Something wrong, colonel? You came here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found... A GOD?

Something wrong, colonel? You came here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found... A GOD?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those red leather jackets can never look intimidating, he looks like a f'ing moron pussy ass b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >censoring yourself on an anonymous basket weaving forum.
      >calling someone else a pussy
      Go to bed you have school tomorrow.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm 65 years old you moron, i abbreviate out of rank laziness, you should know being a snot nose zoomer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >being 33 years old when the cold war ended and SF2 just came out
          Regale us younglings of the good old days, gramps?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            once upon a time there was this f'ggot who wore a red leather j'cket

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is that Achmed Foley? THE Achmed Foley!?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >65 year old thinks he has any more right to be here than a zoomer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Typing your homosexual f'ing takes longer than typing out fricking on a keyboard. You're moronic. But I guess I am a zooner compared to you you worthless old resource squandering market ruining old bastard of a generation. Should have let covid run its course and purge you old dingle berries of society inside of ruining everything for the younger generations.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based gramps putting the kids in their place

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based gramps putting the kids in their place

          Geriatric samegay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, Raul Julia was dying of cancer. They had to puff up his costumes to hide his skinny body.

      Even then he would sneak out of camp at night to drink whiskey and smoke cigars with the rest of the crew.

      F

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the uniform. It's the man in it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Has any hero/heroine's motivation ever been this succinctly BTFO?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not quite as thoroughly, no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "f'ing"?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this shit in the theater, loved it then and still enjoy it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *smashes all the buttons at the same time*
    Check mate.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that Mr. Bishop, the captain of the ship?
    His name is Bison (Vega ackchually), not Bishop, and regardless, wouldn't he be "Captain Bishop" not "Mr."? None of this makes sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In my country they said he was Major Bison.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has the best scenes in both movies
    >too autistic to even appreciate this

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please keep ageplay out of this pure thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TUESDAY
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    Y

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TUESDAY
      For me, it's Tuesday

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you bucks never even played Pit Fighter let alone got a surly bonus

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKIN' TUESDAY!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OF COURSE!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is when I realized as a kid that Asian women could be hot. I had always been a white girl kind of boy before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is when I realized movies could be bad and I should always expect to be disappointed by things that excite me initially.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I GUESS YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT DID YOU

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As shitty as this movie was, you have to admire such a classy skilled actor to make this his last starring role for the sake of his children who loved the SNES game.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need an arcade controller to be a true fighter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Controller?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OF COURSE

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to frick that b***h Kylie's ass so HARD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That de next Minogue wannabee, is gonna FEEL IT

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