so ok listen
so you got this guy right
and then uhh
like he's really mad about something or whatever
like important stuff or something
ehh
then
then he goes out
then he goes out and does a lot of stuff
but like
depends on what you think and stuff about the things he does and stuff
like
you're supposed to think you know
i want to make a movie where like
the people watching
are like
huh?
and they think about different kind of stuff and like
i want to be important and make a difference
so like
they walk into the cinema
they watch the movie
they go
huh?
then they go out
and they're all like
to themselves
huh? did you get that?
huh?
yeah
so basically that's my idea
what do you think?
I don't like how he made his characters more extreme and cartoony, the earlier videos are better where it's a bit more grounded. Also I notice his recent videos just have the writer telling the producer to shutup whenever he points something out instead of the writer trying to explain it. Very lazy, a writer wouldn't say "hey shutup" or "get off my back" at a pitch meeting, and it's not funny.
>haha abruot rudeness to those you shouldn't be rude to
literally funny once or twice 20 years ago when Dane Cook would tell his audience 'no wait shutup' when they really laughed at a mid-joke gag
so there's this guy that's the main guy of the movie and he picks up a pistol then he shoots a lot of bad guys for 2 hours and then the movie ends
then for a sequel he does the same thing except in a different place shooting bad guys with a pistol but in the end he's like ''why do I shoot people?'' then it ends and nobody knows the reasons why he shoots people but then there's no more sequels because the main character questions his own motives and stops doing what he does because it's not right and not normal to shoot people
I fricking hate this homosexual. The ugly ass thumbnails for his videos ruin my browsing experience and out of morbid curiosity I finally clicked on one and it was garbage. Literally just explaining the plot of the movie but with dogshit "jokes" as commentary every five seconds. He Cinemasins but somehow even worse.
His subhuman unfunny videos are literally Cinema Sins but instead of showing the footage of the movie and going DING with some unfunny quip, it's just him talking to himself
Cinema Sins >*ding* I can see the boom mic in the reflection
Unfunny fat moron >umm sir, I have this great movie idea! >aha, what is it >we should put a boom mic in the reflection in the movie >BRILLIANT
His subhuman unfunny videos are literally Cinema Sins but instead of showing the footage of the movie and going DING with some unfunny quip, it's just him talking to himself
Cinema Sins >*ding* I can see the boom mic in the reflection
Unfunny fat moron >umm sir, I have this great movie idea! >aha, what is it >we should put a boom mic in the reflection in the movie >BRILLIANT
Yeah it's a tv show telling the truth about WW2 and Hitler's Germany.
actualy normies and lefties may like it now
You can find allied soldiers doing the same. Men used to think dressing up as women was funny.
Which it would still be were it not for trannies
>Which it would still be were it not for trannies
no it wouldn't gay
It's funny because its bizarre
British soldiers are famous for pantomime/drag shows
moot the musical
why yes, its called total Black person death
Wouldn't it be difficult to market that movie?
Actually it's going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
my producers will be in touch
add israelites to the list
ah so it's a fantasy movie
so ok listen
so you got this guy right
and then uhh
like he's really mad about something or whatever
like important stuff or something
ehh
then
then he goes out
then he goes out and does a lot of stuff
but like
depends on what you think and stuff about the things he does and stuff
like
you're supposed to think you know
i want to make a movie where like
the people watching
are like
huh?
and they think about different kind of stuff and like
i want to be important and make a difference
so like
they walk into the cinema
they watch the movie
they go
huh?
then they go out
and they're all like
to themselves
huh? did you get that?
huh?
yeah
so basically that's my idea
what do you think?
pov: you just about the see the least funny “comedy” act on the internet
I don't like how he made his characters more extreme and cartoony, the earlier videos are better where it's a bit more grounded. Also I notice his recent videos just have the writer telling the producer to shutup whenever he points something out instead of the writer trying to explain it. Very lazy, a writer wouldn't say "hey shutup" or "get off my back" at a pitch meeting, and it's not funny.
>haha abruot rudeness to those you shouldn't be rude to
literally funny once or twice 20 years ago when Dane Cook would tell his audience 'no wait shutup' when they really laughed at a mid-joke gag
>a writer wouldn't say "hey shutup" or "get off my back" at a pitch meeting
Have you seen modern writers?
The formula is stale by now but the early ones aren't funny at all, I can't finish any of them
the trick is to watch at 2x speed
every video you watch at 2x speed increases your chances of being a fricking homosexual by 100%
If I ever go to a stream of a youtuber I like, I make a point of saying the streamer sounds weird talking at half speed. Always pisses them off.
The early ones are like 3 minutes long bros
The early ones are just him talking about the movie in monotone, it's no different than watching Chris Stuckman
Every 3 seconds a zoomer goes online for the first time.
so there's this guy that's the main guy of the movie and he picks up a pistol then he shoots a lot of bad guys for 2 hours and then the movie ends
then for a sequel he does the same thing except in a different place shooting bad guys with a pistol but in the end he's like ''why do I shoot people?'' then it ends and nobody knows the reasons why he shoots people but then there's no more sequels because the main character questions his own motives and stops doing what he does because it's not right and not normal to shoot people
I fricking hate this homosexual. The ugly ass thumbnails for his videos ruin my browsing experience and out of morbid curiosity I finally clicked on one and it was garbage. Literally just explaining the plot of the movie but with dogshit "jokes" as commentary every five seconds. He Cinemasins but somehow even worse.
filtered
His subhuman unfunny videos are literally Cinema Sins but instead of showing the footage of the movie and going DING with some unfunny quip, it's just him talking to himself
Cinema Sins
>*ding* I can see the boom mic in the reflection
Unfunny fat moron
>umm sir, I have this great movie idea!
>aha, what is it
>we should put a boom mic in the reflection in the movie
>BRILLIANT
off yourself, you joyless c**t
No ,no I don't, because it's not super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Yes sir I do! In fact it's quite possibly the greatest story never told!