somehow Davy Jones returned...

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >both the fifth entry in their series
    >both suddenly underperformed after all prior entries being huge successes
    >both ended on a cliffhanger teaser never to be resolved due to them being rebooted
    >both out in 2017
    Weird

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The came out at peak capeshit domination

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tired bloated franchise tries to cling to relevancy by forcing hype for yet another entry
      many such cases

      i liked the idea of just crossing over transformers and fast and furious. i mean it's the same people watching that shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And both being full of confusing and contradictory retcons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PotC 4&5 were big mistakes. Jack was too campy and silly to be a lead, but a great supporting character.

      Even 3 was a bloated mess and had a lot of cringe stuff and silly lore. 4&5 took it to the extreme. 5 started to dip its toes into "women are so much more competent than men!" type of shit too, I literally turned it off and never finished it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It bothered me how they kill Sam and his family offscreen.
      Just seems dirty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TLK was made for the chinese market and i refuse to belive anything else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 4th one was shit and people lost interest so nobody bothered to see the 5th one.

      You can only milk a series so long based on the initial success of a movie. The first movie was great and is still amazing. The second movie looks pretty but isn't as great and the third movie is just meh. I watched 5 seconds of the 4th movie and just said nope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were all shit, there was nothing extra shit about the fourth one and that one did over a billion dollars

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The first 3 where great. First one was a great story the second and 3rd had CGI that still beats modern CGI and a lot of good cinematography.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >all he can say about the second and third is "the CG was nice!"
            This apparently makes them "great"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Michael, why didn't the latest entry make a billion dollars?
      >I don't know, but I know who can help us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the last Transformers movie came out in 2017
      Holy shit. I thought it was from 19 or 20. What the frick?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2018, Bumblebee

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hurm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its hilarious how hard white women have to push their breasts up to make it look like theres a slight resemblance of volume there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah she actually has a decent pair, I've seen em

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's because you are white and are used to mediocrity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy your flappy pancake breasts, Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the dresses that do that you nig. If it was Keira Knightly you might right because she joked about having to use fakes because she has no breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of the worst cases of IM ACTING i have ever seen, good lord.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ??????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dilate

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yag sbarro

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Nighy found out about this scene from a taxi driver.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so is he alive or what? Did he sneak into the room to steal Orlando's porn stash? The frick?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know they wouldn't let a compelling character like Cap'n Jones simplely fade away.

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