So you guys want me to believe that this little idiot never had the time to go back from his mom? In so many years?

So you guys want me to believe that this little idiot never had the time to go back from his mom? In so many years? There is no jedi weekends? No Jedi school break? No skipping jedi class?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No their monks anon. Most Jedi don't know their parents as they are picked when they are babies to join the order. It's one of the reasons the counsel was weary of letting Anakin join as he was already so old

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just stop reading posts mid sentence when their, there, they're is misused and assume the poster had a stroke and died.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I assume it's a troll, so everything they said is now opposite.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was a bullshit plot, you dont even see how they deactive the bomb in his head
    there was no reason for making him a slave kid, he should've been just a teen pilot like luke

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When did they say he had a bomb in his head?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        in Phantom Menace.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >When did they say he had a bomb in his head?
        There's a throwaway line about how he can't leave because all slaves have an implanted microbomb that detonates if they leave the area

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they buy her freedom at the end of phantom menace?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They forgot her address

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        jesus Lucas is such a shit writer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She is irrelevant.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    best mom ntr in cinema

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      National Transcontinental Railway?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah that's what it usually means in practice on Cinemaphile

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        pretty sure finding your mom dying after being raped by sandn- people is pretty cucky and that's not to mention her being a slave constantly getting passed around by whoever owns currently her, what if it was your mother? pretty hot i know

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they are removed from their families literally as babies, forced to grow up in this weird sterile emotionless environment they had no say in choosing, and then when they undergo the development of natural feelings the have no emotional baseline to deal with them, so they sperg out and fall to the darkside. Also they ape out with lightsabers nonstop. Why is their defacto weapon a fricking horrendous space machete?

    "Yes, I am a wise and powerful sage but if we fight I'm going to hack you to death with my laser machete instead of simply picking you up with my mind and restraining you"

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Even if not Anakin, both Amidala and Jar-Jar owe him a HUGE debt for saving their world and societies. Either of them could have spent a couple bucks, flown to Tatooine, bought his mom then given her a decent minimum wage job back on Naboo and surprised Anakin with a happy gift

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sidious would have coomed at such an idea, he could have easily just murdered in a terrible manner and then block all investigations of the murder, making it the Jedi's fault.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        murdered who? Anakin's mom? would have been better than the actual storyline. Neither Amidala nor Jar-jar were confined to their planet or had issues until the second movie started

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone's a hyper goodie goodie. Do you really think Padme would break the rules like that? The only time she breaks the rules is when her pussy gets split, or she commits a suicidal objective. Its against the rules for Anakin to see his mother, simple as that. Like i said its cringe but thats in line with their characteristics.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There is no rule AT ALL against buying Anakin's mom and giving her a job on Naboo. No one is saying to have her go live with Anakin. Just rescue her from slavery and potential rape/murder at the hands of sand people/Watto. Just knowing she is safe would be enough for Anakin even if he didn't see her.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally such shit writing. Qui-gon had originally tried to bargain for Anakin and the Mom but the bug thing wouldn't budge.

    You are telling me after all that they just forgot about her

    Qui Gon didn't think twice about buying Anakin and the Mom as a package

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this little idiot never had the time to go back from his mom?
    He saved Naboo and was too dumb to ask the Queen to buy his mom from Watto

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >any plans for the weekend, Anakin?
    >I might go see my mother
    >ah yeah haha sorry I was asking because you have some extra special jedi training this weekend and you have to cancel your plans
    >this is the 9th time in a row that this has happened!
    >yeah haha jedi training is like that lol

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is one time I wouldn't have minded a callback to the OT, The story should have been Jabba buys her and refuses to sell her to the Jedi

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was taboo dumb dumb. He had a serious attachment to his mother that couldn't be entertained because of being force sensitive. Yeah the universe rules are dumb but it fits the lore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The rules are super duper ultra stupid considering her death is the only thing that may push him towards the dark side where he would become a giga-sith. Literally just allowing his mom to live as well as Amidala, even if he didn't get to see them, would prevent him from murdering all the Jedi. But no, "you can't have any attachments like family". Utterly moronic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well considering they didnt want him as a jedi to begin with says all you need to know. It was a "special case" cause Quigon was insane and thought he found the savior of the galaxy. None of the masters really thought it was a good idea. Remember jedi go to the temple and begin training when their young kids, so young they cant remember their families. Its a super heros cult

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ani Mom Worked as Sex Slave after that

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels reveal the jedi are evil

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are from my point of view

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was more that Sheev ensured his baby mommy never got rescued

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Council forbade it

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