Tatooine, the backwater nothing planet where everything happens and if it's not tatooine then it's some other dustbowl
seriously where's the budget going if not into sets? it's always boring flat plains
Roe V Wade apparently got repealed world wide, there were protests about it here in Perth, Australia. Nothing to do with us but that didn't stop the screeching harpies.
Well to be fair, that's actually more valid that BLM ever was. You c**ts were still genociding them via fake vaccines to sterilize as recently as the 90s. Not that anything would be lost. When I'm upset at a Maori, I remind myself that at least they aren't abos.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You c**ts were still genociding them via fake vaccines to sterilize as recently as the 90s
fricking citation needed
2 years ago
Anonymous
I made it up
>my cannibalstic alcoholic minority is better than yours
congratz anon
thanks
2 years ago
Anonymous
>my cannibalstic alcoholic minority is better than yours
congratz anon
>You c**ts even had a BLM march lmao.
whole europe did too. even here in easter neurope where we get only two kinds of Black folk
drug dealer for tourists
sailor costumed Black person for tourists
oh yeah and one politician that is going to get jailed for rape lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
>oh yeah and one politician that is going to get jailed for rape lol
Kek, name?
2 years ago
Anonymous
dominik feri, charged with abusing a minor too iirc
2 years ago
Anonymous
>has "Rape charges and suicide attempt" as a wikipedia sub-heading
he seems based as frick
2 years ago
Anonymous
maybe if you are homosexual incel
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Feri, a vocal supporter of the Me Too movement, stepped down following several accusations of sexual abuse and rape
EVERY TIME
2 years ago
Anonymous
he tried to get on BLM train too. fricker pretended being stabbed in pub fight. He was bothering local girls and local lads gave him few on his way out
Abos like to claim they're black and co-opt American civil rights movements.
They made it about Aboriginal deaths in custody and came out with the appalling statistic that 489 Aboriginal people have died in police custody in the last thirty years. Because that's supposed to be some unthinkably high number.
2 years ago
Anonymous
are abos violent or are those cases just one drunken on petroleum having a smoke?
2 years ago
Anonymous
The ones out in the country are extremely destructive and often set houses on fire/ steal cars just to ride around in and frick shit up.
The ones in the cities are mostly just hopelessly fricked on drugs and booze, yeah they can get aggressive in fits of drug rage but they're mostly sad.
2 years ago
Anonymous
so more punks and druggies than the proper american black with their random murders
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah they aren't like American blacks at all, except they are great athletes, although in a way unlike American blacks. They're actually a very shy, reserved people. Most abusive behaviour takes place in their own homes and family like wife abuse.
They're much more similar to Native Americans; the ones still in the country live off gibs and have nothing to do so they destroy shit, the ones in the city have always lived on the fringes and have inherited generational drug and alcohol abuse.
2 years ago
Anonymous
that really is sad. ty anon for explanation
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I just feel bad for them, it's extremely rare to meet non-fricked abos in the cities, almost all of them have mental health issues. I live in an inner-city area and they make up the majority of beggars and people living rough, I've even had some knock of my door during the day begging for money.
The ones in country towns really suffer from having nothing to do and living in shitholes as well, it's not exclusively abos doing heinous shit out there as well, poor trashy whites are also the ones that decide to frick stuff up out of boredom.
2 years ago
Anonymous
do you have reservations? can they at least get comfy bucks for pretending theater from tourists?
2 years ago
Anonymous
They have land councils and subsidised housing but the land leftover for them is fricking garbage, just dirtbowls that get unbearably hot. I always think of this article that talks about how Aboriginal kids wander around at night because it's too hot during the day, so they kept a pool open overnight to give them something to do that isn't breaking into homes or stealing cars.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-02/kimberley-midnight-swimming-program-shelters-aboriginal-teens/6899278
2 years ago
Anonymous
tbh i have no idea where in australia did the abos live. i always asumed they lived in the big desert part because they have that strange rock there, but i guess its kinda silly idea.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are Abos like our Native Americans in that the reason they won't improve themselves is because of free gibs, living in the middle of nowhere, and rampant alcoholism? Cause if Natives would clean themselves up and join the rest of the modern world in the 21st century they could be fine. But for Abos it seems like it might be an IQ deficit thats the main issue for them though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>they could be fine
no they couldnt, you cant take the caveman out of indian
2 years ago
Anonymous
Abbos are their own race. Not indian (aka asian) in any capacity nor black.
They just have an entirely different culture than our modern one.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just a reminder to any non-aussies reading this, 'abo' is a racial slur there and not an affectionate nickname. I made this mistake when I went there and asked about where I could see some abo stuff.
2 years ago
Anonymous
lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
>'abo' is a racial slur there and not an affectionate nickname
Correct. If you want to refer to them in a polite and civilized way, the accepted nondiscriminatory term is "boong."
2 years ago
Anonymous
>'abo' is a racial slur
Why
2 years ago
Anonymous
By the same logic that "Paki" is considered offensive to the people that come from a country called "Pakistan"
2 years ago
Anonymous
because any name for something bad becomes bad itself. like evolution of words for blacks in america from Black to colored to african american to poc to bipoc
2 years ago
Anonymous
>any name for something bad becomes bad itself
Same thing happened with moron, moron, stupid, spaz, etc.
2 years ago
Anonymous
lel, yeah it's considered pretty offensive
2 years ago
Anonymous
Abos are totally and utterly incapable of joining the modern world, it's sad but it's true.
Leaf here. Same. Our liberals seem to think US and Canada are the same country and sometimes I wonder if it's actually true in many respects. Our libs and their libs are the same soulless cosmopolitan urbanites.
>it's actually true in many respects
its true everywhere anon, what american sickos came up with comes rest of the west in few years. thats why understanding american politics is very important.
>DESERT PLANET
The never ending Star Wars trope. Just like a couple of the good guy characters facing off against 300 Stormtroopers and killing them in about 10 seconds with no injuries effortlessly.
>100 billion dollar company >refuses to spend money traveling to shooting locations around the world >shoots everything in south la instead
what did the mouse mean by this
lol wtf, is the video even good? idc about his dick i more interested if his wife has a decent body
https://i.imgur.com/gVftS1o.jpg
it makes sense for ahsoka series cause she could have flashbacks or even if this is before ANH considering Obiwan kills him. wtf even is that destroyed prop dummy though?
>may take place after that shitty Rebels episode where Obi-Wan is meant to have killed Maul >so a retcon >on an Ahsoka series >not the Kenobi one
Bravo, Disney
>Ray had to stand there and act during all the dialogue scenes and close ups >a different guy does all the stunts >and then all of Ray's spoken lines get dubbed over with Sam's voice acting
Kek, a real collaboration there.
So, that's exactly how they did Vader.
I actually have no idea why Lucas wanted to dub Ray (in Prowse's case it was obvious, his voice was about as intimidating as a puppy), but here we are.
All these new star wars shows and movies are so fricking cringe, they are so tryhard it's not even funny. Star wars was just a set of 3 movies, turning this shit into a religion.
There will be a new series soon about the yoda took before he died.
>shit costume design with poor quality materials >ray park looking fat >47 years old now and has a busted shoulder so can do stunts like in 1999
What's the point?
Is there a shittier character than Darth Maul >Has zero personality in the phantom menace other than his lightsaber >jobs to Padawan Obi >somehow gets robot legs >tries to take down Sheev with his mom and brother >they get Sheev'd and he goes down again like a little b***h >doesn't appear again until the Solo flop, where he's a pathetic crime lord now >jobs to Ahsoka is some random desert planet that's totally not Tattooine >gets reduced to a crazy old man that everyone feels sorry for after jobbing too much >tries to get revenge on all the Sith, jobs to another literal who Padawan >After all his plans fail, he tries to get Revenge on Obi Wan who is just chilling on Tattoine >"fight" lasts less than a second, Obi Wan kills him effortlessly and stares at him with disappointment and pity as he passes
What was the point of this character?
Character study of a sith raised from childhood, contrary to the Jedi, who are raised the same way from childhood, but by a different cult; an outsider who tries to carve his way in the Galaxy after he was used and replaced; parallels and compliments Ahsoka, who was also outside of her organization and tried to make her own path; show the effects of the dark side and its futility in a more entertaining and compelling way than anakin or count poopie
But DBZ hispanics can only think in the categories of power levels and jobbing.
>But DBZ hispanics can only think in the categories of power levels and jobbing.
Yep. Star Wars is and has been capeshit for a very long time now, and they never even have the common courtesy to put Daisy Ridley in some shitty teched-up version of a luchadore mask so I just skipped everything starting with the Rise of Spacewalker
>But DBZ hispanics can only think in the categories of power levels and jobbing.
unironically this, a friend of mine watched Loki and the only thing he could say about the show is that "the power levels are out of wack"
>"fight" lasts less than a second, Obi Wan kills him effortlessly
you didn't understand the fight, its okay there's more pew pew bing wahoo coming for you because you're the target audience Disney wants
>omg there's so much subtext to these homosexuals wailing on one another with laser swords like Obi Dobey like failed and they were brothers and Kannimin blames him for yada yada
It's a fricking fight.
And she is dancing now!
Her feet are light and nimble. She never loses. They say that she will never die. She is always jumping out of danger. She spinflips and leaps in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite. She never loses, Ahsoka. She is dancing, dancing. They say that she will never die!
Everyone giving Filoni basically exclusive gibs on directing/writing the shitty live action Ahsoka is like normal people stepping on eggshells around a down syndrome person and making them feel special/important by playing along with their bullshit whims and flights of fancy
I have NEVER understood the obsession people have with Darth Maul. Forget all the TV series shit. People were begging for this guy to come back for years after The Phantom Menace and called his death a waste of a character. But why? Don't people see that he wasn't even supposed to be a proper character. He was basically just someone Lucas concieved for the sake of that one film. He was meant to be an evil looking enforcer who said nothing and did what he was told. He was put in the movie to sell the action scenes, since for years Lucas mentioned that Jedi were much faster and more skilled back in their glory days.
>People were begging for this guy to come back for years after The Phantom Menace and called his death a waste of a character. But why?
This: https://youtu.be/9fN2gypFa-I
He was right about fans insisting that Star Wars just get darker and darker until it's basically just one homosexual pointing a blaster at another homosexual's head, crying, pulling the trigger and then HAVING TO DEAL WITH MUH TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If it was just R2 you wouldn't know what the frick was even happening for the first half hour. He literally translates for the audience. It's clever like that.
>It's clever like that.
its literally the opposite of that, holy shit this thread is a containment for morons
2 years ago
Anonymous
kys troony
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's breaking the fourth wall without breaking the fourth wall. I thought you trannies fricking loved meta, but of course I forgot you are the same people who actually pay money to have your genitals mutilated
>b-b-but WHHYYYYYY he has no heckin characterino!?
Christ you miss the point of what makes Star Wars tick. It's a franchise where the Rule of Cool is meant to reign king. Disney Wars is such a failure because it discarded this. Maul was silent and only an enforcer but he was a cool one, in both design, conduct, etc. People responded to him because he was cool and because he had so little screentime it was considered a waste. Reva from Kenobi probably has no "depth" than TPM Maul but she's fricking lame so who gives a frick? Rule of Cool - understand it and you understand SW, the success of prequel merch, failures of the sequels, etc
because SW fans are the stupidest out there including supernatural, dr who and sherlock. Those are just moronic femcoomers drooling over supposed gay relationships. SW fan will eat anything thats put on his plate and grunt happily. They like mandalorian, Rogue one, kenobi and boba fett. And they would have liked TLJ too if luke was "cool" in it. If he appeared on the salt planet and singlehandedly fought off all the gorila at-ats, SW fans would love the movie.
on the other hand marvel fans are closing on SWmorons. at least there was a good movie in in SW long time ago, marvel did not have a single passable one
>kenobi and boba fett
Nobody liked those. >marvel did not have a single passable one
Winter Soldier was pretty good. I'd rather watch that than any SW movie.
>Nobody liked those.
check twitter and youtube. plenty of people did. even on Cinemaphile we had thread of homosexuals crying that luke lightsabered some robots >Winter Soldier was pretty good
no it wasnt. it was moronic version of bourne, and bourne isnt that smart either
2 years ago
Anonymous
>luke lightsabered some robots
That was in the mandalorian which was actually an okish series unlike kenobi and book of boba fett you moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
point stands mongrel and no mandalorian wasnt okayish
2 years ago
Anonymous
>check twitter and youtube
holy fricking shit are you children not able to live outside of those cesspools of inhumanity? Frick you and your fricking gullible generation
no it wasnt, mando isnt a character and half of episodes are completely moronic (the sand dragon one, evil AT-ST, lava base with self destruct on the outside). The small adventure like ice spiders could be cool but even those are covered in stupid shit.
also mandalorians are homosexuals, empire is pointlessly ineffective and action sucks
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can't really remember it that well but I liked the Seven Samurai episode where they teach the villagers to fight back.
Again it's just a simple space western, yeah Mando doesn't have a lot of character but that's the point, there's still some good stuff that tests his morals and the point where he almost settles down in that village but has to stay on the run.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but that's the point
how is not having a character a point? his morals are non existent and he does whatever
2 years ago
Anonymous
What do you mean? He clearly had enough morals to save a child despite being a hitman for a profession
2 years ago
Anonymous
He's a classic western character, one who's presented as entirely self-serving but then tested morally and usually has a line they won't cross.
That line for Mando is handing in a child as a bounty, I don't know why you think he has no morals, he clearly does there.
mando doesnt have morals because he isnt really an actor, he fricks around without any goal beiong morphed by people around him. taking yeed was his last action, after thaat he just goes from one quest giver to another without any agency of his own
2 years ago
Anonymous
>mando doesnt have morals because he isnt really an actor
No, of course he's not an actor, he's a character.
What the frick are you trying to argue here?
2 years ago
Anonymous
The decision to partake in said quests is his own. He helped Boba for free, for example.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He's a classic western character, one who's presented as entirely self-serving but then tested morally and usually has a line they won't cross.
That line for Mando is handing in a child as a bounty, I don't know why you think he has no morals, he clearly does there.
TLJ would've been even worse with "proper Luke". It's true that it's a moronic choice to use that character for that specific arc, but at least it's what made it stand out. Without it, it wouldn't have anything going for it.
So it's worst decision is also it's best decision in a way. Movie could've been good if it was made by someone who knows the source material.
Yeah I agree, it was a decent concept although they shouldn't have had Luke's downfall be something as dumb as "tried to murder his nephew in his sleep for something he might do".
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think it's a decent concept for someone who isn't Luke. Anyone else really. Kenobi would be good.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not huge on the "muh precious Luke is a superhero and beyond perfection" argument, we literally see him get angry and almost give in to the Emperor's corrupting influence at the end of ROTJ.
2 years ago
Anonymous
maybe but sneak into nephews room to saber him because of dream is much worse
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah I totally agree, I said it here
Yeah I agree, it was a decent concept although they shouldn't have had Luke's downfall be something as dumb as "tried to murder his nephew in his sleep for something he might do".
. It's utterly ridiculous to think Luke, who's big thing was refusing to kill his already corrupted evil father, suddenly want to kill his nephew for something he might do.
If they'd done something like: >Luke sets up his Jedi academy >is maybe inept and unsure, or something goes wrong in the training >Kylo drifts to the dark side with a couple of cronies >some kind of disagreement or fight breaks out >Luke blames himself for it, loses faith in the force and runs away
It could have been good.
2 years ago
Anonymous
maybe, tbh i am so sick of kylo i would rather have some new sith outside of the bloodline than him. i would even prefer emperor clone or that darth superhealer guy.
I have a strong feeling they made kylo intentionaly into a schoolshooter type
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I have a strong feeling they made kylo intentionaly into a schoolshooter type
Yeah that's totally what they went for, he's just evil because..... he thinks being evil is cool!
I wish the sequels actually fleshed out what it meant to be a dark Jedi and what the empire stood for, like what was it trying to do? Were they just interested in creating wealth for the elite? If so shouldn't Kylo have been indulging in some kind of wealthy pursuit, or maybe have like a haram on board his ship or something? Or did the Empire truly believe they were benevolent and a fascist regime was good for the galaxy?
Instead we just get a character of "being ebil is so heckin' cool just like Darth Vader!"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>what the empire stood for
they will never do that because its giving facism a platform. best you can hope is they are all insane, stupid or under influence of magic
2 years ago
Anonymous
>best you can hope is they are all insane, stupid or under influence of propaganda
fascists in a nutshell
2 years ago
Anonymous
But showing them just trying to make the elite wealthy and personal gain would be the obvious way to show it.
Instead we're supposed to believe dark Jedi just get a kick out of being evil and doing evil stuff and killing people and being badasses and that's what motivates them?
If Jedi are supposed to be ascetic and believe in the sanctity of life then we should see dark Jedi believing in indulgence and personal pleasure, instead of being an evil angry mess all the time. I don't see any reason why Kylo Ren did the stuff he did except "I'm evil!" he didn't even get like a comfy, expensive looking bathrobe like Snoke had.
2 years ago
Anonymous
kylo ren wasnt a character, he was a rabbid pittbul and deserved to be put down. his actions were completely random but still incredibly cruel because moronic JJ had to raise hte stakes with super deathstar
2 years ago
Anonymous
They really need to show some examples of people actually liking the empire. It just isn't realistic for everyone that isn't part of their organization to only tolerate them out of fear. Like say some planet used to have issues with bandits plundering their trade routes and with the empire in charge that shit stopped. The empire is all about order, right? That needs to be shown.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The whole point originally was that it was a monstrous bureaucratic nightmare where nobody had a full picture of what the frick was even going on and they followed orders so they wouldn't be choked to death or blown up with giant space lasers. It's basically a condensed version of the dystopic nightmare that Lucas made in THX-1138 and which came straight out of Orwell
2 years ago
Anonymous
There was an alien in Kenobi who said some vague thing about "nothing wrong with a little order, right?"
I feel like Disney doesn't trust the audience to get that 1. they're the bad guys AND 2. people can like fascism. The Nazis weren't just going around torturing everyone, people actually supported them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They really need to show some examples of people actually liking the empire. It just isn't realistic for everyone that isn't part of their organization to only tolerate them out of fear.
I think this concept would be fine, I kind of got the feeling from the OT that the Empire was merely tolerated by most people.
It's just meant to be a sophisticated military empire, maybe it's got a highly urban homeworld where people are happy, but it expanded out to control the galaxy to appropriate resources and things they needed elsewhere, so there's only a very small elite in charge of the Empire who are actually happy with it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Key word being almost. But he soldiered through it. He succeeded where Anakin failed. And that's his character. He's a Jedi.
Going away as a space hobo for 30 years following an altercation with his nepwhew (that he would've approached a different way in the 1st place) is weird.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>But he soldiered through it. He succeeded where Anakin failed. And that's his character. He's a Jedi.
Anakin was a Jedi for like 100x longer than we saw in the OT and he still got corrupted.
It would make sense for Luke to lose his confidence if one of his pupils ended up turning evil.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not convinced that he would. What he overcame in the OT is more of a task than some emo nephew.
And it's a retread of how the Jedi failed Anakin which is also a retread of old concepts. But I digress.
Kenobi to me is the better candidate for the rogue disillusioned Jedi arc.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah but Kylo being corrupted (maybe even by an outside influence like Snoke) would be something outside Luke's control. And it would hit him pretty hard for his nephew and son of his two closest friends/ sister to get corrupted and turn to the dark side, pretty good grounds to lose confidence in the force and himself.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Yeah but Kylo being corrupted (maybe even by an outside influence like Snoke)
Why don't people understand that characters are interesting when they have a legitimate, personal reason for becoming evil buttholes? Why does everyone cream their pants at the notion of Kylo Ren or anyone else being tricked, (no backsies) into turning against their friends? You know they'll just be good again when they find out they've been scammed or otherwise they were just buttholes all along and nothing of value is lost.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah funny I just made this argument in this in this post
But showing them just trying to make the elite wealthy and personal gain would be the obvious way to show it.
Instead we're supposed to believe dark Jedi just get a kick out of being evil and doing evil stuff and killing people and being badasses and that's what motivates them?
If Jedi are supposed to be ascetic and believe in the sanctity of life then we should see dark Jedi believing in indulgence and personal pleasure, instead of being an evil angry mess all the time. I don't see any reason why Kylo Ren did the stuff he did except "I'm evil!" he didn't even get like a comfy, expensive looking bathrobe like Snoke had.
I didn't mind in the OT that they didn't show what motivated the Emperor and Vader, I assumed with Vader he'd been fighting in wars for a long time to try to bring peace to the galaxy and was twisted with hatred given what had happened to his body and believed a large empire could end the wars, while the Emperor was just a power hungry arsehole.
With Kylo Ren I don't see any motivation. It could have been as simple as, after ROTJ there's a power vacuum with the Empire gone, lots of warlords turn up, Kylo loses faith in the Republic and his mother's soft-handed attempt to influence the galaxy and believes a new empire needs to come about to bring stability to the galaxy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>With Kylo Ren I don't see any motivation.
The best comparison I could make would be a grown man who decided at midnight on Halloween that he would just keep trick or treating forever or until somebody stopped him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sure, but he would still try and help, or deal with it through pretty much any other means that would be more consistent with the person at the end of the OT. That was my point.
I just think there's better candidates for that specific arc, and certain ones like Luke or, say, Yoda aren't the best choices.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It would make sense for Luke to lose his confidence if one of his pupils ended up turning evil.
No, the writers and you just don't understand heroic myth at all. You don't know what it is, why it exists or why it's good.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lmao what is your point here, there's only one type of story you can tell?
Yes I know what the heroic myth is, why do you think every story needs to stick to that exact script? And it could still work when you consider Rey is meant to be the hero and Luke the wise old man, if she'd succeeded in boosting his spirits and he decided to teach her it would be a nice spin on the hero/ wise old man relationship.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Anakin was a Jedi for like 100x longer than we saw in the OT and he still got corrupted.
you're using the prequels as a justification for the sequels, see the problem here?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>we literally see him get angry and almost give in to the Emperor's corrupting influence at the end of ROTJ.
yes and THE HOLE FRICKING POINT is that he doesn't give in and redeems his father instead of killing him
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I think it's a decent concept for someone who isn't Luke.
It's a Kyle Katarn arc for sure.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The awful green screen technology they used in Kenobi made me nostalgic for those Dark Forces II cutscenes.
Imagine if we got the exact same series but with terrible 90s VFX. We were robbed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>made me nostalgic for those Dark Forces II cutscenes. >Imagine if we got the exact same series but with terrible 90s VFX. We were robbed.
They were more cinematically interesting than anything I have seen from nu Star Wars
>someone who knows the source material.
That was the least of TLJ's problems, I thought. Aside from the Holdo buffoonery it felt appropriately knowledgeable. It's just a shitty movie. Knowing the source material wouldn't have made the Poe/Finn/Rose story any better. The casino already felt prequels-tier in the worst sense.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He didn't know who Luke Skywalker was, for one thing. Granted, it's a random character of no importance to the lore.
And yeah, the other gay has a point about everything being turned into tasteless fan-service, but it's preferable to being completely inconsistent with established lore.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's preferable to being completely inconsistent with established lore.
At a certain point, I have to call bullshit on this perspective. Both are fricking awful, but I'm so god damned sick of jangling keys
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I totally agree, the Star Wars """lore""" is a total inconsistent mess anyway and EU stuff is fricking awful, 90% of it deserves to be ignored.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Luke being a Jedi is evident on it's own in the OT. You don't need the EU to tell you that. His arc is that he overcomes temptation and ultimately succeeds where his father failed.
Speaking of which, "chosen one". Lol. Lmao. Palpatine coming back throws that out the window.
The ST just ignores everything that came before it.
Earlier there was some homosexual wondering why people responded better to Rogue One or the Mandalorian. It's because they're original stories that don't change or subvert existing continuity.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The Chosen One shit was awful anyway.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's the Force maintaining it's own balance in the cosmos.
And even if someone from Disney didn't like that arc, they're still breaking continuity with what came before, which never leads to good reactions.
People hated TroS's ending.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Star Wars """lore""" is a total inconsistent mess anyway
They didn't even make it past the second movie before they started retconning it, difference being that it made ESB loads better than it would have been otherwise
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He didn't know who Luke Skywalker was, for one thing
I don't really care for what TLJ did with Luke, but to some extent it was Johnson just playing the hand he was dealt. "Why is Luke hiding in Ireland while planets are getting blown up and his nephew is murdering everybody?" was never going to be a question with a satisfying answer. I don't care for the specifics of his backstory with Kylo, but his reasoning for staying uninvolved was as understandable as any motivation could've been.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah the Force Awakens explicitly says that Luke is in hiding because he blames himself for Kylo Ren. I don't know what people were expecting exactly in The Last Jedi, that he'd suddenly change his mind because this skinny English girl shows up and gives him his old lightsaber?
Star wars fandom as a whole has this obsession to make storys about characters who were merely and obviously invented to sell toys into huge sagas. It's the most cringe shit I've seen from any fandom, because it exposes them as the manchild they are. Same with Boba Fett. >Oh lets put this one badass dude with a helmet in there, kids will love this character and buy all the toys of this guy
20 years later and you have a bunch of autistic manchildren latched onto the cringe fanfic tier backstory of this character. And this is something that hapens to every single character in star wars to the point where you'd think it was the only type of media ever created.
Yeah the backstory surrounding Boba Fett is hilarious >originally one of like 3-4 random bounty hunters Vader hired to track down Luke and Han >is apparently the son of a legendary bounty hunter who provided the genetic stock for the entire galactic army and later stormtroopers >also belongs to a culture of warrior people who all wear helmets like his
Which was dumb and why Lucas realized his mistake. Imagine introducing a character with such a cool design and presence, a character who is basically a dark mirror to the Jedi, a character who was a Sith Lord, one of the only two living sith lords in the galaxy, and they apparently returned after a millennia - he could not be "just an enforcer." He had to be good in most of the things, and if you think about it, Palpatine should have taught him all kinds of stuff. Losing an apprentice you've trained for decades must have been a huge setback, since he had to resort to corrupting already trained Jedi after that. And replacing Maul with an old man space Dracula named "Dooku" was beyond moronic. Maul was something new, corrupt Jedi is nothing new, we already saw anakin in the ot.
>replacing Maul with an old man space Dracula named "Dooku" was beyond moronic
Say what you will. But old man space Dracula was a far more interesting character than Maul (not to say I didn't love him as a kid, like every child did back then).
He had a proper menacing/evil Sith vibe about him. No fallen Jedi shit. Just a pure dark side user.
Later on, Filoni tried to make him more sympathetic as a commentary on someone who grew up exposed only to the dark side.
But he was better in the EU t b h.
The less you say about a character the more your own imagination you can imprint on it. Its exactly the same as Boba Fett and to an extent the original trilogy. Mystery breeds curiosity
He was a quiet, confident, mysterious character who appeared genuinely dangerous until he jobbed to kenobi. People just tend to like these characters because they foolishly believe there is more to them behind the mystery when in fact they are fairly one dimensional.
This. I'm pretty sure based Tem is mad as frick about how they've treated Boba. There was that interview that came out just after the third episode where he basically said "I talk too much, I want to be quiet and mysterious, the director isn't even on set when we film, etc." and then recently he straight up said he wants the "old badass Boba Fett to come back."
There's also this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VazjUujBHhY
Doctors say he wont be for very long. He was working on a road crew driving a fork lift and a car hit him. The fork lift rolled down hill with him in it and landed on him. Sad story. But I think doctors suspected he wont live longer than 6 months and its already been that long.
>talking our of your ass on the internet
Don't be a homosexual. He fell off a bridge and the forlift smooshed him, and it happened two years ago.
https://nowtrendingstory.com/loren-schauers-accident-wiki-wife/
Bringing Maul back is George's idea. But more importantly, the image in the OP is not from the actual Ahsoka show.
Hayden will most likely be returning to that though.
i bailed on obi wan show and i feel it's like quitting a drug you didn't care much for in the end , pretty easy and i don't feel bad. like, adios old friend. i think i am good for some time, will watch only if the board unironically really like something they manage to produce which is very unlikely. now to quit well i think i will stop checking star wars thread. spreading the good news of quitting star wars might not even be worth it. i dont feel like watching ironic reviews for the memes either.
The best episodes of the Obi Wan show are 5 and 6 because they delve into Anakin and Obi Wan's relationship. The major scenes that are worth watching are Anakin's duel with Obi Wan and Vader's duel with Obi Wan. That theme should have been the entire show.
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Every episode should have included a flashback of Obi-Wan and Anakin that fleshed out their characters and gave you more insight into Anakin's psyche before he fell to the dark side. They could have also used that opportunity to establish Ahsoka's connection to Anakin for her show.
or you could just go watch the prequels, accept the fact that they aren't perfect but that, at the end of the day, they told all of the story that really mattered.
I mean this was their opportunity to salvage them somehow and shoot scenes in which actors don't look like they're bored out of their minds.
I feel the complete opposite: it shouldn't have included Anakin/Vader at all. Just Obi-Wan living on Tatooine.
Haven't read it but the Kenobi novel is a Western about him getting involved in a dispute with local gangsters and Tusken Raiders. That's the sort of thing the series should have done.
Maybe. But if they decide to go with a Vader storyline, then they should have gone all the way with it. It just felt like they weren't fully committed to their own idea.
>their opportunity to salvage them
no it's too late. The prequels were made. They already exist. They are what they are, and you're not going to make them better by grafting a million cancerous tumors onto them to try and fix the problem. You just make them longer, and usually worse.
I feel the complete opposite: it shouldn't have included Anakin/Vader at all. Just Obi-Wan living on Tatooine.
Haven't read it but the Kenobi novel is a Western about him getting involved in a dispute with local gangsters and Tusken Raiders. That's the sort of thing the series should have done.
>him getting involved in a dispute with local gangsters and Tusken Raiders
How would you fit a black woman into this as a main character though? I don't see this working at all.
Put her in a Tusken Raider costume, make them out to be the misunderstood not-so-bad guys (think this is what the novel did).
Avoids "black criminal? racism!" complaints, avoids "muh diversity!" /misc/ morons, means you can still publicize "We at Star Wars have a black main cast member." while that's trendy.
>How would you fit a black woman into this as a main character though?
Krayt Dragon trainer who taught herself lightsaber and jedi trick mind and has to save Obi-Wan from Jabba the Incel
Now they're going to cut him in half from side to side like sliced bread. Not until he has been literally made into a jenga set can the poor homosexual just rest in peace with the force.
The final act of each prequel is set during daylight, sunset and night time to represent the sun setting on the Jedi and democracy. Have you apologized yet?
Cool, OT goes from >barren, desert with no water
to >barren tundra with all the water frozen
to >lush forest planet
and nobody gives a shit because, while the semiotics are very well constructed, the characters are still relatable without them and the story is good.
>LUKE, did I ever tell you about how Darth Maul cut Boba Fett's head and Ashoka Tano fought him, but then there was no script because Grogu has already been returned to the Jedi so Mando 3 sucked balls without a story with stakes?
Its not fake. they are shooting a flashback.
Maul's clothes are from the clone wars/rebels. Ahsoka's main lightsaber is bent, like in rebels.
its real.
Let's be real.
No one really fricking dies on this overrated boomer ass kids show.
You can get shot and still live.
Chop your upper body, still live.
Get blown out in a space vacuum, still live.
Get eaten by a mega monster, still live.
Get flatten or stored under a toxic goo shit, still live.
Literally dies, still alive.
Frick this show. What's the suspense when characters can't even die and coupled it with a fricking plot armor.
Maul needed to die in TPM. One of the theme's of the PT/OT was Palpy constantly being on the lookout for the next best apprentice. And that's part of the Sith way: be the best or get replaced.
Maul died, Palpy recruits Dooku to cause a civil war so he can gain power, then tosses him aside in favor of Anakin. Anakin spends 20 years as a cripple in a walking iron lung and suddenly here comes Luke and Palpy wants to replace Vader with Luke. Maul was just an expendable asset for Palpy. Yeah he looked cool, but at the end of the day his loss was nothing to Palpy because he had his sights on Anakin.
My only hope is this show isn't filled to the brim with every known C list actor directors friend who gets their 15 second "we have to fight so we can.... win.... together ack" scene. Just once I want one of those guys to get their leg blown off in the background and you never see them again.
Why are they incapable of making this guy look right? Even the original one had putty horns.
DESERT PLANET
Tatooine, the backwater nothing planet where everything happens and if it's not tatooine then it's some other dustbowl
seriously where's the budget going if not into sets? it's always boring flat plains
they spent millions of dollars on sand and rock features and they don't have enough for anything else
getting real tired of these fricking samey ps3-coloured desert landscapes
its salt
Wow Roe V Wade got repealed there too?
Roe V Wade apparently got repealed world wide, there were protests about it here in Perth, Australia. Nothing to do with us but that didn't stop the screeching harpies.
Australians are obsessed with American culture. You c**ts even had a BLM march lmao.
Yeah but it was adapted to be about abos.
Well to be fair, that's actually more valid that BLM ever was. You c**ts were still genociding them via fake vaccines to sterilize as recently as the 90s. Not that anything would be lost. When I'm upset at a Maori, I remind myself that at least they aren't abos.
>You c**ts were still genociding them via fake vaccines to sterilize as recently as the 90s
fricking citation needed
I made it up
thanks
>my cannibalstic alcoholic minority is better than yours
congratz anon
>You c**ts even had a BLM march lmao.
whole europe did too. even here in easter neurope where we get only two kinds of Black folk
drug dealer for tourists
sailor costumed Black person for tourists
oh yeah and one politician that is going to get jailed for rape lol
>oh yeah and one politician that is going to get jailed for rape lol
Kek, name?
dominik feri, charged with abusing a minor too iirc
>has "Rape charges and suicide attempt" as a wikipedia sub-heading
he seems based as frick
maybe if you are homosexual incel
>Feri, a vocal supporter of the Me Too movement, stepped down following several accusations of sexual abuse and rape
EVERY TIME
he tried to get on BLM train too. fricker pretended being stabbed in pub fight. He was bothering local girls and local lads gave him few on his way out
Abos like to claim they're black and co-opt American civil rights movements.
They made it about Aboriginal deaths in custody and came out with the appalling statistic that 489 Aboriginal people have died in police custody in the last thirty years. Because that's supposed to be some unthinkably high number.
are abos violent or are those cases just one drunken on petroleum having a smoke?
The ones out in the country are extremely destructive and often set houses on fire/ steal cars just to ride around in and frick shit up.
The ones in the cities are mostly just hopelessly fricked on drugs and booze, yeah they can get aggressive in fits of drug rage but they're mostly sad.
so more punks and druggies than the proper american black with their random murders
Yeah they aren't like American blacks at all, except they are great athletes, although in a way unlike American blacks. They're actually a very shy, reserved people. Most abusive behaviour takes place in their own homes and family like wife abuse.
They're much more similar to Native Americans; the ones still in the country live off gibs and have nothing to do so they destroy shit, the ones in the city have always lived on the fringes and have inherited generational drug and alcohol abuse.
that really is sad. ty anon for explanation
Yeah I just feel bad for them, it's extremely rare to meet non-fricked abos in the cities, almost all of them have mental health issues. I live in an inner-city area and they make up the majority of beggars and people living rough, I've even had some knock of my door during the day begging for money.
The ones in country towns really suffer from having nothing to do and living in shitholes as well, it's not exclusively abos doing heinous shit out there as well, poor trashy whites are also the ones that decide to frick stuff up out of boredom.
do you have reservations? can they at least get comfy bucks for pretending theater from tourists?
They have land councils and subsidised housing but the land leftover for them is fricking garbage, just dirtbowls that get unbearably hot. I always think of this article that talks about how Aboriginal kids wander around at night because it's too hot during the day, so they kept a pool open overnight to give them something to do that isn't breaking into homes or stealing cars.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-02/kimberley-midnight-swimming-program-shelters-aboriginal-teens/6899278
tbh i have no idea where in australia did the abos live. i always asumed they lived in the big desert part because they have that strange rock there, but i guess its kinda silly idea.
Are Abos like our Native Americans in that the reason they won't improve themselves is because of free gibs, living in the middle of nowhere, and rampant alcoholism? Cause if Natives would clean themselves up and join the rest of the modern world in the 21st century they could be fine. But for Abos it seems like it might be an IQ deficit thats the main issue for them though.
>they could be fine
no they couldnt, you cant take the caveman out of indian
Abbos are their own race. Not indian (aka asian) in any capacity nor black.
They just have an entirely different culture than our modern one.
Just a reminder to any non-aussies reading this, 'abo' is a racial slur there and not an affectionate nickname. I made this mistake when I went there and asked about where I could see some abo stuff.
lol
>'abo' is a racial slur there and not an affectionate nickname
Correct. If you want to refer to them in a polite and civilized way, the accepted nondiscriminatory term is "boong."
>'abo' is a racial slur
Why
By the same logic that "Paki" is considered offensive to the people that come from a country called "Pakistan"
because any name for something bad becomes bad itself. like evolution of words for blacks in america from Black to colored to african american to poc to bipoc
>any name for something bad becomes bad itself
Same thing happened with moron, moron, stupid, spaz, etc.
lel, yeah it's considered pretty offensive
Abos are totally and utterly incapable of joining the modern world, it's sad but it's true.
>there were protests about it here in Perth
jesus christ, frick globalism
BOGAN LIVES MATTER
People that go out to march and screech for the right to kill babies or for Black folk are such lost souls. We need religion to come back.
Same shit here in Spain
With the natocon on our politicians are even Im sorry for your lost'd to Biden
Shit is insane
Leaf here. Same. Our liberals seem to think US and Canada are the same country and sometimes I wonder if it's actually true in many respects. Our libs and their libs are the same soulless cosmopolitan urbanites.
>it's actually true in many respects
its true everywhere anon, what american sickos came up with comes rest of the west in few years. thats why understanding american politics is very important.
Kek I feel that. Even the prequels shook it up.
>We want the DUNC audience
It's brown sugar planet.
So what you are saying is that
you don't like sand
its cheap to shoot in the desert
Deserts are pure kino, so that's a good choice.
>DESERT PLANET
The never ending Star Wars trope. Just like a couple of the good guy characters facing off against 300 Stormtroopers and killing them in about 10 seconds with no injuries effortlessly.
>100 billion dollar company
>refuses to spend money traveling to shooting locations around the world
>shoots everything in south la instead
what did the mouse mean by this
>Luke, did i ever tell you about old Ahsoka Tano? Actually, she should be somewhere around here, wait a minute
They should edit the OT so she's on Dagobah with Yoda.
just remove that little green goblin alltogether. baby yeed is only one we need
>Nobody has made a "have I told you about Ashoka Tano" with Ashoka trying to seduce Luke
Oh, please tell me those are shoots for the S3 of Mandalorian. Because that would me he got ressurected AGAIN.
Remember when Ray Park posted a video of his wife blowing him on Instagram?
Based Maul.
Hahaha hilarious
I can't believe this got memoryholed
>y'all
No wonder he beat her
She writes like she's mentally moronic tbh.
also
>he's told me he will kill me and my whole family if I kill the cops
uhm...okay.
Darth Based
Did he kill her and her family? Case closed
#RAYGANG
kek
Also, OP's picture is fake as frick.
If this was happening, why is this how you would respond?
Did Ray Park groom Ezra Miller?
he just sounds like your typical method actor
classic Darth Maul
>told me he will kill me and my whole family if I kill the cops
He respects local authority it seems
Willa Holland posted a photo of her creepy husband eating her out once
At last we will reveal ourselves to the coomers
At last we will have our revenge
I thought he was gay as frick.
Think about it all the time and how nothing came of it and his weird posts
who the frick is ray park
Original Darth maul actor but not the voice
what a chad
lol wtf, is the video even good? idc about his dick i more interested if his wife has a decent body
it makes sense for ahsoka series cause she could have flashbacks or even if this is before ANH considering Obiwan kills him. wtf even is that destroyed prop dummy though?
Well the Helmet looks like Bobas.
Makes sense to kill him ar some point.
I thought it was a video of his wife blowing Daniel Logan.
didn't get get cancelled for this while others like Ezra still get jobs?
Not banned from conventions afaik.
does he have a second dick that comes out his butt?
>Desert planet
>Again
STOP IT. STOP IT!
>on site shooting instead of a green screen
That's how you know it's fake
They shot on site sometimes in the Mandalorian.
That dinky camera is how you know.
Ahsoka is older and more powerful than Luke.
>Even Ahsoka is dicking around Tatooine now
Anti-Filoni gays, I kneel.
>may take place after that shitty Rebels episode where Obi-Wan is meant to have killed Maul
>so a retcon
>on an Ahsoka series
>not the Kenobi one
Bravo, Disney
Live action Maul must be a pain to have Ray do all the physical acting and then some voice actor like Sam Witwer dub everything
I like Ray but he had a big shoulder injury and he can't do stunts like he used to...
>Ray had to stand there and act during all the dialogue scenes and close ups
>a different guy does all the stunts
>and then all of Ray's spoken lines get dubbed over with Sam's voice acting
Kek, a real collaboration there.
>look guys we got the original guy!
>look guys we got the original voice actor!
its all a marketing gimmick to trick you into keeping subscribed
So, that's exactly how they did Vader.
I actually have no idea why Lucas wanted to dub Ray (in Prowse's case it was obvious, his voice was about as intimidating as a puppy), but here we are.
that's fake mister
Why are they so wide
It's from a fan film morons...
All these new star wars shows and movies are so fricking cringe, they are so tryhard it's not even funny. Star wars was just a set of 3 movies, turning this shit into a religion.
There will be a new series soon about the yoda took before he died.
>shit costume design with poor quality materials
>ray park looking fat
>47 years old now and has a busted shoulder so can do stunts like in 1999
What's the point?
Is there a shittier character than Darth Maul
>Has zero personality in the phantom menace other than his lightsaber
>jobs to Padawan Obi
>somehow gets robot legs
>tries to take down Sheev with his mom and brother
>they get Sheev'd and he goes down again like a little b***h
>doesn't appear again until the Solo flop, where he's a pathetic crime lord now
>jobs to Ahsoka is some random desert planet that's totally not Tattooine
>gets reduced to a crazy old man that everyone feels sorry for after jobbing too much
>tries to get revenge on all the Sith, jobs to another literal who Padawan
>After all his plans fail, he tries to get Revenge on Obi Wan who is just chilling on Tattoine
>"fight" lasts less than a second, Obi Wan kills him effortlessly and stares at him with disappointment and pity as he passes
What was the point of this character?
Character study of a sith raised from childhood, contrary to the Jedi, who are raised the same way from childhood, but by a different cult; an outsider who tries to carve his way in the Galaxy after he was used and replaced; parallels and compliments Ahsoka, who was also outside of her organization and tried to make her own path; show the effects of the dark side and its futility in a more entertaining and compelling way than anakin or count poopie
But DBZ hispanics can only think in the categories of power levels and jobbing.
Wow you're right he's awesome now, Lucas was right all along
>But DBZ hispanics can only think in the categories of power levels and jobbing.
Yep. Star Wars is and has been capeshit for a very long time now, and they never even have the common courtesy to put Daisy Ridley in some shitty teched-up version of a luchadore mask so I just skipped everything starting with the Rise of Spacewalker
>But DBZ hispanics can only think in the categories of power levels and jobbing.
unironically this, a friend of mine watched Loki and the only thing he could say about the show is that "the power levels are out of wack"
lmao I didn't know he was in the Solo movie, he's such an utterly useless character
You can apply this to any star wars character
gets robot legs
>You can apply this to any star wars character
list three (3)
asian b***h in mando somehow got mecha stomach
Vader, Grevious, Admiral Karbin
thanks anon
Robot hands are way more complex than robot legs and nobody complains about them
>"fight" lasts less than a second, Obi Wan kills him effortlessly
you didn't understand the fight, its okay there's more pew pew bing wahoo coming for you because you're the target audience Disney wants
>you didn't understand the fight
good God get the frick out of here
you didn't, its okay there's not gonna be anything more than flashy lights for you 🙂
>omg there's so much subtext to these homosexuals wailing on one another with laser swords like Obi Dobey like failed and they were brothers and Kannimin blames him for yada yada
It's a fricking fight.
how many times must he die?
And she is dancing now!
Her feet are light and nimble. She never loses. They say that she will never die. She is always jumping out of danger. She spinflips and leaps in light and in shadow and she is a great favorite. She never loses, Ahsoka. She is dancing, dancing. They say that she will never die!
Everyone giving Filoni basically exclusive gibs on directing/writing the shitty live action Ahsoka is like normal people stepping on eggshells around a down syndrome person and making them feel special/important by playing along with their bullshit whims and flights of fancy
this is fake right?
Wouldn't surprise me.
Yes
why would it be?
I have NEVER understood the obsession people have with Darth Maul. Forget all the TV series shit. People were begging for this guy to come back for years after The Phantom Menace and called his death a waste of a character. But why? Don't people see that he wasn't even supposed to be a proper character. He was basically just someone Lucas concieved for the sake of that one film. He was meant to be an evil looking enforcer who said nothing and did what he was told. He was put in the movie to sell the action scenes, since for years Lucas mentioned that Jedi were much faster and more skilled back in their glory days.
i think people just saw him, wanted to know more about him and then lucas killed him before the character could get any real screen time.
>People were begging for this guy to come back for years after The Phantom Menace and called his death a waste of a character. But why?
This: https://youtu.be/9fN2gypFa-I
Man he's just so straightforward and honest. I don't always agree with 'his vision' but I'd take him over the fake, corporate interviewees any day.
Same. There was something very special about the way the originals and prequels were shot and edited that is missing from the new ones.
>the movies are for children but they don't want to admit that
lol bless you george
>original trilogy fans hated r2d2 and c3po
i'm calling bullshit
i can absolutely see people hating c3po
Yes many saw him as acting like an old homosexual man
He was right about fans insisting that Star Wars just get darker and darker until it's basically just one homosexual pointing a blaster at another homosexual's head, crying, pulling the trigger and then HAVING TO DEAL WITH MUH TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I could maybe understand C3PO but who the frick would hate R2D2? He's barely even a comic figure.
>who the frick would hate R2D2? He's barely even a comic figure.
They don't like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQCWV4vuzGo
>literal gay character that does absolutely nothing in the whole trilogy and its just there to translate for r2
>"why would anybody hate c3po!?"
If it was just R2 you wouldn't know what the frick was even happening for the first half hour. He literally translates for the audience. It's clever like that.
>It's clever like that.
its literally the opposite of that, holy shit this thread is a containment for morons
kys troony
It's breaking the fourth wall without breaking the fourth wall. I thought you trannies fricking loved meta, but of course I forgot you are the same people who actually pay money to have your genitals mutilated
What's going on with his throat here? He looks like a Gungan
>He looks like a Gungan
goonga
Gungan
That's gonna be great
the problem is he caved in in the end instead of sticking to his guns, George is Star Wars creator and destroyer
>b-b-but WHHYYYYYY he has no heckin characterino!?
Christ you miss the point of what makes Star Wars tick. It's a franchise where the Rule of Cool is meant to reign king. Disney Wars is such a failure because it discarded this. Maul was silent and only an enforcer but he was a cool one, in both design, conduct, etc. People responded to him because he was cool and because he had so little screentime it was considered a waste. Reva from Kenobi probably has no "depth" than TPM Maul but she's fricking lame so who gives a frick? Rule of Cool - understand it and you understand SW, the success of prequel merch, failures of the sequels, etc
*more "depth"
Why would you even want character from someone who clearly has no character beyond "he looks friggin epic and has a TWO SIDED LIGHTSABER!!1!"
Are you being obtuse on purpose?
because SW fans are the stupidest out there including supernatural, dr who and sherlock. Those are just moronic femcoomers drooling over supposed gay relationships. SW fan will eat anything thats put on his plate and grunt happily. They like mandalorian, Rogue one, kenobi and boba fett. And they would have liked TLJ too if luke was "cool" in it. If he appeared on the salt planet and singlehandedly fought off all the gorila at-ats, SW fans would love the movie.
on the other hand marvel fans are closing on SWmorons. at least there was a good movie in in SW long time ago, marvel did not have a single passable one
>kenobi and boba fett
Nobody liked those.
>marvel did not have a single passable one
Winter Soldier was pretty good. I'd rather watch that than any SW movie.
>Nobody liked those.
check twitter and youtube. plenty of people did. even on Cinemaphile we had thread of homosexuals crying that luke lightsabered some robots
>Winter Soldier was pretty good
no it wasnt. it was moronic version of bourne, and bourne isnt that smart either
>luke lightsabered some robots
That was in the mandalorian which was actually an okish series unlike kenobi and book of boba fett you moron
point stands mongrel and no mandalorian wasnt okayish
>check twitter and youtube
holy fricking shit are you children not able to live outside of those cesspools of inhumanity? Frick you and your fricking gullible generation
bnice readin comprehension cripple
>Winter Soldier was pretty good
lol no, it was the worst one of the bunch, only the first episode is good
Mandalorian series one was pretty good, it was just simple episodic space western stories.
no it wasnt, mando isnt a character and half of episodes are completely moronic (the sand dragon one, evil AT-ST, lava base with self destruct on the outside). The small adventure like ice spiders could be cool but even those are covered in stupid shit.
also mandalorians are homosexuals, empire is pointlessly ineffective and action sucks
I can't really remember it that well but I liked the Seven Samurai episode where they teach the villagers to fight back.
Again it's just a simple space western, yeah Mando doesn't have a lot of character but that's the point, there's still some good stuff that tests his morals and the point where he almost settles down in that village but has to stay on the run.
>but that's the point
how is not having a character a point? his morals are non existent and he does whatever
What do you mean? He clearly had enough morals to save a child despite being a hitman for a profession
mando doesnt have morals because he isnt really an actor, he fricks around without any goal beiong morphed by people around him. taking yeed was his last action, after thaat he just goes from one quest giver to another without any agency of his own
>mando doesnt have morals because he isnt really an actor
No, of course he's not an actor, he's a character.
What the frick are you trying to argue here?
The decision to partake in said quests is his own. He helped Boba for free, for example.
He's a classic western character, one who's presented as entirely self-serving but then tested morally and usually has a line they won't cross.
That line for Mando is handing in a child as a bounty, I don't know why you think he has no morals, he clearly does there.
mandalorian was good though. Sure some of the characterization was shit and the ending was dumb but it was pretty ok
no, you would have to turn your brain off to enjoy it. hence my premise that all SW fans are moronic
Maybe you just don't like these kinds of films in general. It's true that it's not Stalker.
no, i love scifi, just not a shitty one
Star Wars isn't sci-fi.
frick to gaydit if you want to have that discussion dumb Black person
It's simply not sci-fi. I don't want any discussions whatsoever bud.
>you would have to turn your brain off to enjoy it
you have to turn your brain off to enjoy all of it, moron
no can do. too smart for that
TLJ would've been even worse with "proper Luke". It's true that it's a moronic choice to use that character for that specific arc, but at least it's what made it stand out. Without it, it wouldn't have anything going for it.
So it's worst decision is also it's best decision in a way. Movie could've been good if it was made by someone who knows the source material.
Yeah I agree, it was a decent concept although they shouldn't have had Luke's downfall be something as dumb as "tried to murder his nephew in his sleep for something he might do".
I think it's a decent concept for someone who isn't Luke. Anyone else really. Kenobi would be good.
I'm not huge on the "muh precious Luke is a superhero and beyond perfection" argument, we literally see him get angry and almost give in to the Emperor's corrupting influence at the end of ROTJ.
maybe but sneak into nephews room to saber him because of dream is much worse
Oh yeah I totally agree, I said it here
. It's utterly ridiculous to think Luke, who's big thing was refusing to kill his already corrupted evil father, suddenly want to kill his nephew for something he might do.
If they'd done something like:
>Luke sets up his Jedi academy
>is maybe inept and unsure, or something goes wrong in the training
>Kylo drifts to the dark side with a couple of cronies
>some kind of disagreement or fight breaks out
>Luke blames himself for it, loses faith in the force and runs away
It could have been good.
maybe, tbh i am so sick of kylo i would rather have some new sith outside of the bloodline than him. i would even prefer emperor clone or that darth superhealer guy.
I have a strong feeling they made kylo intentionaly into a schoolshooter type
>I have a strong feeling they made kylo intentionaly into a schoolshooter type
Yeah that's totally what they went for, he's just evil because..... he thinks being evil is cool!
I wish the sequels actually fleshed out what it meant to be a dark Jedi and what the empire stood for, like what was it trying to do? Were they just interested in creating wealth for the elite? If so shouldn't Kylo have been indulging in some kind of wealthy pursuit, or maybe have like a haram on board his ship or something? Or did the Empire truly believe they were benevolent and a fascist regime was good for the galaxy?
Instead we just get a character of "being ebil is so heckin' cool just like Darth Vader!"
>what the empire stood for
they will never do that because its giving facism a platform. best you can hope is they are all insane, stupid or under influence of magic
>best you can hope is they are all insane, stupid or under influence of propaganda
fascists in a nutshell
But showing them just trying to make the elite wealthy and personal gain would be the obvious way to show it.
Instead we're supposed to believe dark Jedi just get a kick out of being evil and doing evil stuff and killing people and being badasses and that's what motivates them?
If Jedi are supposed to be ascetic and believe in the sanctity of life then we should see dark Jedi believing in indulgence and personal pleasure, instead of being an evil angry mess all the time. I don't see any reason why Kylo Ren did the stuff he did except "I'm evil!" he didn't even get like a comfy, expensive looking bathrobe like Snoke had.
kylo ren wasnt a character, he was a rabbid pittbul and deserved to be put down. his actions were completely random but still incredibly cruel because moronic JJ had to raise hte stakes with super deathstar
They really need to show some examples of people actually liking the empire. It just isn't realistic for everyone that isn't part of their organization to only tolerate them out of fear. Like say some planet used to have issues with bandits plundering their trade routes and with the empire in charge that shit stopped. The empire is all about order, right? That needs to be shown.
The whole point originally was that it was a monstrous bureaucratic nightmare where nobody had a full picture of what the frick was even going on and they followed orders so they wouldn't be choked to death or blown up with giant space lasers. It's basically a condensed version of the dystopic nightmare that Lucas made in THX-1138 and which came straight out of Orwell
There was an alien in Kenobi who said some vague thing about "nothing wrong with a little order, right?"
I feel like Disney doesn't trust the audience to get that 1. they're the bad guys AND 2. people can like fascism. The Nazis weren't just going around torturing everyone, people actually supported them.
>They really need to show some examples of people actually liking the empire. It just isn't realistic for everyone that isn't part of their organization to only tolerate them out of fear.
I think this concept would be fine, I kind of got the feeling from the OT that the Empire was merely tolerated by most people.
It's just meant to be a sophisticated military empire, maybe it's got a highly urban homeworld where people are happy, but it expanded out to control the galaxy to appropriate resources and things they needed elsewhere, so there's only a very small elite in charge of the Empire who are actually happy with it.
Key word being almost. But he soldiered through it. He succeeded where Anakin failed. And that's his character. He's a Jedi.
Going away as a space hobo for 30 years following an altercation with his nepwhew (that he would've approached a different way in the 1st place) is weird.
>But he soldiered through it. He succeeded where Anakin failed. And that's his character. He's a Jedi.
Anakin was a Jedi for like 100x longer than we saw in the OT and he still got corrupted.
It would make sense for Luke to lose his confidence if one of his pupils ended up turning evil.
I'm not convinced that he would. What he overcame in the OT is more of a task than some emo nephew.
And it's a retread of how the Jedi failed Anakin which is also a retread of old concepts. But I digress.
Kenobi to me is the better candidate for the rogue disillusioned Jedi arc.
Yeah but Kylo being corrupted (maybe even by an outside influence like Snoke) would be something outside Luke's control. And it would hit him pretty hard for his nephew and son of his two closest friends/ sister to get corrupted and turn to the dark side, pretty good grounds to lose confidence in the force and himself.
>Yeah but Kylo being corrupted (maybe even by an outside influence like Snoke)
Why don't people understand that characters are interesting when they have a legitimate, personal reason for becoming evil buttholes? Why does everyone cream their pants at the notion of Kylo Ren or anyone else being tricked, (no backsies) into turning against their friends? You know they'll just be good again when they find out they've been scammed or otherwise they were just buttholes all along and nothing of value is lost.
Yeah funny I just made this argument in this in this post
I didn't mind in the OT that they didn't show what motivated the Emperor and Vader, I assumed with Vader he'd been fighting in wars for a long time to try to bring peace to the galaxy and was twisted with hatred given what had happened to his body and believed a large empire could end the wars, while the Emperor was just a power hungry arsehole.
With Kylo Ren I don't see any motivation. It could have been as simple as, after ROTJ there's a power vacuum with the Empire gone, lots of warlords turn up, Kylo loses faith in the Republic and his mother's soft-handed attempt to influence the galaxy and believes a new empire needs to come about to bring stability to the galaxy.
>With Kylo Ren I don't see any motivation.
The best comparison I could make would be a grown man who decided at midnight on Halloween that he would just keep trick or treating forever or until somebody stopped him.
Sure, but he would still try and help, or deal with it through pretty much any other means that would be more consistent with the person at the end of the OT. That was my point.
I just think there's better candidates for that specific arc, and certain ones like Luke or, say, Yoda aren't the best choices.
>It would make sense for Luke to lose his confidence if one of his pupils ended up turning evil.
No, the writers and you just don't understand heroic myth at all. You don't know what it is, why it exists or why it's good.
Lmao what is your point here, there's only one type of story you can tell?
Yes I know what the heroic myth is, why do you think every story needs to stick to that exact script? And it could still work when you consider Rey is meant to be the hero and Luke the wise old man, if she'd succeeded in boosting his spirits and he decided to teach her it would be a nice spin on the hero/ wise old man relationship.
>Anakin was a Jedi for like 100x longer than we saw in the OT and he still got corrupted.
you're using the prequels as a justification for the sequels, see the problem here?
>we literally see him get angry and almost give in to the Emperor's corrupting influence at the end of ROTJ.
yes and THE HOLE FRICKING POINT is that he doesn't give in and redeems his father instead of killing him
>I think it's a decent concept for someone who isn't Luke.
It's a Kyle Katarn arc for sure.
The awful green screen technology they used in Kenobi made me nostalgic for those Dark Forces II cutscenes.
Imagine if we got the exact same series but with terrible 90s VFX. We were robbed.
>made me nostalgic for those Dark Forces II cutscenes.
>Imagine if we got the exact same series but with terrible 90s VFX. We were robbed.
They were more cinematically interesting than anything I have seen from nu Star Wars
i am not sure. there defiently could be version of hobo luke and le cool saber look would be terrible, but i dont know if i can call one of them worse
>someone who knows the source material.
That was the least of TLJ's problems, I thought. Aside from the Holdo buffoonery it felt appropriately knowledgeable. It's just a shitty movie. Knowing the source material wouldn't have made the Poe/Finn/Rose story any better. The casino already felt prequels-tier in the worst sense.
He didn't know who Luke Skywalker was, for one thing. Granted, it's a random character of no importance to the lore.
And yeah, the other gay has a point about everything being turned into tasteless fan-service, but it's preferable to being completely inconsistent with established lore.
>it's preferable to being completely inconsistent with established lore.
At a certain point, I have to call bullshit on this perspective. Both are fricking awful, but I'm so god damned sick of jangling keys
Yeah I totally agree, the Star Wars """lore""" is a total inconsistent mess anyway and EU stuff is fricking awful, 90% of it deserves to be ignored.
Luke being a Jedi is evident on it's own in the OT. You don't need the EU to tell you that. His arc is that he overcomes temptation and ultimately succeeds where his father failed.
Speaking of which, "chosen one". Lol. Lmao. Palpatine coming back throws that out the window.
The ST just ignores everything that came before it.
Earlier there was some homosexual wondering why people responded better to Rogue One or the Mandalorian. It's because they're original stories that don't change or subvert existing continuity.
The Chosen One shit was awful anyway.
It's the Force maintaining it's own balance in the cosmos.
And even if someone from Disney didn't like that arc, they're still breaking continuity with what came before, which never leads to good reactions.
People hated TroS's ending.
>Star Wars """lore""" is a total inconsistent mess anyway
They didn't even make it past the second movie before they started retconning it, difference being that it made ESB loads better than it would have been otherwise
>He didn't know who Luke Skywalker was, for one thing
I don't really care for what TLJ did with Luke, but to some extent it was Johnson just playing the hand he was dealt. "Why is Luke hiding in Ireland while planets are getting blown up and his nephew is murdering everybody?" was never going to be a question with a satisfying answer. I don't care for the specifics of his backstory with Kylo, but his reasoning for staying uninvolved was as understandable as any motivation could've been.
Yeah the Force Awakens explicitly says that Luke is in hiding because he blames himself for Kylo Ren. I don't know what people were expecting exactly in The Last Jedi, that he'd suddenly change his mind because this skinny English girl shows up and gives him his old lightsaber?
Star wars fandom as a whole has this obsession to make storys about characters who were merely and obviously invented to sell toys into huge sagas. It's the most cringe shit I've seen from any fandom, because it exposes them as the manchild they are. Same with Boba Fett.
>Oh lets put this one badass dude with a helmet in there, kids will love this character and buy all the toys of this guy
20 years later and you have a bunch of autistic manchildren latched onto the cringe fanfic tier backstory of this character. And this is something that hapens to every single character in star wars to the point where you'd think it was the only type of media ever created.
Damn, I haven't seen this strawman since Feburary when there were Book of Boba generals.
Yeah the backstory surrounding Boba Fett is hilarious
>originally one of like 3-4 random bounty hunters Vader hired to track down Luke and Han
>is apparently the son of a legendary bounty hunter who provided the genetic stock for the entire galactic army and later stormtroopers
>also belongs to a culture of warrior people who all wear helmets like his
lol when you pile up the whole thing is amazing how moronic it gets
Which was dumb and why Lucas realized his mistake. Imagine introducing a character with such a cool design and presence, a character who is basically a dark mirror to the Jedi, a character who was a Sith Lord, one of the only two living sith lords in the galaxy, and they apparently returned after a millennia - he could not be "just an enforcer." He had to be good in most of the things, and if you think about it, Palpatine should have taught him all kinds of stuff. Losing an apprentice you've trained for decades must have been a huge setback, since he had to resort to corrupting already trained Jedi after that. And replacing Maul with an old man space Dracula named "Dooku" was beyond moronic. Maul was something new, corrupt Jedi is nothing new, we already saw anakin in the ot.
>replacing Maul with an old man space Dracula named "Dooku" was beyond moronic
Say what you will. But old man space Dracula was a far more interesting character than Maul (not to say I didn't love him as a kid, like every child did back then).
Dooku was more interesting, the rule of 2 is the problem, all three and grievous vs the many cool jedi would have been more fun to watch
the autismos in star wars fandom seem to be unable to let cool throwaway villains be just that
He was going to be the main villain of George's ST you fricking casual
Technically, it was supposed to be Darth Talon, while Maul was her mentor who eventually pulls an Anakin Skywalker.
because Maul is cool as frick and 100x better than Dooku
He had a proper menacing/evil Sith vibe about him. No fallen Jedi shit. Just a pure dark side user.
Later on, Filoni tried to make him more sympathetic as a commentary on someone who grew up exposed only to the dark side.
But he was better in the EU t b h.
>But he was better in the EU
Based. EU Maul is a Chad on the level of Guts.
The less you say about a character the more your own imagination you can imprint on it. Its exactly the same as Boba Fett and to an extent the original trilogy. Mystery breeds curiosity
He was a quiet, confident, mysterious character who appeared genuinely dangerous until he jobbed to kenobi. People just tend to like these characters because they foolishly believe there is more to them behind the mystery when in fact they are fairly one dimensional.
I never want to see Tatooine again as long as I live
I member
for me it's
luke
yoda
grogu
simple as
also anakin skywalker a cute
Ever notice how nobody ever argues over which is the bestest doll I mean action figure when it comes to the OT?
>Also survived Rebels
Holy shit, what does it take to put this fricker down?
Only a kiss can break his spell...
Just let him frick Darth Talon already.
>Maul
>fricking anyone
He is unable to. He can only finger and eat pussy.
>can build highly sophisticated robot legs that let someone walk around like they were born with them
>can't build robo dick
I guess he took necessary precautions.
>In b4 how it works.
Dathomir witch magic, ain't gonna explain shit.
>what does it take to put this fricker down?
the final completion of his tramp stamp
unironically Obi-Wan
Disney no longer using constant nostalgia pushing to get you to watching a movie/show
It's mind-boggling to me, can't they tell any fricking original stories, something new? How creatively bacrupt can you be Jesus christ
At least it looks like they let Boba die.
Shouldn't had brought him back in the first place.
Horrendous actor, GOod.
He's based. The writing wasn't.
This. I'm pretty sure based Tem is mad as frick about how they've treated Boba. There was that interview that came out just after the third episode where he basically said "I talk too much, I want to be quiet and mysterious, the director isn't even on set when we film, etc." and then recently he straight up said he wants the "old badass Boba Fett to come back."
There's also this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VazjUujBHhY
kek that's pretty based.
>Horrendous actor
Watch "Once Were Warriors"
>At least it looks like they let Boba die.
wut?
how does darth maul piss and shit after kenobi cut him in half? he must wear a bag like pic rel.
He's an alien
how do you know he needs to do those things in the 1st place?
By using the Dark Side of the Force. It's not pleasant.
Now post some cute twi'lek girls.
How is that guy alive?
I can't think of why he shouldn't be, but what the frick.
the dark side of the force is pathway to abilities many consider unnatural
Doctors say he wont be for very long. He was working on a road crew driving a fork lift and a car hit him. The fork lift rolled down hill with him in it and landed on him. Sad story. But I think doctors suspected he wont live longer than 6 months and its already been that long.
Frick that's grim.
What's he going to die of? Does he literally have less blood because he's less of a person?
>talking our of your ass on the internet
Don't be a homosexual. He fell off a bridge and the forlift smooshed him, and it happened two years ago.
https://nowtrendingstory.com/loren-schauers-accident-wiki-wife/
>that hoodie
fricking
what
that acne holy shit
homie got pushed off a bridge by soccer moms, had his legs and dick amputated and then caught bubonic plague
I mean he's only 20 according to the article.
I had no acne as a teen then turned into a craterface around that age. Thank god it just went away one day.
Old, and fake. But mostly gay.
Cad Bane was a kino character. I wish they would make a series about him.
>bring him back just to immediately kill him in a horrible discount version of his and Boba's fight from a cancelled episode of TCW
Nuke Disney.
They haven't come up with one original idea after George Lucas. What a fricking failure Disney Wars has been.
Imagine if they had just cherrypicked and polished EU stuff instead like Thrawn, KOTOR 1.
Bringing Maul back is George's idea. But more importantly, the image in the OP is not from the actual Ahsoka show.
Hayden will most likely be returning to that though.
>They haven't come up with one original idea after George Lucas. What a fricking failure Disney Wars has been.
Tolkien figured this shit out long ago, as have so many others.
>"The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own....."
>-- The Return of The King
>J.R.R. Tolkien
Oh look OP didn't watch the clone wars.
i bailed on obi wan show and i feel it's like quitting a drug you didn't care much for in the end , pretty easy and i don't feel bad. like, adios old friend. i think i am good for some time, will watch only if the board unironically really like something they manage to produce which is very unlikely. now to quit well i think i will stop checking star wars thread. spreading the good news of quitting star wars might not even be worth it. i dont feel like watching ironic reviews for the memes either.
I haven't watched any nuwars since the Mandalorian.
It's still fun to discuss how much of a trainwreck the franchise is though.
The best episodes of the Obi Wan show are 5 and 6 because they delve into Anakin and Obi Wan's relationship. The major scenes that are worth watching are Anakin's duel with Obi Wan and Vader's duel with Obi Wan. That theme should have been the entire show.
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Every episode should have included a flashback of Obi-Wan and Anakin that fleshed out their characters and gave you more insight into Anakin's psyche before he fell to the dark side. They could have also used that opportunity to establish Ahsoka's connection to Anakin for her show.
or you could just go watch the prequels, accept the fact that they aren't perfect but that, at the end of the day, they told all of the story that really mattered.
I mean this was their opportunity to salvage them somehow and shoot scenes in which actors don't look like they're bored out of their minds.
Maybe. But if they decide to go with a Vader storyline, then they should have gone all the way with it. It just felt like they weren't fully committed to their own idea.
>their opportunity to salvage them
no it's too late. The prequels were made. They already exist. They are what they are, and you're not going to make them better by grafting a million cancerous tumors onto them to try and fix the problem. You just make them longer, and usually worse.
I feel the complete opposite: it shouldn't have included Anakin/Vader at all. Just Obi-Wan living on Tatooine.
Haven't read it but the Kenobi novel is a Western about him getting involved in a dispute with local gangsters and Tusken Raiders. That's the sort of thing the series should have done.
>him getting involved in a dispute with local gangsters and Tusken Raiders
How would you fit a black woman into this as a main character though? I don't see this working at all.
she could be hidden under tusken mask, VO would be done by a white girl of course
Put her in a Tusken Raider costume, make them out to be the misunderstood not-so-bad guys (think this is what the novel did).
Avoids "black criminal? racism!" complaints, avoids "muh diversity!" /misc/ morons, means you can still publicize "We at Star Wars have a black main cast member." while that's trendy.
>How would you fit a black woman into this as a main character though?
Krayt Dragon trainer who taught herself lightsaber and jedi trick mind and has to save Obi-Wan from Jabba the Incel
>Bisected horizontally
>Comes back
>Bisected vertially
>Comes back
Man, I don't know why they say his race is near human
Now they're going to cut him in half from side to side like sliced bread. Not until he has been literally made into a jenga set can the poor homosexual just rest in peace with the force.
Anon OP's image is fake. He already died to Ben Kenobi.
Depends. If they actually set the show before those events, they could bring him back.
>thrown into nuclear reactor
>destroyed down the the atom
>still comes back
No they'll just make him into a laser monster and make him hide in that generator room on naboo for nostalgia points.
The final act of each prequel is set during daylight, sunset and night time to represent the sun setting on the Jedi and democracy. Have you apologized yet?
I will never apologise
FRICK YOU LUCAS
meds
Cool, OT goes from
>barren, desert with no water
to
>barren tundra with all the water frozen
to
>lush forest planet
and nobody gives a shit because, while the semiotics are very well constructed, the characters are still relatable without them and the story is good.
Neat
all style, no substance and it still looks like shit in two out of three movies
Which one doesn't look like shit?
he's talking about TPM I assume
>LUKE, did I ever tell you about how Darth Maul cut Boba Fett's head and Ashoka Tano fought him, but then there was no script because Grogu has already been returned to the Jedi so Mando 3 sucked balls without a story with stakes?
Its not fake. they are shooting a flashback.
Maul's clothes are from the clone wars/rebels. Ahsoka's main lightsaber is bent, like in rebels.
its real.
Let's be real.
No one really fricking dies on this overrated boomer ass kids show.
You can get shot and still live.
Chop your upper body, still live.
Get blown out in a space vacuum, still live.
Get eaten by a mega monster, still live.
Get flatten or stored under a toxic goo shit, still live.
Literally dies, still alive.
Frick this show. What's the suspense when characters can't even die and coupled it with a fricking plot armor.
>Literally dies, still alive.
quality post, anon.
>Literally dies, still alive.
We could’ve had him in Solo 2 but you gays had to le boycott.
Go suck Rian's dick some more. People like you ruined star war
>like me
>not the manchild clone war le dave filoni homosexuals
LMAOOOOO
I will only watch this iteration Star War for she.
Maul needed to die in TPM. One of the theme's of the PT/OT was Palpy constantly being on the lookout for the next best apprentice. And that's part of the Sith way: be the best or get replaced.
Maul died, Palpy recruits Dooku to cause a civil war so he can gain power, then tosses him aside in favor of Anakin. Anakin spends 20 years as a cripple in a walking iron lung and suddenly here comes Luke and Palpy wants to replace Vader with Luke. Maul was just an expendable asset for Palpy. Yeah he looked cool, but at the end of the day his loss was nothing to Palpy because he had his sights on Anakin.
that's still what happened
he just fricked off to do his own thing
It's gotta feel good to be sheev to look out at those stars and think "yep, I own that".
That last frame feels like something from an erotic fanfic
Was Darth Maul supposed to be named Darth Icky? I saw a video of George talking about it but the details are hazy.
My only hope is this show isn't filled to the brim with every known C list actor directors friend who gets their 15 second "we have to fight so we can.... win.... together ack" scene. Just once I want one of those guys to get their leg blown off in the background and you never see them again.
>fake image
>reach bump limit
Never change Cinemaphile
Meanwhile troony hate threads can barely reach 20 replies. Sad!
i keep telling you guys. everything after lucas sold is non canon fanfiction.
This. If George doesn't approve, it's not canon.