So what was the wizarding world doing during WW1 and WW2 ?

So what was the wizarding world doing during WW1 and WW2 ? Did they just stand there saying "let the muggles frick up the planet and economy" just like that?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL MUGGLE DEATH I SAID! BY GODRICS GRACE I WILL FINISH THEIR PATHETIC EXISTENCE BEFORE I ALLOW ANOTHER MUGGLE MUTT TO HARNESS OUR BIRTHRIGHT!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know what would lead to world peace among human kind? Knowledge of wizards becoming widely known because humanity would finally have a common enemy.
    You think you're better than me you wizard frick? How about after I cut off your head at the guillotine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically the government already knows about wizards. In the books the Ministry of Magic talks with the government

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Makes no sense. You're telling me humans wouldn't try exterminating wizards? My fricking ass they're a HUGE national security threat and virtually destroy the idea of sovereignty. Poor world building

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How would you even go about it? They can literally stop bullets. They can morph nukes into confetti. Never gonna work

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >They can literally stop bullets. They can morph nukes into confetti. Never gonna work
            Proof? I don't think they can stop a .50cal bullet fired from a sniper they can't see. I'd just get all the information of who is a wizard and either assassinate them or literally do a magic holocaust. Take away all wands, round them into gas chambers, the works

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anything more technologically advanced than a pair of fricking spectacles doesn't even work in Hogwarts, you think they have trouble with some Navy SEAL copypasta?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wizards can still use magic anon without wands

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >literal school children can concoct potions that can give you instant terminal black plague without even touching their wands

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >"Give me your wand so we can arrest you"
              >"avada kedavra"
              cool plan

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >avada kedavACK

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              and they would just cast a spell and everything would be reversed upon the muggle dog

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Good luck for them turn a procectile going at mach 15 from space into confetti lmao. Wizardcucks are so fricking moronic.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nice mugglecope. Wizards have literal time travel, you would need AT THE VERY LEAST relativistic weapons to deal with them
              >mach 15
              LMAO

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >unrelated strawman
                I accept your concession. Wizards literally jobbed to 15th century peasants LMAO.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you're too stupid to understand what a relativistic weapon is, doesn't surprise me though since you're simping for fricking muggles

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i-it wouldn't work because I say so, despite absolutely nothing in the books or movies proving this!
                Absolute lmao. These frickers can't even react to fricking spells thrown at them. Not going to do shit against a bullet flying towards their head
                >inb4 b-but passive magic shielderino
                Literally doesn't exist in canon and seeing as fricking blunt weapons kills people left and right in the final book, lmao.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lol when you say bullet I hope you mean thrown with a fricking sling because a gun certanly doesn't work in Hogwarts, which is 100% canon. Cope harder

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                > a gun certanly doesn't work in Hogwarts, which is 100% canon
                Literally no proof. Otherwise post it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Porcus Verrucianus, who was headmaster during the height of the war of the three kingdoms casst an enchantment whihc to this day interacts with all human waste disposal spells and firearms.
                the intent was to cause powder to become wet with shit and piss if brought on school grounds but the current effect is such tht any firearm brought to hogwarts will be perennialy jammed with shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Porcus Verrucianus

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean would

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Can magic stop me slitting a wizard's throat in his sleep?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No. That's literally what happens to the first Peverell brother. It's how he loses the Elder Wand

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Probably. I mean, you could still do it to a shitty wizard, but I have to imagine they have something like magical burglar alarms.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They can just cast a charm on their bedroom that will make you go "huh, why did I walk over here where there's nothing?" and then wander off in a random direction.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >They can just cast a charm on their bedroom that will make you go "huh, why did I walk over here where there's nothing?" and then wander off in a random direction.
                Wizards unironically need to die

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >a gun certanly doesn't work in Hogwarts
                A gun would work. It's really only an issue for electronics. Colin Creevey has his muggle camera in the second book and it works just fine. Analog tech seems not to be effected

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >>inb4 b-but passive magic shielderino
                You can't inb4 something that actually answers the question. There are different kinds of magical barriers. Presumably Protego Maxima would withstand bullets. You can't move through it unless you break it with a stronger spell. Voldemort tries and almost breaks the elder wand doing so.

                I would also like to take this moment to point out that, despite Harry snapping the elder wand over his knee being moronic, they did show Voldemort cracking it a bunch of times. People always like to say the filmmakers didn't realize how stupid it was that Dumbledore went through all this trouble trying to dispose of the elder wand once and for all but never thought to just break it on his knee. But they clearly realized this and put it in the movie for that reason. You're all stupid, nerds.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Protego Maxima
                Black person you woulf be dead before you would be able to cast. Fricking christ I thought you were just baiting but being genuinely this much of a subhuman moron?

                Rowling is a hack, that is what it boils down to. Absolutely NOTHING shows the wizards being able to stop modern weaponry. Literally limited by their human reaction speeds.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why did Vernon and his friends not attack Hogwarts with flame throwers and hand pistols? He just let his nephew's spirit be doomed in the afterlife when the freaks taught him dark magic!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Fricking christ I thought you were just baiting but being genuinely this much of a subhuman moron?
                No, you just have no idea what you're talking about. It's kind of embarrassing. Anyway, Protego Maxima is not the instant bubble-up shield you use to deflect an oncoming spell. It's a perimeter defense that, ideally, is cast before the fight ever starts. It looks like this.

                ?t=146

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah bro, it would totally work. Let's ignore projectile weapons that will start flying hours before they even get close to the school!
                So what are you? Underage? Woman? Auristic?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why wouldn't it? The defenses are already in place. They literally don't need to do anything. The above scene was in response to Voldemort specifically because he knows Hogwarts' defenses and can easily counter them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You know what also easily counters them? Modern weaponry kek.

                >auristic
                My brother in Christ I don't think he's made of gold but I see only one person in this thread being extremely agitated at the idea of not being able to shoot magical wizards with his gun.

                I just see an autist pulling shit out off his ass instead of accepting the inconsistencies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Modern weaponry kek.
                Black person, how are you gonna blow something up if you don't know where it is or what you were even supposed to be doing five minutes ago because magic clouded your inferior apelike muggle brain?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah bro, they can cast spells thay affects people they can't see literally tens of km away
                >yeah bro, they are so superior that they have to hide and never leave or risk getting btfo!
                Kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >auristic
                My brother in Christ I don't think he's made of gold but I see only one person in this thread being extremely agitated at the idea of not being able to shoot magical wizards with his gun.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >There are different kinds of magical barriers
                And that's some pretty basic b***h defensive magic, too. There's more complicated methods of concealment. They can literally sandwich an apartment between two other apartments and put a whole ass desert inside a suitcase. And that's not to mention the enchantments that make you forget what you're doing when you get too close to something they don't want you to see. People usually focus on simple shit like what would happen if you rolled a tank up to the perimeter of Hogwarts, but there are ways of ensuring you don't even get that far.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >perimeter of Hogwarts, but there are ways of ensuring you don't even get that far.
                Muggles can't even see Hogwarts. I don't know why everyone forgets this.

                Except for Jacob Kowalski for some reason. He literally walks around and has lunch with students because, strangely, JK Rowling has never read Harry Potter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Except for Jacob Kowalski for some reason. He literally walks around and has lunch with students because, strangely, JK Rowling has never read Harry Potter
                Jacob is a Slav and Slavs can always tell a witch. My Polish relatives say you must hit them with Rowan

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >My Polish relatives say you must hit them with Rowan
                Based. Dangerously based

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Mirrors also work according to Russians and Ukrainians; it reflects the evil back at the witch. I think Croatians believe in roses but that's mostly for the liches and vamps

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >jobbed
                Oh boy, time to grow up little guy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you mean the witch burnings, (Which almost never happened, massively overstated in media) in the Harry Potter world, they were pranking the people burning them. Pretending that the fire hurts then teleporting away.

                Get dabbed on normies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Which is bizarre. Rowling likes to have it both ways. The Hogwarts founders hid the school because muggles were killing everybody, but then she also can't stop herself from inserting this weird, cutesy plot point in the story for no reason which completely undermines her previous plot point

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, the Salem witch trials were hundreds of years after Hogwarts was founded. I think the idea is that once the international statute of secrecy was implemented, witches had more leeway to frick around. And it would be beneficial to real witches and wizards to stage a bunch of phony witch trials to make it look like people who believe in witchcraft are backwards rubes that the rest of society laughs at.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's hidden because it's annoying to keep dealing with people or moving away. Something doesn't have to be a threat to you for you to want to be away from them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Something doesn't have to be a threat to you for you to want to be away from them.
                Perhaps, but the canonical explanation for why the statute of secrecy is implemented is because muggles were a threat to wizards. I'd be perfectly happy to go with your explanation, but that's not the one she wrote.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A properly prepared wizarding society would probably be unstoppable, but a big deal is made in the books that wizards just can't be bothered to care about the workings of muggle society, including the pureblood supremacists. Mr. Weasley, who is the resident muggle autist, didn't even know how to describe a gun except as a "metal wand". They wouldn't know shit about muggle strategies or weapons and would be caught unaware.

            Basically a sniper would have done short work of Voldemort and any other uppity wizards.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Once again, you gays never read the book. It's just the Prime Minister who is made aware (and he's kept in the dark most of the time) and the wizards count on said Prime Minister being savy enough to not suddenly sperg about wizards and moving paintings and get laughed out of office

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All of Harry Potter is terrible world building. It's a fricking children's book. JK Rowling is a female normie, she doesn't have the GRRM/ Tolkien level of autism to construct a functioning universe. I'm sure if her editor ever asked her- "why are there poor wizards when they can conjure gold out of thin air?" she said "who gives a frick, it's a book for 7 year olds."

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            there are two little books she wrote about quidditch and monsters that are canon and are pretty good, connecting some real life events to the wizard world, she's better than average at world building. but yeah, that plot hole from the first book was awful. specially because she was even clueless about being a faux pas to have a main character who is rich

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >she's better than average at world building.
              l m a o, compared to who? Fanfic writers? Other YA fiction writers routinely come up with better world building, without relying on the crutch of making most of it just real life.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >"why are there poor wizards when they can conjure gold out of thin air?"
            I remember Lupin is immediately described as wearing really worn clothes and having an old suitcase etc, showing how he's clearly poor and nearly destitute. Even though Hermione knew how to use a repair spell before she's even set foot in Hogwarts. Why the frick wasn't Lupin just repairing his clothes? It's even weirder because there are plenty of mentions of wizards having cloaks and stuff that's been in the family for a hundred years, so clearly they DO repair them. Why not just have Malfoy show off how much money he has by showing up in the newest wizard fashion from France every school year, while Ron has to make do with clothes that were fashionable a hundred years ago, immediately marking him as a poorgay with hand-me-downs that might look new but clearly are old.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they should have had rich wizards wearing actual wizard clothing and poor wizards forced to wear muggle clothes. gold should have been replaced by a made up fantasy metal and have it be valuable due to being unable to be conjured or transmuted. and gold creation should have been strictly regulated as part of the deal between wizard and muggle governments. i dont even read this shit, it took me 5 seconds to come up with.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Why not just have Malfoy show off how much money he has by showing up in the newest wizard fashion from France every school year, while Ron has to make do with clothes that were fashionable a hundred years ago, immediately marking him as a poorgay with hand-me-downs that might look new but clearly are old.
              That would've been neat and also would've given squibs a purpose. All of the world's greatest tailors and fashion designers could be non-magic users that are still connected to the wizard world.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's already a tailor in diagonalley though, she uses magic to cut clothes while you're in them if I remember the scene right. Squibs would not be able to compete since they'd have to do things by hand.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              > Why not just have Malfoy show off how much money he has by showing up in the newest wizard fashion from France every school year
              Because it would make the blond kid seem even more like a poof

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                JK should have made him trans like all the other Death Eaters.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She petty so I can imagine her retroactively making her magical fascist party trans now that the buttholes are bullying her

                >Ron calls Draco a homosexual
                >Draco calls Ron a subhuman
                would've made for some good back and forth

                She still likes gayboys and wants them to be her gay bff, so she would use the narrative to punish Ron if he ever called another kid a homosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Ron calls Draco a homosexual
                >Draco calls Ron a subhuman
                would've made for some good back and forth

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >>Ron calls Draco a homosexual
                calls Ron a subhuman
                Which is more in the wrong here?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                depends on how wealthy you are as the reader

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ron is a ginger, so draco wins by default

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >"why are there poor wizards when they can conjure gold out of thin air?"
            They can't. But the question of why there are poor wizards when the playing field is so massively leveled by the existence of magic is still valid. I think the problem with Rowling is that, despite her insistence on having began with the ending in mind, she seemed to be writing a much different book when she first started, and I'm not exactly sure I can even pinpoint the precise moment when it changed. The first book is very Roald Dahl. It's whimsical and non-pretentious in a way that makes asking questions seem stupid. Nobody spends hours online discussing how Willy Wonka's chocolate factory is impractical. Nobody cares why the Trunchbull is so comically evil. You can just accept it and move on with your life because it's not meant to be grounded. Harry Potter very much started out that way. The Dursleys in particular feel like Dahl stock characters. Then you have Dumbledore's speech being like "Boobit, floop, dangle" or whatever. And the rules of the universe were made up on the fly, but somewhere later in the process she decided to make it more in line with actual fantasy and it led to a lot of weird redundancies and shit that just doesn't make sense. The living portraits are a good example of what I'm talking about. In the first book it's just a weird cutsey thing and you don't really question how fricking objectively horrifying it is that these people have sentient paintings who live forever as perfect reconstructions of their subjects who have the capacity to answer questions and think like the person themself. There's a real-ass Dumbledore living in a portrait who can accurately answer Harry's questions about shit that only Dumbledore knows about. For all intents and purposes it is the real Dumbledore. And he must exist forever in a painting and sit around looking fancy whenever people walk by. It's fricking horrific

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >"why are there poor wizards when they can conjure gold out of thin air?"
            I remember Lupin is immediately described as wearing really worn clothes and having an old suitcase etc, showing how he's clearly poor and nearly destitute. Even though Hermione knew how to use a repair spell before she's even set foot in Hogwarts. Why the frick wasn't Lupin just repairing his clothes? It's even weirder because there are plenty of mentions of wizards having cloaks and stuff that's been in the family for a hundred years, so clearly they DO repair them. Why not just have Malfoy show off how much money he has by showing up in the newest wizard fashion from France every school year, while Ron has to make do with clothes that were fashionable a hundred years ago, immediately marking him as a poorgay with hand-me-downs that might look new but clearly are old.

            >"why are there poor wizards when they can conjure gold out of thin air?"
            Only the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone can alchemically conjure gold and there's only one in existence which was destroyed by the end of its titular book. I always assumed that even with the Stone it took a great deal of work and resources to transmute gold with small returns. (Like the Wizard equivalent of creating fusion or antimatter. Scientists have been able to achieve it, but with astronomical work and resources to create small amounts)

            >Why the frick wasn't Lupin just repairing his clothes?
            I assumed he stopped caring since it happens so often. Like a depressed divorcee with shaving and hygiene. Or how Dr. Manhattan walks around naked with a small penis even though he can instantly create and put on clothes and increase his penis length and girth because he stopped caring about that long ago since he's so detatched.

            >John Major

            Naming the date was the first of Rowling's bullshit retcons.
            >She wrote that Dudley owned a Playstation 1 in book 2 which is set years before it was released IN JAPAN. And a year before Sony even ANNOUNCED the console after their partnership with Nintendo fell apart.
            >The Dursleys also had the internet with vague descriptions of browsers and streaming video in 1992.
            >When Cornelius Fudge met with "the Muggle Minister" it's mentioned that the British PM's predecessor was a man. According to Rowling's date John Major would be the Prime Minister and his predecessor was Margaret Thatcher. Even the pictures used in many editions of the book draw the Prime Minister as looking like Tony Blair.
            >Rowling was given authority to approve and veto every casting and even made some suggestions such as Alan Rickman. When Alan Rickman would be 10-20 years older than Snape who would be in his early 30s according to the new dates. To say nothing of the rest of the cast and characters, notably Lupin and Sirius.

            Harry Potter being set during the early to late 90's makes no sense. It was a late stage retcon J.K. Rowling pulled out of her ass to make it meaningful that the last book was set during the same year the first book was published.
            It paved the way for wizards pooping everywhere and Hermione supposedly never having been white.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >GRRM
            stop reading rigth here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks the glowies are muggles

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >why don’t monkeys just exterminate humans??!
          Kinda the same problem, it’s just not in the cards.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Monkeys don't have snipers and assassins

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >John Major nationalised rail to force the wizards' hands
        >they still didn't give us flying cars or Floo Network access

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >John Major

          Naming the date was the first of Rowling's bullshit retcons.
          >She wrote that Dudley owned a Playstation 1 in book 2 which is set years before it was released IN JAPAN. And a year before Sony even ANNOUNCED the console after their partnership with Nintendo fell apart.
          >The Dursleys also had the internet with vague descriptions of browsers and streaming video in 1992.
          >When Cornelius Fudge met with "the Muggle Minister" it's mentioned that the British PM's predecessor was a man. According to Rowling's date John Major would be the Prime Minister and his predecessor was Margaret Thatcher. Even the pictures used in many editions of the book draw the Prime Minister as looking like Tony Blair.
          >Rowling was given authority to approve and veto every casting and even made some suggestions such as Alan Rickman. When Alan Rickman would be 10-20 years older than Snape who would be in his early 30s according to the new dates. To say nothing of the rest of the cast and characters, notably Lupin and Sirius.

          Harry Potter being set during the early to late 90's makes no sense. It was a late stage retcon J.K. Rowling pulled out of her ass to make it meaningful that the last book was set during the same year the first book was published.
          It paved the way for wizards pooping everywhere and Hermione supposedly never having been white.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i thought he just had 'a computer' and played 'computer games'

            i know i'll ruffle a few feathers here but we did call PlayStations 'computers' and the games 'computer games' (like a ZX Spectrum or whatever) before the gradual shift to 'video games' and 'consoles'

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              not him and I haven't watched any of the content he talks about but I distinctly remember it saying he threw his "PlayStation" out of the window. I don't remember much of these books but I remember that part.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >films seem timeless enough
            >(no muggles with laptops or anything)
            >gets to the final one
            >they're running around 2010s London

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It paved the way for wizards pooping everywhere
            That's the most reasonable retcon she's pulled out of her ass, though. She was talking about the times when nobles in real life would shit in a chamber pot and have a servant carry it outside to the dungheap or latrine. Wizards did the same shit except they magicked it away instead, making them way cleaner. Then indoor plumbing finally became a widespread thing and Hogwarts immediately built toilets, because it's easier to have toilets than employing a janitor whose job it is to magick away the shit of all the first-years who haven't mastered the spell yet and so keep sending the shit to the Great Hall or making it explode.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough. Honestly I thought the internet outrage over wizards pooping anywhere and apparating it away was overblown. And that it was actually a logical and humorous lore tidbit.

              I wrote this in a concurrent thread:

              [...]

              >PICREL IS THE SUPERIOR VOLDEMORT
              >Ralph Fienne's Voldemort just comes off as an immature and overconfident douchebag. I can easily picture Fienne's Voldy wasting his time on /misc/ posting endlessly about mudblood crime rates, OWL scores, and Hogwarts affirmative action. Or on Cinemaphile seething that wizard roles are played by muggles. Or seriously seething that Dumbledore is otherkinphobic for deadnaming him and not accepting his identity as a snake.
              The original face and voice gave off the impression of a Dark Lord so scary that people won't mention his name.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot pic.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              When you vanish away the poop, where does it go?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                McGonagall explains this to the Ravenclaw door knocker, actually. Her exact answer is that when something is vanished, it is nowhere. Which is to say, everywhere. The poop goes everywhere.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She wasn't talking about poop specifically, but this is accurate

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ireland.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://twitter.com/azalben/status/1081268990775832577
                Only one company makes Floo Powder and its ingredients and formula is a closely guarded secret.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I really wish she was more clear on this. Is she saying they shit their pants or that they shidded on the ground? Also, were they like babies and just start pooping at random? Was there a polite way to do it? How did wizard children vanish away the evidence if they can't use magic yet?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That pic doesn't even make any sense. The chamber of secrets was built in to the school when it was created and its entrance is in a bathroom. How could the school not always have bathrooms? It was specifically designed to use the school's plumbing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The chamber of secrets was built in to the school when it was created and its entrance is in a bathroom.
                When was that revealed?
                We know that
                >Hogwarts was founded between the 9th and 10th Century
                >Salazar Slytherin built the Chamber of Secrets
                >Hogwarts has seen many renovations throughout the millenium.
                >Due to magic Hogwarts has impossible architecture (such as rooms not fitting into the dimensions that can be measured from the outside ala Tardis, rooms such as the Room of Requirement popping up in different places, and the Castle constantly changing and growing on its own)
                The Chamber of Secrets and it's entrance could have changed due to magic and renovations. Or an Heir of Slytherin may personally altered it. Pipes predate flush toilets and have existed since ancient times. So the modern bathroom fixtures may have connected themselves to preexisting ancient plumbing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Fudge meets Tony Blair
            >three months later Blair goes public with evidence of WMDs (wands of mass destruction) hidden in Diagon Alley

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Canonically the government already knows about wizards. In the books the Ministry of Magic talks with the government

          https://i.imgur.com/6nBtzib.png

          So what was the wizarding world doing during WW1 and WW2 ? Did they just stand there saying "let the muggles frick up the planet and economy" just like that?

          >written by a libshit who probably believes in global warming
          >wizards let humans burn hydrocarbons into the atmosphere instead of giving them magic for transportation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Source

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's in The Half-Blood Prince

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Post page

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever the press and the opposition might say, the Prime Minister was not a foolish man. It had not escaped his notice that, despite Fudge's assurances at their first meeting, they were now seeing rather a lot of each other, nor that Fudge was becoming more flustered with each visit. Little though he liked to think about the Minister of Magic (or, as he always called Fudge in his head, the Other Minister), the Prime Minister could not help but fear that the next time Fudge appeared it would be with graver news still. The site, therefore, of Fudge stepping out of the fire once more, looking dishevelled and fretful and sternly surprised that the Prime Minister did not know exactly why he was there, was about the worst thing that had happened in the course of this extremely gloomy week.

              'How should I know what's going on in the -- er -- Wizarding community?' snapped the Prime Minister now. 'I have a country to run and quite enough concerns at the moment without --'

              'We have the same concerns,' Fudge interrupted. 'The Brock-dale Bridge didn't wear out. That wasn't really a hurricane. Those murders were not the work of Muggles. And Herbert Chorley's family would be safer without him. We are currently making arrangements to have him transferred to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. The move should be effected tonight.'

              'What do you ... I'm afraid I ... What?' blustered the Prime Minister.

              Fudge took a great, deep breath and said, 'Prime Minister, I am very sorry to have to tell you that he's back. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back.'

              'Back? When you say 'back'... he's alive? I mean --'

              The Prime Minister groped in his memory for the details of that horrible conversation of three years previously, when Fudge had told him about the wizard who was feared above all others, the wizard who had committed a thousand terrible crimes before his mysterious disappearance fifteen years earlier.
              >literally chapter one

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting why would they even divulge this information to regular humans?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder what the relationship between Blair or Cameron and a Death Eater MoM would have been like. Would it have even been meaningfully different?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's the very first chapter

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Page 3 Black person. Fudge talks to the British PM

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only the prime minister does and they remind him that if he tells a single other person everyone will think he's crazy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you're right, I misremembered

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the government don't know!
          >t-the prime minister is only the head of the government
          oh look another fricking arsehole autist who can't just say 'yeah I was wrong'

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Was he a boiled egg they transfigurated into a person?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They have a painting in 10 Downing St monitoring all prime ministers
        No surprise, the wizard community is a total surveillance state
        Then on your first day in office a little man magically appears and reveals that there's a secret society of people with godlike powers who can play with you like you're a puppet on strings

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is canonically why the wizards hide. Memories of witch hunts and witch burnings (that mainly affected kids wizards too young to know the proper spell) are still vivid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >there was prejudice against us in the past
        >they're all the same and will never change

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          unironically yes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            then it's not prejudice they must deserve it (they do.)

            imagine snapping their wands in half and seeing them cry LMAO

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >mfw as a pathetic wizard starts crying after I break his wand and before I curbstomp him into the afterlife

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >electrocute it
                >it doesn't understand what's happening

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no science class at hoggy school
                >Wizards don't know about tazer guns or chloroform

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >mfw as a pathetic wizard starts crying after I break his wand and before I curbstomp him into the afterlife

              TOTAL CRACKOT DEATH

              Why do you hate wizardry folk so much chuds, what did they ever do to you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A fricking wizard could fricking apparate into your house, turn you into a fricking rat and then cast a spell on your wife to mind control her before ass fricking her in front of your tiny hairy body before stepping on you and there'd be nothing you can do about it.
                The two species CAN'T peacefully co-exist, either we exterminate the wizards or we become their slave class

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wizard lives don't matter

                But look at how cute Hermione and Malfoy were in movie one. Would you really burn this wittle face

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                All I see is a dangerous plague covered wienerroach that need eliminating

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Not kidnapping them and abusing them till they develop Stockholm Sydrome
                What stops a squib from becoming pic-related and using kidnapped kids from Hogwarts to create a crime ring

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's no israeli wizards or squibs, just goblins.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Tina and Queenie Goldstein from Fantastic Beasts are israeli, and they're also related to a kid that goes to Hogwarts during Harry's time. His first name escapes me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Antony Goldstein

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why does Anthony Goldstein exist? I spoke to a rabbi who hates JK and he thinks its awful; the Old Testament literally says you would need to kill the kid. It's incompatible with israeli faith to send a israeli kid to Hogwarts

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking why only israeli kids? Isn't the a christian, catholic, protestan, Muslim kids in Harry Potter ?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but Judaism in particular has a strong anti-sorcery code built in. But to be fair, that's really just ancient babble for "only our wizards are good". People in the Old Testament perform magical feats all the time, it's just that they're calling on the "correct" spiritual powers.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Knowing JK Rowling she will make one of the founders of Hogwarts israeli. It can't be Gryffindor or Hufflepuff

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Salazar was only lashing out because of antisemitism directed his way by Godric

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ravenclaw lady is going to be israeli isn't she?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No she's Scottish. They're also inbred misers but all in all kind of different.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then who can fit as israeli cause you know they will make one of them israeli

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She will fine some bullshit excuse you know that anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Slytherin is israeli
                NGL that would be kinda based if JK does that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Slytherin is israeli
                NGL that would be kinda based if JK does that.

                Israel apparently loves Draco and the Slytherins because its socially acceptable to believe in blood purity in the region
                Idk if Rowling thought this through

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Good taste israel then

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's kind of funny because I think he was an allegorical Hitler youth, but Israelis love blonds and care about blood purity just like he does.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, why did no religious muggleborn parents ever say "my kid ain't learning no voodoo?"
                Keep in mind earlier it was implied that the Malfoys and other pureblood families were ancestor worshipers and followed some alternative pro-magic religion and Rowling forgets the subplot early on

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure a lot of them did. We just don't hear about it. But Fantastic Beasts expands a lot on what happens when I magical child is forced to suppress their innate magical abilities. Long story short, it kills them and sometimes wipes out entire city blocks.

                But you raise an interesting point. Apart from the Dursley's half assed attempts, we don't really hear about what would happen if a more competent family refused to send their kid to wizard school. And with Harry there was obviously a lot of urgency because he was important, but what would happen if it was just some butthole in the US in some insignificant time in history? Would they come after them? I honestly don't know.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And it really has to be a burger mudblood. Bongs are too timid to ruffle feathers. But what if one of the Westboro Baptist kids was born a wizard? Or the fat redneck guy who shot his neighbor over a garbage can dispute from the memes? Honestly it probably wouldn't be worth the effort

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The israelites will just blame it on Arav Rav superstition that evil wizards reincarnate among israelites every few decades and need to be killed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But they were cute as kids

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Adding to this, I'd petition to also enslave/kill all giants and centaurs and anything else sentient. Two intelligent species can't co-exist on this planet. One intelligent species can't do it alone to begin with, and we don't need giants taking our resources or centaurs raping our women when we're perfectly capable of doing both ourselves

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >cast a spell on your wife to mind control her before ass fricking her in front of your tiny hairy body
                That spell is illegal.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Until they pass a law that it isn't. I'm not settling for the security of laws I have no say in their passing or enforcement. I refuse to live in peace only on the supposed grace of an other with superior firepower. I will not give up without a fight and I will KILL ALL WIZARDS I SEE

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                t. german wizard

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In universe yes. If I was a wizard and suddenly next to you like right now, chance is you'll try to knock me on the jaw and run outside your house screaming "WIZARDS ARE REAL WIZARD ARE REAL"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >implying i wouldn't do literally anything you asked

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Or chloroform you and hand you over to muggle scientists to vivisect and study your magic organs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so the catholics were right during the middle ages after all?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Knowledge of wizards becoming widely known
      It really makes no sense that it isn't widely known. Rowling plays both sides of the coin and just kind of hopes the 35 year old men with beards who read her books won't notice. On one hand the wizards had to go into hiding because we were killing them all off. But then she also simultaneously wants you to buy that the the leaders of the wizarding world and the leaders of the muggle world are in contact with one another and the muggle leaders are scared into silence, either because they fear magic or they fear being labelled crazy for saying some funny looking man came out of the fire place and started talking about magic. Neither option really makes sense. The second the global superpowers learned of this power and community they would immediately seek to either eradicate the threat or exploit it. Do you realize how useful a legillimens would be to the KGB or CIA? And we'd also try to study and replicate it. There ain't no such thing as magic. It's only science we don't yet understand. But we would be dissecting wizards left and right to figure out how it works and replicate it.

      But what's more preposterous is that there are tons and tons of families throughout the world who spontaneously produce magical children who are then pulled from the school system and sent to wizard school, and yet nobody talks about it. If my sibling was a wizard and I wasn't I'd be so fricking pissed. I'd tell everyone out of spite. I would find a way. Frick those stupid wizard shits. I hate them. I hate them so goddamn much

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I will not. Freak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Be muggle parent
        >Hvae no idea what magic or wizards or. Or if I do it’s from fairy tales
        >Daughter gets a letter telling her she’s a witch and she has to study magic and live at a secret castle for 7 years
        >I’m supposed to be totally fine with and supportive of it
        Let alone the fact that the students are constantly being put in danger and even killed.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Let alone the fact that the students are constantly being put in danger and even killed
          Only when Voldemort's afoot. Honestly, I knew more kids that died from middle school to my senior year of high school than died at Hogwarts in Harry's entire time there. Excluding the last book, but that was wartime so I feel like it's unfair to count it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Honestly, I knew more kids that died from middle school to my senior year of high school than died at Hogwarts
            In what third world shithole do you live in kek?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Florida. But my point is that there was one Hogwarts fatality in the six years Harry was there when it was not an active warzone. And Cedric was killed by Moldyvoort. Also, all of the real danger tends to be related to Voldemort as well. And the last student who actually died at Hogwarts prior to Cedric was Moaning Myrtle, and she was also killed by Voldemort's shenanigans. Hogwarts would be a relatively safe place if not for this one butthole.

              The death toll in Harry Potter doesn't really pick up until Deathly Hallows, and all of the students who died did so because they chose to stay and fight. Honestly, way

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                > Florida
                AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA never change

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick those stupid wizard shits. I hate them. I hate them so goddamn much
        based
        i say kill them all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he wrote, calmly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wizards would have been genocided in weeks. Good common enemy lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek are you the same dude who gets buttmad envious of wizards having magic in every HP thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Recommend me some witch-hunter kino

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >non interference policy

    OP in Star Trek they let entire planets die out and shit

    in fact this comes from a setting called "real life", are you new to fantasy fiction or something?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kill wizards, behead wizards, roundhouse kick wizards into the concrete, slam dunk a wizard baby into the trash can, crucify filthy wizards, defecate into wizards food, launch wizards into the sun, stir fry wizards in a wok, toss wizards into active volcanoes, urinate into wizards gas tank, Judo throw wizards into a wood chipper, twist wizards heads off, report wizards to the IRS, karate chop wizards in half, curb stomp pregnant wizards, trap wizards in quicksand, Crush wizards in the trash compactor, liquify wizards in a vat of acid, eat wizards, dissect wizards, exterminate wizards in the gas chamber, stomp wizards skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate wizards in the oven, lobotomized wizards, mandatory abortions for wizards, grind wizards fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown wizards in fried chicken grease, vaporize wizards with a raygun, kick old wizards down the stairs, feed wizards to alligators, slice wizards with a katana

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Riddle did nothing wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Luv me wife
      Luv me son
      Luv me sister
      Luv me sister's dogs
      Luv me drills
      Luv me job
      Luv me doughnuts
      Luv me fry ups
      Luv me pints
      Luv me pork pies
      Luv me sundays
      Luv me mustache

      'ate beards
      'ate post
      'ate hippes
      'ate queers
      'ate pakis
      'ate wogs
      'ate wizards (NOT racist just don't like em simple as)
      'ate potters
      'ate cats
      'ate me nephew

      simple as

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not attacking with drills

        why

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >wasting perfectly good drills on fairies in dresses

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Vernon sounds gigabased. He even supports brexit and has a housewife who love him like I do

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        TOTAL CRACKOT DEATH

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In real life the wizards were deeply connected to the process that resulted in the third reich, it was a product of many rituals. The fantasy version likely whitewashes their involvement.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon wizards aren't real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >In real life
      >the wizards

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Step forward, my dear!" Dumbledore said to the girl, smiling warmly. Padma Patil approached cautiously, her fellow first years watching with interest.
    >Stooping over to bring his face close to hers, Dumbledore asked, "From where are you joining us, young lady?"
    >"India!" Padma replied. She had hardly uttered the last syllable before Dumbledore seized the girl by her collar and, with superhuman strength, shoved her into the wall. Such was his force that a spatter of bright red blood was left upon the rough hewn stone where Padma had impacted it, before falling into a heap upon the floor, utterly motionless. The great hall fell silent.
    >"We are well rid of such filth," Dumbledore said calmly, the warmth now gone from his voice. "Now, next!"
    >Parvati Patil stepped past her twin sister's corpse, struggling to contain her sobs. Nervously, she approached the Headmaster.
    >"And where is it that you're from, my dusky dear?" Dumbledore asked.
    >"P-Pakistan...?"
    >"Pakistan?" Dumbledore turned to the assembled students. "Pakistan!" he said mirthfully, beaming. A nervous laughter of relief rippled through the crowd.
    >And then, in a blindingly quick motion, Dumbledore seized the girl's head forcefully and brought it in close to his. Partvati's body writhed and thrashed violently for a moment as Dumbledore applied the Dementor's Kiss, filling the last few moments of the girl's life with raw agony before she crumpled beside her sister.
    >Straightening himself, Dumbledore turned back to the students and let out a long, satisfied sigh. "Pakistan," he said, "is India."

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They helped to dispose those 6 million corpses.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the PM of England the only government official who knows about magic? What about the American president? What about the Russian PM or Chinese?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Presumably all of them should have some form of liaison. They all have wizarding counterparts. Although Fantastic Beasts made it out like America was much more hardcore about all of it, so maybe they just hide.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-emptively nuke everywhere "magical" like rural Britain and Transylvania.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another moronic thing is why do Wizards refuse to use muggle stuff? Like some shit might come in handy. Instead of sending them a fricking magic just call them in a cell phone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Technology supposedly short circuits around magic. Never mind how the Durslys never had any problem with phones or radios or televisions when Harry was around.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that how it is explained in the books ?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not sure if its in the books or JKR said after the fact, but that’s the canon explanation.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's just moronic

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's gay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Technology supposedly short circuits around magic. Never mind how the Durslys never had any problem with phones or radios or televisions when Harry was around.

            Yeah, it's explained in Goblet of Fire. And it's not that the presence of magic in and of itself trips up technology all the time, but Hogwarts itself has so many enchantments that it causes it. I don't think your tv would blow up if you did but a single magic close by. But Harry does cause various problems without meaning to during his childhood when he's frightened or angry.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah, it's explained in Goblet of Fire
              It's when Harry suggests that maybe Rita Skeeter had Hogwarts bugged and was listening in on everyone's private conversations. Then it turns out that she was an actual bug. A beetle, in fact. Unregistered animagus. It's not relevant, but I just wanted to show you guys that I knew that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Arcanum rules then? I'm ok with that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Examples of said useful things?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes it’s obviously a trap and you might die Harry but you HAVE to compete in the tournament harry because… just because ok??
    Was this massive plot hole ever explained? If not Im with anon above wizards are morons and would be genocided immediately irl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One simply can not reject the almighty Goblet of fiya

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the goblet of fire represented a binding magical contract chud

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone can be made a party to a contract against their will
        Do wizards even understand basic english contract law??

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Harry didn't sign that contract. In theory anyone could write anyone's name and just force them to be bound by contract? That is some bullshit, if i were Harry i would destroy the Goblet with the basilisk fang the moment they said i am obligated to compete.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys trying to find logic in a book written by a woman

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >trannies impotently seething THIS hard over a fictional universe
    Keep talking about your imaginary genocide while you join the 41%

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >harry potter theads have turned into a virtue signaling arms race about who knows more lore/likes all the books and spinoffs more to avoid being called a troony

      if you didn't play the game boy color games you're a fricking troony seriously, they're actually quite good for final fantasy clones

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    would bullets even work against Dementors?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of these questions would be answered if people understood that the wizarding world is like 10,000 people, across the entire planet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Then the question of why outbreeding is bad is more pressin

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't wizards just carry around a gun? Spells are slow as shit to cast even non verbally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who knows

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard lives don't matter

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The second Fantastic Beasts movie is literally about stopping Gridenwald from stopping WWII.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So Dumbledore really did hate israeli people? Did we meme it into existence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the strangest plot points I have ever seen in a Hollywood movie. I can't believe she wrote it and I wish more people saw this movie because it is fascinating and I like talking about it.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would generally not be able to live knowing wizards exist.
    I would be too mad.
    Keeping secret is smart.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd have a purpose in life if I knew and wasn't a wizard - eliminate ALL wizards. I'd petition for society to implement Spartan-like appraisals of babies and if any were found to be in any way magical they'd get tossed off a fricking cliff into a volcano

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone join voldmort when he displayed no loyalty? theres absolute zero advantages for you, even the whole "not dying" was not certain because he could just wake up in a bad mood. if the bad guys were at least together, worked in group, they would easily defeat the mudblood parasites.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was a terrorist cult leader and an extremely powerful wizard in a society where your magical talent almost directly determines your worth.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If JK Rowling was a good writer, and not some hack b***h who got lucky, she would have expanded the setting and had it so that WW1 and 2 were just cover-ups for the muggles, and really that was how intense and extreme Grindleywald and Voldeymort's respective reigns of terror were.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Voldemort's not old enough to be responsible for the World Wars. Grindelwald probably was meant to have a hand in some capacity with WWII, but it looks like the Fantastic Beasts franchise is dead so they didn't really address it adequately. But he uses the threat of it to his advantage. Whether or not he also stoked certain fires or was just being opportunistic and using his abilities as a seer is unknowable now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wizards live longer. Should have just made the timelines line up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How do wizards live longer ?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Magic?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Rowling originally said Dumbledore was 150 back before she finished the books, but she dialed it back and now he died at 115-116. But obviously Dumbledore is an exceptional person and whether or not all wizards live to prodigious lengths I don't really know. It's hard to say because we don't really see anybody die of old age in the books. Even Dumbledore could have had another forty or fifty years left in him for all we know.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you think they burned all those israelites? Why do you think there is no German school of magic?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Wizards don't use their magic to cure humanity of diseases, eliminate resource shortages, and broker peace between peoples using their at times godlike powers
    No wizard is a good wizard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe that was Tom Riddle's real plan. He called himself a death-eater (someone who removes death) and he used the snake (symbol of healing)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't Voldemort's plan was to take over the wizard world and THEN take over the muggles as Emperor of mankind?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Something like that, yeah. That was more or less Grindelwald's plan as well, but he at least put a somewhat altruistic spin on it saying that the world would be better off with wizards in charge. And he might have been right, frick if I know. But Voldemort wanted to live forever and install himself as eternal God Emperor and I have no idea why anyone that was schizophrenic would be interested in supporting him. At least with Grindelwald you can say that he would one day die off and leave someone else in charge. With Voldemort it was just like "everybody serve me until I inevitably kill you out of boredom because you are nothing to me".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because everyone was scared of Voldemort

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >billions of muggle children die starving, sick, cold, homeless, while the wizard scum feasts on piles of magic housing and food

    total wizard genocide.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not their fault; its the butthole HP and Arthur Weasley. They and the rest of the wizard cops literally arrests you if you try to heal a muggle for breaking the statue of secret

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who wouldn't want to exterminate all wizardking if it existed is a cuck and deserves to be enslaved like the fricking elves
    I'd literally bash a wizards head in and feel nothing but PRIDE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Idk why the Wizards of Harry Potter are so pleasant to bully. I feel this about no other fantasy race. The elves and Dwarves of LotR are also exclusive but I feel we could be bros; the Star Wars aliens are sexy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Agree but I don't just want to bully them, I want to extinct them. They pose an existential threat to humankind and I seem to be the only one that comprehends this. Voldemort murked other wizards without much issue, what would have stopped him from killing 100,000 humans and make everyone forget? Even one human death to a filthy wizard is too much for me to handle, all wizards must die instead for my fellow man to live in peace.
        Dwarves, Elves, and Star Wars aliens can't kill you with their minds nearly as readily in the cases they can at all

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Counterpoint: If I were a wizard I'd petition to either enslave or eliminate humanity. Humanity has the capacity to destroy teh world between environmental impact, nuclear war, resource elimination etc. They can and should be heeled.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >If I were a wizard I'd petition to either enslave or eliminate humanity. Humanity has the capacity to destroy teh world between environmental impact,
            we already have that, they're called israelites

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Dwarves, Elves, and Star Wars aliens can't kill you with their minds nearly as readily in the cases they can at all
          The first two can cause a lot more damage in the books and yet they never think to do it

          Why did the wizarding world do nothing to stop the rise of literal Nazi Adolf Hitler???

          They tried, and Dumbledore mailed them to Azkaban for the attempt, including the twink that was his bottom b***h boy. He is colder than he is to the slytherins in the pastas

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do wizards not have any institutes of higher learning?
    Seems kind of odd to go "nah frick it mate, my seven years at hogwarts set me up, don't want to learn more magic".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they do, Hogwarts hires all their "professors" from just about all walks of life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, because thanks to magic wizards don't actually need jobs. School sets you up so you understand the basics of magic and know how to read, then you get to live as an eternal neet researching whatever shit you might be interested in, or just wasting your life away on frivolities. The only time you'd become strapped for cash is if you don't use the coitus pulloutus spell to keep from overflowing in kids who all need food and school fees. Otherwise wizards only work if they're interested in their vocation or wish to become rich.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >coitus pulloutus
        From the sound of things this spell is probably better off banned.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        THIS. IS. NOT. ACCURATE. I. WILL. POOP. IN. YOUR. HOUSE.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Food and naby other necessities can't be magiced out, so they still need some kind of providion. Somrone has to tard wrangle dangerous animals and demons. Someone has to prevent wizards from murdering eachother. All of the above need proper documentation. They need less labour, but they still need it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >"Your mother can’t produce food out of thin air, no one can. Food is the first of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfigura[tion]... It’s impossible to make good food out of nothing! You can Summon it if you know where it is, you can transform it, you can increase the quantity if you’ve already got some..."
          Literally all wizards have to do is manage to grow one potato and know a lake with fish in it and then they'll be fine on the basic necessities.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >summon one grain of rice
            >can transform it into any other food
            >can multiply it indefinitely
            What a moronic rule.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >>can multiply it indefinitely
              You can't, though. The more you multiply it, the less nutritionally viable it is. They explain this in Deathly Hallows when Hermione has to keep multiplying the eggs or whatever.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then what's the point of multiplying it at all? Can't recall the scene you mentioned.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It works for a little while. But generally speaking, they don't multiply or conjure food. That's explained in one of the earlier books. Harry asks if the food is being conjured because it appears out of nowhere in the Great Hall, but they tell him their house elf slaves make the food in the kitchens and teleport it to the tables.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They also show what's his name accioing a fish out of the river in Deathly Hallows when you can't actually do that. And the trio watch him do it, then go back to starving for no reason because they are very stupid

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I accio the shit out of all kinds of creatures in the video game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The game doesn't make any sense. It tells you you can't accio a person, you're actually accioing their clothes, but then you can accio animals for some reason

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >all kinds of arbitrary rules surrounding accio
                >you can depulso any goddamn thing you want
                HACK FRAUD

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                When you think about it, accio, depulso and leviosa are all the same thing in different directions. Arresto momentum too, kinda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey so if you are mud blood and you go to Hogwarts until you graduate that pretty much it right? You can't go back to the normal human world. What if a wizard wanted to become a engineer? How is he getting into college ?

      That's more or less what I'm asking too? Like what happens if you just don't wanna do magic after Hogwarts? How the frick do you get a job on the normal human world? How can you go to college

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey so if you are mud blood and you go to Hogwarts until you graduate that pretty much it right? You can't go back to the normal human world. What if a wizard wanted to become a engineer? How is he getting into college ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What if a wizard wanted to become a engineer? How is he getting into college ?
      Faked school records complete with some poor teachers getting mindraped into believing you've been a beloved student of theirs for your whole life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What are they supposed to come up with middle and high school years of grades?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Easily accomplished with a swish of a wand.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well Hermione did erase her parents memories of her so it's not entirely out of the ordinary. But wouldn't this count as cheating and get that person arrested?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              how would YOU arrest a wizard anon?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Put a gag in their mouth and some chains around their hands and feet and they aren't so tough

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you know I meant other wizards right cause he is using magic to break the law

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                With a .50cal through his ears

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wizards get to do whatever the frick they want to muggles as long as it's not murder or risks exposing wizards. The wizard government themselves are responsible for Alzheimer's, because they just keep mindraping innocent people living next to some wizard who can't be discreet, or because the government decides to set up a world cup at a muggle camp without getting rid of the muggles first, forcing them to just mindrape them multiple times every hour.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I would like to see the laws that dominate the wizard world

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No such luck I'm afraid. All hopes of normalcy, respectability and ORDERED life dashed just to go galivanting off to learn parlor tricks from some dazed old fool in women's clothing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So you are pretty much fricked if you decide to go to wizard school? How is that fair?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Who says it's fair?
          They take impressionable young children, haul them off to God knows where and make them waste the most important years of their lives walking up and down in bathrobes, waving around sticks and spouting abject hogwash. And then they make their parent's pay for it.
          It's criminal.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who says it's fair?
        They take impressionable young children, haul them off to God knows where and make them waste the most important years of their lives walking up and down in bathrobes, waving around sticks and spouting abject hogwash. And then they make their parent's pay for it.
        It's criminal.

        Based and Dursley-pilled.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the wizarding world do nothing to stop the rise of literal Nazi Adolf Hitler???

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it also established canon that there was a war in medieval times between muggles and wizards, which the wizards lost spectacularly, leading to a massive reduction in the wizard population?

    I believe it is a pact ever since then that the wizards isolate themselves from the muggle world, or something like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How the duck did wizard lose to arrows and blades?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, what happened was the witch trials, where mostly muggles died, not a war. Some ultramoronic wizards managed to get their wands stolen before they could mount a counter-offensive and so got killed, but mostly it was wizard kids who got attacked when walking alone since they couldn't use magic yet. It was mostly the kids being attacked and the fact that kings and local villagers just wouldn't stop pestering them to do shit with magic that they decided to just frick off and hide.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's a wizard going to do against a drone strike?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm worried the anons in this thread aren't sufficiently weary of the wizard threat. Don't tell me you're wizard apologists. Who else would join a bloody crusade against the magical?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't effect them directly, but anyone who wanted to fight was allowed to enlist on the Muggle army. Newt's big brother fought in the First World War.

    During the Second World War, Dumbledore and the ICW were trying to take down Grindlewald who was fighting a parallel war using the European theatre as a Smokescreen to assume control.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bad writing

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizards were modeled after Swedes, a cowardly, pathetic lot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cowardly
      >pathetic
      >autistic
      >shits their breeches for fun
      Checks out.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there poor wizards ? Why can’t the just copy gold?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As soon as you copy gold twenty goblins spawn in to rape you.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Were Nazi Wizards called Grand Wizards?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So the entire Wizarding World just accepted that the dark lord took over the government and didn't care because all he wanted was Harry Potter?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, a bunch of them didn't care because they shared his views, others were in complete denial until it was too late, and others were too afraid to do anything. Mind you, how this is actually accomplished is unclear. I get that Voldemort himself is extremely powerful, but I also don't see him winning in a 1 v everyone else in the world situation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The british government was so incredibly corrupt(with Malfoy buying favours for years being the most obvious evidence) that the rest of the world was just waiting for Voldemort to start his war with the rest of the world, so they could curbstomp the British wizards and install a new and less corrupt government.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They knew that israelites were descendants of a rival mystic cult so they turned a blind eye

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I just assumed that at that point Wizards were way more Wizard Supremacist at the time and so didn't give a frick about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like how Pajeets hold some pride that they don't clean up after their own poos because that's a sign of belonging to a lower caste in Hindu culture?
      Or how they destroyed toilets and even plumbing for tap water because they think its unnatural, uncomfortable, a form of foreign imperialism, and even unsanitary compared to shitting openly in the streets and using water from the river where dead bodies are floated away?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, which is why Voldemort happens
    Imagine being an orphan, in the 30s
    You live through the worst economic period in history, and then you see the horrors of WW2
    You also go to school in a magical castle where you have a great time, mostly because there's abundance of food and a lack of bombs raining on your head
    Wouldn't you consider the muggles barbarians and the wizards civilized?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine being an orphan, in the 30s
      He was already a budding young psychopath by then who tortured animals and did a murder or two

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way muggle wizards weren't participating in WW2.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thanks to this thread i now want to see wizards get BTFO'd by 'murika

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fricking cut a wizard in half with a chainsaw no second thoughts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this bread full of seething Dursleys

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t. magic simp
          wizards don't care about you and can kill you but uttering some stupid fake latin. They must be quelled

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            can we at least keep a couple of witch qts and magic twinks to do our laundry and serve Muggle superiors

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are Hogwarts kids taught things that would actually enable them to be functional in the muggle world? they have to go back there during breaks right? how the frick is the wizarding world able to function beyond a small town/city or school?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, muggle studies is a thoroughly optional subject and the kids are heavily discouraged from taking it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the kino if it was mandatory and Dumbledore hired Vernon to teach it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >veteran badass wizard professor observes the class
          >struggles to change the oil in a car and the normie muggle students laugh at him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >muggle studies
        so math, home economics, music, Art, English, sciences(metallurgy, mining, agriculture, etc), and other crucially important subjects are a no-go but making troll cum potions and reading tea leaves are in?
        >the kids are heavily discouraged from taking it.
        I wonder which poor professor gets assigned to teach that shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much yeah, tough to be fair wizards can do most of that just waving their wands; there is a certain implication that the wizarding world is in social and cultural decay, their population is microscopic compared to muggles and while magic gave them an edge in the past nowadays they're pretty mcuh beaten by muggle tech.
          >I wonder which poor professor gets assigned to teach that shit.
          During Dumbledore's tenure it was Charity Burbage, a pureblood witch who was considered a bood traitor because she actually motivated her students to learn muggle stuff and integrate with them, Voldemort has her sacked and then murders her in year 7.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What's the problem with being mixed? Is magic recessive?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Probably, it is relatively common for wizards to have squib (Muggles born from wizards) children, far more common than it is for muggles with squib ancestry to randomly have a wizard child; pureblood families attempt to stave this off with ungodly amounts of inbreeding and even breeding with semi-human magical creatures like veelas and giants.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why not just have a bunch of children and pop them out with magic to avoid childbirth?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stupidly enough, having lots of children is socially frowned upon, which is one of the reasons the Weasleys are treated with contempt.
                Pureblood witches may also be too inbred to be able to have more than one or two relatively healthy kids, like Draco Malfoy's wife who croaked soon after having a single sickly kid.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                b***h died from leukemia because of a curse apparently. Really from the narrative need to punish Malfoy for getting away with shit cause of Harry's testimony at the Death Eater trials and for drama

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Probably, it is relatively common for wizards to have squib (Muggles born from wizards) children, far more common than it is for muggles with squib ancestry to randomly have a wizard child; pureblood families attempt to stave this off with ungodly amounts of inbreeding and even breeding with semi-human magical creatures like veelas and giants.

            What's the problem with being mixed? Is magic recessive?

            >In Chamber of Secrets Ron explains it's mathematically impossible for anyone to actually be "pure blood" because the wizard population is so astronomically small for anyone to not have had part-blood, muggle born, and muggle ancestors would mean the Wizards would have gone extinct long ago or be too inbred to function.
            >It is often reiterated that muggle borns are not magically inferior (Such as as powerful Hermione and Lily Evans) nor would they be more likely to produce more squibs
            >Voldemort's mother Merope was a late magical bloomer to the point where her father Marvalo believed she was a squib and abused her for it.

            Am I remembering the following correctly?
            >In Order of the Phoenix
            >When Harry was at the Black Ancestral home 12 Grimmauld Place
            >He looked at the Black family tree painted and sprawled over the wall.
            >Sirius Black gave Harry a run down of his awful family.
            >The Blacks were pure blood supremacists like their LeStrange and Malfoy cousins.
            >Several branches on the tree were scratched out because of things they did to be disowned
            >Such as marrying muggle borns
            >Sirius mentioned there were a great deal more left out completely for being born squibs

            So my interpretation was that the text was implying that keeping bloodlines "pure" for too long would result in squibs like dysgenic defects from inbreeding.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't Voldemort's dad a muggle?
              >So my interpretation was that the text was implying that keeping bloodlines "pure" for too long would result in squibs like dysgenic defects from inbreeding.
              It may be both that and the magic gene just being too weak and random to begin with, maybe it actually powers up as it remains dormant through generations of muggles, explaining why random muggleborns happen to have such powerful magic.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >imperio rapist wizards
    >literal love potions
    >potions that can turn you into the exact person for a short time
    >petrification spell
    >invisibility spell
    >memory erase spell
    >dozens possibly hundreds more easily abusable spells,potions and items
    being a magical super rapist must be fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Polyjuice Potion can even turn someone into a half animal furry.
      >ENGORGIO!
      >CRUCIO! (Of you're an extra sick frick.)
      >WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
      >OBLIVIATE! (Or any spell that can kill or disfigure and transfiguring or apparating away the body if you're an extra sick frick.)

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wizards have their own economy independent from muggles, they're so disconnected from the muggle world that Ron's dad didn't even know how to use the subway, how to pronounce "telephone" or what rubber ducks are for.
    Also, Fantastic Beasts shows that Grindelwald rose precisely at the time in between WWI and WWII and even used visions of the coming war to call for muggle genocide.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Twins of Evil
    Witchfinder General

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meant for

      Recommend me some witch-hunter kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meant for [...]

      Thanks for the Vincent Price rec

      >veteran badass wizard professor observes the class
      >struggles to change the oil in a car and the normie muggle students laugh at him

      The culture clash between someone like Vernon and the pureblood wizards like Malfoy and Weasley would be kino enough but Vernon ending up looking badass for solving problems with common sense would be oddly satisfyin
      Too bad Rowling hates working class men like Vernon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ron's father enrolls in the class and is the only student that gives a shit but struggles

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can imagine the scoffing from Vernon but it would end in bromance. But I get the feeling that the Muggles would have some things that blow the wizards minds. Imagine being a wizard kid who sees a blow torch or a drill the first day of school for the first time in his life; Uncle Vernon introduces them to you and you think the Muggle can do magic

          i like Twins of Evil the more of the two if only because it has more eye candy. It also has Peter Cushings
          As for Vincent Price, check out Dr. Phibes if you haven't seen it.

          Thanks bro, and you are right about the chicks being cutes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I can imagine the scoffing from Vernon but it would end in bromance. But I get the feeling that the Muggles would have some things that blow the wizards minds. Imagine being a wizard kid who sees a blow torch or a drill the first day of school for the first time in his life; Uncle Vernon introduces them to you and you think the Muggle can do magic
            Wizards are mystified by the very concept of electricity, imagine them seeing a fricking videogame console or a smartphone when the best they have in comparison are those shitty paintings that never shut up.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              By the end of the year Malfoy is spoiled brat screeching for a Play Boy and Crabbe and Goyle are carrying Uncle Vern around like a god because he taught them important shit they can do without being gifted at magic
              Jenny Nimm actually did this better than Rowling, the dark wizard who goes to modern London ends up a shriveling wreck from the cars and the muggle contraption

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i like Twins of Evil the more of the two if only because it has more eye candy. It also has Peter Cushings
        As for Vincent Price, check out Dr. Phibes if you haven't seen it.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Tom Riddle literally a muggle born israelite?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All wizard children should be euthanized and all parents who given birth to such children should be chemically and physically sterilized and any kids they had before their wizard child should also be sterilized

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i literally hate all wizards so fricking much bros

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