So what's the best play here to get my TV fixed?

So what's the best play here to get my TV fixed?

>Try claiming warranty, don't admit to causing damage by accident
>Order a new TV (same model) from Amazon and switch the new one for the old one
>Suck it up and just buy a new TV

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you punch your tv you autistic moron?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, my dad was pestering me, I got mad and threw my cereal bowl, I was sure I missed the TV though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        contact hisense and or the store you bought it from and see what your options are you stupid homosexual

        >No, my dad was pestering me, I got mad and threw my cereal bowl, I was sure I missed the TV though

        moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I only have one shot though and don't want to frick it up, the official warrantly document says it's not protected against accidental damage but the website where they're trying to sell extended warranty says it is?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you threw a bowl at your cheap chiense tv stood up on cardboard boxes

            do you really think you are capable of successful fraud

            dumb impulsive Black person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not protected against accidental damage
            What is it protected against then
            What other kind of damage is there? Cause if you kill it on purpose I don't think the warranty cares either

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Smash the TV over your dad's head and then give him an elbow drop

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you spilled milk and cereal all over the place too?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but I cleaned most of that up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >most

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this is somehow supposed to be better than simply getting angry and punching it
        yeah you got big tisms.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Move out. You're a grown man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was eating cereal

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know how old he is, this is an anonymous website

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the eternal boomer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's my house. My dad just showed up one day and started pestering me, but I thought he was a burglar and I got scared and threw my cereal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            fake poley

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon you should have just said you punched it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to dump on you OP, I'm sure you've already got the grumpy dumpies, but yeah this is pretty autistic. I don't know why you revealed this. You should have just claimed your dog saw something on screen and tackled the tv, or you tripped on a cord and fell into the screen.

        What you've instead revealed is:

        >Still live with your parents in your 20's.
        >Sitting and watching tv while eating cereal like an 8 year old.
        >Respond to your anger by flinging shit across the room without thought to what damage it may cause.

        I mean, I sympathize with having anger issues I guess. One time I threw a SNES controller so hard it shattered into pieces. Thing is? I was six fricking years old. I had no SNES for over a year after that because I couldn't afford to just buy a new controller, so I learned the consequences of unchecked aggression.

        However old you are man, you're learning that now. If you want a cheap replacement tv try craigslist. If you have decent credit you can use Wal-Mart's new online layaway system. Or you can try bidding on eBay until you win one cheap.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The alternative to expressing your anger outwardly is holding it in and causing damage to yourself
          Some people cut but most just have mental health issues from so much repression

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There are other methods of expression you stupid homosexual. You deserve the shit life you're living.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Self-harm, throwing things and screaming are all not healthy expressions of your anger. You learn to hold it in or express it in a healthy way. If you have to hurt yourself, do it through exercise.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The only way to express anger is to either destroy something or bottle it up.
            The frick kinda beta male new gay shit is this how the frick are you a grown fricking adult and dont know how to deal with your anger issues outside of these two extremes, holy fricking shit!

            HOW THE FRICK DO YOU FUNCTION!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Normal people simply don't get so angry over simple shit. You just think everyone else are seething on the inside because you can't imagine someone not seething at all. Get some help and mold your brain to be normal without the anger problems.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally nothing wrong with eating cereal, or eating cereal in front of a tv and you won't ever make me believe anyone should somehow be ashamed of it
          Like what the frick is wrong with you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There is literally nothing wrong with eating cereal
            this is what manchildren actually believe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek

          The alternative to expressing your anger outwardly is holding it in and causing damage to yourself
          Some people cut but most just have mental health issues from so much repression

          The alternative is exercising control over your own stream of consciousness and not allowing the flames of anger to stoke in you in the first place such that there is no need to express anything, and nothing to repress. While that can't be done in an instant and it is unlikely to happen in a quick moment of intense emotion, it is never the less an alternative to childishly letting off a steam valve of emotion every time a perceived slight happens against you. In the long run it's a better strategy than being angry anyway, look at the damage being angry has wrought you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he was making a move, i had to get it on

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This has to be bait, no fricking way, the cereal and living with parents shit gives it away

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He is like this, he's had arguments with his dad before. He used to have a radio show and his dad burst into his room once

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you underestimate poley
          he has documented his life on his blog and Cinemaphile for years. he's the real deal when it comes to lolcows

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >No, my dad was pestering me, I got mad and threw my cereal bowl, I was sure I missed the TV though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's 30 mate

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he's 30 mate
            Oh snap I'm 31 I only ever broke my a mobile phone screen by accidentally dropping it on the road once
            Wtf op

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best thread on Cinemaphile right now and probably in man days

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    forwarding this to amazon fraud department

    captcha juvypd

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm going to go for the Amazon one, they don't sell the exact same model though

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actaully on second thoughts, the screen isn't cracked so you can't tell I threw something at it, right? I can insist this is a natural mechanical fault

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your dad is a saint to put up with you as much as he does.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can buy a new tv and just put the broken one in the box and return it not my problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good lad, frick the bootlickers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >return it not my problem
      lmao the serial number won't match the box

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one checks that kinda thing, especailly not the big companies that deal with too much volume

        You don't know how old he is, this is an anonymous website

        31

        Move out. You're a grown man.

        I'm a woman, dickhead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm a woman, dickhead
          ah, now things are starting to make some sense
          >dad comes in to tell OP to shower and that he will never be a woman
          >OP throws his hormone-spiked cereal at the tv
          >due to muscle degeneration caused by a neet lifestyle the throw is so weak the glass doesn't even crack a little
          case closed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          26 and my old man is the only person on this earth that can make me snap

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this poster is poleaboo, a britfeel poster.

          [...]

          he has a blog at wordpress, subdomain is poleaboo
          he is a pakistani sex offender. he went to court because he recorded his university classmates taking a big sweaty shit and showering because they didnt accept his facebook request
          look up the poleaboo truth blog
          he worked at amusement park and invented reasons to touch up underage children and referred to them as "dicky"
          he also gets off on the thought of his sister domming him
          he also has a thread on kiwifarms
          wah wahh!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            important information about the op

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            despicable

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            OH NO NO NO NO

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              best part is his dad forced him to cut his hair recently

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              jesus that should be beaten to death to salvage the family honor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this is disgraceful. this guy is lucky his dad doesn't strangle him to death. it would be the right thing to do.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              His dad doesn't even know about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be a woman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they don't even check that shit I bring it into walmart with a receipt and they just give me back my money no questions asked

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just file an insurance claim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe you have insurance, if you did you would know everyone just takes the cheapest option that excludes stuff like this

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Throw it away and buy a new one if Hisense won't replace it. It's your fault that it's broken, stupid c**t.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a tricky shot but if you were to throw another cereal bow in the upper left corner at the exact spot corresponding to the original point of damage it would inverse the polarity and restore your tv.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a super disrespectful post, how would you feel if your TV was broken and you had to settle for watching shows on your laptop???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only anon in thread who knows his electronics.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's just crazy enough to work.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go to your local wal-mart with your TV and a banana peel
    >go to the electronics section
    >when no one's looking drop the banana peel on the ground
    >step on peel and fall to the ground in an exaggerated manner
    >say you wanted to buy the TV, but broke it when you slipped on the nanner peel
    >threaten to sue them for poor cleanliness unless they give you a new tv

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the point spending 200 dollars on a cheap Chinese pos tv. It’s like buying a shitty mattress. You use this item for HOURS daily. Buy a nice one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got a £300 mattress actually, TVs are different because they break easily, regardless of the price

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now its LGBTV

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ditch the lcd/oled meme and get a second hand plasma for peanuts.
    Better image quality than modern panels and absolutely zero motion blur.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plasma
      No 4K, no HDR, weighs a tone so postage will be £££

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just watch it like that, it’s fine

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't let anyone know that you use three empty cardboard boxes as a table.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      6 boxes and they're not empty

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try not being a pakistani troony sex offender amer

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >500 dollar tv
    >cardboard boxes for a stand
    Holy shit just go to a second hand store and drop 10 bucks on a side table
    >I threw a bowl at my dad because he told me to clean my room
    Nevermind you are actually fricking moronic and underage to boot

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just fixed my tv all on my own. I've literally never been more proud of myself. I mean I used the internet of course but still. I kinda feel stupid I let it go on that long. I think almost two years. It almost aligned perfectly with the pandemic lockdown. It kept flashing this little screen which was apparently from a short in the tv controls so I just took the whole thing apart and ripped it out. Good as new. Now to just be extra careful with my remote.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cardboard boxes for a TV unit
    on Cinemaphile to try and scam for a new TV

    Jesus fricking christ, how poor are you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have over £50,000 saved up but I was taught not to spend money as a child

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bull.
        Shit.

        You own a Hisense TV sat on cardboard boxes, you cheap frick.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    also he took on the name of one of his female victims (monica a polish girl). he claims this is merely coincidence. buffalo bill has nothing on this freak

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Second hand under 30 inch will cost under 100

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    paki bender sex offender

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ive dealt with TV manufacturers and their shitty warranties. You are better off buying a tv.

    Ive had a butthole drive 6 hours from me, just to be a smart ass the whole time, attempt to put me down because I had a video game console out "OH THATS WHY YOUR TV DONT WORK!" and then deny the factory defect claim by saying "he left a sliver of plastic on the back"

    I fought them for 6 months until I got a new OLED tv and they sent 3 men to my home to take the screen out and replace it, all of which insulting me the entire time because "we had to drive all the way out for this, why not just buy a new tv"

    at that point I was just being spiteful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was it your fault that the TV was broken?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, the TV had a factory defect in the screen and it was confirmed because I matched the serial numbers to the serial numbers listed in the potential factory defects list, I had to do homework and GOTCHA the company.

        It was LG, and their OLEDS, mine was manufactured in the same time period and place that thousands had issues due to a heat issue while curing the panel or something either way it caused fricked up line issues.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think they hated me because I'm trans

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    alri amer

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honka honka

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    like, nay love, fatties

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pretends he's a troony so he can get in to women's bathrooms easier to place more cameras
    >pissed in his housemates milk as they didnt become best mates with him
    >cannot pass a CRB/DBS check for a crime he refuses to reveal
    op is a real frick up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always weird how troonys fail at so many social things but somehow think they're getting it right with hrt. Always boggles the mind.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a new disposable piece of plastic crap because just like everything else replacement parts are few and far between and expensive unless you bulk buy

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is Poleaboo

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    second one

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amer is so thick he probably thought Cinemaphile was for advice on televisions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmoa

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    suck it up and buy a new TV

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only a Black person would do this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's pakistani

      OH NO NO NO NO

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you caused the damage then buy a new TV obviously.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon. They don't care, for them it's a write-off.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whites will fear the cereal bowl throwing pakistani

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't even see himself as Pakistani, he wishes/believes that he's white.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a silly bloke

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Warranty won't pay out for damage like this. If you have insurance on or contents insurance on the house that would cover it, but bump up your premiums.
    Your best option is to buy a new TV.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    paki bloke in a dress

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy the same tv on Amazon and switch the serial numbers and say the new TV was fricked up in shipping

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what you need to do OP. Bulk buy like 30 of the same brand/model tv that you broke on Amazon. Choose whatever option gives you the biggest discount for the bulk buy. Once you get all the tv's swap one out for your broken one. Now contact Amazon and tell them there was a mistake in the quantity of your order. You meant to only order one tv. Now send them all back including the broken one. Now you've gotten a new tv, the money back on your old one, and spent less on this new tv than the original one

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a dumb numpty

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