>Sometimes dead is bettah
wtf is his problem?
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>Sometimes dead is bettah
>Sometimes dead is bettah
wtf is his problem?
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Can't act. Ugly. Americ**t.
Shut the frick up you dumb c**t
The remake sucked without him
The story sucked to begin with. His inclusion just made it intolerable to sit through. Cry moar you fat americ**t.
Why are you even posting in this thread you stupid frickwad
Its fun calling out no taste troons such as yourself.
>bringing up trannies out of fricking nowhere
why don't you greentext every time someone calls someone a homosexual or a Black person or an ESL or a moron?
But op posted an image of one
Papa Munster is not a troony you homosexual queer
After Rob Zombies butchering of everything Munster, he is now.
He was the most trannie of us all
I have this image in my head of some guy on the other side of the world with tears streaming down his face screaming NOOOOOOOOOO and punching himself in the head because someone called papa munster a troony. I can't stop laughing.
This man played papa Munster. An example of the dying Maine accent. Soon to be extinct.
Kys
>t. yuropoor discord trannies
t. paedophile
What's it like being so utterly obsessed with a superior country that you have to seethe in every thread about us?
How does it feel to be such a cucked country you need to inject yourself into everything that doesnt concern or involve your nation of inbred dogs? Will you cry moar from getting being called out, c**t?
>inject yourself
you brought it up
Nope, not Op.
OP didn't bring it up
You did
>typical americ**t schizophrenia
Op posted the image of an americ**t and asked what its problem was. How does that make me the one obsessed? Seems to be you just proving more of my assertion. You dogs just need to go away. Not a single soul, not even other americ**ts, like americ**ts. Kys already pederast.
cool paragraph, didn't read it tho
You did, and youll read this sentence too. You already lost the game.
>t. braindead yoot
Kek, stupid fat fricking Americans think they can act.
He knew about the zombies but wasn’t upfront in his explanation
injuns
> DONT BERRY YOUR SON IN THE CURSED INDIAN BURIAL GROUND
> the one that’s right over there
> *points over yonder*
He knew exactly what he was doing
>BERRY
Autocorrect is autistic
That's actually true from the novel.
Whyd he do it in the book?
the wendigo influences people to frick around at the burial ground
and its influence can grow at times especially if you give in to it, which is what happened big time in the book, if your despair feeds it enough it can evey reach out outside the town this happened it, the novel became outright cosmic horror at times
>the novel became outright cosmic horror at times
no
Dad went into alien territory, complete with stars and flora that didn't exist locally, and random visions of the Wendigo popping up in front of the character when it wasn't rampaging around like a Jurassic World monster, which didn't register in the "real" world. All this while he was going to bury Gage in the first place to make him come back and walk back to his house. All happened in an alternate dimension or reality. There's Lovecraft tales that were more grounded.
They call it a wendigo but it’s reminiscent of a demon
the/a wendigo is a demon in injun folklore, it's a malevolent non-human entity/spirit that corrupts people, most commonly through that person committing cannibalism
>Dad went into alien territory, complete with stars and flora that didn't exist locally, and random visions of the Wendigo popping up in front of the character when it wasn't rampaging around like a Jurassic World monster, which didn't register in the "real" world.
he just walks like 10 miles into swampy woods and he's a city boy and it overwhelmed his senses
the wendigo knocking over trees in the middle of nowhere wouldn't effect anyone because no is close enough to notice unless they're already under the influence of the fairly mundane death curse placed over the land
No. Book Wendigo also made the driver who killed Gage become berserker into pushing the pedal into killing Gage, to the point he didn't know why he did it and attempted suicide afterwards. Wendigo was treated as a tread carefully around it moon phase entity, like Pennywise in a way. I wouldn't call it fairly mundane at all, it's a disservice to how vile it can get it. Mundane are the adaptations. At least the Micmacs mostly left the place and I assumed are at most contacted in present times about legal shit about land ownership.
>Book Wendigo also made the driver who killed Gage become berserker into pushing the pedal into killing Gage,
And the gypsy from Thinner makes a guy become thinner
That's not cosmic either
>like pennywise in a way
No, like the wendigo, which in the fricking actual myth influences people to eat each other and become monsters because it's a cautionary metaphor about why you shouldn't eat people or else all the other algonquins or whoever will hunt and kill you for being a psycho/enemy tribes might try to eat you, so kill them as they are monsters and not even real people
I don't know or read about Thinner but I've watched 3 Pet Sematary movies in addition to reading the original nove, only haven't watched the new TV show or series. Where do you draw the line about what is a cosmic Wendigo given Stephen King lore? Considering we also had a Guillermo Del Toro Wendigo movie out not that long ago? I need clarification.
I consider a wendigo to be not cosmic horror the same way I consider a werewolf to not be one
it's not from fricking space
I guess it could as well remind you the Stephen King afterlife industry (TM) also send a corpse out to remind Gage's father WELL in advance shit was going to escalate super fast if he fed the escalating demon (from a verse full of demons that did a lot less if you pick a title) any further.
Yes, Pascow, who is just a benevolent ghost. Like Casper, or Patrick Swayze in the movie Ghost, which also aren't cosmic horror.
For the lulz
It's unironically this. Insectile hate is a phrase King uses in the book about what Wendigo expresses when actually possessing somebody more than usual.
YUTES?
>another thumbnail thread
Nothing, he knows what's up. Just look at old series/movies that have had "modern" revivals. DBS comes to mind.
>Dragon Ball CHADper comes to mind.
Naturally.
He meant “don’t make remakes”
Don’t disrespect the dead
None of the live projects (4 by now believe it or not) made the novel justice, at best scratched its surface here and there, but you wouldn't know it browsing here. Made extra funny because King has a reputation for bloated stories but Pet Sematary is only around 400 pages long.
The thing that comes out of that grave ain't the thing you buried
If someone regularly offered/buried dead bodies to the Wendigo, could you gain its necromantic favour? Zombie orgies?
Yes, probably, but the Wendigo partially (or fully) inhabits its corpses, so it would be kind of gay.
Wendigo wants to ruin you and everything you hold dear, but if you're lucky it'll be only able at the time to barely animate a kid pet and creep you out for a few moments, months or years. The main Pet Sematary story was a worst case scenario. The corpse kissing scene wasn't explicitly in the novel but was a nice touch.
Everyone requotes that line. The baller quote from the movie is his
>Christ on his throne NO!
in response to the idea of burying people there. Pure Gwynn-kino
Better delivery but "sometimes dead is better" is the theme of the story.
RIP anthony bourdain
Boy that prequel movie they released a few weeks ago sure was hot garbage. Only the original one is any good - I'll give a slight pass to part 2 though because Clancy Brown was great in it.
The book >>>>the adaptations
In many Steven King books he goes too far in places, inserts his weird fetishes and beliefs, and/or ramblings he wrote while high on coke. At least with Pet Sematary it’s concise (could even be a little shorter though) and doesn’t contain as much of the aforementioned problems
Why did this homie even show him the place. He knew it was no good. It was just a cat.
It was a different time
>PAPA MUNSTER IS NOT A troony AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*starts ripping tiles off the bathroom walls with sheer rage strength
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S A FRANKENSTEIN NOT A troony!!!
*starts running around in circles doing fist windmills
Pet Sematary movie, and you didn't even acknowledge how Pascow reached out outside Ludlow's to provide the psychic bad news.
Utter shitshow we have right now. Not only about the absolute state of PS adaptations, but also what people take from them.
I really enjoyed his acting/role in My Cousin Vinny. I recently had the pleasure of introducing the movie to some friends & family, and everyone loved Judge Chamberlain Haller too.
RIP
he was funny on south park RIP