Solaris (2002)

This, in my opinion, is the worst (yes, worse even than Lynch's Dune from 84) adaptation of a Sci-Fi novel ever. They original story was about the fear of unknown, the inability to comprehend certain things by a fragile, human mind and it's encounter with something that cannot be understood. Instead, we got a stupid, fricking moronic ''Clooney in space'' soap opera. Fricking disgusting.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Tarkovsky adaptation is boring and unfaithful but at least it has depth.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it's much better than this one for sure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the megastar closes the distance for the viewer. Different experience, sure, but I'm glad they made it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reducing one of the few examples of cosmic horror to 'I'm sad about my dead wife' is a crime.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cosmic horror
        the planet / star was a concept of our wishes and the afterlife

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        found the companion redditor to op

  2. 5 months ago
    Anοnymous

    >worse even than Lynch's Dune
    LYNCH'D
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  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a pedestrian takes
    kinoisseurs such as myself know that the Soderberg adaptation is better than the Tarkovshit one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >know that the Soderberg adaptation is better than the Tarkovshit one

      It. Is. Not.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's kino
    >Lynch's Dune
    it's kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lynch's Dune
      >it's kino

      >I want to spit once on your head... just some spittle on your face....what a luxury.

      No.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        YES. your kinodetector is probably as broken as your gaydar because you seem to be unable to recognize you're a HUGE FRICKING homosexual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it was fricking stupid. The worm ridding scene was just laughable.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea you sound like you know a thing or two about riding worms, you fricking homosexual b***h

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              because you didn't get it

              Seethe homosexuals

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    horrible take

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an okay movie. I don't rate Steven Soderberg very highly. His movies have this slow dreamy quality to them but it's superficial. There's nothing actually thought provoking or introspective about them, they're just slow.

    In addition to this general dislike of Soderberg, this film annoys me specifically because it's a successful white male power fantasy. George Clooney's character has it all, he's talented, successful, has an elite tier beautiful wife, etc. the only thing that he cannot beat is DEATH... but wait....... He beats death and gets to go to space heaven with his wife for eternity. Great. What a c**t.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has an elite tier beautiful wife

      But that's the thing. He does not have her. In the original story he literally drives her to suicide.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in the original story
        we are talking about the movie. She dies but Clooney beats DEATH and gets her back (for eternity)

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than that russian amateurish "movie" of the same name that's for sure
    US of A win again, commies! Sorry not sorry

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white male power fantasy

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It shit, yes, but Tarkovsky's version is almost just as bad. Both are sentimental to the point of being maudlin while ignoring everything else.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't an adaptation of the novel, it was an adaptation of the previous movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It merely filtered you all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because you didn't get it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The differences between the 2 directors is that Soderbergh doesn't really believe in the same stuff as Tarkvosky in the sense that Soderbergh's films are humanist/nihilist and Tarkovsky is significantly more spiritual. Soderbergh's best films (IMO The Limey is the best but I know that's not widely held) tend to display his nihilistic humanist streak that you'd never find in the work of Tarkovsky.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          reminds me of picrel movie which filtered a lot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soderbergh's version is a favourite movie of mine. The set design (particularly in respect of colour), costumes, cinematography, pacing and music all conspire to set an eerie tone that fits the story remarkably. I don't love Davis or Davies performances, but Clooney's at his understated best and McElhone is wonderfully subtle in a demanding, multifaceted role.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing about the movie is Cliff Martinez's soundtrack. Its very ethereal and I listen to it once a year.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very true

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen this movie in over a decade, but I vaguely remember the unknowable nature of the alien/space being compared to the inherent unknowable nature of other people, even those we love. Is this true or did I just make this shit up in my head?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It might be just nostalgia, but I remember really liking it. I can't speak as to the content, but it had a very tight atmosphere that stuck with me, and I consider that a success as far as art goes. Honestly, I miss that Y2K aesthetic of the future. It was clean and proper, but also with colour, just more deliberate. It was both warm and clinical, a sort of waking dream. I really do miss it...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP made me want to watch it again, downloading it right now

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically, the only good adaptation of a Stanislaw Lem novel is a video game.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely on my 'worst I've ever watched' list.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lem’s Solaris is a tale about the failure of science and man’s reach exceeding his grasp. (Genius)

    Tarkovsky’s Solaris is crime and Punishment in Space. (P. Good)

    Soderbergh’s Solaris is relationships in space. (Mid)

    >T. Solaris nerd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it amusing people see it like you. Luckily I watched the new version before the old version. If you think about Soderbergh's Solaris you can actually come to conclusions yourself. The old movie nearly spells it out for you.

      People just assume "old == better" for some reason. View order is highly important, if you can fill in the blanks yourself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Soderbergh’s Solaris is relationships in space. (Mid)

      It probably flew over your head the original was as well. But people are easily fooled by Soviet era aesthetics to believe the original movie was better. It was not. It was just foreign, that is why people interpret it as special. If you lived in Soviet Union, to them probably Soderbergh is impressive. Unless they must hate Amerikanski imperialisti verzion.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes, worse even than Lynch's Dune from 84)
    That was a fun enjoyable movie OP.

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