So what's next for Hayden Christensen?
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Retirement home
Damn, old men look like this???
based hayden
is he still married to the girl from the OC?
No, split in 2017. They have a daughter. Other than his child, he could've done better.
oh that sucks, hope he's happy regardless
He got to bang prime Emma Roberts and people love him as Anakin these days. I am so happy for my little homie like you would not believe
I'm digging the dress code for this promo tour
How can he be standing next to Vader when he is Vader?
Have you ever heard of special effects anon?
oh its CGI, I get it.
Two Anakins
Who moggs who
Hayden mogs savagely. The other guy has a terminal case of gay face
Yeah Matt gives me giant homosexual vibes. It's a miracle that he has a wife and a daughter.
You decide
Hayden wins through haircut alone here
I'm tired of lanter voicing analin, he doesn't even try to sound like Hayden. He worked for TCW but him showing up in the games irked me slightly.
Matt can't fricking emote, I am shocked by fans sucking him off. It was so nice to have Ewan and Hayden acting as 3-dimentional Anakin and Obi-Wan again instead of quip fest that was TCW.
haydenbros, we won
>41
>old man
zoomer moment
You’re a fricking moron.
it was sarcasm
40 is old
Wild to think McDiarmid was 37 when RotJ premiered.
Ouch! He is gonna need two bacta tanks for this one!
Looks like Vader was stoned
*moves rocks*
none of these rocks have any weight behind them. I don't mean him lifting them, I mean how they hit vader and he barely reacts.
wasn't he using a force shield to break some of them
555-come-on-now.gif
Could have just as easily used "force rock deflect" to push away the rocks.
Jedi/Sith are now Dragonball Z characters who use the force to power themselves up.
Did they steal this directly from SWTOR? Consulars have the exact same ability and ive never seen anyone throw a flurry of rocks like that before.
lmao
straight up anime
Are those rocks made of foam?
he's got his force shield up
If PoopyOne was able to dab on him for like a decade why did he even wait for Luke to grow up?
He wasn't. In the third episode he couldn't even break free from Vader's force grab and nearly burned alive.
He was amped up here and took him by surprise.
>you can't win Anakin, I have the ground
Back to his family, maybe get a call from disney to do flashbacks on the ahsoka show.
Truly a based existence
>maybe get a call from disney to do flashbacks on the ahsoka show
He 100% is shooting scenes for Ahsoka
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Bros...
he looks like salad fingers
nice
>daughter
Oh no.
I will never form a family lads 🙁
probably for the best
what this guy said
since you browse Cinemaphile you'd probably try to frick your own daughter or something
dawwwww
Adorable as frick
wholesome and based
Haydenchads… we fricking won
I'm crying. Truly Based and wholesomepilled.
This is the interview
based daughter, there might be hope for her
your telling me a small child bought that shirt? homie stfu
Her mom helped her of course. Come on.
he got cucked by bill hader
Rachel did him a favor and freed him from her israeli self
Me and the boys
Vader and Stormy look sad
Nice to see Hayden got the Unjusted Brandon Fraser treatment
Death cus he's vaxxed
I can't dislike the guy. He was handed a shitty situation and did the best he could with George's terrible dialogue. I can't believe I'm saying this but I hope he can somehow get a spin-off show about darth vader as his portrayal is really fantastic
He's genuinely likeable. His career was torpedoed early by Lucas though. Kind of sucks. But now he made a wad of cash and can go back to farming happily with his family.
A Disney+ Limited Series "Darth Vader" about some rando new character who tests Vader's allegiance to the dark side, contradicting his arc in the Original Trilogy, but conveniently resets everything back to the status quo by the end.
Play this ludo. The PS2 version.
why the PS2 version?
Because the 360/PS3/PC version isn't as fun.
could you please elaborate? I beat the PC version twice already
There is some truth to this. The PSP version is the same, and for some reason I preferred it.
Eh, they don't really need Hayden for Vader series. I'd rather have comfy ObiAni Force Ghost adventures
Why does he look so fat now
He bulked up for Vader
nah, he looks fit
He's not that wealthy, probably just do some more Star Wars when they ask him
Unironically this is just the start for him. Whatever your opinion is of nu-wars fans love him as Vader. They are most likely planning dozens of tv shows and perhaps film so they will milk the shit out of vader.
2nd season if kenobi is also a possibility or sista spinoff
>2nd season if kenobi is also a possibility or sista spinoff
Why did they have to pick such an ugly chick though? Attractive black women exist and have been in disney movies, like the witch chick from pirates of the carribean. Why did they pick this mushy bloat faced fat chick?
>Why did they have to pick such an ugly chick though
You know why anon, politics. Why did they age joel's gf in the last of us remake? Oh and most sheboobs in holywood are absolutely fricking ugly. They prob wont do her own show tho, everybody hates her even my normie non racist friends
You mean ESG scores.
which is literal politics
I am tired of winning
hayden is back and better than ever
Holy shit just found out Hayden's ex is dating Bill Hader. You just know Hader is just with her to be close to something Star Wars related, being the massive nerd that he is.
her forehead is massive
Hayden wins!
Hader's is enormous too. Imagine their children.
why..why did you have to do this...
I still think Hayden was cheating on her with Emma while doing that pizzeria romcom.
He's gonna play Raiden in the MGR movie.
new ahsoka series
they de-age him and have him walk around on his knees, and compete in Star Wars: Jedi Temple Challenge. this will be the canonical version of anakin's jedi trials
APOLOGIZE
SORRY GEORGE
LOUDER!
I have nothing to apologize for. I loved those movies. I was 7 when Phantom came out. Fricking brilliant!
frick off George, you're the luckiest man in show business
enter mcu
This is how Hayden stays cool
>So what's next for Hayden Christensen?
Jump 2: Jump Higher
"Jumper" was the movie
Frick ton of disney paychecks from infinite amount of cames in Kenobi season 2, Ahsoka and other stuff
> a low budget action movie grandpa
>admitted he wantedto kill joggers
>still got to come back in a Disney show
How did he do it, bros?
Is that a hernia
Sex slave for greasy fat oily Saudis billionaires
He should have been teenage Anakin in TPM
awwww
Kino
>Darth Vader is a Canucks fan
kek
cool fit
cool dicky too
Hayden brought his daughter to the Kenobi set several times so might see her in the bts documentary 🙂
>if you only knew..
Cute
I honestly don't know how George did it but my God, it's the casting of the century
>for the first time in weeks Hayden doesn't look older than Ewan
Ewan's t-shirt is great
His own Vader series with that annoying chink girl they created to be his sidekick.
I would unironically love a Vader/Aphra series. Not only because it's a better concept for a show, but the shitposting it would bring would break Cinemaphile
>Not only because it's a better concept for a show
It isn't. It's quite embarrassing.
Aphra doesn't fit any slot in Star Wars, not even with the Rebels.
Shitposting would be good though.
Only is Vader kills her at the end. And you know that's never gonna happen because she is a lesbo.
Nah a series about a crazy nurse stalking Vader and sniffing his shit played by Emma Roberts or lmaoyy. Roasties will fricking love that show.
Vader should have kept her around just to dick tease her. He is evil.
Do you think there were zero female officers on his ship because all of them became horny when he started choking them?
Comic con autograph booths
That's a given