Sorry, Mr. Spielberg but you are wrong.

This is, indeed, a wonderful movie.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not, but Hoskins and Hoffman absolutely knock it out of the park

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spielberg didn't like it? This is the definitive pan kino the only good live action yidney I can think of.

      didn't bob hoskins and dustin hoffman play smee and hook as an old gay couple without telling spielberg?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        now it makes sense why they wanted the little boy so badly

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's https://youtu.be/JoZY2dSSxxA?list=OLAK5uy_lfbVf-vKV-dWaZ3hv5vFh2swRIpF--Cgs

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PiKsNhCsc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basedarang

      Reminds me of dankmus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't try and stop me Sneed!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        didnt know i needed a kek like that thank you anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHATCHA GONNA DO EH? ARREST ME? ARREST ME?? I'M OUTA BULLETS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow anon thanks I've been looking for his oldest video the Alice in wonderland remix for a while because there used to be a website with trippy panes playing clips of the movie on it with the song going. Shit is old as hell.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct. It is the definition of wonderful.
    Also Tinkerbell sexo.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Glenn Close played the guy put in the boo box
    Woke troony garbage!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't mind diving into the boo boo box of you know what I mean.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always thought there was something off about this character ls brief appearance

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She claims a production lady hit on her during filming
        No woman has ever expressed romantic interest towards me 🙁

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spielberg didn't like it? This is the definitive pan kino the only good live action yidney I can think of.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he hates the movie because of julia roberts

      something happened on that movie set.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she didn't want to get her kneepads, if you know what i mean.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she called off her engagement to Kiefer Sutherland 3 days before the wedding because the paparazzi caught him fricking a hooker. She then went and eloped to Ireland with Kiefer's best friend, Jason Patric, so that she could frick his brains out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          so that post is real then?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It could be.
            The Kiefer/Jason/Julia thing was real. They talked about it together on a podcast recently.

            I have no doubt Julia Roberts was a pain in Spielberg's ass on Hook. For him to bluntly answer "no" to being asked if he'd ever work with her again, she had to have pissed him off.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How many posts like this do you have anon? You must be very organized or OP.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She always seemed asexual to me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is interesting. She sounds like a bit of a jerk!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that time when Julia Roberts meltdowns inadvertently thwarted a Hollywood pedophile operation

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking hate women so much

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ? he cheated first tho..

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why? did she rejec his israeli wiener and israeli offers?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was way too old for him, dude.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Roberts was only 23 years old at the time of filming

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          its probably more like she tried to ride him up the career ladder and he had to refuse, she called him out, and then was able to use that to ride up the career ladder without sucking off every israelite in hollywood.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And then she almost got blacklisted from the industry because after all the shit she pulled on set, she flew home in the middle of filming and Steven had to threaten her career if she didn't get on the next plane back to England.
            Woman moment.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you mean she found out he was a pedophile, fled, realized she had leverage, came back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he hates the movie because of julia roberts

      something happened on that movie set.

      His first instinct was to make it into a musical, which is something he regrets doing and following his gut instinct. He got John Williams to write a bunch of songs, but only "When You're Alone" ended up getting used. Which won an Oscar, and was even performed by the actress at that years award show.
      On top of the problems he had with Roberts, being around that many children and getting them to behave on what's not only a film set but also a construction site must have been a real paion in the ass. Also, he expressed regrets about a few of the effefts choices citing how most of everything would have been CGI had he waited a few years, but it is quite obvious that when we're in scenes like Neverland with the moving flowers or the pirate bay that we are looking at built sets. More than anything this was his first real attempt at Oscar bait and it failed despite being successful and later a certified classic. Still, it wouldn't hurt after all these years plus the ensuing friendship he made with Williams to just do an HD release with audio commentary on it.

      And of course this happened a few years ago:

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which won an Oscar

        It did?????

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but it is quite obvious that when we're in scenes like Neverland with the moving flowers or the pirate bay that we are looking at built sets

        And that is a great thing, it's what made the movie. It challenges you to start imagining.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was never a huge favorite of mine but I liked it as a kid and went back to rewatch it when I was older and I thought it was still a fun, cute, whimsical film.

        None of this sounds like much of a problem. Particularly the bit abut the sets and the CGI since physical sets and practical effects almost always look better than CGI.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Twin Perfect already have a video not only detailing what you did but shitting all over your Spielberg shillpostong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      This movie brings us together.

      >To live... would be an awfully big adventure
      PANposters we are so fricking back

      I was thinking about this line recently. I am so glad I have something to be part of my generation. I even remember going to the cinema to watch it.

      Was it kino?

      Played it on an emulator, not a bad game

      Wouldn't mind diving into the boo boo box of you know what I mean.

      Kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had it on tape when I was a baby. It was probably the first movie I ever watched besides maybe IT 1990

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still think about that movie 32 years later and can't remember a single thing from Peter Pan & Wendy that I watched a few months ago. Tinker Bell is still my favorite fairy and not even Musa from Fate The Winx Saga can compare.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      silvermist mogs tinker bell

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this movie had more than 10 seconds of mermaids. Those mermaids were fricking hot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bangarang!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >To live... would be an awfully big adventure
    PANposters we are so fricking back

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critics hate it
    >Spielberg apologizes
    >children around the world continue to loveit for a fourth decade no
    Kek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Studios learned from this. Now they never apologize and blame the audience when their projects turn out shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the proper method

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First 1/3 is kino, and I'm not using that word lightly, it's some of the most intriguing, nostalgic, exciting stuff ever put in a big budget film. And I don't mean nostalgic as if I'm nostalgic for it, I mean Speilberg manages to convey the whole "Peter Pan and Wendy just grew up and Peter forgot his childhood" in a masterful way.

    The middle chunk is fine with a couple excellent scenes sprinkled in, but overall a little too silly. The lost boys touching Peters face and saying "oh there you are Peter" is another example of emotion, nostalgia, and excellence from classic Speilberg.

    Peter remembering who he is and flying again is fricking wonderful and John Williams score elevates it. The final fight on the boat is meh, but serviceable.

    The ending, again, feels dream like and nostalgic.

    I fricking love this movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Julia Roberts was terrible

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up are you gay or something not only was she hot as frick but that is the only film where she's done that interesting velvety beautiful innocent voice

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great summary anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its magical and reminds us to not forget being playful even in old age

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    glen close was the pirate put in the booboo box. little known fact

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact it was already mentioned doesn't make it a little known fact, spaz

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are people that show their kids the new "wendy" movie instead of Hook...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      peter.. that just means more kids are going to be inspired by something.. it's okay peter.. remember... it's okay to be happy peter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go frick yourself

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it kino?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the donkey kong snes games stole one of the songs from the Hook film OST. williams also went onto reuse the same medly for the love theme in the star wars prequels

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could you post the original?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          original:

          copies:

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fat kid assist was overpowered.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        THUDBALL!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when movies could be fun?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thudball
          He doesn't say "lardball"?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Read Peter and the Starcatchers (2004)
    >Then watch Peter Pan (1953)
    >Then watch Hook (1991)
    Perfect trilogy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      peter pan 2003 is better because it has the cute twink from that bigfoot movie and colors by coldplay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top it off with Finding Neverland

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pro tip, this is George Lucas and Carry Fisher

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You did it, Peter..
    >Did what?
    >You besneeded
    >SNEEDARAAAAAANG

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOO!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad form

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOO!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOO!

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be pretty much perfect if it was about 15% less sugary. The little girl singing scene and Pan going through his old ruined hideout (which is riddled with baffling plot implications) hold the whole thing back for me a bit. Also while Julia Roberts was fine for how they wrote Tink, I feel she was vanillafied heavily from the animated/movie original story.
    Hook, Smee, Pan, Rufio are all great on screen though and its overall a pretty damn good family flick.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's a perfect movie except for one small aspect: Peter Pan's final costume is just terrible. It's badly designed, looks cheap and tacky as hell, and doesn't fit a middle-aged man. The 1980s aerobic tights are especially insulting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Peter made it himself in a rush?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who owns this?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOO!

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never understood why boomers and gen-xers hate this

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a kid I could tell it sucked.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You've come to the wrong imaginary feast, lawyer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All these kids got bummed to death for sure

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a boner when he kissed the mermaids.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last one was the most sensual; I bet you can still here the sound the four bubbles made when they popped out of her mouth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sort of crazy how that's obviuosly someone's swimming pool, with fake kelp and a fake clam, but when I was a kid it felt like he was at the bottom of the ocean

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOO!

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance there will ever be a hot Tinker Bell again? I think disney is remaking this or something and it has indian peter pan and mulatto Tink. I was just at didney world and the girl they had as her there was fairly hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already released that turd. Straight to Disney Plus and everyone hated it then instantly forgot it ever existed.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His main criticisms are that the Neverland sets are quite unimaginative and they are. The town is just visual clutter everywhere and where the Lost boys live is just a jungle with some huts and splashes of random colour

    The film is good but visually I agree it’s a bit phoned in

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first act is absolute kino
    The middle act is a mess albeit with some of the best scenes of Spielberg's career
    The final act is a well-intended, endearing disaster
    It's still one of my favourite Spielberg films

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well frick now I want a captain Hook cap.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw critically panned movies from the past are a thousand times more interesting and creative than the "masterpieces" of today
    What the frick happened?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People got stupider, audience expectations got lower, and Hollywood talent diminished because it was no longer important to fill seats.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Williams is miscast as Banning, should have been Kevin Kline. Once he transforms in to Pan he's great in the role, I just don't buy him as the "butthole executive."

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