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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just making episodes on the movies, games and gadgets du juor is getting old.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No frickin way

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    alright let me guess the plot
    >new diet fad is taking the poopoo breath drug ozempic
    >everyone takes it to become skinny
    >it backfires (in a way that probably isn't true to reality because matt n trey believe in Hollywood myths and don't actually know how medicine works)
    >actual super srs lesson at the end where one of the kids turns to the camera and says "i learned you shouldn't take ozempic unless you're diabetic"

    yeah nothing they do is interesting now that we heard all the memes and jokes and takes you can make about every topic months before it comes out and they dont do anything revolutionary with it except repeats all the same memes and jokes and takes they read online
    it's like a summery of the web for the past few months and is approx as funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >poopoo breath drug
      Yeah isn't that shit literally dangerous and causes food not to digest and rot in your stomach
      I hate the medical industry and how casually it promoted every new trend to a many people as it possibly can

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it slows the digestion of food down, this does not mean it "rots"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Auto-brewery isn't normal, Satan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >poopoo breath drug
      Yeah isn't that shit literally dangerous and causes food not to digest and rot in your stomach
      I hate the medical industry and how casually it promoted every new trend to a many people as it possibly can

      It's making me tear my hair out. It's too good to be true. There's going to be a catch. There's ALWAYS a catch. There's no such thing as a free lunch and Ozempic will be no different, we just haven't found the catch yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just imagine that after getting off it you get drunk every time you eat bread, because the bread is fermenting and becoming alcohol in your gut

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fakeout, the fat drug thing is gonna get sidelined by a bigger plot line

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The drug is going to somehow have its effects reversed and make Cartman fat again, as well as fatten all the women who used it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      After ingesting two kilos of spice I foresee that at the middle of the special, once everyone's hopped on the trend there's suddenly going to be a 1 minute segment of random characters suddenly bloating up to thrice their size.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's going to happen in real life too. They're not going to change their eating habits and it'll be like they never took it in the first place.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A soft, plump belly is the best part of a woman.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weight gain gays in full cope mode in this thread. No, they are not going to appeal to your fetish.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muscles
    >hot
    gross

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick off musclegays
    learn to stop loving men

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apperantly it's also good for helping with gambling/alcohol addictions.

    Since Matt and Trey are bootstrap libertarians I bet they will have the people on Ozempic turn into unfun boring zombies who don't eat and are a pain in the ass to be around because they are also smug about being thin all the time.

    Stan and Kyle will somehow convince everyone that using a drug to lose weight is 'cheating' somehow, and/or it's better to be fat and fun/interesting than skinny and boring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if the women turn into mindless drones that aint so bad, but there's a rule now about depicting products controlling people's brains like that ever since the bath salts incident forever ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      While I don't think the episode will give the proper message either. Depending on a drug to lose weight with less work involved is bad though. It's like constantly taking weed to manage your temper, it's not fixing the underline issue. With the amount of new articles coming out about the drugs misuse there's definitely way too many people who lack control or have underline issues taking it. Weight culture in America is already super toxic without miracle drugs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is no reason why you can't do both

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You can use the drug as a tool for wieghtloss. Why not do both?
          In a perfect society most people would be able to. But there's too many irresponsible land whales in america. Theres a reason people on 600 pound life are forced to lose hundreds of pounds before gastric bypass surgery, and it's to ensure they don't kill themselves eating afterwards. The drug work miracles but with harsh effects if you frick it up (we also don't know about its long term shit effects its too new). This encourages negligence and lazyness on actual work for wieght loss especially in keeping all the weight off. In a better world south park would point out the miracle drug for being the dangerous crutch it is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but in a perfect society we wouldn't be sticking corn syrup in everything and healthy foods would cost less.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I imaginge anyone a little overwhight shouldn't use ozempic cuz its only for serius weight loss. For anyone seriously overweight its excuses, excuses. There's a deeper reason people stuff themselves to that size and using a miracle drug is escaping that underline issue.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Very few obese people reach 600 pounds it's hardly representative

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I wasn't saying it was. The 600 life thing was an meant to be an example of real health discipline (i.e daily food intake and regular daily workouts) being taught before said mircale is granted.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I personally like fupa better than abs

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember pen gilet claiming that one day there would be a legit weightloss pill and not just some not hungry anymore crack and I thought he is right I mean if there is a demand for it...
    However I thought it would have taken like 30 more years to develop, soon this will be diagnosed to everyone, it may even be free in Canada or something
    We truly are in the future, I mean there will still be obese people who can't handle even the minimal amount of work but we may finally see obesity go down in a significant way

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the consensus on Snow Day and what are the hopes for the next game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      game sucked and no one likes the artstyle
      everyone wants stick of truth 2 with ninjas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I liked But Whole's gameplay more

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I do too, but we're in the minority.
          the general consensus is SOT has the better story and gameplay, but FBW has more characters and more content

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            for me it's SOT story (and also the fact that you have your party member with you while you're walking around town) and FBW gameplay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The consensus I saw was more: The first one had a better story, the second one had better gameplay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I do too, but we're in the minority.
          the general consensus is SOT has the better story and gameplay, but FBW has more characters and more content

          I liked the gameplay of both, but for me the difference is in the writing, SoT leans in more on the "early" seasons both on references and style while FBW is more like the later seasons (18+, but honestly still better then most 20+ stuff), i didn't even bother trying Snow Day because from the moment i saw how it looked it seemed off.

          FBW has the better music.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            damn right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shit.

      The first two games were decent episodes of South Park with alright gameplay that just needed slightly better gameplay. But even then with that formula you could have easily made a 3rd game and people would have loved it.

      Snowday is just fricking awful, looks awful, plays awful, nothing like the previous games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the style (the art style) but the game was boring and only like 5 hours.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The boobs look bigger.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It causes thyroid tumours in animals and they aren't sure if it will do the same in people.

  16. 1 month ago
    Billy

    Craig's Mom>

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Craig’s mom finally shaved, shame.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sharon is going to be chubby with big breasts in this episode isn't she?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People who take Ozempic should be shamed, just lime people who take steroids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather we just shame fats into dieting and exercising.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am still butthurt it wasn't a ninjas game.

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