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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peaked with S1 mando

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which is not related, they're like 500 years apart.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What? There's about 20 years between them

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was ok. Reva was cringe and they should've wrote Leia better. Overall kino if you can ignore the women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasted potential.

      i agree they should've wrote Leia better.Indira Varma's character should have been the bad guy

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasted potential.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boring. Lots of time spent on people just standing or walking around. Was very obviously recut from a movie script that was much faster paced.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I thought it suffered a lot from not just being a movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They've determined they can sell merch just the same with the characters just standing around in costume.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watch, but it's shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's so hard to fathom how that ever to go air let alone be made when you know how much money and how many people are behind it.
      Nobody went "wow... this makes Power Rangers look like art compared to this shit"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure she hulk will have similar scenes tomorrow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
      >xenos couldn't catch a five years old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be fricking kidding me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl this feels like something Lucas would do. Idk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me of when I play tag with my little niece and let her win.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A couple good moments throughout the show, but they were ripped off from cartoons and video games. The rest is boba fett tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boba Fett had two good episodes (not about Boba Fett).

      And even the other episodes, I think they were far more competent, technically speaking. Robert Rodriguez, despite being a schlock B-tier director, is still more competent than the woman who directed Obi-Wan.

      I don't think Obi-Wan had a single good episode. Deborah Chow really botched this one. And whatever his name is, the scriptwriter, who previously wrote Army of the Dead and King Arthur reboot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to nitpick, but did Mandalore have literally no air defenses? Not even a single shot fired back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. By the time of the Clone Wars, they had no standing military, and they were conquered by the Empire at the end of the Clone Wars, and then they were bombed into the stone age, because the Empire had no more interests there, and Mandalorian resistance grew in numbers and became too much of a nuisance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a botch if a sub par person does a dub par job

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    forgettable and huge mistake.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    started off with pontential, became gay and shitty very quickly
    darth sheboon was a terrible miscasting mistake

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worse than bad : useless and forgettable

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda shit but redeemed for BTFOing Vadergays

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty bad but I liked Hayden.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Had like 2 good scenes amongst a bunch of shit ones. They had Leia get kidnapped and then rescued twice in the span of a 6 episode show and actually has the balls to put an Austin powers style escape plan. I would love to ask the writers if they genuinely thought that was a good idea or if they just ran out of time.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching halfway the first episode. CGI camel literally worse than the horses in the first Assassins Creed's of 15+ years ago, cringe dialogue in the bar at the beginning, and the girl slapstick chase made me decide to stop watching. Does it get better and did I miss something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Does it get better
      No.
      >did I miss something
      No. The characters are effectively at the same place they were left at the end of Revenge of the Sith. The series served absolutely no purpose.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn, thats really bad.

        It gets worse, far worse. Someone post the scene where Vader was breakdancing

        I never expected really much of it, but this was just not for me. It might be good for kids tho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It gets worse, far worse. Someone post the scene where Vader was breakdancing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This one?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't look like he was break dancing

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People looked at me with a straight face and said the content warning was necessary because of the recent school shooting being just like that time a bunch of guys with laser guns shot up a magical school full of kids.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least the camera is not shaking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you kidding me? This is real? "Adults" actually watch this ridiculous garbage?
      We are so fricked. You could raise the legal voting age to 50 and we'd STILL be fricked. Wow. Things are worse than I thought.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black folk don't realise that this a reference to American Graffiti

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Segal tier choreography

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY NAME IS LARRY

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are they going to make every character into a fricking show now?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unsalvageable garbage

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made me sick. Terrible acting. Terrible writing. Terrible cheap sets. Terrible melodrama that breaks canon. All the women are annoying c**ts. Stupid rushed action scenes. This is what happens when art is made by employees of a israeli corporation. You get slop.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not BCS, therefore irrelevant.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    last 2 episodes are good, the rest is absolute trash

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't possibly be worse than the last 8-9 or so Star wars movies but still bad

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Larry > Obi Wan Kenobi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's baby time
      It's baby time
      It's baby baby baby
      It's baby time

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Non canon garbage

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would it have been better if they had stuck to the original script as Obi-Wan goes on an adventure with young Luke akin to Mando and Grogu?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. It was just a stupid idea altogether.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Started well and ended well, the middle was a waste of time.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marxist garbage.

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