
Here's a pretty vid about it:
Fricked up hurt-comfort Smurfs fanfiction.
== post it ==
Guy who made this got doxxed and turned out to be seemingly regular man from Texas who has a family and likes cakes
I've literally had nightmares about the degenerate things I've drawn and posted online somehow getting traced back to me.
There is a good reason over the years I've built up about 7 different online personas on different sites (even if only 3 are currently active). I mean, none of them have anything bad, buuuuuuut some are from when I was a teenager and have too much cringe connected to them.
>Same
It's always fun to point and laugh at the guy with the weird internet presence until the day comes that it's YOU whose dark secrets have been exposed to the world
Better to have a weird shit phase that involves nothing but literal fictional beings for an outlet rather than repressing until it comes out in real life and you start actually torturing animals or abusing kids
This why I commission cuck and blacked porn of cartoons. It makes me feel normal.
>Forum where I used to do moronic roleplay is still up and connected to an email everyone knew I used as a kid
I don't even remember the old forums I used to ERP on. I bet they exist somewhere still in the old abandoned parts of the internet.
sorry buddy, but lets be honest, most people probably dont remember you
good thing i only roleplayed with burner emails on accounts i had the power to delete
and msparp
>he doesn't obscure his real fetishes in a sea of other fetishes so that nobody can pin him down
I've never tried to hide anything, and I click on everything, so that the NSA can never figure me out. I browse porn on incognito. I haven't used a single VPN. I download things every single day, from porn to movies. I have far-left and far-right books. Hell, I order far left and far right books through bookstores. My posts are an incoherent schizo mess. You can't hide so I figure it's better to be all over the place. Nobody can understand how I think or who I am. That way they won't know how to seduce me in the future, as my desires are not evident from the psychointernet profile they're building on every one of us. I am no one because I am everyone.
That's a lot of words for "I have a variety of interests".
Nah, the point is that my real interests are drowned in a sea of things that don't interest me. Maybe half of what I "engage" with on the internet actually interests me, the rest is just white noise. Let's see them build a profile of me through that. They can't. I'm invisible right in front of their eyes.
>I haven't used a single VPN
bruh
Motherfricker thinks he's Serial Experiments Lain
How can you even be this moronic to do something like that? Even as a kid I knew better than to do shit like that.
I've got 10+ email accounts I keep track of, I almost never use the same one twice on different websites. Never use the same name or password either.
And why the frick would you even post your degenerate shit on the internet anyways?
>And why the frick would you even post your degenerate shit on the internet anyways?
God I hate this new generation so fricking much.
It's always some regular guy or woman with a great life and kids or a lonely autist, there's barely ever an in-between. I think this weird shit turns out to be their "vent art" in some kind of weird fricked up way so they can be normal IRL.
Good for him, hope he is doing okay 🙂
Isn't he also a lawyer?
>Texas
Even worse than Florida.
>Author of smurf porn torture fic gets more pussy and stable income than kiwiBlack folk
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As if thats a high bar to begin with
It is if you're a kiwigay, yes.
what the frick is this?
sick depraved people out there
stay safe because they appear normal but are into shit like this
Holy shit get over yourself.
your mother sucked your 8th-grade teacher's dick and that's the only reason you made it pass that grade
why are you seething lmao
Why does your mother's pussy look like tree bark and smell of rotten milk?
Geez
damn that's a good insult
Oke underage§ you don´t need to overdo it just to fit in lmao.
How oddly specific.
Where do you think we are?
Holy frick some OG shit.
For me, it's the Smurf guerillas saving the kidnapped Smurf babies from the hurtcore snuff filmmakers.
>the Smurf guerillas
You mean these guys?
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KEEP THIS EVIL AWAY FROM MY BOARD
how is this made by a guy who actually had a famly and an actual job?
Post Snickers
Horrible
What hideous soul would make this?
this fricker is like a proto monkey-hater, in fact it wouldnt surprise me if he watched those videos
homie
We joke about horrible shit on here but this truly is some kind of twisted evil. Why would someone do this and come up with this. It's a cartoon but it's still so fricked up. I hate it.
I mean I've seen worse stuff on /gif/. People with their faces sliced off, dogs cooked alive in china, etc. You're only shocked because it's well written & poetically framed. This hits harder because it molds to whoever watches it. You fill in the situation in your mind's eye. If it weren't frames with a pamphlet straight out of a baby shower it wouldn't hit nearly as hard. I almost admire it.
Just because worse things happen doesn't mean this is suddenly not sick
is the blanket supposed to have gone through his skull or something?
Over a decade old and still gets the chuckles.
>everyone in the Bluebuddies forum was completely oblivious to the obvious on the nose sexual undertones of the posts saying that "it was just a serious emotional Smurf fanfiction about abuse"
>the only guy who realized what was going on and pointed it out was a dude with a Gargamel avatar
>everyone in the thread called him a sick troll with mental problems, even Smurf in Hand (the author of the posts)
I wouldn't be surprised if Smurf in Hand was a troll himself posting blatant baby torture porn and passing it as some sort of child abuse awareness fanfiction
aren't most fetishists like this and are in denial about their own fetish?
When the guy whose avatar is the villain who alternates between wanting to eat the Smurfs and wanting to grind them up to make gold says you're a sick frick, you ought to sit down for a minute and think about your actions.
Eh. I'll take pedo expressing his sexual frustrations through smurf torture porn over kid diddling. And not like Cinemaphile, guro, and e-girl fricks are that far away either.
After fluffy ponies, nothing phases me anymore. Do your worst.
The fluffy ponies shit is tame compared to this shit, at least the people who made those were self aware and wanted to shock you.
The guy who made the Smurf torture porn (Smurf in Hand) posted it on some obscure Smurf forum called 'Bluebuddies dot com' and he acted as if he wasn't self aware of the sick shit he was posting, the worst part is that everyone in the thread seemed to be oblivious to it as well, even coming up with mental gymnastics to justify it labeling it as some kind of drama fanfiction about abuse and recovery. I was honestly traumatized by that crap and i would frequent rekt threads on a daily basis.
is it a bannable offense to post fluffy stuff? no one posts it anymore so I figured you'd get jannied. really miss that shit
It’s gore and /mlp/ shit so yes it probably is a banable offense
I used to be into fluffy shit and even this is too much for me.
>w-waaaaaah you can't post these things, it's sick and you belong in jail
Trump was a mistake, all the gays came here because of /misc/ and ruined the site b***hing and moaning about every little thing including boring edgy shit like this
Lol, this was happening before Trump /misc/ whiner. Cinemaphile was always the softest board.
I've seen the whole story and I don't buy the torture fetish thing. Labelling weird shit to just "it's like porn to them" is narrowing how autists perceive reality. Some of these individuals can't even fathom the mere concept of sexuality and it's completely foreign to them.
This strikes me more as an animal cruelty awareness story made by a spergy 40something man who grew up with the show so he chose to use those characters for this (in this universe Smurfs are treated as pets basically).
The fact that the author has now been revealed to be a otherwise normal guy with a job and family shows he's at the very least functional enough. A lot of sexual deviants can't achieve that life.
See
You're just repressed.
That's very rational. I can see that too but is hard to say with just this, normally to actually make sure you should look at all his works side by side and see if this is not just some experimental shit he did because what you said or whatever machination inspired him that way or there is enough of a pattern in his work to be really defined as sexual. Could just be purely transgressive and he is well aware of how fricked up it is and just playing with people who take it too seriously, he being 40's something synergizes well with this theory because a lot of the comics and works of the era this guy grew up with loved to take a rise on people by just being gross and disturbing.
‘A Soft and Squishy Blueberry’
One rainy afternoon as I watched Blueberry sitting and babbling unintelligibly on the living room floor I decided to check his diaper before getting ready to wash a load of laundry. My lady friend had just returned the wee baby smurf after taking her turn to baby-sit him while I ran some out of town errands. Upon touching the diaper to feel for wetness I took the liberty of giving his tail a customary squeeze as well, but once simply wasn’t enough this time. I exclaimed, “Pardon me Blueberry, but the way you look sitting there right now and prattling in your little smurf baby talk is just too…. irresistible…”
Blueberry stared over his shoulder at me in bewilderment as I commenced to repeatedly mashed down on his plump little blue tail and diapered rump, pinning it to the floor and driving tiny squeaks from the little creature as if he were some pet’s rubber squeeze toy. The little creature’s blue tail flattened like a pancake under the pressure of my index finger, but as soon as I released it the resilient appendage and equally soft and pliable rear-end would spring right back into their original shape.
“You’re ten times better than a whole package of Charmin bathroom tissue!” I proclaimed in conclusion. At that moment I half expected Mr. Whipple to walk into the room and say “Don’t squeeze the baby smurf!” in admonishment.
Blueberry blinked up at me with a rather puzzled look on his face, making me laugh…
I found him and his wife on Whitepages and texted his wife some links.
Jesus, what were you doing last December that reminded you about the blue buddies forums. Who the hell still thinks about this shit, I tried my best forget about it until now, thanks to OP (who's a homosexual).
she probably already knows
probaby because I sent her a voicemail and text 2 months ago.
Get ready to be sued for stalking.
>NOOOOOOOO LEAVE THE LITERAL PSYCHO PEDO ALOOOOOONE
God, why is Cinemaphile like this now. Such a sick person deserves worse than just being doxxed.
Hell i bet you lot just feel for him because youre lolcows aswell, with your own farms threads even.
are you actually clutching your pearls because a guy wrote some weird smurf fanfiction on an online forum? are you new to the internet? are you new to LIFE?
Sickos who get their rocks off from kids and abuse do not belong on the internet. I am glad people who share such things get doxxed nowadays.
But why frickers here defend them is beyond me.
right, they belong out there in real life where they just rape and abuse real children
you are fricking moronic and just begging for (you)s most likely
way to be a newbie
hoooooly shit youre a megahomosexual
I thought kiwifarms has strict rules that you never interact with the thread subjects
yeah anon that's called a CYA. In what universe would some forum admin nerd actually have any control over this aside from shutting down the forum entirely
wowie, you sure trolled him le epic style! pwn'd even! mucho updoots and karma to you, fellow ledditor, how epic indeed, wholesome 100 fortnite dance!
Better safe than sorry.
Killing yourself for being a kiwifarms user would be safer than sorry. You are just seeking attention in a mediascape thats already dead. You think people give a frick about this? People cared when chris fricked his own mother and sexually abused her. Texas smurf fricker autism is low tier at best and your inability to get over it shows how basic you are. Never have i truly felt like another user on this site was below me till now.
safe from what?
On one hand I dont think you're wrong, but at least have the self awareness to never b***h about tiktok teens canceling someone when you are doing it over smurf porn.
youre a homosexual, dude
a troon did that to my at the time gf when i called them out for tracing everything (including paid commissions) in a fetish art discord
the results is that my now wife teases me and indulges me in said fetishes from time to time so yeah
How did he get in contact with your then gf?
she had a deviantart account where she posted her sparkledogs and did commissions, and i shilled her drawings a lot on both sfw and nsfw accounts
Cute gf turned wife, you're a lucky man anon
>sparkledogs
Why? What is this man hurting from his fricking old Smurf fanfiction, other than he's getting more pussy than you?
You cant just indulge in this sort of stuff and not be a psycho looking for the real thing. Cmon man you kbow its true.
>kbow
> You cant just indulge in this sort of stuff and not be a psycho looking for the real thing.
Well, let's just hope he never gets his hands on some real smurfs then.
Yes, yes you can.
It's a guy's vent fetish shit, i can understand. It isn't a surprise he's got a normal life. Didn't deserve to be doxxed by crybaby autists.
I am unphased by this. Show me the worst parts of it.
Now, if you're are curious about this whole ordeal, here's the original thread from the Smurf forum Bluebuddies.
If you want to see the whole thing from the start as it slowly unfolds into baby smurf torture porn:
http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?/topic/1/1960.html
If you just want to skip to that part:
http://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=001960;p=7
I mean, it's pretty bad, but it's not THAT bad. I've legitimately seen worse. I just feel amused disbelief at this and not much else.
I would fricking punt a Smurf. I'm tired of pretending otherwise. I would run through their village like Godzilla and start stomping on their houses. Frick those little blue bastards.
this really isn't such a big deal
when did this board become nothing but little pussies?
>when did this board become nothing but little pussies?
Cinemaphile has always been soft but between the tumblr exodus and the 2014 and 2016 influx we have a marked increase in pearl clutching "think of the children" homosexualry now that more women and conservative shitposters have taken up residence
i think saying that stuff like this is "clearly a fetish" undrmines it and completely overlooks why feel the need to people make stuff like this at all, and ultimately makes it LESS interesting
just going "haha i bet someones wanking to this" is easy, its simple, an it doesnt explain what goes thru someones head to make them wanna draw this sorta thing
its the simplest answer but its not the most interesting, nor is it even the edgiest
the fact that this is made WITHOUT intent for sexual pleasure is far more odd
You're obsessing too much over this. You'd find equal or worse shit having grown up with /b/ or /gif/ (much of it real and not some drawings). The most likely explanation is it's some kind of sadist fetish vent like the massive load of other torture porn out there.
Frick kiwiBlack folk for doxing that dude. Actively making the internet worse
shit like that is why we dont have any fun autism anymore, just attention prostitutes and artificial "cringe" content
kiwiBlack folk just wanna be "the guy", they wanna be the one who did something, the one who discovered something, the one who brought anything to the table, anything at all, even if its crap on a plate, so they go around doxxing complete randos just to say they did it and what do they get? no one remembers you for it. everyone remembers the guy who did Liquid Chris and stuff like that. no one remembers the guy who doxxed some dude who wrote smurf fanfiction 10 years ago.
haha look at me I'm so cool for making the internet the most boring place of all time because I'm ready to ruin someone's life because someone drew something I don't like myself
but anon, we have to stop the degenerates online or else I'll never get my tradwife
oh please, you think this is a moralist issue? id respect it more if it was.
theyre not doing it under the belief that its "right", or at least most of them arent- theyre doing it for attention.
trust me, I know it's all for attention. I was just mocking their annoying christcuck larp they like to do
but most of them aren't christian, or even claiming to be... youre fumbling your boogeymans
Whay? Tons of them doing that annoying deus vult crusade lap and cry that trannies, furries, [insert thing they don't' like here] are going to burn in hell. you see it all over kw
alright quick quetion, you DO know the difference between an actual christian saying these things, and a le funny meme guy going "haha youre going to hell for this", right?
i mean ffs, christian statements like 'deus vult' are literally MEMES on the farms, theyve been memes for ages on the internet
It stops being a meme when you're spending hours a day seething and obsessing over people while spouting the same thing. stop trying to defend the losers over there
im not defending them, im explaining their motives, mon morono
you went from telling me theyre christian, me explaining to you why theyre not, and you completely obliterating the goalposts and rebuilding them from scratch on another hemisphere by claiming im now defending them
Keep defending them dumbfrick
god fricking damn it anon
im at my limit
do you guys think there's still time to ruin the internet for normies? or is it too integrated into common society
it used to be a place for weirdos and autists, but now its so sanitized
i mean theyre already sorta contained on 3 or 4 large mainstream websites, but those still leak into our nice little shitholes down here
It's too late. The cellphone made it too easy for normalgays to access the internet. Look at you, "normies"? They already got to you
they ruined if for us
It's too late shit is irreparably fricked and won't get better. Best you can hope for is that the major social media sites break up and all the normalgays have to splinter off into a bunch of less centralized sites but that is only a stopgap. As it stands now you gotta hope that whatever little niche beyond Cinemaphile that you hang out in doesn't catch the eye of some E-celeb who makes a video about you that lures in a bunch of normalgay colonists
>all the normalgays have to splinter off into a bunch of less centralized sites
that wont happen because normalgays, are by the definition, the most default and commonplace human beings
expecting them not to like the most centralized, mainstream and popular thing is literally, logically, impossible, thats like asking that half of something be bigger or smaller than the other half
What I meant is that if the big social media sites get broken up into smaller sites they will scatter like wienerroaches but it's a stop gap because inevitably the sites will recentalize again and then we're back to square one
If the place you visit can be found via google, privately hosted, or not on tor, you're part of normie society.
go on then, tell us which part of the deep web you knock about in
You are WAY too late
fluffies > smurfs
Stop fighting and post more weird/funny shit from niche cartoon forums
Stick the screwdriver deep into your ear canal, like shove it in there all the way.
This man made horrific work. Once he was done with the Smurfs, he moved on... To the Fluffies.
oh? where can i find his fluffy work? I am rather intrigued by the fluffy lore and I think it could make a good movie.
No, that booru died a long time ago. It must stay dead, anon.
They have a site now and they're still going strong.
That original booru, with all their stories and images, are lost to the cyber ether.
I still remember the horror of stumbling on that thread in '15. The abuse, the hugbox, the gore.
I like fluffy torture better.
I assume that people like Fluffy stuff because they're overly saccharine versions of [popular horse show], so seeing bad things happen to them is just sadistic schadenfreude. Meanwhile, baby Smurfs are literally JUST babies and no matter how "welcome 2 my sick twizted w0rld" someone is, it makes people incredibly uncomfortable.
FWUFFY NU WAN!
BMT
did you just make a smurf turture wojak?
I think it's a macaque torture wojak which is based off of those /gif/ webms where the baby monkey gets it's head hammered epic stlye and his head gets drilled through it's eye sockets.
god i miss when people would actually draw out weird shit in mspaint instead of everything just being a wojak
Its the same monkey in those? I thought they were diferent ones
>he doesn't know
uma delicia
Pure fricking SOUL
I think the first weird/questionable post was him taking the baby Smurf in for a medical exam that seemed to just consist of a rectal thermometer being shoved into it.
how the frick did Cinemaphile go from being one of the most relaxed places on the internet- something that was already quite liberal and edgy in and of itself- to being someplace where the majority of a thread genuinely talk "violent vidya causes mass shootings" type a shit.
what had to happen to turn you all into such ninnies?
newbies and twitter tourists