So who wins?

So who wins?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We lose.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever wins, we lose.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many dragons existed? What do they eat when they’re this large? Do they have a master?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Balrogs had souls created before the world existed. Dragons are... Don't think Tolkien this one out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dragons are...
      Basically just siege beasts created by Morgoth
      Also the first dragon didn't even have wings and died just being pocked with a sword in a stomach by some hobo man
      At least balrogs were the elites and were slayed only by matching them in power higher beings like mayars or some legendary higher elves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But Morgoth doesn't create life, only corrupts existing ones.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well maybe he corrupted some serpents boosted them with foul magic or idk breed some of his troll wives to give this horrendous offspring
          It's like Loki who had like apocalyptic wolf as a son, a giant serpent and basically a death lady

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Balrogs are corrupted Maiar. Only other Maiar were powerful enough to stop them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A low-tier elf stabbed a Balrog to death with only this
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk

            Lol Balrogs are pussies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the meme everybody keeps (without any sense of irony) repeating from Tolkien is that evil can't create, it can only corrrupt what good creates.

        So how did Morgoth create dragons? Isn't he evil or are dragons some corrupted thing of something else

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What if he just inverted eagles as he inverted elves to be orcs?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Russia

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO FRICKING CONTEST.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that the big one was killed by some homosexual in a flying boat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Were the mountains around Ancalagon cyclopean at the very least?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not after he fell on them

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dragons were literally created so they could be used as horses for the balrogs... who do you think wins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In a fistfight between a man and a horse?
      The horse. You don't ride on something that's less powerful than you are. That'd be disabling yourself.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smaug wins because he's smarter

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the Balrog live in a dungeon not doing anything until the fellowship came?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think he had PTSD from losing his master. Tolkien never made it clear he was in communication with Sauron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hiding from the Valar.

      >Sauron is a random guy
      >still stronger than fricking gods
      >even Saruman becomes his underling despite the fact Saruman should be stronger than him

      Sauron is a fallen maiar. The gods could have easily whiped him and his orcs from the planet, along with a good chunk of the planet which is why they didn't.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom bombadil

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smaug clearly has far more destructive power than Durin's Bane. Gandalf managed to beat the balrog but tbqh, Smaug would have just roasted him and feasted on his corpse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smaug was fricking sniped out by a merely boat fisherman
      Jesus Christ you people are dumb
      Dragons are just sofisticated animals
      Balrogs are like demi-godlikefallen angels they cannot been slain by a simple weapon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Balrog in the book got btfo by some cold water, get outta here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He got btfo by an ancient wizard guy who was like demigod and got buffed by even higher god on a top of a fricking mountain man did you even read the book?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He fell into a river and got doused and couldn’t even relight his spark so he ran away into some caves

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This is why Smaug won't do shit to him
              Because he literally was fire incarnate and the water doozes him so he transformed in a serpent basically a dragon
              He still was invincible and was destroyed only with a higher power lighting buffed weapon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't become a dragon, he became a "thing of slime, stronger than a strangling snake".
                Still nothing against an actual dragon, considering he gets btfo by just some water, lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > he gets btfo by just some water
                You dumb frick he just got btfo by a illuvator

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A tiny little puddle put him out and he couldn't even relight, lol
                >He still was invincible and was destroyed only with a higher power lighting buffed weapon
                Glorfindel killed a Balrog by just making it fall down a hole. They're weak as frick, die to basic ass gravity and can be stabbed to death by regular swords.

                Dragons Xeeleestomp weak balcucks

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sauron is a random guy
    >still stronger than fricking gods
    >even Saruman becomes his underling despite the fact Saruman should be stronger than him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The beings of great power that God created to serve his vision of creation aren't all powerful. They are limited in their power and are not inexhaustible in it. They eventually run out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saruman shouldn't have been stronger than Sauron because Saruman had like 20% of all his powers given to him by Valars when he went Middle-earth
      All wizards were mayars stripped from their powers

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Smaug *spits fire
    >Balrog :|?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Balrog : sets everything around on fire

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Balrogs did not have literal wings and they definitely didn't look like minotaurs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Balrogs did not have literal wings
      He drank a Red Bull

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Balrogs could transform themselves in anything like they literally could take shapes of dragons

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves killed Smaug
    Dwarves got killed by Balrog

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glaurung was a real jerk.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there Balrogs made of ice?
    Because Melkor had dominion both over Fire & Ice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it
      Balrogs were specifically stated as fire spirits corrupted by Morgoth
      Maybe BBG had some other fayeries or mayars like Sauron who wasn't connected with fire but i dunno about it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It took like 10 balrogs to defeat a spider, they are quite weak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was like a God of spiders and a void itself
      It took actually more to wipe the whole fricking Feanor dynasty

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we forgetting that Balrogs can't even fly? He fell down a hole.
    Smaug curbstomps because Balrogs can't even touch him.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick off

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that nothing in The Silmarillion is canon.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol anyone else remember when this femboy-ass sissy killed the most powerful Balrog to ever exist, Gothmog, by just headbutting it with his tiny little viking helmet?
    >aaaiiiiieeeeee water and tiny crude iron dirks, whatever will I do
    Literally any 300ib scooter-driving amerimutt with a pistol would destroy a Balrog in a fight, let alone a frickin' dragon

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smaug was only about 10 feet long in the books. Of course the movies exaggerated his size. He was a garden snake with wings. Balrog would eat him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Balrog dies to tiny pocketknives.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "The ardour of Glorfindel drave that Balrog from point to point, and his mail fended him from its whip and claw. Now had he beaten a heavy swinge upon its iron helm, now hewn off the creature's whip-arm at the elbow. Then sprang the Balrog in the torment of his pain and fear full at Glorfindel, who stabbed like a dart of a snake; but he found only a shoulder, and was grappled, and they swayed to a fall upon the crag-top. Then Glorfindel's left hand sought a dirk, and this he thrust up that it pierced the Balrog's belly nigh his own face (for that demon was double his stature); and it shrieked, and fell backwards from the rock, and falling clutched Glorfindel's yellow locks beneath his cap, and those twain fell into the abyss."

    Things we can learn from this:
    >Balrogs can't even pierce chainmail, get beaten around by the strength of a regular ass muggle-elf
    >regular ass sword is enough to literally cut off its arm at the elbow
    >Balrog was in torment of pain and fear of this regular ass elf that was kicking his fricking ass and amputating him with his tiny little sword, then Glorfindel literally OUTSMUSCLES the Balrog and pins him at wrestling
    >Balrogs die to the lamest ass weapon mankind has ever named: the 'Dirk'
    >Balrogs literally die to a shittier version of a knife

    From this we can conclude a Balrog would beg for mercy then be easily beaten to death even by moe kawaii anime dragons

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