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If female Scourge is "Surge" then would would female Sonic be Sound?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm tired of sonic girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You only need one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's she so smug about?

          >Blaze's officially flat chested and has breast envy
          Has this exact pic ever been made with Blaze and, I don't know, Rouge, Amy or other of the official big titted characters?
          If not... I might just know what to commission next.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe if she collected all the chaos emeralds her super form would have double Ds. Poor flat cat can dream at least.

              Keep the flat cat coming!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sadly, I don't have much more flat cat in my Sonic folder. Hopefully, someone else has some they can share.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >*squish*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Poor flat cat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe if she collected all the chaos emeralds her super form would have double Ds. Poor flat cat can dream at least.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nice, very nice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's she so smug about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If only she actually had a charming witty fun personality.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, at least she has a well written personality, some characters don't even have that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like her specifically because she doesn't have a fun charming personality

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surge is way more similar to Shadow than Scourge.Scourge was an bratty asshat who killed his father because he mistreated him, and then turned into an even bigger brat.

    Surge was some normal girl who underwent extensive genetic operations to be turned into an bionic supersoldier against sonic. She also has the biodata of both Sonic and Shadow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She also has the biodata of both Sonic and Shadow
      Wait really? I know she has Sonic's but where is it said she had Shadow's? Did Starline ever even interact or mention Shadow?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Starline got both of their biodata from Metal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There has been no mention of this. Anon is just making shit up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey guys I found Surge's theme song:

        She looks more like a Spiderbait Black Betty to me than a Ram Jam Black Betty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scourge’s father never mistreated him, he was a saint in fact, and led their world’s “great era of peace”. Scourge was just a spoiled, ungrateful brat who killed his dad because he was always evil, which is why the “one bad day” ripoff line doesn’t make any sense because unlike Batman and Joker, Sonic and Scourge both have amazing lives compared to every single other person on the planet. There was never any reason for why they are that way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same thing. Scourge is a brat, that's pretty much it.

        Honestly, if anyone's got the right to talk about a 'bad day', it's Surge. Even Shadow had Maria, but Kit is just fricked up as Surge as well, and the only reason he even follows her is because he's brainwashed ot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >which is why the “one bad day” ripoff line doesn’t make any sense
        Scourge used that on Sonic to say he was pretty close to being like Scourge. That's why Sonic said the opposite could be true for Scourge having a good day or whatever and being more like Sonic. They're both on the verge of switching sides and knowing Ian and his corruption fetish, I can see him really wanting to push that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They're both on the verge of switching sides
          Not really, that goes against the entire point of Sonic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not exactly. Sonic was getting fed up with stuff happening at New Mobotropolis and he gets more defiant later on. That's why Scourge's words bothered him. Of course he's not going to go bad or anything but it was just the possibility that was supposed to worry him. Sally managed to help him get through some of that and when the council became more unbearable she got control of the FF back but then she got roboticized and Sonic's attitude went to anger and depression. He probably would've returned to his not as pissed self when he got her back but the reboot happened and that wiped away a lot of his problems.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Scourge’s father never mistreated him, he was a saint in fact, and led their world’s “great era of peace”.
        The era of peace was fell apart quickly and the reason Scourge had it out for his father was because he was an absentee parent.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No he didn't anon, you literally made that up. That or you've suffered some form of the Mandela effect. Scourge doesn't once ever say or imply he was "absentee", the one and only time we see him he's side by side with little Scourge. Scourge killed him because Scourge was evil. It was the typical "you're weak old man, I'm the future!" bullshit from a moron with no redeeming qualities or prior justification.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >No he didn't anon, you literally made that up.
            If you're going to call someone a liar, do your homework first.
            >the one and only time we see him he's side by side with little Scourge
            Ignoring him while basking in the praise from the public. Scourge looks sad and lonely and he's tugging on his dad's cape but is simply being ignored. The intention was clear that Anti-Jules didn't spend tie with his son which led to his resentment of him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >father doesn't spend much time playing with son
              >son fricking murders him
              NTA but that's not much better, tbh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say he was justified in doing it, just that was his reason to do it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They advertised her as Surge and she kinda almost sorta is until you hear half the words she's saying. She comes off more like a rape victim than an angry dyke lesbian dom.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit I meant Scourge.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dyke lesbian dom
        Bro she is literally followed by an custom-made brainwashed simp

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's fine. She'll shove Kit in a skirt. It'll be great.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong, male mobians can't wear pants or anything that covers their legs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But they both green anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never really thought about it, but given rumors of Ian not wanting to use Shadow until the suits lighten up on their novel-length mandates I believe it.

      No
      Also am I the only one old enough to know and have made friends with this British thot? I can't believe it's been like 15 years - we're all going to be 40 soon

      >Purity The Hedgehog
      That takes me back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ian not wanting to use Shadow until the suits lighten up

        What's going on with this? And when did it happen?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What's going on with this? And when did it happen?
          Ian has stated he's moved away from writing Shadow because he was tired of all the restrictions on him. That was around the time of the end of Metal Virus.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What even are the restrictions on Shadow?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Generally that he can't grow as a person, have friends or receive any positive development of any kind and has to stay as a mentally stunted, edgy manchild.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's really stupid and I feel like those restriction are only meant to appeal to comentators who just want to make jokes about how edgy Shadow is. Most fans want to see him become more of a character and we already don't get in in the games, why restrict the comic that litereally has no ties to the games whatsoever?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because Sega said so, and they want Shadow to be a joke because making him a serious character keeps blowing up in their face.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How do you make Shadow into more of a character? He's a 50 year old overpowered half-alien twin of Sonic whose design is edge incarnate.

              • 2 years ago
                Boco

                Play him for laughs like Boom did.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a character it's a gag, like everything in that show.

              • 2 years ago
                Boco

                And it was still better than anything before or since.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you realize your opinion has the opposite effect. Everyone knows how shit your taste is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No it wasn't, you moron. It was completely shit on, nobody even thought it was funny.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >How do you make Shadow into more of a character?
                He already was.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                like the anon ealier in the thread said, he's essentally a discount pre-development Vegeta at this point. I always felt like if they really wanted to parallel Vegeta's character arc, they need to give him a reason to want to protect and fight for others. He obviously doesn't need a romantic partner, but just any form of relationship that may give him more reason to open up and portray a softer side. If they want they can even draw parrels to his relationship with Maria and make it as though this new relationship has given him back the motivations to protect others that he lost with Maria. I don't really know, I'm just bullshiting, but that could work if done right

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Team Dark is literally right there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're not a team. They aren't even friends. 'Team Dark' is simply a marketing term.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They're not a team.
                Yes. They work together from time to time. And usually when the situation demands it.
                >They aren't even friends.
                Debatable. Despite what Iizuka says. Even if not "friends", they are still allies and people who trust in each other and are willing to work with.
                >'Team Dark' is simply a marketing term.
                Absolutely right. Their group has no name.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Debatable. Despite what Iizuka says. Even if not "friends", they are still allies and people who trust in each other and are willing to work with.
                Not anymore.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Haha yes anon I know. Literally not the point.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Still make 06' technically cannon
                >Decide to retcon the single thing 06' did correctly which was Shadow's development
                At a certain point the conspiracy that Sonic Team is going out of there way to ruin Sonic as much as they can looks more and more believable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                06 isn't canon. Just pretend Sega never made it. They already do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mephiles is currently being added to Speed Battle.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Shade's face when even Mephiles makes the cut

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That game, apart from being one of the very few games that is somehow even worse than 06', was the catalyst of a lawsuit that forever changed how SEGA handled giving Sonic to third parties.

                It's not hard to see why she will never be seen or refrenced again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were talking about Speed Battle

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know, anon... trust me, I know.
                Still hurts, but a man can dream though, a man can dream.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Shade
                Good night, sweet echidna princess

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mephiles is currently being added to Speed Battle.

                How does Mephiles even exist outside that game?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't, the mobile isn't canon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mephiles himself doesn't, but Sonic and Blaze remember him.
                Also, just because he doesn't exist anymore doesn't mean you can't officially acknowledge him in any capacity.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, he was gonna be in Forces before someone made them drop him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                As an Phantom Illusion, which are, according to Shadow, not real. He could've come back as an illusion but doing so would not only be very difficult because barely anyone remembers him as anything but Solaris, but it wouldn't matter because all of the Phantom Illusions fade out of existence when the Phantom Ruby that created them all is destroyed which would mean he could only come back for a boss fight, if that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The same way Tikal, Gamma and the many variants do.
                It's a non-canon game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Team Dark
                Team Who?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I always felt like if they really wanted to parallel Vegeta's character arc, they need to give him a reason to want to protect and fight for others
                They were, unironically, going with that route in Battle, by making Shadow's goal to protect the planet as Maria wanted. That's why, despite the explanation as to how he returned and had his memories back not being given yet, Battle is easily the best depiction of the character after SA2.
                Sure, there are some memetic dialogues here and there, but given how cringe the localization of Battle was on some points, one must excuse the form and focus on the substance.
                Then came Heroes, and Shadow the Game and everything started going to shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What morons. Vegeta, Goku, Trunks, the list goes on are garbage characters. What was it with Sega and their obsession with DBZ at the time when DBZ was over since the 90s?
                And Sonic in the first video games never came off as Goku or Peter Pan, he came off more like a lazy butthole sick with it all ready to go Shadow when he's not having fun anymore.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Vegeta, Goku, Trunks, the list goes on are garbage characters
                By all means, elaborate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Goku is a literal mental moron. He hit his head as a kid.
                The rest of the characters are just different degrees of fight-happy buttholes; they're all part of the same archetype with no serious improvements.

                And the other characters are boring straightmen who get impressed by everything like Krillin, Gohan, Trunks, Bulma.
                The others are boring perverts that make Quagmire look like a 3D character.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Vegeta - starts off arrogant, hopeful and cheeky, actually has a personality at first before they turn him into an angry moron.
                Piccolo - Stoic self-righteous idiot who's mostly mute and when he isn't he goes full "For the crimes against King Piccolo I sentence you to death".
                Tenshinhan - Ironically more serious less of a weirdo antisocial than the previous two. Stoic, but can still be impressed and fooled by Goku and Master Roshi. He also used to have more of a personality at first before he turns stoic.
                Yamcha - kind of a Jack Spicer, used to be a bandit, he used to be the douchebag big bro bully villain to Goku. He's almost like Sonic in a way, just like Goku. Later in the series he still retains his wackiness, but he loses his intelligence and combat effectiveness.
                Bulma - annoying bawdb***h of the group who's main goal was to gather the dragon balls to wish for the greatest boyfriend(literally fricking Amy), but she's a scientist to elevate her usefulness.(better than Amy's Tsunade trash punch hard like an ooga booga cause that's definitely feminine, punching like a moron, oohhh booga, we really need angry women to be made fun of and called unfeminine like)
                Trunks is Silver
                Can't find a counterpat for Cream and Blaze or Eggman.

                Tails is almost an improvement, he's Bulma without the b***hing, bawdtiness, shallowness, but he's something like Bulma mixed with Krillin which makes him pathetic instead of a badass like Rouge.
                Can't find any counterpat to Rouge out of DBZ.

                Shadow suffers the same exact problem as these characters. He starts off fun-loving and all chatty enjoying to humiliate Sonic and then becomes too stoic and antisocial and downright a tool for others to use instead of being the one pulling the strings behind the scenes like a moustache twirling villain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Eggman is easily Frieza. A genius that thinks he's better than everyone and wants to build his empire. Likes playing with his enemies and having fun causing destruction. Not as murderous unless we're talking about Archie Eggman. And Tails is Gohan. Maybe now Sega will have Tails step up and be a hero on his own again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tails is Gohan
                >Tails transforming into the Kitsune Blanco may happen in your lifetime

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I always thought Tails was this really nice innocent girl in the video games like Gadget Hackwrench who occasionally wants to frick Sonic, but because of a misinterpretation of the Game Over screen and because you do PvP racing only against Sonic Vs Tails without any clones I thought Tails was hiding a dark side to her and was secretly Sonic's rival in disguise. Kinda like how in Swat Kats T-Bone and Razor compete so hard in training with each other that you'd think they're sworn enemies.

                So anyway in the game over screen I thought Tails got sick of Sonic's laziness from not wanting to save the world and ends up cooking him on a pot with fire underneath Sonic and everything. Sonic is just sitting there "I give this little of a frick that I am going to let you cook me alive and eat me, fox. I AM NOT FRICKING MOVING FROM THIS SPOT, TAILS. EAT ME ALIVE, GO AHEAD, b***h." which is also very 100% accurate to the OVA when Tails yells at Sonic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Eggman
                Dr. Gero of the Red Ribbon Army.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't have the personality beyond the anger, cowering and entitlement over his robots.
                >Freeza
                He doesn't have the personality... no wait... Freeza almost.. kinda.. Freeza is never wacky and pathetic, but he is very backstabbing and a liar, but when he lies he doesn't play the pathetic card, he plays the eloquent noble gentleman card almost like a Captain Hook.
                Eggman is definitely a modified Freeza.

                Eggman is almost a Joker or Aku type except his chattiness revolves around technical nerdy shit and punching his minions. Which is hilarious because neither Dr Wily nor Dr Light talk that much about technical shit. I often compared Sonic to Megaman. There's just too much robot shit going on because of Eggman to not think about Megaman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Eggman is easily Frieza. A genius that thinks he's better than everyone and wants to build his empire. Likes playing with his enemies and having fun causing destruction. Not as murderous unless we're talking about Archie Eggman. And Tails is Gohan. Maybe now Sega will have Tails step up and be a hero on his own again.

                >Vegeta
                >Piccolo
                >Tenshinhan
                >Bulma
                >Gohan
                Good thing all those characters go through a lot of character development all throughout DB and DBZ

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Vegeta does

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He starts off fun-loving

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kicking your ass with a glee is pretty fun loving of him. :^)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                with glee* with a grin*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Goku is a literal mental moron. He hit his head as a kid.
                The rest of the characters are just different degrees of fight-happy buttholes; they're all part of the same archetype with no serious improvements.

                And the other characters are boring straightmen who get impressed by everything like Krillin, Gohan, Trunks, Bulma.
                The others are boring perverts that make Quagmire look like a 3D character.

                Turn him into Mao Mao (Heroes of Pure Heart) an actual charming Batman who enjoys his job(unlike Batman). He'd have great chemistry with Sonic's more Peter Pan-ish personality, unlike Piccolo/Knuckles, Vegeta and the stereotype that is Rouge(Rouge doesn't get surprised, shocked, intimidated by most things which makes for a boring character)

                Vegeta - starts off arrogant, hopeful and cheeky, actually has a personality at first before they turn him into an angry moron.
                Piccolo - Stoic self-righteous idiot who's mostly mute and when he isn't he goes full "For the crimes against King Piccolo I sentence you to death".
                Tenshinhan - Ironically more serious less of a weirdo antisocial than the previous two. Stoic, but can still be impressed and fooled by Goku and Master Roshi. He also used to have more of a personality at first before he turns stoic.
                Yamcha - kind of a Jack Spicer, used to be a bandit, he used to be the douchebag big bro bully villain to Goku. He's almost like Sonic in a way, just like Goku. Later in the series he still retains his wackiness, but he loses his intelligence and combat effectiveness.
                Bulma - annoying bawdb***h of the group who's main goal was to gather the dragon balls to wish for the greatest boyfriend(literally fricking Amy), but she's a scientist to elevate her usefulness.(better than Amy's Tsunade trash punch hard like an ooga booga cause that's definitely feminine, punching like a moron, oohhh booga, we really need angry women to be made fun of and called unfeminine like)
                Trunks is Silver
                Can't find a counterpat for Cream and Blaze or Eggman.

                Tails is almost an improvement, he's Bulma without the b***hing, bawdtiness, shallowness, but he's something like Bulma mixed with Krillin which makes him pathetic instead of a badass like Rouge.
                Can't find any counterpat to Rouge out of DBZ.

                Shadow suffers the same exact problem as these characters. He starts off fun-loving and all chatty enjoying to humiliate Sonic and then becomes too stoic and antisocial and downright a tool for others to use instead of being the one pulling the strings behind the scenes like a moustache twirling villain.

                Man don't tbother arguing. Modern Sonic fans are a bunch of die-hard weebs that get off on DBZ. They like dumb anime shit like Nazo or That Mario flash thing with Mecha Sonic.

                Man, i bet if Sonic starts like speaking like an old japanese lady, they'll bust a nut.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cement in stone he can't keep up with sonic without the boots.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Turn him into Mao Mao (Heroes of Pure Heart) an actual charming Batman who enjoys his job(unlike Batman). He'd have great chemistry with Sonic's more Peter Pan-ish personality, unlike Piccolo/Knuckles, Vegeta and the stereotype that is Rouge(Rouge doesn't get surprised, shocked, intimidated by most things which makes for a boring character)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >How do you make Shadow into more of a character?

                Play him for laughs like Boom did.

                >Play him for laughs like Boom did.
                It was only funny if you where a fan of Shadow. To everyone else, was played obtusely straight and narrow [spoilers]and ruined Boom for it[/spoilers]

                like the anon ealier in the thread said, he's essentally a discount pre-development Vegeta at this point. I always felt like if they really wanted to parallel Vegeta's character arc, they need to give him a reason to want to protect and fight for others. He obviously doesn't need a romantic partner, but just any form of relationship that may give him more reason to open up and portray a softer side. If they want they can even draw parrels to his relationship with Maria and make it as though this new relationship has given him back the motivations to protect others that he lost with Maria. I don't really know, I'm just bullshiting, but that could work if done right

                >they want they can even draw parrels to his relationship with Maria and make it as though this new relationship has given him back the motivations to protect others that he lost with Maria.

                He had this with Hope Kintobor in Archie.
                But "Archie sux" or so the saying goes, so that's out of the way

                Sorta but less because of the redesign and more because of the "realification" of the Sonic aesthetic and basically dumping everything that made Sonic unique to become more generic.

                >the "realification" of the Sonic aesthetic and basically dumping everything that made Sonic unique to become more generic.
                THIS

                >Still make 06' technically cannon
                >Decide to retcon the single thing 06' did correctly which was Shadow's development
                At a certain point the conspiracy that Sonic Team is going out of there way to ruin Sonic as much as they can looks more and more believable.

                >Sonic Team is going out of there way to ruin Sonic as much as they can looks more and more believable.

                Being forced to keep working on Sonic non-stop would make even the sanest man a bit bitter at the hedgehog. Hell, this was a thing since Naka's days on the Genesis.

                Sonic was just a means to an end for Sonic Team to get more work and develop clout at SEGA, he was never meant to be their main source of income.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Basically he's forced to be pre-character development Vegeta for all time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >She also has the biodata of both Sonic and Shadow
      ENTER

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sega has one chance to be faster than Dragon Ball Super by introducing Dark Sonic either in the comics or in Prime. DBS already showed that ultra instinct has a dark side to it, but it was very subtle and they didn't further explain what happened, it will probably come later when Goku masters ultra instinct.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They could also further expand on chaos energy if they weren't such talentless hacks. DBS is already pointing to the fact Broly was using a form of God energy all along and there's many more God techniques than just ultra instinct.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not Dark Sonic, that's that one DBZ Sonic OC (the one that isn't Nazo and was created by Eggman, I can't remember his name).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No I'm talking about the one from Sonic X season 3.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The pic in the post you are replying to has the OC, not Dark Sonic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah k

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally just a DeviantArt OC word for word

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so is shadow
        >a secret experimental hedgehog from Robotnik's grandfather who was best friends with a girl who the Government killed and now is a surly loner who seeks to prove he's the ultimate life form and better than sonic in every way
        like Blaze
        >a princess from an alternate dimension who has her own emerald like the chaos emeralds but different called the Sol Emeralds (original donut steel) and hangs out with a time traveling hedgehog to stop the world from ending
        desu, you can make anything sound stupid if you remove it from context

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surge has a hypno fetish

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic is a sociopath

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic is a sociopath
      You act like that's a bad thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Same reason why DBS Goku is an awful character. Having the main character be this invincible god-like manchild that does nothing but bring danger to appease their boredom sounds like a horror story. Sonic has more plot armor than Goku too, at least Goku can lose.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Goku has the excuse that if earth dies they can just bring it back with the Wyvern Spheroids

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sonic has legally mandated plot armor
          Kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly don't know what the frick brings an executive to believe something like that
            >Ah yes, you can write a COMIC this character WHO FIGHTS VILLAINS, but he can't ever, ever lose
            Like, why the frick even have a comic then?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >but he can't ever, ever lose
              That's just demonstrably not true though, so what the frick brings an anon to believe something like that?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's literally an mandate in IDW Sonic nowadays? They have a fricking kajillion of them, and one of them is that sonic and team can't ever, ever lose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For a series where they can't ever, ever lose, they sure did, did lose, repeated times through zombots

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shadow, for one, was mandated specifically to lose. Sonic, however, is mandated to always win.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wait Shadow has to lose?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sega's mandate is that Shadow must be an overly confident, smug jerk who keeps getting his ass handed to him as punishment. Vegeta, basically.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except that's a lie, the second half at least. He has to be confident and prideful. There's no mandate that he must lose- Ian wants to make him lose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's Evan's excuse?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who said anything about excuses? Shadow is a powerful character, so making him lose to the zombies is impactful, and Ian just stumbled in the how because he didn't get to do it how he planned. Evan had him lose temporarily against Starline because if not, the plot wouldn't continue at all- and because it helps sell Starline, in theory.

                You're complaining about mandates when you should be complaining about a temporary instance of Shadow being treated like Worf- "he's powerful, so if the new threat beats him, the new threat is established as powerful".

                Read up on how Shadow got infected in #19.

                I have. Ian always wanted him to lose. The manner in which he did got changed.

                Sonic and Teams cannot lose. Some characters getting temporarily infected by the Zombot virus is not losing.

                Also, Ian said he wanted Shadow to actually fight more instead of going out like a moronic chump. But SEGA wants to write him like the Bejita meme.

                So can characters lose or not? You're complaining Shadow lost (again, because Ian wanted), but then complaining characters can't lose, but then that Shadow's mandated to lose. Also very convenient that when Shadow gets infected that's losing, but when Charmy gets infected or so on that's just "a temporary infection".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shadow is an powerful character that was mandated to lose like a chump, characters like sonic aren't allowed lose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean by losing? Losing fights or not being able to save the day?

              • 2 years ago
                Boco

                Lose fights. And get infected, then ignore perfectly useful advice to fight it off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean that sonic can't lose.

                They won't allow a villain like Surge or Nega or Metal or Zavok or whoever the frick to defeat him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He was mandated to lose LIKE A CHUMP. He wasn't mandated TO LOSE. See the difference?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >So can characters lose or not?

                >Q:Does the "Sonic can't lose"rule mean that he can't suffer a permanent loss but can go through hard times but come back from it?
                Yes, exactly. They can't have him lose lose forever and always because obviously that would be the end of the book. But he can have momentary setbacks. One of the best examples of that was in Archie issue 175 where Eggman wins unequivocally but Sonic was still planned to win in the end.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh hey look at that, the word "forever", which you've been repeatedly not using. How curious, turns out the rule isn't "Sonic can't lose", it's "this is a children's book and Sonic is the hero, so while he can lose in a smaller scale, be defeated at a temporary scale, at the end of the story, he wins".

                If you have a problem with even this, then you're just being a moron who somehow thinks this is the sort of franchise where the heroes permanently lose. Reminder not even Dragonball is that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sonic literally doesn't lose. Not in the IDW comics, anyway. The closest thing was when he had to keep running around to burn off the metal virus.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He did a frickton of losing during the Zombot arc

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, his friends were the ones losing. Reread the story, Sonic doesn’t lose once.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Reread Story
                >Eggman gets away at Barricade Town and Sonic accidentally breaks his biometric scanner
                I'd say that's a loss

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Read up on how Shadow got infected in #19.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except that's a lie, the second half at least. He has to be confident and prideful. There's no mandate that he must lose- Ian wants to make him lose.

                It must really suck to be a Shadow fan. Does Silver have any mandates?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Does Silver have any mandates?
                His future must be kept vague and undefined.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So he can't have any world building? That sucks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Source on those mandates?

                Anon's ass.

                I know misinfo gets spread around alot but you should atleast wait before discounting it.

                >Q:Does SEGA has ever given you some pointers or difficulties on how Silver's future need to be portrayed?
                With the end of the Metal Virus saga, Ian purposefully scripted the bit in Silver's future to see what kind of notes he would get. They were very specific in that it was what they refer to as the "Blue skies future", where things are good, lovely and restored. The original draft of that scene had a more in-depth city scene to show what life was like at that time but they were asked to scale it back and not put too much detail on that era, which is why it's a distant shot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Source on those mandates?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon's ass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ian's podcasts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, give actual source. Timestamp, episode.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >overly confident, smug jerk
                Shadow always had these qualities, it just didn't make up his entire personality back then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well, it does now. Sega wants him to be in a never ending dick measuring contest with Sonic and an butthole to everyone else.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, Ian always wanted him to lose, it's the manner in which it happened that he was asked to change. And hold on, is Shadow not "Sonic and team" now? Can they lose or can't they lose? Is the repeated characters getting infected not losing? Do you actually know what you're talking about, or are you repeating random shit you heard other random anons talk about in threads like this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sonic and Teams cannot lose. Some characters getting temporarily infected by the Zombot virus is not losing.

                Also, Ian said he wanted Shadow to actually fight more instead of going out like a moronic chump. But SEGA wants to write him like the Bejita meme.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People like to point to that arc as an example that Sonic can lose but he never does. He never loses, he just doesn’t win immediately. His friends lose and that bums Sonic out but he never succumbs to the virus himself. He never jobs out to the virus like Shadow did.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Notice how Sonic and Tails specifically do not get turns into one
                Others aren’t invincible, they are

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tails did get turned into one, on Angel Island he jobbed to the Chao and cowered like in Forces for Sonic to save him
                That "can never lose" mandate applies specifically to Sonic, not to Tails

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >sonic and team can't ever, ever lose.
                Spider-Man never lost, what is your point?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Spider-Man never lost
                The frick are you on?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He won in the end, read the comic, he never lost

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Spider-man does lose, gets saved by another hero, or pounded into the dirt before pulling a victory by the skin of his teeth.

                Sonic at worst comes off tired or barely trying for his. Mandates however are a grey area since Ian only hints at them and there are no 10 commandments written anywhere.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Season 1 of One Punch Man is pretty good, you can write a story with an unstoppable protagonist, it's just difficult to do so.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's different, the entire plot of One Punch Man is set around Saitama being, you know, the one punch man. Which is why Saitama rarely even fights at all. OPM is much more about the characters around saitama than he himself.

                Sonic, on the other hand, is always the main hero who personally fights the antagonists. So when he literally can't be defeated by legal madnate because of moronic executives, that just kinda ruins any tension.

                Like, look at #50. Even the people who like it agree that it's a massive disappointment, and a big part of that is because Sonic and Surge's fight was fricking boring - they hyped her for several issues, and then all she does is hit him like, twice, without even leaving a mark, and then lose.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic lost to Infinite.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably it would make sense

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if Sonic raped Scrunch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that would be hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my homie Scrunch would beat the shit outta that dicklet pussy-b***h Sonic if he even tried

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Retconned Rotor's homosexuality
    >Pushed it onto Nicole and Sally in the reboot
    >Doing it again for Whisper and Tangle
    Godammit you smug bastard, where's our homosexual male Sonic rep?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ian didn't "retcon" Rotor's homosexuality, he just choose not to use Penders' planned plot that involved Robotnik blackmailing Rotor to sabatoge Freedom Fighter efforts or else he'd reveal Rotor's homosexuality to the other Freedom Fighters.

      But yeah no there are a disproportionately large amount of alphabet females compared to alphabet males in the Sonic comics. I still full expect the bird DJs to be revealed to be a gay couple in time in IDW though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait THAT was the plan?? robotnik straight-up just telling rotor's friends that he's gay???

        holy shit lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, apparently Rotor's friendship with Sonic and the gang would be at risk if they found out he was a homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sonic is homophobic?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He was gonna be under Penders.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >But yeah no there are a disproportionately large amount of alphabet females compared to alphabet males in the Sonic comics.
        None of them officially recognized as such though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And probably never will be as long as Sega has any say. Bless them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yup. No one's allowed to be together unless they're established from the get go and no lgbt is permitted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ian basically said Rotor wasn't gay in the main universe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was never made official so he's right, no matter how much rotorgay cries.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He never cried about this. To my memory, Rotorgay said he doesn't mind/would like if he was gay, but otherwise never affirmed as such it was top priority. I had seen him commenting before that he doesn't either like any of Penders bullshit on Rotor.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody can post that much gay porn and still claim to be neutral on his sexuality. I hate that avatar homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have to be pretty moronic to latch on your poorly half-assed assumption that you must want a character to be of different sexuality just because you fap to one. That sounds like projection in your part.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He does nothing but post gay porn, writes massive fricking textblocks on how hot he is and you expect me to believe that he doesn’t actually care? Frick off moron stop whiteknighting for that literal homosexual attention prostitute.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. butthurt Tanglegay ban evading right now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That moron’s an avatargay too, any attention prostitute that posts with a huge tell like that doesn’t belong on an anonymous board and rightfully get banned.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't stop him from trying to argue Rotor was technically gay because of his dialogue, whatever the frick that means.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I had spoke onces of this matter, but you might have gotten your memories wrong, apologizes. I didn't "argue". That'd be implying I'm in the favoring stance over something. Rotor or anybody else being gay is really the least I want for my favorite character, and you would think as much if you were in my shoes.

                For clarification, it was to merely make an observation. Nothing more than it, a silly point for trivia's sake. I was meaning to mention you could see how Rotor was perhaps of homosexualry through two throw-away words picked from the exuberance of wordiness and verbosity that the certain charlatan writer would drug himself with. That was my intention, independent of what do I think about a walrus benefiting as homosexual or not, from a comic book about a quickstep wienery hedgehog.

                Hopefully, that's all clear! I'd love for us to talk more, but thread's about to die, so don't hesitate to bring this up again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wow

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yup, that's Jon Gray's ancient scribbles! He was a really good charming artist, moreso in his early works.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Penders' planned plot that involved Robotnik blackmailing Rotor to sabatoge Freedom Fighter efforts or else he'd reveal Rotor's homosexuality to the other Freedom Fighters.

        I believe that because I can't believe you made that shit up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Need this for Eggman drawgays.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll give it a go when I'm less busy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Rotor is the only adult in the right because not one female character ever showed interest in him in the comics
        Please correct me if I'm wrong, did any, ANY female show interests in him?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He barely shows up in the comic in general. He got written out of the main cast several times. He didn’t have much relationships in general outside of his family and I guess his team mates show friendship to him but that’s about it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not that I know of. Tails had more romance going on for him than Rotor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, but why would they? He's pretty much fat and ugly (he starts looking like he's a grandparent in later issues).

          He barely shows up in the comic in general. He got written out of the main cast several times. He didn’t have much relationships in general outside of his family and I guess his team mates show friendship to him but that’s about it.

          I think it was no secret that he was the least favorite character to the writers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Robotnik blackmailing Rotor to sabatoge Freedom Fighter efforts or else he'd reveal Rotor's homosexuality to the other Freedom Fighters
        >if Penders hadn't sued Archie and made Sega start enforcing stricter punishments on Archie, we could've gotten this stupid fricking joke of a plotline
        >Archie sonic would've gone full Marvel 2013/4/5 sjw had Sega not stepped in to curb this shit and eventually pull the plug on the comic to restart with a stricter plotline closer to canon
        there are very few good things to say about Ken penders
        but him accidentally making Sega keep a tighter leash on Ian and the American writing crew is one of the few good things he's ever done

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ian didn't "retcon" Rotor's homosexuality, he just choose not to use Penders' planned plot that involved Robotnik blackmailing Rotor to sabatoge Freedom Fighter efforts or else he'd reveal Rotor's homosexuality to the other Freedom Fighters.

      But yeah no there are a disproportionately large amount of alphabet females compared to alphabet males in the Sonic comics. I still full expect the bird DJs to be revealed to be a gay couple in time in IDW though.

      Pretty sure Ian implied it in his first MXYL story, when Rotor's torn up cause his bf Cobar was killed, so really Ian was the first one to make Rotor gay in the comics instead of planning to just for a homophobia subplot
      >not canon, alternate universe
      I know but I don't think characters' sexuality changes just because of differences in the timeline

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >where's our homosexual male Sonic rep?
      Starline. He’s not subtle about it either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >where's our homosexual male Sonic rep?
      hopefully nowhere this is sonic the fricking hedgehog, go somewhere else.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon who the frick is this and why do you keep posting her?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gold the Tenrec, a telepath from Silver's future. Appeared in Archie's reboot comics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I ship it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to become two dimensional (2D) and frick every female in the sonic universe until they organism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that image
      Absolute perfection

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so few Surge pics being posted?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god I want to see her beaten, battered, and bruised.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why's that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cuz its only when she's completely demolished physically, emotionally, and mentally, that I can swoop in to clean up the mess that is her life and become the savior she needs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Awww, how cute.

          You know she'll probably bite your dick off, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post sauce, this image is for ants

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://nitter.net/ManiacXVII/status/1485929354529951744

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Many thanks, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only briusing I want to do on her is on her womb. Nothing like good tummy bamboozling bambulged on cute tomboy punk

      Her powers being electricity you think she have a nice after_glow

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, that sounds logical. That or "Snic"

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Kit's gonna try bail tails the moment he can or will actually start to like him. maybe both?
    Also doesn't Whisper want to kill eggman? What would her reaction be if Surge told her Sonic wouldn't let her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kit doesn't have much of a problem with tails himself, he's just hardwire to always help Surge. Surge, which is why he was willing to parlay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably won't have as much sympathy when she tells her she wants to burn everyone who even likes Sonic, like Tangle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it'd probably still result in the two fighting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Telll her thst even Sonic can't be in two places at once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also doesn't Whisper want to kill eggman? What would her reaction be if Surge told her Sonic wouldn't let her?
      That was a one-time moment that happened while she was under massive stress from losing Tangle. She doesn’t show any kind of major rage the next time she fights Eggman at the party.
      Also she let Mimic live, she’s just as big a moralgay as Sonic is.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this image was made by Surge's designer

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So does Sega want Sonic to be Dragon Ball? It always kinda was but these mandates sound more DBZ than ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're just now figuring that out?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I said it always kinda was. Collecting magical rocks, Super Transformations and boys from the future. It's just Sonic never took character dynamics from DB iirc

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shadow's concept art from the start said "base it on Vegeta". Silver's said "just think Trunks".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Between that and the Lancelot/Galahad thing it's no wonder people think they're related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goku gets beaten black and blue all the time in dragon ball (original, z AND super), so no. They want it to be a worse version of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They made Surge and Kit into 17 and 18 so maybe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So does Sega want Sonic to be Dragon Ball?
      Yes, since Sonic 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So does Sega want Sonic to be Dragon Ball?

      Unfortunately yes. Always.

      It';s why we keep getting dumb characters like Vegeta the Edgehog & Jedi Princess Trunks.

      Which is sad, because that's so old school for a children's franchise trying to be "cool" and shit.

      You'd think they borrow more from My Hero, Demon Slayer or something more relevant to kids of today.

      Nope, more stupid fighting space monkeys from the 80s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Vegeta the Edgehog
        I'm honestly tired of this meme, if Shadow was half the character Vegeta is, then for sure he would be an actual character... at least, compare him to Sasuke or another of those other emo rival shits

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If Shadow is a bad character, why some gays want Sonic to be more like him with that permafrown?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >why some gays want Sonic to be more like him with that permafrown?
            >because pic related

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >at least, compare him to Sasuke or another of those other emo rival shits

          You're right of course.

          But try telling that to Izuka.

          Apparently Sonic Team doesn't read Naruto or One Piece.

          >So does Sega want Sonic to be Dragon Ball?

          Unfortunately yes. Always.

          It';s why we keep getting dumb characters like Vegeta the Edgehog & Jedi Princess Trunks.

          Which is sad, because that's so old school for a children's franchise trying to be "cool" and shit.

          You'd think they borrow more from My Hero, Demon Slayer or something more relevant to kids of today.

          Nope, more stupid fighting space monkeys from the 80s.

          >"Relevant" is fast money. "Familiar" is long money

          Which is why they're about to make a new game that's already too late on copying Breath of The Wild & Xenoblade as opposed to the more "familiar" and successful idea of making Sonic Mania 2.

          Dragon Ball is still popular with kids.

          >Dragon Ball is still popular with kids.

          DBZ is popular with kids in the same way other boomer properties are popular with them - old people forcing their likes onto the new generation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Boy are you dense. Familiarity of image (which you implied with your literallywho anime examples) doesn't contradict relevance of gameplay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >DBZ is popular with kids in the same way other boomer properties are popular with them - old people forcing their likes onto the new generation.
            DBS was one of the top rated shows in Japan. DB is one the few properties with timelessness which is why it blew up my little cousin's generation when Kai came out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your financial skills are below zero. "Relevant" is fast money. "Familiar" is long money. They're planning a racing game for 2027 while you're spitting nonsense like this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon Ball is still popular with kids.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >My Hero
        The only character worth a damn is Allmight and anyone with potential gets no screentime, everyone in the spotlight its just shit, JUST SHIT!
        The girls are top tier but they also get no screentime
        Pic unrelated

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's always one of you

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not the Goldposter, but...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sionic

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tails is better as a girl
      I know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic: hey tails!
      >Tails: hi, oni-chan
      >Sonic: wait, what?
      >Tails what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not going to lie, I'm actually amazed Tails doesn't refer to Sonic as "onii-chan" or "aniki" in the Japanese versions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's because they're not actually brothers, they're just mentioned as being "close as brothers" in like 2 manuals. Outside of Western media Sonic isn't even that concerned with Tails, he's just a friend he lets tag along without paying him much mind - like everyone else basically is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's because they're not actually brothers
            It's not like you need to be blood related in Japan to call the man you look up to Aniki (or in less cases Oniichan), though.
            It's a very common trope in shonen, so I'm honestly surprised they didn't do it starting in SA.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because like I said, they're not actual brothers or even brotherly in manner. Even in the butchered English translations they never call eachother "brother" or "bro", it's "pal" and "buddy" and shit. They're just friends.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they're not actual brothers or even brotherly in manner.
                And I repeat, that's not mandatory for someone in a shonen to call an older character they look up to "Aniki" and the like.
                And, look, I'm not even saying I want Tails to call Sonic as such. Between the jump from Classic to Modern, given Tails still ideolized Sonic, I'm just surprised the Japs did not made that decision.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they're not actual brothers or even brotherly in manner.
                And I repeat, that's not mandatory for someone in a shonen to call an older character they look up to "Aniki" and the like.
                And, look, I'm not even saying I want Tails to call Sonic as such. Between the jump from Classic to Modern, given Tails still ideolized Sonic, I'm just surprised the Japs did not made that decision.

                Aniki translates as brother, as that is indeed one of the many ways to refer to your actual older brother, even your brothers in law in Japanese.

                However, the term is also used in media by young characters who look up to a relatively older character who belongs to their own circles (say, a gang, clubs, or someone you know from a hobby). You can say it is a more bold way to refer to a "senpai" of yours, only more bold as it implies closeness.
                Their relationship is not necessarily described as sibling-like, but is one of respect towards the other party.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny how the west can completely improve an japanese product, sometimes.

            Like Metal Gear Rising.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Outside of Western media Sonic isn't even that concerned with Tails, he's just a friend he lets tag along without paying him much mind
            "A kind-hearted little fox with two tails, his real name is Myles Pauer, also known as Tails.
            He can fly by spinning his tail. When he was bullied by everyone for having two tails, he was encouraged by the sight of Sonic running by chance, and since then, he has always admired Sonic and has never left his side.
            He loves to tinker with machines and develop various kinds of mechanisms. Although he is a cute little brother to Sonic, Tails himself hopes to one day become someone that Sonic can rely on. Using his abilities, he always supports Sonic's activities."
            t. Sonic Channel's Tails Profile

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              BASED

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Eggman tricks tails into trying to trap Sonic and Tails loses his shit when he discovers it's actually very hard.

                That was a great episode.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Myles Pauer
              Miles Prower*
              Kek, I guess deepl isn't a big Sonicgay

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Although he is a cute little brother to Sonic, Tails himself hopes to one day become someone that Sonic can rely on.
              >ソニックにとってはかわいい弟分だが、テイルス自身はいつかソニックに頼られるような存在になりたいと願っている。
              Let me give you a hand, the translation is fairly accurate. The key word is 弟分 (Otoutobun), which is a word used to describe a friend who you treat as a younger brother.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why Sega has never made a freaning English version of this damn site?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm actually amazed Tails doesn't refer to Sonic as "onii-chan" or "aniki" in the Japanese versions.

          That is because he hasn't been properly initiated into the Tojo Clan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tails is better as a girl
      I know

      That's just Bulma

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That's just Bulma
        Precisely why it would make female Tails a great character, silly

        And, if Shadow is Vegeta... does that mean, Tails and Shadow would frick?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and then they make Silver

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw Quills down Surge

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    131955959
    131955976
    131956067
    Can you not? Thank you.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good thing surge isn't real because if she was no amount of electricity would stop what I'd do to her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp--

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally we are getting a self-contained story with Sonic and Tails.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >“Sonic and Tails race to Central City to stop Surge’s rampage, but they’re no match for her this time around.”
    VILLAINKINO INCOMING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >more wispshit
      FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK I HATE THE SONIC-EDITION PORGS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's just an cover art, mate. It's supposed to make her look evil.

        I mean, in one of the imposter syndrome covers, she was beating up metal together with sonic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Booooo! I want Surge bullying! I want to see her cry!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's going to cry eventually it all ends up going wrong. She still doesn't know her past.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For people who didn't like Surge getting her shit kicked in there you go
      I am not seeing any Belle which is good but I'm not seeing any Kit which is not good, wonder where the other covers for 53 are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They can't use Belle because Surge would probably turn her into charcoal. She's already started fires with her electricity before.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like seeing Surge humiliated and on the verge of crying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but I'm not seeing any Kit which is not good,

        I know there's no way in a million years that they'd ever do it but it turning out that Tails really did accidentally kill him with that trick would be an amazing plot development.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, it wouldn't - it would be comical, maybe, but it would be way too anticlimactical.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It'd be a weirdly on-point escalation of the entire struggle up to this point, though.

            >"Sonic, you are a pussy b***h! Kill Robotnik so he doesn't come back next time!"

            >"No, Green Shadow-expy. Killing is wrong."

            >tails kills surge's brother essentially by accident and nobody even notices until surge bothers to ask where he is, at which point she goes looking for him, finds his fricking body, and suddenly has an actual vendetta against sonic et al rather than against the concept of them, ironically because they did the thing she was mad at them for never doing

            It'll never happen though because comic writers are cowards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is clearly a metaphor for Surge discovering her G spot.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, that would be Sonia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Also am I the only one old enough to know and have made friends with this British thot? I can't believe it's been like 15 years - we're all going to be 40 soon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know she was British, has she sent you pics?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Becky
        Holy shit this brings back memories... I knew her, as "followed her on DA" goes... so what happened to her?
        Did she matured enough to realize how dumb having a Sonic OC is? Or did she just moved on to another fandom?
        (But what I want to know if she's doing fine and if she is healthy).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never really thought about it, but given rumors of Ian not wanting to use Shadow until the suits lighten up on their novel-length mandates I believe it.

        [...]
        >Purity The Hedgehog
        That takes me back.

        >Becky
        Holy shit this brings back memories... I knew her, as "followed her on DA" goes... so what happened to her?
        Did she matured enough to realize how dumb having a Sonic OC is? Or did she just moved on to another fandom?
        (But what I want to know if she's doing fine and if she is healthy).

        >But what I want to know if she's doing fine and if she is healthy
        https://twitter.com/MoiraAunty
        She's still around, though Becky got a redesign and is strictly called Purity now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her mom is hotter

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I believe we (as in 90% of us) can agree on:
    >It's ok for an IP derived media to have guidelines in order to keep and protect the spirit of the IP
    >It is not ok for an IP derived media to have mandates that hinder any creativity to the point they don't even protect the spirit of the IP.
    So, as much as we may hate Sega for the mandates... what is the reason they went first slow but steady in post-reboot and now full in IDW?
    I doubt they did it out of pure malice towards the franchise... or at least, I want to doubt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IDW is different because it's directly overseen by SEGA and translated and published in Japan. Unlike in IDW which was a purely SOA thing published only in America. If Archie was SOJ allowing the americans to use their characters in their american fanfiction, IDW is SOJ making their own Sonic comic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's directly overseen by SEGA and translated and published in Japan
        They're still in like, the fricking Metal Virus saga, no?

        Honestly, i wonder what their thoughts are on IDW

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          probably nothing because Japan doesn't care at all about Sonic. They literally, unironically know Sonic as "that olympics guy in the Mario games"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well Sonic is basically Felix the Cat / Mickey Mouse and Japan gives no shits about that rubberhose design.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This hasn't been the case for literal decades and you know this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn’t even the case when Sonic was first created. Sonic was always intended to be edgy and cool. Sonic being some adorable wacky cartoon mascot is a creation made by zoomers.

              • 2 years ago
                Boco

                Well the zoomers did something right then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gargle more dicks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's still a rubberhose design with anime hair.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The charm of Sonic is seeing the contrast of this thing that looks like a wacky cartoon mascot follow a Shonen story. Making him a genuine wacky cartoon mascot completely misses the point of the character. It’s like removing all of Ace Attorney’s dark moments because it has a cartoony look.
                Stop trying to turn Sonic into something he’s not. Go play Crash Bandicoot if you want le wacky cartoon bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Go play Crash Bandicoot if you want le wacky cartoon bullshit.

                I would, but he's buried under the rubble of Activision-Blizzard.

                Can't the nippon homies at SEGA just multiverse this shit and let me have an AOSTH style Sonic game in the vein of Rayman Origins?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                With the current state of the franchise Sega is gonna play everything as safe as possible for a long time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Points out (original) Sonic looks like a cartoon character
                >yOu JuSt WaNt HiM tO bE lOoNeY tUnEs
                Everytime

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's true everytime.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm actually old enough to remember when the SatAM/Archie version of Sonic was seen as the definitive version in the west and AoStH was just this gimpy little cartoon no-one cared about. In fact a lot of the b***hing in 2000's was how much more serious and/or better western Sonic was compared to what was being given to us in the games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sonic being some adorable wacky cartoon mascot is a creation made by zoomers.

                Nah, blame AoSTH and the SOA adverts for birthing this idea of wacky cartoony Sonic.

                And all was right in the world until SOJ had to win their pathetic pissing contest. Now Sonic is just for autistic weebs.

                At this point, frick the balance - Sonic should just go full animu & be happy being sold right next to Trails of Cold Dick & Fire Emblem Sex Houses.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Looking at that chart, I can see why SEGA decided to try and make Sonic cuter

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Okay so like hear me out!
            Here's how you ACTUALLY save Sonic in Japan and literally everywhere else
            >Change all male to female
            >They all want human boyfriends
            Done. Literally nothing else needed

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Japan naturally hates Felix the cat and furries. Actually how is the italian plumber performing in Japan? I take it he's more popular with the younger children and the fanbase is saner?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >IDW is different because it's directly overseen by SEGA
        No it isn't, none of IDW's properties are "directly overseen" whether it's Sonautism, Transformautismers or My Little Autism

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          all characters, plots, issues and stories have to be pitched directly to Iizuka. They even oversee the linework and tell Yardley to adjust it accordingly if they don't like it. It's absolutely overseen by them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >They even oversee the linework and tell Yardley to adjust it accordingly if they don't like it. It's absolutely overseen by them
            At this point one has to wonder: If they are so obssessed to make sure that Sonic matches their standards, why even bother hiring an overseas company? Why not just go to your standard mangaka, pay him a fraction of what you pay the Americans and let him do it all Japanese style.
            Heck, with modern technology and publishing stunt, you can even make dual release overseas by just hiring a translator. Shonen is doing that shit already.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Shonen Jump is doing that shit already.*
              meant to write Shonen Jump

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >why even bother hiring an overseas company?
              They like the staff for a ongoing comic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lack*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lack*

                >They lack the staff for an ongoing comic.
                In Japan? I highly doubt it...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Much easier to have someone pay you to make a comic than for you to build a team and pay them to make the comic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But, even so, then why relay on an overseas publisher when Japan is filled with publishers they could hire to do all the work?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I don't think you're understanding here. In this arrangement, Sega gets paid while the other way they have to spend money.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                IDW pays SEGA for the licence, that's how licencing works.

                >In this arrangement, Sega gets paid while the other way they have to spend money.
                Okay, that's the part that was completely skipping my mind. I kneel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Happens to the best of us.

                However now I think about it, what it does demonstrate (again) is how much more popular Sonic is in the west if we're not getting any manga deals in Japan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                IDW pays SEGA for the licence, that's how licencing works.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody in Japan wants to do a Sonic manga
              SEGA didn't approach IDW
              IDW approached SEGA
              That's how licensed comics work

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im tired of seeing porn of sonic girls, when are we going to see more sonic on tails action?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When Tails becomes a girl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We need to spam even more female Tails art then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's over 10k images of Sonic and Tails so there's a lot with them together
      And Sonic domming is almost all of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tired of seeing porn of only game and comic Sonic girls.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's true but they're not drawing her

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Notice that the IP count didn't go up when he posted.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only good Sonic show was SatAm which was just any 86s-90s rebellion story like Biker Mice From Mars, Star Wars, etc.

    Sonic X tried to do a weird mix of slice of life and adventure in the first season then moved slightly towards action then went full on space opera in season 3.
    Sonic Boom was just Seinfeld with Sonic. It was more boring than Family Guy and Fairly Odd Parents.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The only good Sonic show was AoSTH
      fify

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *PUNCH*
        Don't talk to me, you're below an animal. Not even the pajeets will register you as one of theirs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Getting triggered over someone liking a better Sonic show
          And I'm bellow an animal, you say? Kek... you're cute, anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Below.
            An.
            Animal.

            Go knock on a beehive maybe they'll accept you there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did some Indian call center scam your mother?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What does that have to do with anything? We're talking about Sonic *comics*.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boom was fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic X tried to do a weird mix of slice of life and adventure in the first season then moved slightly towards action then went full on space opera in season 3.
      Sonic X should just have been a full adaptation of the Classic games (only portrayed with the modern designs, because... well, that's the aim at the time), followed by the adaptation of Adventure 1, 2, Heroes and whatever other game was available at the time, with some filler episodes in between games when needed to, literally, fill in the gaps.

      It was Sega's BIG CHANCE to make a single continuity of Sonic, instead of the absolute disaster we currently have. And it is sad, because, forced Chris aside, I do think the SA and SA2 arcs are the best part of Sonic X original two seasons, but that's 12 episode of a 52 run.

    • 2 years ago
      Boco

      >The only good Sonic show was SatAm
      Snicker

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If tails is fluffy all over, are hedgehogs in sonic verse all around spiky even beyond their back? Or are they like other mobians and just soft?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i tried

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tails getting jelly
      Precious

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why, why won’t Sonic sexually assault Surge? It’s not fair…

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow would be cooler as an actual triple agent demon like Samir Duran. Except ye know a full-time moustache-twirling villain instead of an antihero. I really liked him when he was smiling, enjoying the fight and being elegant. Instead they did the same exact problem with Vegeta. From the elegant arrogant prince to the lowly antisocial angry jobber like Knuckles.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic? weak

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She does indeed have a look with her quils down
    She looks like she fricks human men.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sonic popular in Japan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See

      probably nothing because Japan doesn't care at all about Sonic. They literally, unironically know Sonic as "that olympics guy in the Mario games"

      Obviously one poll doesn't prove anything but it's safe to say Sonic is a lot more popular in the west.

      • 2 years ago
        Boco

        And everytime they try to change that it fails.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

        Huh, was the Adventure era redesign a mistake afterall? Japan does love cute things

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorta but less because of the redesign and more because of the "realification" of the Sonic aesthetic and basically dumping everything that made Sonic unique to become more generic.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Hypnotism messes up her world view
    > Sheltered for most of her life
    > Hates Sonic
    > Wants to replace him as the God-like savior of the world
    > Has green hair
    > will absolutely frick her mom at some point

    is the dimensional merge upon us, sisters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's all so tiresome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick, I recognize that background

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    finally I get to post this

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Built for bullying

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute pink hedgie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I almost don't want her to appear in any games ever again cause I know they'll ruin her somehow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with Silver and Blaze?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Silver is Blaze's moronic little brother.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, hello there... wait, was it Evan or Ian who said they saw them as siblings?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Evan, which is why she keeps coming up with new females to be Silver's new "companion", both of which ended up becoming bisexualesbians.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >A character made by Evan Stansley ends up being a woke character
            What a surprise... this is exactly why the single, unique positive trait the fricking mandates have is keeping her and the like in control...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              True, depressing but true.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              meds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Because Evan Stanley is woke beyond redemption. Not even a shitpost, she really is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because Evan Stanley is woke beyond redemption. Not even a shitpost, she really is.

                This. Don't kid yourselves anons, if Evan ever got the chance she would make Sonic and everyone else in the cast woke.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She did craft a moment between Sonic and Shadow to have "romantic undertones" by her own admission, and she did make them a bisexual polyamorous couple along with Tikal in her personal webcomic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sonic already has blue hair and pronouns

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Both? Who's the other one?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Gold and Whisper

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. Why give him "companions" if he's just gonna be the male equivalent of a gay hag?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because Evan Stanley is woke beyond redemption. Not even a shitpost, she really is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >which is why she keeps coming up with new females to be Silver's new "companion"
            For the last time, Evan did not create Whisper, she simply did the design and they had only two times where they appeared together, both under Ian's pen. Stop this conspiracy bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Characters with worlds that can't be expanded upon until Sega does and they likely never will. So they just hang out or show up briefly. As a couple? Just really good friends that you can assume will get together eventually if not for them being Sonic characters so it'll likely never happen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Silver comes from the future either to stop a disaster or to hang out with guys from the past (which is probably the cause of the disasters he has to stop as it changes the timeline).
      Blaze is the ruler of a kingdom in an alternate dimension and the guardian of the Sol Emeralds. Yes, the monarchy is ruled by a princess instead of a king or a queen, don't think about it too hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I once saw someone try to argue that Silver and Blaze come from the same dimension because they both fight Eggman Nega.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's moronic, Nega is just Eggman's ancestor from the future who wants to destroy all of existence, hence him fricking with the Camera, the Ifrit, the Sol Emeralds and israeliteeled Scepter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I said. Blaze's world is clearly another dimension and not the future.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can't get over the fact that Eggman fricked

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Silver's future have a fire cat identical to the princess of the Sol dimension?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My guess is 06 and the Rush games had different writers and 06's writer either didn't give a shit or just straight up rejected their setting and deliberately chose to contradict it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >06's writer either didn't give a shit or just straight up rejected their setting and deliberately chose to contradict it.
            That, or Sega just went and told them:

            >"Oh, remember the fire cat princess from another dimension from the Rush game? Add her to the plot, she seems popular enough"

            And making her part of Silver's future was the best they could come up with without making the plot even more convoluted.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Amy, if you want to keep coming on adventures with me you need to speed up! Come on I'll get you going.
    S-Sonic we're going too fast, my legs are getting tired...!
    >That's not radical Amy! Let's kick it up a notch!
    *Amy is now being dragged behind the blue blur screaming in terror, the ground has begun scraping off her fur and skin*
    >That's a LITTLE better! You might even be able to keep up with tails after this. Time to go SUPER SPEED!
    *The chaos emeralds transform Sonic into his super form as he breaks light speed, reducing Amy's flaming skeleton to dust and igniting the atmosphere ending all life on the planet*

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My headcanon is Surge is Scourge's daughter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would mean that Sonic has been bullying his own daughter in reverse

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ok, you sold me. I'm a Surgegay now. Post more lewd tenrecs plz.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The irony of it all: Surge is a virgin and is desperate to not be, but doesn't have the stomach to go through with it.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mute video game characters and comic books don't work together, let alone character as boring as Sonic&co.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Sonic is inspired from Goku which is inspired from Sun Wukong then ... Shadow is literally Sonic's Shadow/Macaque, a parrot. You could inspire Shadow more from Macaque instead of Vegeta.
    Sun Wukong is also suppose to be a trickster type.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Vegeta/Shadow, bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THERE'S YOUR SHADOW, BRO.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get where Comic Sonic's no kill policy came from. Sure in the games he doesn't go out of his way to slit Eggman's throat but it's not as if he pulled his punches. Eggman's just exceedingly good at surviving situations he logically shouldn't. Sonic shot right through Dark Gaia's face. He had no idea King Arthur was a construct when he killed him. He (and Shadow) killed the Biolizard.

    It's not really his style to hunt someone down and tear out their lungs, but he's not exactly a saint either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's mostly how IDW Sonic has a hard-on for redemption. I still don't know why he released Metal Sonic when they had him held because of what he did as Neo Metal. Metal tried to kill everyone, they fixed him, and then let him go. Meanwhile Rough and Tumble go to jail and stay there until Starline breaks them out. I have no problem with Sonic not killing anyone, I just have a problem with him playing catch and release with Eggman and Metal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which is weird because in the games, Sonic normally isn'y very gentle with Metal Sonic. Metal almost never escapes his encounters with Sonic in any state to move. Sonic thrashes him and leaves him for dead. There was that one exception in Sonic Heroes, I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your examples are two monsters threatening imminent worldwide extermination and one where he didn't actually kill anyone and never attempted it with anyone else, even Merlina.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Intent matters. Sonic generally doesn't hold back except in specific scenarios. I mean do you really think when he caused Eghman's Death star to explode he did so with the intent of keeping Eggman alive? No. Eggman's survival in any encounter with Sonic is always due to his own foresight, rather than becomes Sonic deliberately tried to explode him as gently as possible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Intent matters
          And the intent is he never kills people. I'm tired of people using a spin-off game to paint the perception for the whole series when it doesn't accurately represent the character. Sonic destroys the mech or ship and moves on, that's it. Sonic has no interest in eliminating Eggman as evidenced by multiple times in the main games they've been together and Sonic just ignores him.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jannies really deleted a sfw image. Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are much harsher on suggestive images if they involve anthros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A fully clothed Cinemaphile character making a hand gesture doesn't seem suggestive enough.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She was very clearly evoking a handy J.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was Blaze's personality again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Serious, blunt, lonely and poor at expressing herself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not in Sonic 06.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She is very serious in 06, she is very blunt in 06, when she isn't alone she's superglued to Silver and she doesn't talk to anyone else but Silver.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody even acknowledges her existence in 06, she may as well be Silver's tulpa, the only narrative reason she has to exist in the narrative of 06 is to fricking die so Iblis can be stopped. Her death doesn't even make sense because Elise, a normal human, survived with Iblis sealed into her for until she died from the Egg Carrier crashing, which also makes no sense because Eggman could just hop into the Egg Wyvern to save her and himself which could prolong the apocalyptic future Iblis causes by several fricking decades.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No breasts and chest envy.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The comics feel like a mix of the Looney Tunes cartoon, Underground and SatAm. IDW feels almost like an even cheesier SatAM (basically Underground, where they threw everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and the zombot arc?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Something I'd see in Superman where almost every event is an end of the world scenario where Superman has to deal with the fact those he loves are dying or are going to die.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys want a test in imagination? Tell me what each song makes you feel and what ideas you associate with it; dialogue, scenes, smells, life lessons, themes, atmosphere, settings, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate most of Sonic's music I find it generic 5 second looped noise stuck on repeat, however there is one theme that stuck out to me which everybody seems to have thought fit perfectly well with an ancient mysterious temple when for me it was something a little more dark.

      It's pathetic how writers these days don't even bother using music for their inspiration or rather they listen only to trash or rather any music they listen to doesn't evoke anything from their brains despite sound notes making our brains brim with ideas.

      So anyway when I heard this theme I thought it was Sonic & Tails dying, DyING, in the process of dying. I'm thinking of a malady, a biological virus or a bunch of fungi and green or purple underground area which Sonic & Tails cannot escape from, maybe even a desert. It sounds very grave and tragic, not sure everyone gets the "mysterious temple" part from when they didn't even know it was from hidden palace zone originally or what it looked like.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the games, Sonic's general attitude towards Eggman appears to be something along the lines of
    >Oh, Eggman exploded. Guess he's dead.
    >Oh wait, he's not dead. Don't that beat all?
    >He's getting away. I think I'll throw this rock at him to explode him again, just to spite him.
    >He survived that too, dude's tough.
    >Well I'd say that he couldn't possibly survive that, but who am I kidding?

    I can't recall any instances where Sonic went out of his way to save Eggman in the games either, much less absolve him of his crimes. Rather, Sonic generally just doesn't seem to care much whether Eggman lives or dies at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't help but wonder if all this discourse since issue 50 will result in actions being taken on Sega or IDW's part, because holy shit nobody can shut up about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it, just another hands off approach as always. I would have fired Ian Flynn on the spot for making Shadow become a jobber and start shoving in OCs because he refuses to write my characters correctly.
        Sega cares about Sonic about as much as 21st century fox cares about the Alien franchise which is 0.1% "throw it a bone there, but don't waste too much money on it and don't give a shit to micromanage it for quality control".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I would have fired Ian Flynn on the spot for making Shadow become a jobber

          Isn't that what Sega wants? Making him Vegeta and all?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >firing ian for what he was told to do
          Oh god, have we gone back a few years when anons just blamed everything on Ian for no reason?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Man where have you been? He even gets blamed for Evan's writing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Man where have you been?
              Not on /sthg/.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >have we gone back a few years when anons just blamed everything on Ian for no reason?
            gone back a few years would imply they stopped doing it at some point...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well considering eggman only went after sonic after he fricked over his themepark it makes sense.
      Sonic really isn't a good hedgehog

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate sonic but man you give a b***h teeth like the shells for the .950JDJ rifle and I'll simp for her till the sun explodes. That green marmot or whatever gets me rock hard.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are mobians?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Old term used to refer to Sonic furries when the name "Mobius" was coined to refer to Sonic's World.

      Although, technically has no validity in-universe, the term is still widely recognized in the fandom as a simple quick way to refer to the specific Sonic furry characters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. They're onaholes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are the inhabitants of Mobius

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Intent matters. Sonic generally doesn't hold back except in specific scenarios. I mean do you really think when he caused Eghman's Death star to explode he did so with the intent of keeping Eggman alive? No. Eggman's survival in any encounter with Sonic is always due to his own foresight, rather than becomes Sonic deliberately tried to explode him as gently as possible.

        Can you classify them as furries?

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Female Sonic is Blaze the Cat. Her whole thing is she’s an AU equivalent of Sonic

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic has Surge

    Silver has Gold

    Where is Shadow's tenrec?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prepare yourselves for OC Reincarnated Maria the Tenrec

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mephiles, a fake hedgehog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When are we getting some order variant as a contrast to chaos? I can see some otherworldly counterpart to Shadow as some enforcer. A white tenrec that uses order control and order blast and order spear. Instead of chaos emeralds, he uses order gems. Call him Light.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >When are we getting some order variant as a contrast to chaos?

        It's funny you mention that about Shadow because for all his use of Chaos energy, Shadow is all about keeping things in ORDER in order to protect the world.

        Controlling the Chaos, so to speak.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn it, that's a cute Aelita!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      El Tigre is looking really white there
      Who's the Kamen Rider at the center?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Since when is Ratchet a shonen? The R&C games where Veerhoven parodies of consumerism aimed at kids.

      Unless something changed during the PS3 era.

      Oh god, the Future trilogy really is the Adventure era of Sony.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How do we fix Shadow?
    Make him smile again and talk... a lot. In the wieneriest mischievous sarcastic elegant way possible.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you guys watch a Sonic show or comic book about a tiny Sonic trying to fit in Sonic's shoes?

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sega/Sonic wants to be more like DB/DBZ which is just a Journey to the West ripoff.
    >Sega/Sonic don't even copy the full arsenal of the Monkey King, they almost give Shadow a ranged attack he doesn't use much, but give Sonic jackshit to work with
    >They also make the golden transformation last way shorter instead of making it a permanent addition like DBZ did. Oh and no kung fu.
    Is Sega mentally moronic?

    what other inspirations does Sonic have? pinball machines? environmentalism bullshit?
    I think they had something cool going on with the illuminati and various /x/ stuff and exotic psychedelic dream stuff. Would had been cool for Sonic to be some 4th dimensional mystery solver, key opener, puzzle solver, exploration-seeking maniac who finds every secret possible like some Harry Potter video game. Bbbut they never went with that angle, too bad sucks to be Sega and sucks to be Sonic.
    You know little 6 year old me thought Sonic was just his nickname like Tails and Sonic's real name was Sega to further accentuate how he's literally the company, like if Mickey Mouse's name was Walter Disney.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Sonic in the comics ever do the wacky psycho face you see in the game? the Tazmanian devil face? The original Loonatics Unleashed face?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The wide mouth sometimes a smile that looks like an excited face ready for battle often mistaken as a rape face is often a staple for action protagonists like Alucard and the like. But no I don't remember the comics or any media particularly ever drawing Sonic with a face while he's rolling neither further exaggerate on his wienery grin till it turns into a psycho face.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How do we fix/improve Shadow?
    Here's your Shadow the Hedgehog's alternate role/personality, bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think they originally wanted to go with this idea, but as usual they pussywhipped themselves and added Maria at the last second while Adventure 2 was being written.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His solo video game confirmed this. I wonder where they stole the idea of Shadow being half alien demon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but as usual they pussywhipped themselves and added Maria at the last second while Adventure 2 was being written.

        I also think someone at Sonic Team wanted to do another Burning Rangers, cuz they used that exact "cute waif is the key to a mystery on a giant space colony set to crash" plot near the end of the game.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    131977336
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    I really want to see these anons' interpretation of Sonic. It sounds trippy.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I said hug, hug! Wait, no! AAAA-

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some small group went full artistic vision autism over Sonic 2's soundtrack. If you guys also want to share your views you can go here:

    [...]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This song always felt both soothing and unnerving at the same time, like a twisted mechanical lullaby. Doesn't have the same energy as 3&K's version, but an achievement in its own right.

      [...]
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      [...]
      Man don't tbother arguing. Modern Sonic fans are a bunch of die-hard weebs that get off on DBZ. They like dumb anime shit like Nazo or That Mario flash thing with Mecha Sonic.

      Man, i bet if Sonic starts like speaking like an old japanese lady, they'll bust a nut.

      >He thinks it's just "modern" fans
      That's cute.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Part of the reason we got the modern design was because Naka felt the original was "too cutesy".

        Heck, going by the Harmony artwork, oldschool Sonic has more in common with Dr Slump than Dragonball.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Part of the reason we got the modern design was because Naka felt the original was "too cutesy".

        Heck, going by the Harmony artwork, oldschool Sonic has more in common with Dr Slump than Dragonball.

        Nobody cared about what the Japanese wanted from Sonic until they shoved it directly in our faces in Adventure.

        Naka's DBZ fetish was just pretty background fluff to roll around in because DBZ wasn't relevant at the time Sonic was popular on the Genesis.

        Had I known what the crapshoot Sonic was gonna turn into so he can be more "accurate", I would have never sold my PS1 to get a Dreamcast.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I would have never sold my PS1 to get a Dreamcast.
          Oof

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >because DBZ wasn't relevant at the time Sonic was popular on the Genesis
          You meant in the States, right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You meant in the States, right?

            Yes.

            The only state that matters.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The only state that matters.
              I guess this answers most of our questions. Thanks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Based off King Kai's planet.
        >You don't go to it when you die. There is no king kai, monkey, grasshopper waiting for you there.
        >It could be any fake 3D sphere stage if you wanted.
        God asians are dumb, they don't even copy the things they want correctly.

        Imagine if they went with No. 4 design.

        3 and 4 look like actual ACTION video game protagonists instead of a toddler's video game like Nuts and Milk or Rayman.
        >He wanted Sonic to not be so cutesy.
        How about not shoving an environmentalist message bullshit down Sonic's throat with a shit ton of baby music playing during the green scenes?
        You based Sonic's design off Mickey Mpuse/Oswald/Felix the Cat for fricks sake!! What did you expect? Fritz the Cat attention? Maybe if you actually removed the green message BS and designed him more unhinged he wouldn't be compared to Super Mario as a toddler video game and a pretendo action video game. And give Sonic guns/weapons. Megaman is cute looking but he uses a gun and doesn't free baby bunnies and baby birds from robots.
        God asians in general are dumb but Sega's bugmen genuinely think with their abdomens up their mandibles. Godsamn they're stupid as hell. They make Capcom look like a capable company.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You know if they really wanted to sell Sonic as this serious edgy anime-inspired action series, why didn't they do what Capcom did and make Sonic less cartoony & more anthromorphized - similar to how they took Mega Man from Astro boy ripoff to a mehcanical frick boi in X.

          Just do what deviantART has been doing for decades and give the most overdesigned furry bait look. So the next Sonic Team wants to create a cringy JRPG plot into their cartoony hedgehog world, at least the little shit will look the part.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick, forgot the picture.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amy. Dipshit.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But, doesn't Amy have a sizeable chest?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not as sizeable as Rouges.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I come back and find a Blaze breast envy thread. Not complaining though

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All Sonic cats have severe learning difficulties

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like real cats.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they went with No. 4 design.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF? They actually had the best synthesis of Classic & Modern with them all along...and they passed on it?!

      Even for SEGA, that's just so dumb.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, you said it, SEGA has an actual aversion to sensible business decisions, even by video game developer standards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be averse to it, I've always kinda preferred Super Sonic's color palette to Sonic's from a design standpoint, red and yellow go with his shoes really well and the blue arms can actually blend into the rest of his body so you don't end up with those really uncomfortable shots of where Sonic's arm and torso meet that make him look like an action figure while also giving him visible shoulders.
      All that being said, I could see classic fans hating this version of Sonic even more than the one we actually got, it's quite literally too cool, SEGA would definitely be intimidated by such an aggressive design change.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I agree, it would be pretty rad but it is also weirdly prescient of the Crash Bandicoot redesign.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And don't forget that by SA they were still experimenting with the modern design.
        You just need to compare SA and SA2 artworks.
        Around which game Uekawa finally settled for a definitive modern style?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they're still tweaking it to this day, which honestly is a good thing.

          I like Frontiers design from what I've seen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 seems cool

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, we reached the 500.
    Overall... pretty good thread, everyone!

    Hope the next one is even better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was our topic again? Sonic bints or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Surge as a character, and then the usual spergs common in a Sonic Cinemaphile thread, like "Muh classic good, Yoh modern bad", "Archie vs IDW", "Those pesky mandates", "Ian Flynn: Angel or Demon?", "Who's going to be Evan's next queer character?", and my favourite "Want to know how I know you have never seen DB?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully, we'll get to discuss the actual comic instead of just posting about blaze being flat or whatever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'RE A FLAT CAAAT BLAZE DEAL WITH IT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Blaze is flat, i'm just a surgegay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Out of all the derails the thread had, you complain about the one that lasted barely 15-20 posts and that showed up near the end.
        For real, anon? For real?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Issue 51's in 4 days so that should be fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Barring the shitposting Cosmogay samegayging and switching puppets as always and trying to troll Rotoranon, it was fine.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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