>"socially awkward" character
>can talk to people without vomiting
>knows what a vagina feels like
Why can't they write one (1) literally me character? I'm tired of the "Chadnerd" that has abs and sex.
>"socially awkward" character. >can talk to people without vomiting. >knows what a vagina feels like
>tfw autismo gf
What story can be told about your typical /LULZ/ enjoyer or a Cinemaphile virgin?
The entire thing would have to take place mainly in your room, where presented with advice from strangers or loved ones that you reside with that you simply CANNOT improve your own life. Work out? No no, you're too "smart" to do that.
Improve in any meaningful way? NO, """Chad""" had it a little bit easier than you growing up a decade or two ago so you simply WILL NOT partake in a """rigged""" system. You'll prepare multiple paragraphs of text riddled with shit you learned from your PC screen serving as your only meaningful window into the world, where you then act as if you're some grand oracle of humanity and society despite having barely ever interacted with it.
This is all while you furiously jerk yourself off to gradually more and more obscene porn to try and chase a high that you will simply never find, all while telling yourself you jerk off 5 times a day because you're "high test" and not a ridiculous addict.
What the fuck possible story could be told about you, or people like you? Help me out here.
Any sort of call to adventure would be shot down as "normie shit" or how you're simply too intelligent to do fuck all with your life besides pass judgement on people from an anonymous image board.
Jeez relax; did some NEET hotglue all over a figurine of your waifu or something?
>relax
If that small bit of text I wrote asking what story we could make about neets seemed off to you then you may have fucked social receptors.
I want every neet or loser, even the one who replied to me above your post, to get as many wins as possible. It's terrible that we have a system set up that fails so many men and creates this outcome for people, and that by the time they develop agency they're so mentally destroyed they don't try to fix it for themselves.
>small bit of text
Bit of an understatement there. You were maybe two sentences short of a copypasta there pal.
The whale did this perfectly, it showed that he was a fat peice of shit who ruined his own life but he was at such a pathetic point in his life you wanted him to at least get a minor win.
Also:
>GAY4HV
Awfully fantastic projection. This is a great example.
>projection
I understand that you learned that word recently and you've been itching to try it out, but this isn't the time.
None of what I said applies to me. I am married with children, a house, car, job, etc etc. Total "normie".
I know all this because I've been here for well over a decade and /LULZ/ aren't exactly secretive about how they live. It's honestly heart breaking to see what appears to be otherwise decent people, a bit weird, but decent, men suffering so badly.
However the OP's question was why can't they write a character who is more akin to what I've talked about. To which I asked the question of "what story could be told?"
And I really do mean it. What possible story can you tell about a man who mostly lives in a bedroom with a PC being his one window into a world he scorns yet wants to be apart of?
A short episode of something sure maybe, but an entire series or movie just isn't feasible (or maybe i'm wrong and unimaginative)
Ok. Lets just reply with quips and mask everything under 4 layers of irony. Real discussion and insight is cringe.
>Real discussion and insight is cringe.
It is when someone (You) goes on an emotionally charged tangent about an extreme ended presumption of what a story has to be about. Pic related, already mentioned The Whale, Lars and the Real Girl, Welcome to the NHK all fit closer to true loser character type.
>emotionally charged tangent
Observations are "emotionally charged" ?
What?
with the image you chose and constant use of things like """"""""overemphasis"""""""" and CAPITALIZED WORDS FOR SHOUTING LIKE EMPHASIS, yes?
>with the image you chose
Alright, is this better?
>OP wants a story written without a Hollywood-esque "Chadner"
>let me reply with a long series of aggressive projections on 1 very specific type of person
Yeah, emotionally charged.
>1 very specific type of person
You should spend some time on /LULZ/
It's eye opening stuff. And I don't mean this in a "look at them and laugh" thing I mean it more in a way that these guys are utterly fucked and sometimes it's not even their fault.
What does that have to do writing a story. I do not care about /LULZ/ robots existing unless its them providing a narrative that could be entertaining
>What does that have to do writing a story.
As I said, it's eye opening stuff.
To be more clear: It's eye opening stuff on how people like OP describe actually live and function.
>It's eye opening stuff on how people like OP describe actually live and function
Movies aren't real life and do not need to adhere 100% true to it.
Of course not. However when movies stray too far away from realism or being in the realm of believable when belief is suspended, it harms the overall quality greatly.
You're as tired as I am of seeing tiny women in movies physically overpower stronger opponents, I'd bet.
Sure, and the only criteria OP listed is
>severe social anxiety = doesn't hold or initate conversations or interactions of their own will
>virgin = no tacked on love interest
Which isnt exactly hard criteria
>what story we could make about neets
have a character that is actually a pathetic neet have something that wouldn't happen to the average Cinemaphile incel that forces them to do interesting things
but also make sure their personality and mode of thinking is still fucked the entire time and they don't really grow or improve and most importantly make sure he never has sex
uhh, easy? Like, really, I get what you're trying to say, but OP isn't saying "why are they doing interesting things", he's asking why they are always so personable and talking to people easily and having sex.
have his entire family get killed and he is out on the streets and has to get revenge somehow but it's a comedy of errors where he keeps fucking up, like blue ruin but with a dumb incel fucking up over and over
make it so like, I don't know, vampires attack and the main protagonist is a fucking social retard who never has sex.
Just because the main character is realistically depicted as fucking ugly and socailly maladapted and unable to draw pussy doesn't mean the STORY has to be ABOUT THAT
I'm not sure I understand your point, forgive me.
Vampire attack, but the main character is a virgin? That's the selling point?
Forgive me, but I don't see the intrigue (or the point)
i'm not paid to come up with scripts, i'm just saying vampire attack as an example of something that the main character can't control forcing him to do something, in a way that doesn't really happen often to neet losers.
Also you completely ignored the other one.
>Also you completely ignored the other one.
I did, because I don't see somebody who lives in his bedroom all day hunting down people for revenge. I didn't want to repeat what I'd said and shit all over your entire post.
what else would he have to do his house and family was destroyed, it's try and get revenge or be homeless without tendies, retard
He would be trying to hunt people down for revenge and fail in funny ways.
>What story can be told about your typical /LULZ/ enjoyer or a Cinemaphile virgin?
Watch Thomas est amoureux (2000)
Kek this does seem like it has something to it.
Thank you for the suggestion. It's on my "To-watch" list.
good writers can make a story about almost anything. you are not even good at writing longwinded diatribes on anonymous porno boards.
>you are not even good at writing longwinded diatribes on anonymous porno boards.
Agreed. Although it should be mentioned I wasn't trying to be poetic or write a story as much as state an observation.
...and then you chud out
I wouldn't fit in if I chud'd out. I don't own any rope lol.
Just copy the opening to the matrix when he gets invited to the club
Also I jerk it 7 times a day.
>Also I jerk it 7 times a day.
Try and bump that number down a bit. Not for any puritan reason but for your own mental and physical betterment.
>Also I jerk it 7 times a day.
Do you want a banana dick or something?
The movie already exists and it’s called the whale.
>What the fuck possible story could be told about you, or people like you? Help me out here.
read notes from the underground or the metamorphosis
>knows what a vagina looks like
>makes eye contact with a woman for more than 0.6 seconds without shitting himself
yeah right
>let’s make a show about someone who lives off his parents or food stamps and sits in his room 16 hours a day complaining about how everyone else is part of the problem
You guys call others normies but at this point being into anime, being unhealthy and a skeleton/skinnyfat loser that hates the world is so fucking played out. You’re the normies of this decade.
>socially awkward character
>is able to go 24 hours without saying a single slur
Why don't they make a movie about an unlikable autistic slob who never does anything interesting but just sits in his room all day?
Because its a power fantasy for people who are nerdy and can be kind of socially active. You know, people who are smart, moderately successful, and every one in a while get laid.
He is literally you, you morons missed the whole point of the show. It was shown to be his power fantasy to escape his miserable real life
because no one wants a total loser protagonist
even you, you want 'literally me' whos a loner misfit but still a gigachad like Gose
>being depressed because you've never had sex
Why? I hate my girlfriend and women in general, interacting with them isn't worth what they give in return.
Because a real “literally me” character wouldn’t be interesting
>wake up at 7:55 am for wfh e-mail job
>team stand up call at 8:00
>do about two hours of work
>spend the rest of the day gaming and jerking off
>no friends
>haven’t had sex in 7 years
>call parents once a week
And that’s it. Who in their right mind would find this character likable?
>b-but we would put him in an interesting situation!
Ok, so he’ll mumble to to the other characters while staring at the ground and go home when he encounters the slightest bit of difficulty. Great movie.
make it so he CAN'T 'just go home', retard. And then, yes, i'd watch a movie where the main character mumbles awkwardly staring at the ground while cool stuff happens.
>a 100min long movie about a guy coping and making excuses for why he doesn’t do literally anything with his life while still believing he’s somehow better than most people
>atleast half the movies runtime will be him jacking off to his various degenerate fetishes like anime cp, “you are the woman below” and blacked porn
Because you are a miserable unlikable person with zero redeeming qualities or interesting traits and you have to cling to relatable depictions of losers for any sense of self worth