so what the hell was she?

so what the hell was she?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    an archon

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Barefoot Rose

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally a semen demon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do I summon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is one nut really worth your soul?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy mama.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    an /x/tard's tulpa

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a stupid hat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's how you know she's quirky

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was the young boy getting ritually stabbed to death and begging for his life. You just know the israelite who geeenlit the scene was watching it with his dick in his hands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't get aroused by that scene I don't know what to tell you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why but this post made me laugh a little bit too hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        haha settle down, okay?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literal, actual, energy vampire.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same as the target audience. A redditor.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    feet with some other useless trash attached

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Psychic vampire. Also smoking hot.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ngl i was super turned on by kate the hat
    her ability to hypnotize
    and then rebecca fergusons character in dune has the same power
    basically i want rebecca ferguson as my mommy dommy

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My Wife

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I AM.... LE ACTING!

      Is it mandatory for her to do her autistic tryhard lipbite in every scene?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No woman has ever looked at you and bit her lip.
        It's hard to bite your lip when you're trying to hold back vomit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hope she sees this bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          m'lady shan't be fricking you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. seething troony or femoid
          kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao SEETHING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me of 4 Non Blondes

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically, her and the others like her are energy vampires that feed on the same people that the Taheen would also kidnap to use to bring down the beams of the Tower, psychics with the shining,

    They were kidnapping and torturing kids, sure, but in doing so they were preventing the Taheen from carrying out the Man in Black's orders. If the Tower falls, so does reality and the Crimson King escapes, so they helped slow down the deterioration of the beams in a fricked up way.

    TL;DR - Energy Vampires.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You missed that they were all originally just normal humans who happened to have a 'shine', aka inborn psychic capabilities. Each of them has a specialty, like the blonde chick and her ability to verbally convince people of shit. They each made a choice at some point to feed on the 'shine' of another person which irreversibly turned them into a creature that has to keep feeding on the 'shine' of people to continue living.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it's basically the shining version of how danny devito thinks cannibalism / zombies work in always sunny
        >you've tasted *human meat*. now you have The Hunger! it will eat away at you from within

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seems like a very weak premise for a Shining sequel, can't believe King actually wrote it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          King went full certified moron after he got ran over by a car. Legit scrambled brained that turned his self-importance center to overdrive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Constant Reader

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They were kidnapping and torturing kids, sure, but in doing so they were preventing the Taheen from carrying out the Man in Black's orders. If the Tower falls, so does reality and the Crimson King escapes, so they helped slow down the deterioration of the beams in a fricked up way.
      do they know about that stuff?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some b***h with a stupid fricking hat.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heres your 40 year old waifu, cumbrain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gravity milkers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Best tiddies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        10/10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely would suckle lovingly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on you I find them amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks super hot here and in Rogue Nation

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a femcel

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to swallow my soul and then manifest me and a tiny ghost man who worships her feet

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A level 30 juggalo

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    disturbing movie. It was greeat.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Straight Shota enthusiast

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my wife, keep away from her you low life cretins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mogged by a niglett
      Kek nice wife homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As I gathered, they all started out similar but likely less powerful than Danny. They shined or had some other kind of abilities. I don't think they originated as normal people, but they also weren't born as these weird energy vampires. Along the way the oldest one must've discovered that he could steal other shining people's essence or something, or even other clans because there's this implication that they're a part of some kind of illuminati thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's this implication that they're a part of some kind of illuminati thing.

      Yeah, in the book it says they're worth tens of millions, possibly hundreds of millions, due to various scams and deals they've pulled off over the years. Safe to say they never run low on cash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad they went with more of a Near Dark direction for the movie version. it works better that they aren't well off.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you going to hurt me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when your shota eats you out but you forgot it's that time of the month

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think i'm in love

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody who dresses like that IRL is even remotely that fricking clean

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a metaphor for ghislaine maxwell

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my dream femdom mommy. I would let her smell my breath any day, if you know what I am putting down

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop liking evil women

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest, would you join the True Knot?

    The caveats are:
    - An excruciating/torturous changing process that you may or may not survive
    - Requires you to suck out the life essence of tortured kids to stay immortal
    - Immortality isn't fool proof (in the books), and sucking out the essence of a sick kid taints you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And the process of their bodies fading in and out sounded very excruciating.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fading in-and-out happens when you change into one of them (when a potential member initially inhale the steam), but it sounds like the pain itself is the suffering of the child the inhaler experiences (from the steam). So do they learn to instead interpret pain/torture as something to enjoy? You're told to embrace it... Sounds kind of hard.

        well yeah, snakeface andy was really just a kid, and I don't think her powers would have worked on any of the members of the knot.

        It wouldn't have worked on more experienced members, as we saw with Rose. It isn't foolproof.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, death is not something to be feared.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick no, but if rose was gonna kill me otherwise then sure

      we already know afterlife exists in their world so why the hell would you want to be immortal? also they'd only let me join if I had the shine so I'd rather just lone wolf as a shinning dude helping random people find their car keys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd rather just lone wolf as a shinning dude helping random people find their car keys
        I bow, King.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I'd rather just live a normal length life as a super psychic and/or tortured alcoholic version of the kid from The Sixth Sense. Not that they'd give me much of a choice but to join them. I believe they basically imply to new recruits its join or get gobbled, and they very easily overpowered the blonde chick when they snatched her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah, snakeface andy was really just a kid, and I don't think her powers would have worked on any of the members of the knot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the book Andy is like late 30s and a manly dyke, and if I remember correctly they gang up on her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't want to be immortal if it was offered to me for free.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was with a middle-aged hippie MILF like this for a few years, she cheated on her husband with me. She was definitely borderline, broke it off with me and threatened to kill my dog. The sex was cash, tho

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i will never watch this movie because of the cringe hat

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's not safe for blue boards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently Ferguson cried doing this scene because she's so sensitive, while the kid actor just laughed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's obviously done that a lot

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A vampire, moron.
    She sucks for a living and wants to suck kids and recruits others to suck kids with her.
    Would you suck on kids with her?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking HATE that stupid hat.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >so what the hell was she?

    Someone susceptible to small arms fire. What a dumb movie.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A metaphor for the elites' adrenochrome harvesting operation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

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