Some 20 year old, direct to dvd, tie-in to two bloated, cash grab sequels, has no business being 10/10 kino.

Some 20 year old, direct to dvd, tie-in to two bloated, cash grab sequels, has no business being 10/10 kino. How the hell did they do it, bros? Some of these shorts are so fricking good it brought tears to my eyes.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I, THE GREAT AND MAGNANIMOUS LORD OF KINO, DECREED THAT THE ANIMATRIX WILL BE KINO. MY WILL IS LAW.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They had the good sense of commissioning them to actual talented trams, plus the Matrix is such a good and versatile concept that anyone can come up with an at least decent story (except for Lana apparently, matrix 4 was fricking cancer, holy shit).
    Plus, killer soundtrack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah troonys tend to write bad matrix stories.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking earlier. Imagine being Keanu and having two guys direct the first three and then you come back and you are directed by the same people but they women now. That must be his irl "whoa" Matrix experience.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Has Lana performed 'her' bottom surgery? Has 'she' gone all the way with the delusion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the Matrix is such a good and versatile concept
      It was a john woo + ghost in the shell.
      >killer soundtrack.
      Jesus christ...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >john woo + ghost in the shell
        Yes, a good and versatile concept

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    matrix is better off as short stories like these
    simple as
    for me it's the track and field guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, 'world record' is my favourite as well, although many of the others are great also.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking cried when he gets up out of the wheelchair it's pure kino with the matrix theme starting to play

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I know what you mean, the ending is awsome. Further more, I used to be a short distance runner in my youth and there is indeed a sense of freedom and zero gravity when the gun goes off and you start running. It's hard to explain but it's a very unique sensation, I don't think I've ever felt it in any other situation. Takeshi Koike and Yoshiaki Kawajiri knew what they were doing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes, 'world record' is my favourite as well, although many of the others are great also.

          matrix is better off as short stories like these
          simple as
          for me it's the track and field guy

          Are by any chance americans? I've only ever seen american praise that one.
          It was okay, but pretty much all the other shorts were better in my opinion (apart from the 3D one and the ugly colorful one - that was truly awful).
          t. Norwegian

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            OP here, I'm a Swede.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Are by any chance americans? I've only ever seen american praise that one.
            Agree, I don't know why but americans love that, on the other hand latinos love The seccoind renassaince...why? some cultural thing?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in brazil animatrix was released in theaters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure they put it in theaters in north america at some point after the dvd sold well

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Back in 2004 things still had SOVL

    things were made by passionate nerds and women weren't allowed near the internet

    Do you understand now?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most of the directors were Japanese GenX.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the directors were the old school japanese animators that popularised anime.

    The Matrix is a great concept too, apparently the only one who can't seem to do anything with that is Lana.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond > the rest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was this the one with the glitched-out haunted house? That was my favorite because it was kinda spooky but it was still a very low-stakes low level subtle matrix story.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ya

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up in a neighborhood with lots of parks and other public places that were later 'gentrified' and turned into boring houses and parking lots. I always interpreted 'Beyond' from that angle. Great short.

    • 2 years ago
      Nigger slayer

      Fricking love this shit so much i can still hear the music. That atmosphere and theme just screams early 2000s,
      God I just want to be a kid again

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 stories about war with machines are better than 2 movies in Matrix trilogy.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2000s anime was the peak
    frick celgays

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was always good, made with love, and critically acclaimed
    t. watched when it was first released

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No idea. It's arguably almost better than the original movie itself.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I concur. It is the best Matrix after the original.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's kino, especially World Record, because deep down you know the world really is that way

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like where the robot pulled the guys head in two.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The human battle armor against the machines was kino. And when they opened up gis suit like a tin can and pulled him out ripping off his limbs it was kinda shocking

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, The Matrix Bebop

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