So why did everyone hate Chicken Little? I don't remember it being offensively bad or anything

So why did everyone hate Chicken Little? I don't remember it being offensively bad or anything

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. I went to watch it two times with my friends when I was like 13 years old

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huey Duck ass little homie

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was an annoying little shit, thinking that the sky was falling and that his Fish friend somehow "seeked danger" even though he was just a muffled little spastic. Rip off.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay, you know when you're watching a simpsons season 12 episode
    and it's still funny, it's fine, but you can see all the seeds of everything that was going to go wrong for the next 2 decades?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i laughed at more steven universe jokes than chicken little jokes

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the tropes of 3D movies with none of the charm.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the dad. many homosexuals project themselves with the MC for their own problems with their parents, so they started hating the movie because it shows the reality or maybe what they think reality is

    aside of that. the movie is generic, boring but not to be hated

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      self projection towards the abusive father

      Everyone's talked about Buck Little being a shit dad so the real meat and potatos: It's very mediocre. Not a bad film, not a good film, just "Very ok".

      If you want anything to distract the kids, this is it.

      I feel sorry for Mark Dindal. He obviously wanted this to turn out on par with his previous movies (Cats Don't Dance/The Emperor's New Groove), but Disney executives got too involved because of their relationship with Pixar was struggling and because of the success of Shrek 1/2 (plus they knew that Shrek 3 was in development)

      The movie does a good job at outing manchildren who still cry and moan about it and Buck two decades later

      The dad was an butthole

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do I keep seeing this movie being mentioned everywhere

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's now nostalgic and trending. Mark Dindal has better movies than this one, honestly.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it was pretty shit. You're just a zoomer who grew up watching it.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember liking it and specifically because of the 70s music

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this film was a direct indictment of barack obama, and therefore disney couldn't reframe the movie's approach to audiences. the sky falling at the time was pretty nonsensical and family fun. now we know he ruined everything.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes like conspiratards now

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks ugly, has instantly outdated cultural references, has unlikeable characters, and is just generally not a good movie. It doesn't have any "good parts" to make up for all its issues. At least Home on the Range was 2D and had a yodeling villain.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a while since I last seen it. I remember playing the Playstation game that came out about this movie and somewhat enjoying it

      Alameda Slim was extremely charming, I think the Chicken Little antagonists were just ayys that thought their son was kidnapped, right?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped caring about Disney after Tarzan, though in hindsight I discovered that Lilo & Stitch, Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis, and Treasure Planet are still good.

    I stopped caring about Pixar after Up

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its weird, this movie triggers tf out of a lot of cartoon reviewers and general animation autists for some odd fricking reason.

    I watched in theaters as a kid and liked it, and re-watched it as an adult and didn't really think of it as an offensively bad film or anything, just painfully mediocre but there are apparently a lot of people that treat it as if its fricking Two Girls One Cup or some shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because it was the start of a string of Disney CG films. Aside from being a bad movie, Chicken Little represents the end of an era. The end of 2D. It's the first time you can tell "oh yeah, Disney watched Shrek".

      • 4 months ago
        Anonyrnous

        Because it was the symbol of Eisner killing off 2D animation at Disney and it was transparently an attempt at trying to get the Shrek audience.

        Was Chicken Little really Disney's first CG movie?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          First fully in-house one. Dinosaur was animated by a short-lived effects unit called the Secret Lab, but got lumped into Disney's animated canon when Secret Lab was shuttered and folded into the main animation studio after Wild Life was cancelled.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it had poor pacing

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is apparently very popular amongst black people. As someone who is also black and was unabashedly a fan of this movie as a child…
    Honestly that was news to me, I just thought child me had bad taste once I got exposed to internet reviews and memes trashing the movie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Popular with blacks
      Huh?
      ...
      Oh, I see.
      Because chicken.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because itWAS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER A FOUR COURSE MEAL OF NO SIRREE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It seemed that happily ever after
      Was happy everyone was after me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a cup of good intentions... a tablespoon of one big mess

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it as a kid and thought it was okay. It wasn't amazing, but wasn't awful.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    self projection towards the abusive father

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So why did everyone hate Chicken Little? I don't remember it being offensively bad or anything
    I thought great movie

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone's talked about Buck Little being a shit dad so the real meat and potatos: It's very mediocre. Not a bad film, not a good film, just "Very ok".

    If you want anything to distract the kids, this is it.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    e-celebs and their homosexualry

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because zoomers cannot and will not imagine the concept that noone likes much less listens to what you got to say if you don't have any social value.
    This very simple yet also very important lesson goes over the general audience's heads which of course consist almost entirely of zoomers.
    Also:
    Daily reminder that zoomers are the worst generation to ever grace this planet.
    Yes.
    Even worse than the baby boomers because at least they bring something valuable to the table.
    What does this generation brings?
    Nothing.
    They bring nothing.
    Because they are nothing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something, something... apples falling from trees.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        something something is GAY!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      On Cinemaphile complaining about muh mids nowadays kek

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Kids

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's fricking boring and the jokes are badly written.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was the symbol of Eisner killing off 2D animation at Disney and it was transparently an attempt at trying to get the Shrek audience.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This CGI aged like milk. And the animal jokes were all misses

    >1 minute cooldown

    Hiro hates users of this site, does he?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      300 second cooldown to post a thread too, and if you take too long or frick up the captcha then you have to wait another 300 seconds

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this movie was very off-putting to me for some reason when I was younger but I haven't seen it in so long.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched it. All I remember is some promotional material where Disney was trying to cynically cash in on the Numa Numa viral video.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is offensively bad, as well as being a dull and miserable movie.

    Also if you were a kid, they fricking faked you out with the trailers, that treated and presented it as the parts with them as kids being a short backstory segment while the main movie would be a cool pulpy sci-fi romp fighting aliens.

    Imagine being a like 9-12 year old boy or whatever and getting kinda excited thinking you were gonna get something cool again like Treasure planet or the like again and being excited to see a little loser like you grow up to be a big cool action hero and fight aliens, and then it's the equivalent of torture porn for middleschoolers, a cringey, meanspirited film where the main character is an awkward moron and everyone is an butthole.

    Turns out a frickload of kids thought that and were really fricking upset and miserable and the parents actively disliked it as well for being dull, ugly, and meanspirited, and it's been linked to a drop in particularly young boys interest in Disney at that time period a few times.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trailers
      I only remember the marketing exaggerating the porcupine's prominence in the actual film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_4qjCkfSuQ

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 for the personality death at the end

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see that you too are a man of culture.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it as a kid but I don't remember much from it. Mediocre and forgettable is worse than being bad imo.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Billions must panic

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    chocolate supper

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    released in the middle of a "I'm too old to watch cartoons" social phase

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't remember it being offensively bad or anything
    You may not remember it but at some point disney movies being bad or below average was unacceptable

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    People repeat the first information they see or hear. In this case they most likely heard or seen it from a "cartoon reviewer" or from a meme somewhere.
    Its like how people "hate" nickleback or how they "love" kurt cobain or some other celebrity cult bullshit.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek (2001): 83 minutes without credits
    >Chicken Little (2005): 74 minutes without credits
    It wasn't as good as its main influence

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel sorry for Mark Dindal. He obviously wanted this to turn out on par with his previous movies (Cats Don't Dance/The Emperor's New Groove), but Disney executives got too involved because of their relationship with Pixar was struggling and because of the success of Shrek 1/2 (plus they knew that Shrek 3 was in development)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >their relationship with Pixar was struggling
      This was back when Disney wanted to do sequels to Pixar movies without Pixar's involvement. They were making a version of Toy Story 3 that was totally different from what got in 2010.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I dunno, people who've made good movies can make bad ones. I can imagine a timeline where The Emperor's New Groove turned out shit because of one or two bad decisions. A scene removed or added here or there, and Kuzco could have been a lot more unlikable.
      Hell it was basically a rejection of classic Disney, originally it started out as a much more conventional movie with renaissance era-esque animation but then turned into a wacky comedy full of anachronisms.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It tried to be Shrek, but it wasn't Shrek.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie does a good job at outing manchildren who still cry and moan about it and Buck two decades later

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      buck cluck mcfrick

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dad was an butthole

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember really like the video game adaptation. I don't really know why I had it or why I played it so much. But there's that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you have funny feelings for the fox woman or the duck woman?

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who saw this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I seen it twice in my entire life. What was it about again?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kid has a magic baseball, and somehow gets Babe Ruth's magic baseball bat that he needs because he can't play without it so he's trying to get the bat to Ruth, goes on a big adventure and I think someone is trying to stop him, I can't remember. I have't seen it in forever too but it pops in my head every time people start talking about Chicken Little

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Babe can't play without his pregame bat BJ

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised no one has posted Abby or Foxy Loxy's designs from the sci fi game/movie ending

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Foxy Loxy
      She got lobotomized.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his forename "Chicken"? Does Buck just HATE his son?

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