sorry chud, but women rule the action genre now

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should just put Warwick as the lead since size doesn't matter against the Predator.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagen Warwick getting shot by the solder cannon

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im actually looking forward to this, I like predator and I like Elle. Its not like she’s a midget like the one in the upcoming alien film, she’s pretty tall.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Predators don't hunt women and children.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Predators are supposed to be like the alien equivalent of big game hunters looking for good trophies to show off and brag about later to their buddies. They deliberately target the strongest opponents for the challenge so them going after weaklings just isn't part of their code.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If he takes her as a trophy wife the movie could work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The first movie is roughly based on a book titled "Come, Hunt an Earthman". In the book there's a guide leading a group of alien hunters, and he tells them outright that there's no hunting females or young (the same rules apply for other things they hunt) because they want there to continue to be things to hunt. Basically conservation reasons. But yeah, they also want to kill the biggest, baddest human they can find.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BUT THAT'S NOT EQUALITARINO!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not like she's a midget

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do we need data to show that women are weaker than men now, do people need this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do if they apparently think a taller woman is somehow appropriate as action lead on that basis.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do if they apparently think a taller woman is somehow appropriate as action lead on that basis.

          The argument being made is Dutch punching the Predator did almost nothing so it doesn't matter how big and strong you are if you are fighting a Predator.
          They ignore the beating he took that would have probably killed a woman, or all the running around the jungle he did. Women do not have that kind of stamina or endurance.
          They also like to point out how he didn't beat the Predator, a log did. Ignoring how the long became suspended in the air. Like a woman could make some kind of deadly trap without needing the strength to arm it. Opening jars for women isn't just a meme.
          Dutch struggled and finally caught a break at the end with the Predator standing under the log which wasn't even the trap.
          The Indian girls trap worked perfectly and she completely outsmarted the Predator. The only defense is her Predator seemed like a mongoloid moron predator.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Before any of this, let's not ignore that women cannot endure stressful situations. The character that Arnold played endured the stress of a situation that 95% of men would not even be able to endure, less even react to it appropriately, even less so a woman.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Also no celebration at the end of the movie like in Prey.
              He looked shell shocked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The Indian girls trap worked perfectly and she completely outsmarted the Predator.
            She was a walking plot armor, on topof being an unconvincing zoomer who never saw nature. Or a backyard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The only defense is her Predator seemed like a mongoloid moron predator.
            "We trained him wrong as a joke."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as she doesn’t fight the Predator hand-to-hand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She will. It would be great if the Predator actually kills her in the end.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She will. It would be great if the Predator actually kills her in the end.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im actually looking forward to this, I like predator and I like Elle. Its not like she’s a midget like the one in the upcoming alien film, she’s pretty tall.

        I thought ELle was the predator. Wouldnt that be better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I think this movie will do iron man numbers if they at least let the RLM crew get a screening copy and allow them to do a HitB review pre-release so that men know they're allowed to enjoy the newest woman lead action movie slop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How great do you think the likelihood is that the filmmakers will make this a "realistic" action hero who happens to be a woman, like Ripley or Connor? That is, NOT just a superhypercompetent woman character who's far better at fighting the superkiller Alien than all the men, and who eventually dispatches the Alien in spectacular, far fetched fashion?

      1%, 2%, maybe 4%? in the 2020s, there's literally know way they're going to make a female led action movie that works like T2 or Ripley. It's going to be completely ridiculous.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard pass. Reminder that Prey was shilled a lot here and some shady "anons" defensively overreacted to criticism of the movie on Cinemaphile for months

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prey was cool, I liked the big brother and his fight vs the predator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prey was good, and when your "criticism" is just "muh woke girlboss", you should expect reactions.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has what it takes to play predator. Won't even need makeup.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will only watch this if it’s set in the future on a planet other than Earth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >future humans have technologically advanced beyond Predators
      >are genetically and cybernetically altered to see beyond the visible spectrum, have gorilla strength, quantum computing chips in their brains, can consume and digest any organic material etc.
      >clueless Predator lands on colony world, excited to hunt humans in new environment
      >taken out in 15 minutes by a group of curious 3rd graders, turned into space nuggets

      I'm in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It could be cool if the predator had car trouble so he wasn't able to frick off and he had to use stealth to avoid the humans and fix his ship to get away. A simpler idea would be to have a human with high tech gear crash land on the predator planet and do the same thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It could be cool if the predator had car trouble so he wasn't able to frick off and he had to use stealth to avoid the humans and fix his ship to get away. A simpler idea would be to have a human with high tech gear crash land on the predator planet and do the same thing.

        This sounds kino af. I'd actually become a fan of Predator if they did something like this with the franchise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        humans have technologically advanced beyond Predators
        >>are genetically and cybernetically altered to see beyond the visible spectrum, have gorilla strength, quantum computing chips in their brains, can consume and digest any organic material etc.
        sounds like an astartes... could be kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Instead of "beyond" as if people played a game of Civilization, I'd rather want to see them advance in another direction, anathema to the Predator technology and see them both clash.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arnie Blackedneggar is a troony I would prefer Predator 1 have Dora the Explorer instead of that Austrian israelite

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not sorry troon, but I won't pay for that slop

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinema
    is
    dead.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless she gets naked I won't watch it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to watch action movies with female leads anymore. It's unrealistic 99% of the time, and has already been done to death.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flop

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it be something if they came up with a Conan or Rambo type of action movie with terrible dialog, practical effects and an overly muscular protagonist and they put it in theaters and it did better than all female- lead movies? Betting we'll never know but if I had to put money on it, I'd take 4:1 odds that "Balgrog the Ax Champion" would do better than "Strong Woman Protag who is Mean because she's Alpha" even if the latter had a massive marketing campaign.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a straight man I love tough women in action movies only the issue is the casting is absolutely terrible. They hire some babyfaced zoomer or frail looking model and it's not believable in the slightest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I generally like them too, but they require a little more thought. Magic, superpowers, cyborg bodies, or established unrealism do the trick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe Elle will get a magic axe too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trips, but a magic weapon is not good enough. Her fighting and physical abilities must be accounted for.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's set in the future so maybe she'll be lesbionic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Goddammit Anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or be an alien, good to see we're all coming around on female action heroes done right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, Theron was good in fury road and atomic blond because she has physical presence, The Fanning girls are very low energy people physically

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they actually had a beautiful actress get buff for a role. They make almost every superhero actor do it, even if the actor wears a suit almost in the whole movie. Doesn't make sense not to have some cute muscle-fus on screen. The Love Lies Bleeding chick is the only actress I know who actually bulked up and would be a believable action female character.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would not work. Predator wouldn't kill her and would probably trophy wife her instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm glad they don't do this. majorly off-putting

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First women say they'd rather encounter a bear in the forest than another man and now they want you to think they could defeat an alien killing machine.

    Clearly a lot more need to be killed in violent altercations before they stop pretending they can defend themselves.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >put woman as main action star in latest slop
    >nothing womanly about them at all, shit costumes, most act exactly like the "toxic men" they complain about
    It's all so predictable and tiresome. The only actual female action in the last decade was Alita: Battle Angel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The only actual female action in the last decade was Alita: Battle Angel.
      Ugly and shitty cgi puppet with marvel motives. And shit movie.
      The fact that it was better than the rest is really sad

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to frick elle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She aint fricking fooling me, I can see who she is, the eyes tell me everythint, her and her sister are NASTY, not in a sexual type way, just in a gross way, im telling you right now they are now who they portray themselves to be on red carpet, bet they dont even flush their toilets to giggle at the maids recation when they see the gigantic turd they left behind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nasty enough for shimaidon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, doubt it, just they come off prim and proper, but I bet they leave dirty clothes on the ground, fart and burp, gross women stuff, but excessively

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elle Fanning doesnt fool me, she can act all proper and stuff, but she is a nasty hoe, like she leaves her used period pad stuck to public bathrooms door level of nasty.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's either Elle Fanning, delectable and frickable soft b***h that looks like she's made out of marshmallows, fighting the Predator in her baseline form, looking ridiculous or they ask Elle to train, inevitably give her HGH like they do with anyone getting jacked for a movie, and she is mogged for life with a new, wider and more chiseled jawline.

    It's a lose, lose.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dan got so sick of having to deal with those entitled and smug fricking natives that he went and hired the whitest woman in Hollywood. Good on him.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She's just like me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My eyes are level but my ears are not so my glasses always sit crooked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ELLE LOVE CHUNK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no Picasso painting gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek I used to think this was a photo of some Blacked model (back when Blacked was good - Lansky Era)

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, the numbers for Furiosa clearly show that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The "NOW" scene was pretty funny, that's all we can expect from the old directors with women issues.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie will flop but hopefully us coomers will get some nice ass shots of Elle's Fanny

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually liked Prey. Keen to see what's next.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how The Neon Demon (which was CRITICALLY PANNED AND ESSENTIALLY FLOPPED HARD) is an iconic horror film that's apparently beloved by everyone.
    Don't get me wrong, the film is great. But I hate these hypocritical film journalists who seethe and boo it upon release and then constantly refer to it as a cult classic years later.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile enjoys female leads far more than critics do. The difference is we like female leads who are actually females. Not females written as male characters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like dont tell me her pussy wouldn't be a little ripe

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elle can play the lead role in the new Rambo movie as far as I am concerned as long as she shows her pits a lot

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An anon already said it but maybe if they hired women like Jessica Biel

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if they’re going to make a woman the lead of an action movie why pick the least athletic option ever

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just post her fat fricking ass already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, calm down its okay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she looks like the most unfamous famous person ever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wont pay to watch women
    simple as

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #notmybadlands

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the last time I saw a realistic fight between a woman and a physically stronger opponent was in John Wick 2.
    Actually caught me by surprise since she was made up to be some badass, only to get utterly btfo in 2 seconds.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trachtenberg

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's too girly looking for a predator movie, same as the chick in prey. cast someone more normal looking and maybe not a stick model tier actress to make it halfway believable. i just want them to try for once

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come women and Black folk don't support their own to make stuff like this profitable

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anime can do it but if America does it NOOOOO ITS WOKE
    double standards much chuderinos?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbf many of those pander unapologetically to boys, not a good comparison

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chinks won't buy a video game if there are men in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The major is a cyborg with robot strength.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women can rule the trash pile that is modern cinema for all I care

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can they remotely justify having a woman star in a movie that is set on the WW1 frontlines?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was a nurse being transported to a FOB when they are attacked and she is left stranded.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there outrage during WW1 about Russians or Germans raping a bunch of Red Cross nurses or am I confusing that with another conflict

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tottally Rad. I liked prey. And I belive in Dan

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women rule the action genre now
    the box office disagrees

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another garbage movie not worth thinking about.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect ass

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood just can't help but continually cast pale ephemeral waif women as badass action movie stars even though it loses hundreds of millions of dollars each time, it's like watching a broken roomba smash itself into pieces against a wall

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one will watch it. They will just inflate it with good reviews to drown the shit ones out. I fricking hate you sex obsessed morons. I swear. Fricking die already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will watch it but I won't pay for it and even if I do like it I will pretend that I don't. I am a man of principles.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooooo, don't cast hot women in movies, I want to look at the man instead

    You're all gays.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chud

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another 80 lbs israeli female "action" star.
    It's all so tiresome.

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