>Some motherfrickers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

>Some motherfrickers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

Seriously what was Blade trying to communicate here?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that Some motherfrickers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most everyone knows you ice skate down hills but some motherfrickers just don't understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ice skate down hills
      H-he's fast

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People waste their time trying to do the impossible aka defeat Blade

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Some autists are always posting the same fricking threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go back, newbie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blade is the marvel movie the modern day has deliberately forgotten about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it ran completely counter to black panthers marketing. Also it wasn’t a children’s movie. No one gave a shit blade was black. Everyone cared that he was a badass

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that line itself has more soul than the entire world at present is capable of generating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aint that the truth

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad the Blade movies were made at a time when no one seethed about the casting and they also didn't force the diversity meme in people's faces

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His love interest is also simultaneously darker and prettier than most of the current crop. It's a real zozzle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Funny thing is he never hook up with the doc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if they came out now this board would have a complete meltdown for weeks. you know i'm right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which is why everyone got so upset about people here saying they'd rather see Milestone movies than black superman, of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs of truth.
      This is why everyone forgets he was the first successful black comic book hero put the movies. They've completely buried him to preen all over Black Panther because it fit the current zeitgeist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also they forget that Spawn was arguably the most successful comic book ever and the protagonist was a black man and that was 30 years ago

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’m still stunned HBO agreed to make a fully adult Spawn animated series. Todd M. Had the integrity to tell all the network television shows to frick off when they insisted on bad guys using lasers. Instead we got a dark, adult animated series with demons, angels, rape, pedophile serial killers, psychotic clowns. Absolutely kino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but that movie sucked. Blade was pure Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is absolutely a difference between casting a black person for a role that they're great for and casting purely for diversity points and anyone with above 85 iq can instantly tell the difference.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but that's irrelevant to the fact that a shitstorm would occur. Black Panther proved that, people just want to get angry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black Panther was a prime example of what I'm saying though. An entire movie specifically designed to pander to one race. It wasn't just a decent movie with black people in it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a movie about a black superhero, it's not casting for diversity points to hire a black actor. It's not like the 90s was immune to making movies about black characters to get points for being inclusive, we just weren't so fricking tuned into it all the time that we had to stake out an opinion about that on every single movie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It wasn't just a decent movie with black people in it.
            Black Panther was genuinely just a shitty movie, I wouldn't have cared if it had Black folk or not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >black person

        You mean a Black person? Snipes is honorary white though.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're doing it right now you dumb mother fricker

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is your mom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf im black now

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sisyphus

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again
    Some motherfrickers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Think anon, think.
    What would happen if you tried to ice skate uphill?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would be extremely painful

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