So, which of Peter's girlfriends took his virginity?

So, which of Peter's girlfriends took his virginity?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Ben

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ben
      *Skip

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah how could I forget lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't skip the Skip.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah how could I forget lol

        You can't skip the Skip.

        Bow chicka bow wow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gaypedo has collection of straight porn
          Skip's a complicated guy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How about I storytime it so we can get to the bottom (heh) of this?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The idea is that molesters keep stuff around to get their victims aroused so that, when they start molesting, they can pull the "You were already hard/wet before I touched you; that means you wanted it" card.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'VE GOT YOU FOR 5 MINUTES OF PLAYTIME!!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Including the foreplay? Talk about being a quick shooter.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well?
      Don't keep us in suspense!
      Was he able to lift them?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    considering how much he was seething over norman potentially fricking gwen before he did, either MJ or Felicia

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the symbiote

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From what I've read, scholars point to this moment as the most likely.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's odd though, with Mary Jane it was specifically stated that she lost her virginity to Peter, but it doesn't say they lost it together.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >with Mary Jane it was specifically stated that she lost her virginity to Peter
        Source?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it sounds wrong. mary jane was a party girl, she's not going to be sitting around waiting for The One

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She also considered an unplanned pregnancy to be a life ender. I doubt she did more than tease

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              are you familiar with the concept of condoms

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We have no evidence to believe that she would take that chance

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                MJ was definitely a "Second base eyeing third" sort of party girl. You could probably get her alone, make out, and maybe feel her up, but she never lets you button her pants. She's maybe jerked a guy off before, but she wasn't fricking random dudes at parties.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw this moment was when Ben realised he was the clone

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We know for a fact that it wasn't Gwen, so it probably wasn't Betty or Liz either. Therefore, it was either Mary Jane or Black Cat, probably MJ.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
    It truly was a different time. No comic could get away with unironically saying this these days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically saying "God, I hate my wife, but without her I'd have nobody to do all of the household chores for me and I'd be sexually frustrated!"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're just interpreting it as negatively as you possibly can.
        It means that to a straight man, dating women can lead to a lot of difficulties and heartbreak, but that most straight men feel an obligation to enter romantic relationships with women anyway.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it just means that good comes with the bad and vice versa

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Betty Brant, probably

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Peter didn't sleep with Gwen, why would he have slept with Betty? They weren't even together that long, and Betty was somewhat concerned about being older than Peter.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Betty is younger than Peter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, she's canonically always been older. Notice how she was Jameson's secretary while Peter was still in high school.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was like a year older at most. They mentioned early on that she left high school early to look for work.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She was like a year older at most. They mentioned early on that she left high school early to look for work.

            She is younger as stated by Stan himself

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              damn, came with the ether

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because her mom used to work for him so Jameson did her a favor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Betty was more mature, seemed like someone who’d show him the ropes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Betty was more mature
          Nah.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She was but then Stan realized the readers were objecting to Betty seeming older than Peter so he damaged controlled by saying they were the same age

          Nowadays you could just have Betty be like two years older than Peter and no one would care, like wasn't MCU Peter a Freshman or Sophomore and MCU Liz a Senior in Homecoming?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and Betty was somewhat concerned about being older than Peter.

        That only happened in Spider-Man: Chapter One, which didn't even stay canon for a year.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They weren't even together that long
        If Peter was 15 when he became Spider-Man, then he had to have been with Betty for about 2 years. They broke after graduation.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't peter be a relatable nerd?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was before he got the spider bite. He's the power fantasy character, like you'd see in those manga where the nerdy nobody gets an OP power and every woman wants to bang him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So he should still be a virgin?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was relatable, but nowhere near the type of nerd today. Dude was getting dates and had a GF during high school. He was pretty much a chad in college.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >even the other characters knew Gwen was an utter bore
        Unbelievably based.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ditko Gwen was a pretty different character from Romita's. Very much the rich girl tsundere type. Like that one chick from Food Wars.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            man, they were all dicks back then lmao

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's true to life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rewrite Peter as a modern nerd and he just be fighting villains and coming home being a neet, actually that be better than most the drama bullshit tbh, I read it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rewrite Peter as a modern nerd
        So you can self-insert? Nah, frick that.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black cat stole that cherry right from under MJs nose

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MJ and Peter fricked before Felicia even debuted

      From what I've read, scholars point to this moment as the most likely.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like Betty, based on her comment.
    He also had a significant confidence boost after they started dating.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He also had a significant confidence boost after they started dating.
      He had that before.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MJ.
    No chance Peter fricked Gwen.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man:Blue is pretty explicit that it was Gwen.

    Previously it was generally thought to be MJ, and there were firm adherents to the idea, including Joey Q and Joe S who collaborated to make the worst stories in Spider-Man history.

    So, Gwen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spider-Man:Blue
      Isn't canon, doesn't matter. It's established in ASM itself that Peter and Gwen never had sex.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's established in ASM itself that Peter and Gwen never had sex
        It's implied in the actual stories with her alive. Remember, it was still a kid's comic. So they couldn't be explicit in the mention of sex.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cissy Ironwood
    >Marcy Kane
    Literally who?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Cissy existed solely in Marvel Team-Up, and Marcy was part of the 70s supporting cast at ESU before finding out she was an alien princess.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >before finding out she was an alien princess.
        Wait what.

        >one google search later
        What the frick? So Bill Mantlo randomly decided to make this Spider-Man supporting character into an alien princess when he randomly brought her over to a Jack of Hearts series?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was Gwen, probably in issue 99. She shows up again wanting to go see erotic movies, filthy bawd, which is what really made me think this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry Anon, but Peter confirmed in Sins Past that he never slept with Gwen.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He just didn't want get stuck paying all that child support. Had to assure MJ the kids weren't his.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better question: Which is the most frickable?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MJ and Glory

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is MJ such a bawd?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daddy issues.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peter was literally trying to do the kid friendly version of getting laid in the old stories. Dude had a GF very early on, and was dating several different girls in the 70s. You think this guy's gonna wait? Frick no. He most definitely fricked Betty during Ditko. Especially with the floating timeline in play which places those stories a decade ago from now, meaning he most definitely did smash.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ha, get fricked Luke Cage.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, Bendis saved him

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tigra
          >Eeww
          Jessica confirmed to hate furries.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only time he every was on panel with a woman in his bed was MJ when he got married so maybe he's an old school guy and waited. Like I read once someone said everybody a virgin without kid or video proof and that only proof we got.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The only time he every was on panel with a woman in his bed was MJ when he got married so maybe he's an old school guy and waited.
      Because it was a kid's comic for the longest. Just because it wasn't on-panel, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Seriously, what kind of autism is this? You don't see Spidey taking a shit. Does that mean he canonically doesn't take shits?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how nobody has tried to refute this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how nobody has tried to refute this.

        Well, he did teach the Beyonder how to do it, so clearly he does.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Symbiote

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so hard for fans to accept that Peter was never a loser like them? The guy got b***hes always. It didn't make him a gigachad since he still had flaws and dealt with constant bullshit on a regular basis. Dude was never meek or socially awkward. He asked Sally Avril out in AF#15 and it's shown that it wasn't even the first time he did that. Just accept that Peter's just too cool for you.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OG Pete was also a huge flirt. Here is Peter flirting with his ex who's about to get married to another man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could've cucked Ned right then and there. He did it anyway much later in the comic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do fans honestly think the guy who does shit like that actually waited until marriage? Especially since the floating timeline places his highschool/college adventures in the late 00s/early 10s. The guy ain't a loser nerd who can't get any, nor is he that religious. This guy ain't gonna wait.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pre OMD Debra Whitman
    Post OMD he's waiting for the right girl, luckily he gets younger every year so it's not so bad

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