i think hed laugh at them, but not a real hearty laugh, more like the kinda laugh a girl does when you compliment her and she giggles instinctively both out of embarrassment and to signal to you that she finds it inviting and arousing
Is that not the point? Are there anons who have the delusion trey would take anything here seriously?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I have the delusion that he would frick Matt if that helps
2 years ago
Anonymous
I like to think he's a shotacon so he's not into the weird sexual posting per se but he would lurk for the cute posting and laugh at the rest because he likes unhinged humor, unaware that when I say I want to dominate and impregnate his chubby feminine old man body I am dead serious
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean we're all serious about wanting to frick/peg trey, but knowing he wouldn't take it seriously is a different matter. It opens the door to having more fun.
It would have to be the right one though. One of our threads with in-depth schizo-analysis on the Tweaks, Kyle's vegana, treys vegana, and writegays making their own shitpost funny plots would be ideal I think, but imagine the one time Trey or production reads these threads it ends up being a lianebrap creek-hate seething ship war "___ season is better" thread. That would be humiliating. The only way for them to get the true experience is if they became regulars
i always say, every /comfy/ thread is a unqiue flavor
youll never know what youre gonna get and no thread is truly the same as the last, thats why i love em
Dude you're not me. I was the one who made the thread, and I don't care if you ignore it. Though according to the rules of comfyposting, early bird gets the worm.
depends if you wanna encourage lianegay or not
personally i trust this one better, it might seem bland now but they usually develop later in the day
i dont wanna talk about liane braps
>Jason White >Satan
oh man thats perfect, ive been wanting a "jason comes back" episode for a while now
satan lets him return to the overworld and warns him that theres gonna be a few... 'inconsistancies'... jason understands that people might not understand why hes back or he might not recognize certain charas- but he never expected meta inconsistancies, he doesnt understand why everyone is acting like Token's name was always "Tolkien", why certain characters no longer act like they used to, why Craig and Tweek insist theyre gay, why Timmy has seemingly lost the ability to speak even further, why people look just slightly.... off... with their big bobbleheads and too many wrinkles he too complicated appearances but hes still a cartoon chara so he cant put his finger on why it looks wrong, the world just feels... not right
Temporary ideas you'd like to do for 1-2 seasons in South Park if you were the executive producer?
Make Wendy suddenly thirsty for Stan when he starts dating a girl once a week and eventually he settles for Red.
Kenny becomes a rich douchebag complete with bodyguards and a person who translates what he's saying.
Cartman finds a soft spot for a little girl and goes on a Lone Wolf and Cub story throughout the season.
A second Mysterion appears who's evil.
Musicals voiced by french, british, german accent women.
South Park Heathers parody except it's Wendy who is the school shooter.
An episode where all the women of South Park get sent to Russia, China and India. This gets triggered because a woman b***hes about someone leaving the toilet seat open. Randy gets sent too because he acts just like a woman.
An episode where zoomers and millenial-zers admit the 95-2005s were the pinnacle of the entertainment industry including quality control of furniture, faucets, houses, society's intelligence, the news reporters, sjws/liberals being sent to the mental asylum.
An episode about SJWs and being sent to the looney bin (ironically Family Guy did a better job at being informative about SJWs, even if let's say it wasn't as funny as the dudebro fratboys in SP, but I'll never forgive Trey for keeping that Poochie/Dolores Umbridge piece of shit on the show, I'm only thankful PC principal isn't a real Poochie like Randy.)
An episode about how much the city sucks compared to mountain towns ... and also how much small suburban towns with barely any facilities like convenience stores 5 minutes away from your house also suck ... 1 hour away from the nearest drug store, are you nuts? is this a town or a village in the middle of nowhere?
A new character gets introduced, she's written exactly like Cadpig.(google it)
It's a 30 episode season.
>95-2005s were the pinnacle of the entertainment industry including quality control of furniture, faucets, houses, society's intelligence, the news reporters, sjws/liberals being sent to the mental asylum.
1985-1995 had better music than 1995-2005 though
the boys and girls get into a another gender war over the Amber Heard trial, but they're perplexed by the fact that Kenny doesn't really seem to care, the boys try to get Kenny to stand up for Johnny Depp while the girls try to get a boy on their side, and at the end it's revealed that Kenny is so poor he's more concerned if he's even gonna have dinner that night over some dumb celebrity bullshit
I did and it seems to just keep refilling with water past the point it is supposed to for some reason I am not a plumber I don't know how it is supposed to look
I don't want to post a pic of my toilet on Cinemaphile, I for now turned the water off via the tap at the bottom of the toilet and the water stopped. Until I can get it fixed I'll just have to remember to turn the tap on for a bit after using the toilet before promptly turning it back off again. I really need to sleep now though, thanks for offering to help.
one of your water valves is busted and it can't properly tell when the toilet's fill, it might stop on its own or it might not, either way get a plumber in the morning cuz you're fricked kek
The Goth kids hate life so aren’t afraid of dying early to lung cancer (but most besides Firkle maybe would probably shit themselves if you held a gun to their heads)
absolutely nothing pisses me off more than jock Stan, it's literally my pet peeve
he's a board game autist now, through and through
i know it's just teen girls who somehow think sport meatheads are hot but they literally have Clyde for that shit, why use Stan?
He has football lamps in his room I guess, while someone like Kyle (who is often portrayed as the nerd instead) has an Einstein poster despite Kyle being more jock-y than Stan with his interest in basketball. Probably doesn’t help that Kyle is “smarter” than Stan in regards to school grades.
dont forget this is Trey- the theatre loser who falls for memes like 'uhhh jocks like ball game right? play game? play with ball? i like to play with balls.... what kinda ball game? basketball? basketball lamp in his room to show hes a total jock, even tho any ol schmuck can enjoy a game of basketball (and Kyle has literally been shown to like PLAYING it but whatever). as for Kyle... hes a nerd right? what do those... smart types... like? Einstein? he was big smart right?"
Trey doesnt understand actual interests and cliques besides his highschool musical interpretation of em, because hes an adorable dorky gay theatre kid
exactly this
Trey tried to make his self-insert a sportshead but he's much more endearing and fitting as a total geeky dork who likes old pop culture movies and board games and kinda gets so caught up with being a decent person and not being seen as racist he gets himself into bigger messes than he would if he just let things happen naturally
Don't bother. SP are literally incapable of realizing that someone can be both into athletics and "nerdy" hobbies. In their brain there are two boxes, one for jock and one for nerd and it is impossible to be both at the same time.
Well if you want to be good at either, you can’t. Intellectuals don’t have time to do sports and jocks get actual head trauma where the whole dumb jock stereotype comes from, their brains are literally damaged from playing football.
>ntellectuals don’t have time to do sports and jocks get actual head trauma where the whole dumb jock stereotype comes from, their brains are literally damaged from playing football.
My friend was a potential Olympic level athlete and big into academics and nerdy shit like pokemon. Just because losers on this site are afraid of sports doesn't mean most normies aren't capable of doing both.
False, regular exercise and physical activity improves brain function which allows for better intelligence. Your argument would make sense for particularly violent sports like boxing however.
This.
That's why we have morons who believe Tweek is an unpredictable methead weirdo fighting with other morons that view him as this feminine, twink in the making who's clingy and needy with Craig when both sides are right.
Ok? I never said he wasn't, my issue is how this is taken and run with to the point of turning him into a sports meathead when he's shown to have a shit ton more varied interests. Stan hasn't been shown touching a football in a professional setting since 2012.
Sorry I contested your Style headcanons but you know it's bullshit deep down.
Don't bother. SP are literally incapable of realizing that someone can be both into athletics and "nerdy" hobbies. In their brain there are two boxes, one for jock and one for nerd and it is impossible to be both at the same time.
Nobody even implied that, schizo. You should be telling the people outside this board that, because at least we acknowledge conflicting facts.
Imagine your parents being writers and finding your fanfic collection and then mercilessly criticizing and offering suggestions on how to write better.
I also found this >pic related >Never knew LianeXDamien is something I needed in my life.
When the gang finds out that Cartman's breast came from their money, do you think they will force Cartman to sell himself, giving boys titfricks? Maybe Liane will help and it will lead up to mind-break and bimbofication,
What's going to be their reaction when they find out Cartman spent all their money on a tit job?
2 years ago
Smurf-fag
Butter would felt hurt and the other would get angry, with Kyle being the most; Kenny wouls suggest that they should turn cartman into a prostitute, Stan and Token take it as a joke but Kyle is so angry that he convinces them. Butters is still friends with his old group of hookers so he ask them for advice.
That was just a one-off. Streaming wars has everything back to normal. It was just, as most of the show, a literary device.
>No bimbo trans Cartman
Well, that's a disappointment, they could have make a point about the concecuences of letting and forcing kids into transition
That was just a one-off. Streaming wars has everything back to normal. It was just, as most of the show, a literary device.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i bet theyll go back to status quo on at least a couple aspects that have been set up towards this special
yall wanna bet which ones?
2 years ago
Anonymous
do we still have the bingo card? should we make a new one for part 2 or just add to it? because im sure we can add "plot point returns to status quo" and "plot point from part 1 gets retconned/forgotten"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>should we make a new one for part 2
Yeah let's do it
>Cartman trying to get other kids to admit they wanna frick his mom >Stan wanting to frick Cartmans mom >Kenny just criticizes bad writing
is this bizarro sp... wheres Kyle? is he suddenly a chad? does he have a penis?
>Was more interested in sex and smoking crack than looking after her own son. >Apparently once made her son dress up as a mailman and dance for her while she smoked crack and had sex with some guy Cartmna didn't even know. >Apparently taught him most of his bigoted ideology. >Son is traumatized by her sexual escapades. >Initially was willing to give him up for adoption than tell him the truth about his dad. >Was willing to help other trick her son into giving up one of his kidney (and there's a chance he might've died if he was left with the bad kidney instead). >"OH LOOK AT ME I'M A WOE BE ME MOTHER WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER SON" >^ somehow works as most South Park fans see her as a sweet innocent lady who is being tormented by her monster of a son, (despite her being responsible for the way he is, so much so that she was the one who brought back to his old self after he Cesar Milan's methods helped him change)
See this why I hate the "I'm so glad Liane is standing up for herself" comments so much. It feels like everyone is either braindead or hasn't watched the first few seasons except for me.
people just have no concept of narrative development and think characters need to be like people and improve for "the better" even if it makes them worse characters
Yesterday Max was having a schizo breakdown
Now Lianegay is getting close to one
What autist will go down tomorrow? Place your bets
I'm looking at one of he Kyman sisters
do you wanna have a fun, comfy expirience, or spend half the game faffing around building ur chara sheet and the other half sitting thru horrid comedy?
Good morning to my cute wife trey parker who is also an instrument colloquially known as the treympet. If you finger the buttons and blow hard enough he'll make beautiful music for you.
Being able to make trey laugh would be a badge of honor. If he ever giggled cutely at me I'd have to frick him on the spot.
good morning to your cute little bicycle wife anon, i hope you dont mind we had a bit of fun with him today
and good evening to my cute husband whos soft and warm body fills my arms like delicious mash potate
Did you? That rascal sure does get around huh?
Good evening to you and your beloved nathan! It simply wouldn't be South Park discussion on Cinemaphile without at least a little nathanposting.
No the only South Park fic that I’m in the process of writing is on AO3 and unknown. At this point I’m not even invested in it anymore but I feel like I have to finish it before I can move on to other things.
One major complaint I have about South Park is how the political episodes are a little too on the nose.
For example: Cartman is the bad guy who vocalizes opinions we're supposed to disagree with; >Cartman: *Voices opinion/belief that the creators oppose*
Yet for some reason, the way he phrases it makes it seem like Cartman is saying it in a sarcastic manner and is mocking the people who hold that political point of view. Like I know that's supposed to be the point, but when the character that supposedly holds the "wrong " viewpoint seems to not actually believe in it, comes off as a bit odd.
everything sp does nowadays starts making sense if you remember who they're writing for- simple minded, moralhomosexual yesmen who wanna hear their own opinions said back at them, cant comprehend nuance or subversion or even irony, think understanding a reference is comedy and physically do not compute when cartoon tv show says a thing they cant cross reference with their notes of agreeable and favorable thoughts to think
Cartman and Kyle need to both start a rivalry over who can please cousin Kyle in bed that ends with both of them violating her yet theyre only concerned with eachother and winning their dumb spat
What's your favorite variant of kyman? Evenly matched? Who do you prefer to see get fricked over at the end of the episode?
Cartman and Kyle need to both start a rivalry over who can please cousin Kyle in bed that ends with both of them violating her yet theyre only concerned with eachother and winning their dumb spat
Jesus I thought your posting was funny at first but you don't need to insert cousin Kyle every time we talk about kyman. Start your own greentext or something.
ok here goes >Cartman and Kyle get into beef about cousin Kyle >Cartman starts getting all touchy with him just to piss Kyle off, Kyle gets protective of his cousin >it devolves into the two fighting for his affection >eventually theyre sat on the couch, rubbing his shoulders, kissing him, biting his ears, playing with his nipples and getting him off while maintaining eye contact and giving eachother angry looks because they're more concerned about their fight than anything
the end
I don't really care I can scroll past posts. I'm just a little irked now that they keep trying to hijack kyman posts to make it about cousin kyle but it ain't a big deal. This is a thread for a cartoon about poop and shit on a Mongolian basket weaving forum after all.
Liane is appearing more than Creek you delusional fujo. Two options of coping are presented to you now: shut up and resume your nonsensical posting of prepubescent boys fricking in detailed art like the mentally ill pedo you are, or rerun to Twitter to be with your people. These are your only choices.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Still being this assblasted over two cute gay kids
Keep crying Black person, your tears are delicious
2 years ago
Anonymous
kek this is too on the nose, you have to be a falseflagger
The cripples absolutely get the most undeserved attention, but I can't complain too much since I prefer it to drooling over idealized anime prettyboy versions of characters.
post your actual crackships. not just absurd ships, but ones that you personally only ship in a crackship sorta way, be it ironically, or in a very particular ridiculous way
for me its Wendy/Token/Stan.
garry/stan is a good one but only because all the mormon sex and other implications are funny
i remember that weird thread where we shipped Kyle with Francis.. that was interesting
Stary is a good ship because it’s the only ship Stan has that could actually cure most of his mental faults and insecurities and lead him to be a better person. It’s wholesome as frick and works well either romantically or totally platonic, just as long Stan is a bit of a tsun tsun with him.
prime Stary content is Gary being oppressively popular with the girls that they invite him to all of their hangouts and Gary insists on bringing Stan along and his ex is always there so it's awkward
based Stary CHADS, thank you for the wonderful content
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's a deep cut art reference.
2 years ago
Anonymous
A lot of people read yaoi
2 years ago
Anonymous
I know but it's OLD yaoi.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What? It was published in 2018, the mangaka just has a retro art style
prime Stary content is Gary being oppressively popular with the girls that they invite him to all of their hangouts and Gary insists on bringing Stan along and his ex is always there so it's awkward
That reminds me that Butters' dad bought Kenny's dad a drink at the Peppermint Hippo in FBW >I knew you'd like it!
And now I headcanon that they fricked that night, it also explains why Kenny's mom is so mad at Stephen in the first covid special >(Stephen to Thomas) Spoken like a true redneck >(Carol) Oh frick you!!!
It's a couple of lines you can overhear if you stand by their table, so whether you hear it is a bit random like the secret crush line in SoT. I ship it for laughs but I also like how it could further the parallel between Bunny and their dads.
>Stuart: Grew up poor, is an unemployed alcoholic. >Kenny: Grew up poor, becomes rich and famous. >Stephen: grew up being abused by his mom, abuses his son. >Butters: Grew up being abused by his dad, gets along great with kids. >Stuphen(?): A lust-and-alcohol fueled encounter that worsens their already shitty marriages. >Bunny: A steady, solid bond built on years of friendship, trust, and love.
Yeah I prefer when it's cartoony, but good art is good art
Do people still find Bunny cute when they are bearded old men instead of little boys?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Personally I only ship adult Bunny, don't give a shit about the little kids dynamic give me rich old crusty men in buissness trips
2 years ago
Anonymous
Can't speak for everyone but I've never seen any complaints.
It's not exactly new to me, I also ship Kirk and Spock when they're old geezers. Old people are cute
>Craig is pretty vanilla by himself (as expected from such a boring dude) but he's willing to indulge Tweek by accepting all the crazy sexual shit Tweek's proposing because he's bussy-whipped like that
TRUE. >its just... weird, yknow? Ack! >anything for you, babe >ok ok... c-can I tie you up with rope all strategically and sexy, and then blindfold you and tease your nipples with ice cubes? >... uh. Sure... >whips could be involved depending on if you're up for it. A-and funnel feeding you hot liquids until you're all bloated. Specifically coffee laced with aphrodisiacs. If that's okay with you.. Craig? >... uhhhhhhh... okay {:|
>so who's going to be the degenerate one between them?
Tweek. I've bottomed and it's absolutely AMAZING how your anxiety just melts away for awhile afterwards.
I still stand that being HumanCentipeded is a worse fate than any Kenny death. Not even a Kylegay I just think that's more horrible than nearly anything else shown on the show.
What kind of games do the boys play? >Cartman: Pretty much anything that is in and new >Kenny: Plays anything his friends want to play with him, doesnt have a console of his own >Stan: Gets easily hooked on anything but prefers open world games where you can use your imagination narration-wise like Trey. Also prefers board games. Avoids shit with micro transactions like a junkie. >Kyle: Has been shown to play MMOs like LoL, likes to shoot stuff like Matt >Butters: Basedboy games like Animal Crossing or Pokemon >Tweek: FPS games and anything that can be done fast to blow off some steam >Craig: Puzzle games, also gets pretentious over retro games >Clyde: Doesn't play games
All wrong. >Cartman, Tweek: First person shooters, constantly getting the new Call of Duty and shit like that, Tweek is aggressive as frick and spergs out whenever he gets killed, practically rapes his mic in the lobby. Cartman is the one that's shit at the game but curses out people in the lobby and says he fricked their moms, basically the meme about that white kid in Xbox/CoD lobbies you always hear about, you know the one. >Clyde and Jimmy: Same as above with FPS, but they're the MLG pro gamer shitposters. Clyde constantly tries to do trickshots and fails 9 out of 10 times, whenever he somehow lands a ridiculous trickshot he GOES OH MY GOD and Jimmy chimes with ARE YOU RECORDING TRICKSHOT, delayed with a stuttering on recording for comedic effect. Otherwise they'll play whatever with their friends. Usually like to play with Tweek so they can make fun of his sperg outs, Cartman always finds a way to butt in on their sessions though. >Kenny: too poor to afford anything, but likes anything handheld the most because they help simulate an Ipad(which he doesn't have) >Stan: Open world/role-playing/board/retro games. Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon's Dogma, Star Wars: Battlefront, CLASSIC Fire Emblem, .io games, and shit like Snake and Minesweeper, along with literally all kinds of Board games, from Chess to shit like Robinson Crusoe >Kyle: MMOs, MOBAs, Party fighting games, Role-playing Shooters. League, Battle Royales, Smite, HALO, Stan got him into Elder Scrolls: Online, Smash Bros, Street Fighter, Tekken. Kyle likes to kick ass to let out his rage and feel good while doing it. >Butters: Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Hello Kitty Island adventure, Lego video games, Doom Eternal on account of his parents getting it by accident >Craig: Party games like Mario Party which he's shockingly good at; curses out everyone while he somehow wins despite everyone teaming on him, racing games, Minecraft.
This is so true and based. I'm gonna share some of my similar HCs.
Clyde and Jimmy like to record Tweek's spergouts when they play together so they can record some xboxaddictionz type videos "INSANE 10 year old FREAKS OUT on CSGO! (BREAKS HIS MIC)". And even as they grow older like say, 17, they still lower the age and lie because tweek sounds like a fricking squeaker when he rages since he's on the verge of tears and seconds from throwing up on the floor when he gets trolled just right.
This also sometimes leads to Richard having to physically drag Tweek off the ps4 and lock him in the storage room with some fidget spinners until he calms down or something, much to the delight of Jimmy and Clyde who use these moments for their videos ofc. "TROLLING on CoD PART 8 | KID SCREAMS so loud HIS DAD MAKES HIM STOP PLAYING (GONE WRONG)".
Tweek likes to watch Craig play games and comment on them as he does so, though. Like in the show.
Craig seems like the type to not take gaming seriously, he'd just play with silly mods and kill npcs and frick around in open-world games.
Like, weirdly specific example, I know, but iykyk: Craig's the kind of kid that would play minecraft almost only on creative mode and just fly around blowing shit up with TnT and making sheep volcanoes, he rarely plays the actual game. Y'know.
Tolkien doesn't play video games as often as the others but when he does, it's EA games. He's rich as all frick and can actually buy the DLCs and lootboxes and stuff. When Jimmy and Clyde play with him they get pissed off because Tolkien will have some exclusive armor and weapon packs despite having only 4 hours played in the game total. Jimmy kinda just sticks to verbally goofing on him while Clyde gets whiney and tries begging Tolkien to buy him battle passes or whatever overpriced crap the game is selling.
Because she's a DOUCHE BAG and a BAD MOTHER!!!! Obviously
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just finished the video, wasn't expecting it to get so depressing. I honestly feel bad for them both, though I can't imagine ever speaking to my mom like that even when she was screaming and throwing things, but then again I've always been a big wuss
All wrong. >Cartman, Tweek: First person shooters, constantly getting the new Call of Duty and shit like that, Tweek is aggressive as frick and spergs out whenever he gets killed, practically rapes his mic in the lobby. Cartman is the one that's shit at the game but curses out people in the lobby and says he fricked their moms, basically the meme about that white kid in Xbox/CoD lobbies you always hear about, you know the one. >Clyde and Jimmy: Same as above with FPS, but they're the MLG pro gamer shitposters. Clyde constantly tries to do trickshots and fails 9 out of 10 times, whenever he somehow lands a ridiculous trickshot he GOES OH MY GOD and Jimmy chimes with ARE YOU RECORDING TRICKSHOT, delayed with a stuttering on recording for comedic effect. Otherwise they'll play whatever with their friends. Usually like to play with Tweek so they can make fun of his sperg outs, Cartman always finds a way to butt in on their sessions though. >Kenny: too poor to afford anything, but likes anything handheld the most because they help simulate an Ipad(which he doesn't have) >Stan: Open world/role-playing/board/retro games. Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon's Dogma, Star Wars: Battlefront, CLASSIC Fire Emblem, .io games, and shit like Snake and Minesweeper, along with literally all kinds of Board games, from Chess to shit like Robinson Crusoe >Kyle: MMOs, MOBAs, Party fighting games, Role-playing Shooters. League, Battle Royales, Smite, HALO, Stan got him into Elder Scrolls: Online, Smash Bros, Street Fighter, Tekken. Kyle likes to kick ass to let out his rage and feel good while doing it. >Butters: Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Hello Kitty Island adventure, Lego video games, Doom Eternal on account of his parents getting it by accident >Craig: Party games like Mario Party which he's shockingly good at; curses out everyone while he somehow wins despite everyone teaming on him, racing games, Minecraft.
Cartman is the one who canonically likes board games that allow you to create your own narrative and use imagination. Stan is the one who knows about board games to an autistic level.
I think they should bond by playing board games together actually.
Craig canonically dabbles in Assassins Creed Syndicate (in TxC), and him and Tweek play enough games to have strong opinions on what their favorite console is (they really didn't help the "Playstation players are gay" meme lol)
That arc couldn't even be arsed to have a decent final battle like Imagination Land. And I'm 100% sure Trey wasn't being meta ironic with his own 3parter when he kept criticizing Game of Thrones for being commercial tv trash with horrible dialogue filler that promises a lot and underdelivers worse than Harry Potter parts 7 and 8. Trey was being a genuine self-absorbed hypocrite with that 3parter.
no anon, i wanna have fun and im gonna ignore realism in favor of said fun because im not Trey and i value having fun and exploring characters more than i value asspats over being 'realistic'
and what a nice ass it is.... all he needs to do is ask
yes i will because i do it in a way thats cool and tumblr does it in a way thats gay and cringe
end of
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then you're just as much of a homosexual as them but unlike them you sniff your own farts and think you're better.
2 years ago
Anonymous
no im actually better
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're actually proving yourself to be more of a moronic Black personhomosexual than even the most pride gear drawing creek zoomer tumblrina right now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
no because
1. im cool
2. end of
2 years ago
Anonymous
No you're not cool you're a megahomosexual and I still like you but that doesn't stop you from being a huge gay.
Craig. I've done this analysis before. >(TvC) is overwhelmed by fat Asian man asscheeks and vocalizes this as a weakness.
> ^he let's himself get knocked unconscious against a wall by said Asian man asscheeks
>Tweek wore average shorts for the fight, Craig wore one of those Japanese thongs that goes up your buttcrack and stuff (gay as hell)
>Craig was the leader of the gay stuff and probably the one who made the outfits in the South Park is Gay episode
>was able to say "gay" without being beeped in South park is Gay. Even if it was a one off joke from the other episode, I've noticed that in the earlier seasons, characters only said gay in word conjunctions like "gayatronics" "homosexualry" and stuff like an adjective. All except Craig and mr garrison from what I remember. I haven't checked in a while.
>after TxC, he calls tweek "honey" and "babe" and stuff while Tweek has literally never used a petname ("tiger" in TFBW I guess? If that counts), and just calls him "craig".
>Craig hates women with a passion, Tweek has never been shown to have any strong opinions on women. Craig on the other hand is like the fricking king of misogyny. Gay as hell.
Is this a South Park fujo thread? I came to post this since I think it's what you're asking for and I find the character at different angle kind of amusing but skimming through the thread you guys are acting like a bunch of stinky fujos.
Why did you guys decide to fixate on Trey as opposed to Matt even though Matt is more conventionally attractive? Is it because Trey has a higher possibility of being a homo?
>Cinemaphile's website format naturally appeals more to men and masculine people - this is scientifically proven, men prefer forums, women prefer blogs. >meaning most people on here will be either men or tomboys >Trey radiates femininity and submissiveness, Matt is more dominant and masculine >therefor people on here are more likely to be into Trey, whereas twitter or tumblr types are more drawn to Matt
the internet was typically not used by women, they werent really drawn to it in the era of complexity, autism and anonymity
the modern internet is pretty much structured in favor of women tho, with emphasis on popularity and transparency
I unironically have a fetish for homosexual men, I think. Trey looks, sounds and acts very feminine, he has feminine interests and body language, he's cute, he's emotion driven, he's generally shy and he's soft spoken, he's passionate, he's probably bi or at least a bit of a bawd, and he's incredibly talented, and I'm just very attracted to all of that. I don't know.
i tend to dislike homosexual man, but Trey just isnt the same kinda homosexual
i dont like "yaaaas queeeen" guys with their daft hair, annoying mannerisms and appropriation of my speech impediment who dress femininely
but Trey is a different kinda gay- hes an oldschool gay turned adorable, soft, chubby old gay man... hes just precious and i need to frick
Ok, I knew my words would create a misunderstanding, that's my bad, but let me elaborate what I meant by homosexual exactly. I didn't mean guys like that James Charles at all, I actually think they are really annoying and ugly, not in a homophobic way but... they're just not the ones I meant.
I meant the guys who are just a bit queer, in that they may have a feminine vibe to them, be it fashion sense, body language, but not so extreme that it becomes a conscious parody of itself. Because those yasss qweeen gays reek of parody and self awareness when they act like that, and I find it off-putting. I like it when it's just genuine and not a performance. Like the guy is genuinely soft and cute, he may play up his cuteness like how Trey does those poses, he may indulge in cuteness because he genuinely enjoys it, like... well, like how Trey makes south park, but there's an inherent femininity to them that they can't turn off even if they tried. They may have a higher pitched voice than usual or maybe a smaller frame than average. And there's some feminine things I enjoy to see a man do like paint his nails or have long hair or an earring or dress fashionably or wear a bit of eyeliner, of course, but not... all of it at once. Not like a trap, just natural personality.
And additionally, they may tease or leave up to the imagination the fact that they may be into guys. Maybe they're openly affectionate with their male friends, maybe they like to imply that they experimented in college or they wouldn't say no if the situation came up... I mean, I like men of course, and who doesn't enjoy having double of a thing you like? Not to mention being with another man makes them appear more feminine by default. So that's what I meant. Them being so feminine and vulnerable makes me want to demean them, so I say homosexuals.
yeah i see what you mean, those are oldschool homosexuals and theyre pretty sweet, the ones you couldnt really tell from straight guys back in the era where everyone was out-there and flamboyant, unless you hung out with them and... noticed ...
Oh and I forgot to add, I do also think Matt is hot as well, I just don't have any urge to dominate him at all so I'm less interested. I see him as equal, or even as someone that would protect me, because he has that aura of someone who's calm and collected and knows his shit and keeps things under control, if that makes sense. When I look at him I feel soothed and like I want to be held and have him take control, when I look at Trey I want to bend him and give him the strap, possibly while he's wearing a dress or something low-cut, I wanna take him for a spin and hear him moan and cry in ecstasy and all that good stuff. Or just hold him, give him cute little kisses, and reassure him.
Treeeyyyy if you refuse to do comedy then can you at the very least do something else like a detective show?
I want him to post sexy pictures of himself, I don't care that he's old now.
Matt does absolutely nothing to me aside from looking like a real fun guy, id wanna be his friend, he seems cool to hang out with and maybe get drank and write some scripts
Trey is wife material
I think the only confirmed female I know is the one lesbian kymansister. According to the poll there are other females but I have no clue which posters they are.
she already jumped on the chance to groom Kenny's sister into gothhood, i bet she gets her nice and mellow, blows smoke in her face and then just showers her with compliments and slowly gets to feeling her up- shes not a rapist in an alley kinda pedo, shes more... inviting...
I was the first episode you've seen? for me it was City on the Edge of Forever, I didn't watch the whole thing but I vaguely remember the visual of the bus hanging from the cliff, also Cartman likes to fantasize about Stan making out with Wendy
I think my very first episode in 2011 was Major Boobage, I marathoned the whole thing. My second most memorable was the one with Scuzzlebutt.
But around in the 2000s I'm pretty sure I watched clips of the movie and Cartman telling Garrison to lick his balls.
My favourite seasons are 8-11 when they put more effort into the plot and structure. Seasons 1-3 are more for the novelty of seeing The Simpsons tier structure where plots A B C take turns instead of running concurrently like the one with Ned and Jimbo flashbacking to Vietnam.
Technically I saw part of Here Comes The Neighborhood, but I was really young and had no context to what I was watching. So my first actual full episode was Ikes Weewee
>Creek
it's fine, it's pretty genetic but not in a bad way. Has a couple funny episodes or at least episodes with funny moments to it. >Candy
Overrated in my opinion, it's just heterosexual Kyman with Stan NTR thrown in. Kyman feels fun because Kyle and Cartman suffer equally, I don't want to bring Stan into this as well. >Style
Speaking of Stan, personally I can take this one or leave it. I like them as a broship, the furthest I'd really go is maybe considering the idea of Stan being bi and having a drunk crush on Kyle but it being one sided. >Kyman
The funniest ship listed here, which is good for me since I prefer funny stuff from South Park than just drama. Kyle and Cartman are obsessed with each other even if they don't want to admit it, which makes it better imo. >Bunny
It's fine, a bit lacking in bite though. I prefer Kenny as a free spirit (bawd). >Buttman
I only like accidental Buttman but as an actual ship nah. Funny name though like that other anon pointed out.
How would Cartman achieve this? Wait it could be like that one episode of Black Mirror where the guy uploads the personalities of his coworkers into his simulation game. Cartman creates a simulated world where he’s a super cool space pirate and everyone worships him and he uploads Wendy, Kyle, and Cartman’s personalities into the game so he can frick them whenever he wants.
>creek
Their canon relationship? Absolutely based, sweet and cute. Their fanon portray, especially before TxC? Cringe and boring
>candy
Probably my favorite hetero pairing along with Kenrietta but only as long as Wendy has her early seasons characterization.
Cartman with modern Wendy is basically female kyman.
>style
Used to be one of my favorite SP pairings when I was a teen, now I don't care too much about it as I find them boring.
Work better as bros only.
>kyman
I don't ship this but I don't mind it and I can definitely see the appeal.
>bunny
Cute, used to ship them a lot when I was 12. I wish the show would explore their friendship more.
>buttman
I'm not a fun of pairings where there's a heavy power imbalance and neither of them are good for the other (remember the shit Butters has done to Eric in s20? He's indirectly the reason why Cartman became an butthole towards Heidi afterwards)
Each of these ships had multiple episodes and moments of development except for Bunny. It's amazing how 1 episode made it so popular. Bunny has no chemistry, barely any interactions, and is basically baseless.
>creek
Cute and canon, I honestly think it was the best choice for the yaoi episode >candy
A guilty pleasure, it seems I only care about het ships if they're doomed from the start >style
Kinda boring but sweet, like vanilla ice cream >kyman
I like it, and I do think Cartman has a weird crush on Kyle, but if I had to choose it or Style to become canon, I'd choose Style (sorry) >bunny
The cutest, sweetest, purest, bestest ship ever!
oh I forgot also,
>buttman
>buttman
I love their dynamic and broship them but the thought of them dating makes me want to puke
South Park fanfics are about as effective at being humorous as FIM fanfics are at being wholesome. I wonder why the people who watch something they enjoy are 180 degrees at practicing it.
People can already come to the respective shows for the aspects they provide, fan content is often produced to explore aspects that aren't as explored or take the characters to places they might not go to in their source.
FiM is such a wholesome happy show, so people make edgy and sad fan content to experience that unexplored side.
SP is an edgy comedy show, so people make serious and often wholesome art and writing since the show won't do it as much.
If you consumed fan content for the same reason you watch the show, you'd just go rewatch the show instead of indulging in a derivative lesser version of it.
i feel like i recognize this doujin, but i forget... whats the context?
also i love when japs make the joos look fricking hot, especially Gerald, they always draw him as the dorky little weenie that he is and its great
I've been thinking for a while
It seems like I dislike all Kyle related ships, or even normal fanart that involves him.
I don't hate Kyle when I watch the series, he's just there and sometimes I even feel for him (sometimes), but whenever I go online I start to absolutley dislike him and I never thought about why.
Now I discovered it.
When you watch the series Kyle is a sensitive kid guided by morals, but he's also a little brat that gets in fights, plays sports and canonically the most masculine out of the four.
Yet fanartist keep on depicting him as this skinny petite nerd with a snappy attitude, why do they always draw him as the shortest one and refer to him as tiny?
Even after the post covid specials I still see people draw him as short.
He's also used as the default bottom for some reason, which doesn't make sense for anyone that watched more than one episode of the series.
That's just how mid-2000s was with yaoi stereotypes. For some reason Kyle ended up that way. It's probably because intellectualism used to be linked with femininity and chastity, and he had some traits that could be associated with "tsundere" character type (very popular back then, now everyone knows they're shit).
Most of us are in the same boat
The fandom is made of women who miss every aspect of what makes Kyle likable
I hate every fanon interpretation because it's done by people who barely watch the show
yesmen are actively hurting TRey because he has admitted and shown to us that he is literally incapable of judging his own work. he thinks everything is bad, which used to mean he always doubted himself, but now he decided to just go "frick it, i need to be more confident" and floor it. which sometimes isnt a bad idea, sometimes we need a bit of blind confidence, but not when youre so blind that you've been driving straight into a tree for several years.
he keeps pushing believing his smug confidence will get him thru and he keeps making trash, and its about time normies told him that
and i think this special was the breaking point
Sorry I'm late nathanlover, I was outside soaking up the sun. As for your question of course I start my days by reminding my wife how cute he is, he gets praise first thing in the morning.
Good evening to you and your husbando who has now made me hungry for some fluffy honey butter bread buns.
My affection has not waned but I get the feeling he's surrounded by peers who are NPCs. I fear that such conditions are terminal. No telling how much time we have left I'm afraid. All I can say is only the most basic of normies I know would probably think that trailer looked funny.
>they gave him the Karen hairstyle
theyre gonna be hammering the joke in even harder.. hell, itll probably be a major plot point
this sucks extra spicy hard
shit like this is why i hate memespeak like "karen"
its just a culturewide 'inside joke', its literally referential comedy for people with no friends and sense of humor, and its all south park is these days
If they wanted to do meaningless unfunny shit with outdated jokes they could at least make it entertaining and just have the boys go to beach or something
It’s just Trey venting how he feels like an out of touch ”Karen”. He knows he’s not as funny as he used to be so he used Randy to express his feelings.
https://twitter.com/southpark/status/1542206261504184322
This looks like shit
That's it ... I'm watching the worst melodrama episodes of both Starters series ... at this point I might as well watch some real garbage. If Trey wants le funneh melodrama then I'm gonna go get my fix from somewhere.
i understand now
the "girls can be funny!" saga was about Trey himself all along... he momentarily realized how feminine he is and wondered if that says something about his comedic skills.... and for a brief moment of self awareness, he was right
have you ever opened Tiktok? have you ever noticed what normie NPC women think is funny? its usually >referential, most often 'haha yknow that feel when' [does a little skit about that feel when, with absolutely no spin on it] >silly faces and funny voices
being funny is literally a masculine trait. thats not to say women cant be funny. thats not to say women cant HAVE masculine traits. every human being has both feminine and masculine attributes, but a passion for humor and the ability to perform it is literally something we observe more in men, and Trey is just too damn feminine
have you ever opened Tiktok? have you ever noticed what normie NPC women think is funny? its usually >referential, most often 'haha yknow that feel when' [does a little skit about that feel when, with absolutely no spin on it] >silly faces and funny voices
being funny is literally a masculine trait. thats not to say women cant be funny. thats not to say women cant HAVE masculine traits. every human being has both feminine and masculine attributes, but a passion for humor and the ability to perform it is literally something we observe more in men, and Trey is just too damn feminine
Does this mean Matt was really behind all the best jokes?
thats imo what killed rick and morty too
it was a silly show about an obnoxious op mary sue bastard who told everyone to frick off and did his own thing, surrounded by NPCs and accompanied by a weenie little homosexual who completes him
that premise requires a certain level of tongue in cheek sillyness and good humor to make it go from a potential pretentious mess into a fun self indulgent comedy- and it used to be just that. sure, it was obvious a certain writer tried their hardest to cram in le 2deep4me shit, but the main creator and most writers just wanted to draw goopy alien gore and write poopy doodoo and 'science man kills everyone and wins the everything le epic style B)' humor
it started failing because it started hiring people who fundamentally misunderstand the show in one direction (thinking rick is le ebil privileged 'duuudebro' archetype that needs to be knocked down by me, the most skilled writer ever!) - angry at people who fundamentally misunderstand the show in the other direction (thinking rick is arole model. except these people arent as bad as the former because they dont work on the show and have no bearing on it- so it turns into a fistfight against the air), and said writers started trying to make the show deeper and more 'realistic'
and the character that is rick and the way his universe revolved around him stood on a very delicate balance of absurdity and pisstakes, take that away and you just have a pretentious twat getting 'put in his place' by equally pretentious twats- a whole cast of hateable characters, but some are written to be hated, whereas others exist not for their own sake or entertainment's sake, but out of contempt for you- the viewer
and SP goes largely the same route
it worked because it was absurd, it stopped working when you started worrying about realism
it was funny until Trey got insecure about whether or not its funny and started fixing what didnt need to be fixed
it was what it was, organically, until the person making it suddenly got self concious and forgot what theyre doing- and started attempting to emulate what they THOUGHT sp was, as opposed to just making it
TLDR its like spongebob forgetting how to make a krabby patty, he could do it without thinking up until he started doubting himself, then it all stopped making sense
this is whats happening to Trey, and extension, south park
2 years ago
Anonymous
Do you think this happened when Kyle's moralhomosexualry and Cartman's sociopathy were turned up to an eleven? Originally all 4 of them were supposed to be crude kids who grew up in a f**ed up town, with all of them being dicks to people around them. Then all of a sudden, it turned into "The Eric Cartman sucks" show where every episode that wasn't a political episode seemed to revolve arounf Cartman saying/doing something morally reprehensible and goofy 2 shoes Kyle giving a superfluous explanation about why Cartman's an butthole and his actions are wrong.
Like it seemed like they were focusing on morals a bit too much, like they're trying to make every character who isn't named Cartman or Randy a goof guy, which is a far cry from the og seasons where the humor stemmed from how messed up everyone in the town was.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is it just me or has Liane become moralhomosexual as well. Originally she seemed like an implicitly bigoted depraved crack prostitute who was fricked in the head as her son (even hinting at the possibility that she might be abusive) and seemed to be more interested in sex and drugs than the well-being of her son. Enter the double digit seasons era, all of a sudden she's a single mom who is ineffectual but still trying her hardest to raise her monster of a son.
South Park then: >a clever word play on seamen/semen and that’s also funny meta commentary about having the same ideas as the older comedy animation show, while the episode is about little boy collecting semen and could never be in the other show
South Park now: >a 50-minute long Karen joke
Listen. I know you literal homosexuals don't leave the house much, but all of that violence towards homosexuals and troons that you've been larping about for years, it feels closer to reality now than ever before. If you do go out, dress inconspicuously and dial back the homosexualry to like 0. Your "self-expression" of your mental illnesses aren't going to matter if you're not around anymore. This is not a threat in any way, it's a warning in good faith. Be careful out there homosexuals.
Idk, last time I tried to openly present as a dude in highschool, the school fujoshi started calling me a softboi and touching me when I didn't want to be touched and outed me to the rest of the school, and I got called a troony by random guys I never met and a bunch of kids were mean to my boyfriend and framed him as a school shooter/arsonist because he hung out with me (making him also a loser by proxy for associating with a troony I guess?) and 2 days ago at work my coworker was complaining about little girls outfits being to revealing (at a fricking water park) and flipped his shit about it after I told him to chill out and that nobody cares except him, and went off about abortion and trannies but he got moved to a different station before things escalated. I'm not trying to be like "weaah waaah trannies have it soo hard waaah" but I do agree with them about keeping our homosexualry on the down-low for now. At least if your in 'murica. Cause people outside of the internet have been really irritable lately.
Please don't ever go to /tttt/ they will eat you alive and shit out the remains.
IM NOT A FRICKING CREEKFUJO I just like the characters. If anything I'm more into their parents.
Also I just got at least 3 of you to admit you're females in your replies to the post so this is hardly my own fault.
As a fellow creekfujo, I'm suggesting you to lurk around a bit more anon; your newhomosexualry is kinda obvious whenever you post.
I've been here for 4 years, I think I'm just perpetually moronic and refuse to think before I hit post. It's entirely my own fault, but thank you for trying to help.
I almost went down the pooner route but I settled on being a tomboy dyke and I'm pretty glad I did. I still LARP online as a male from time to time whenever I get GD feelings and it settles them pretty quickly.
So is it safe to say that half of the veganas pooned out while the other half secretly wished they did?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>secretly wished they did?
No you misunderstand, I'm glad I didn't. If given the choice to be born male I would pick it in a heartbeat but I don't think transitioning would make happy. I would be a dickless manlet with no gf. I have no problem with others going that route and am not looking to interfere with them but it's not for me,
No you misunderstand, I'm glad I didn't. If given the choice to be born male I would pick it in a heartbeat but I don't think transitioning would make happy. I would be a dickless manlet with no gf. I have no problem with others going that route and am not looking to interfere with them but it's not for me,
Me too
I almost went down the pooner route but I settled on being a tomboy dyke and I'm pretty glad I did. I still LARP online as a male from time to time whenever I get GD feelings and it settles them pretty quickly.
this is depressing
2 years ago
Anonymous
Growing up gay is depressing but you make the best of it
I know you're in here, homosexual. Let me redpill you about Crypto/NFTs so you don't do something stupid.
There's only 3 maybe 4 ways to get rich through crypto and I'll list them from least risky to most risky
1) Becoming a hacker(a crypto hacker is the dumbest shithead you've ever seen, you just drop a token in someone's wallet and convince him to willingly allow him access to his wallet and then you drain everything. Being a crypto hacker is stupid easy compared to real hacking)
2) Make your own project (a fly-by-night 7 day-30day project) , people buy your token, you hire some pajeets to advertise and then you blame the pajeet or someone and skidaddle out of there without anyone actually realizing you softly rugpulled them by selling your own tokens/dumping onto them from different wallets full of tokens which you conveniently preplaced anonymously in your wallets.
3) actually git gud/git lucky and short the market by opening and reopening 5-10x short positions every 10%-20% drops or so. But it's practically russian roulette meets texas poker on steroids with the house extra against you.
B) The actual sane intelligent option; become a Solidity programmer(a garbage Javascript programmer with a bit of C knowledge) and overcharge idiots 5k-20k USDs per project by copy-pasting code you barely even understand how it works. Do not stick on multi-month projects, just ship that b***h in under an hour and grab your money, just like selling bots and scripts. Pretend you spent a week on it when you just copy-pasted code. But you can only do that during a bull market and hope to god the next bull market still keeps smart contracts which are dumb easy to code and steal code from.
B2) work as support for a big CEX, meaning a centralized exchange like Binance, Coinbase, Kraken, FTX, etc.
all i ask is that you actually draw
i dont care about the quality, just hope we dont have any of those 'uhhhh idk ill just write that i dont know what to draw' lads that ruin the flor
I gtg. But it was fun drawing with you guys.
In other south park related news, Idk what I'm gonna do now because that trailer sucked so fricking bad that if I wasn't already autistic for south park I would be an avid hater of it based on the trailer alone. This is like torture.
This trope is the cancer that's killing South Park
I am one of the buttholes who defended the first part (it wasn’t terrible, just mediocre) but I don’t have much positive to say from the trailer, seems they are doubling down on the Karen joke which was the weakest link of the first part
I am one of the buttholes who defended the first part (it wasn’t terrible, just mediocre) but I don’t have much positive to say from the trailer, seems they are doubling down on the Karen joke which was the weakest link of the first part
>post beans
Ok
>Lunchie Munchies!
Okay but seriously, what the frick was this kid's problem???
british people are handicapped
So you are saying, Pip is blonde, and a bit of a spaz? I wonder where I have seen that combination before...
>Timmy
>Pip (deceased)
>Dogpoo
why do they always make the most random and underrated characters bri-ish?
Too late
>Li*ne thread
No thanks!
I feel like this thread will get nuked later today
Cuz you homosexuals keep making multiple threads. You know what they say. Early bird gets the frickin thread!
These south park "comfy" threads reek of corporate shilling
we literally complain about the show and talk about fingering Trey's man pussy in every thread- if anything, were more like genuine fans
>Everyone who talks about things I don't like is a shill
I wish someone in corporate touched these threads, I want them to know how feminine and gay I think Trey is. I want Trey to come here
I stand by what I said. He would probably find these threads funny but nothing beyond that.
i think hed laugh at them, but not a real hearty laugh, more like the kinda laugh a girl does when you compliment her and she giggles instinctively both out of embarrassment and to signal to you that she finds it inviting and arousing
You're projecting now anon. He would find these threads hilarious like a teenage boy watching a horse take a dump on someone and that's it.
Is that not the point? Are there anons who have the delusion trey would take anything here seriously?
I have the delusion that he would frick Matt if that helps
I like to think he's a shotacon so he's not into the weird sexual posting per se but he would lurk for the cute posting and laugh at the rest because he likes unhinged humor, unaware that when I say I want to dominate and impregnate his chubby feminine old man body I am dead serious
I mean we're all serious about wanting to frick/peg trey, but knowing he wouldn't take it seriously is a different matter. It opens the door to having more fun.
I love you guys but youre thinking with your dicks/pussies! Your fantasy version of Trey isnt real!
Trey is a japanophile there's no way he doesn't have weird fetishes
Yes probably
>nothing beyond that
He should jerk off to them
Really? I think he'd also find them deeply disturbing and weird
It would have to be the right one though. One of our threads with in-depth schizo-analysis on the Tweaks, Kyle's vegana, treys vegana, and writegays making their own shitpost funny plots would be ideal I think, but imagine the one time Trey or production reads these threads it ends up being a lianebrap creek-hate seething ship war "___ season is better" thread. That would be humiliating. The only way for them to get the true experience is if they became regulars
They should have read the one where everybody was screaming Black person.
i always say, every /comfy/ thread is a unqiue flavor
youll never know what youre gonna get and no thread is truly the same as the last, thats why i love em
Stop ignoring my thread. I made it first.
Dude you're not me. I was the one who made the thread, and I don't care if you ignore it. Though according to the rules of comfyposting, early bird gets the worm.
im thinking bout thos beans
Wait so which thread is a proper discussion thread they both have a similar amount of replies and posters
depends if you wanna encourage lianegay or not
personally i trust this one better, it might seem bland now but they usually develop later in the day
i dont wanna talk about liane braps
I hate both OPs but I'm tired of Lianegay's threads more so I'm sticking with this one even though I'm 80% sure it will get nuked at some point.
alright guys, you know the drill
>go on wikia, click 'random page' till you get 2-4 characters
>try and write an episode about them all
>Jason White
>Satan
oh man thats perfect, ive been wanting a "jason comes back" episode for a while now
satan lets him return to the overworld and warns him that theres gonna be a few... 'inconsistancies'... jason understands that people might not understand why hes back or he might not recognize certain charas- but he never expected meta inconsistancies, he doesnt understand why everyone is acting like Token's name was always "Tolkien", why certain characters no longer act like they used to, why Craig and Tweek insist theyre gay, why Timmy has seemingly lost the ability to speak even further, why people look just slightly.... off... with their big bobbleheads and too many wrinkles he too complicated appearances but hes still a cartoon chara so he cant put his finger on why it looks wrong, the world just feels... not right
Temporary ideas you'd like to do for 1-2 seasons in South Park if you were the executive producer?
Make Wendy suddenly thirsty for Stan when he starts dating a girl once a week and eventually he settles for Red.
Kenny becomes a rich douchebag complete with bodyguards and a person who translates what he's saying.
Cartman finds a soft spot for a little girl and goes on a Lone Wolf and Cub story throughout the season.
A second Mysterion appears who's evil.
Musicals voiced by french, british, german accent women.
South Park Heathers parody except it's Wendy who is the school shooter.
An episode where all the women of South Park get sent to Russia, China and India. This gets triggered because a woman b***hes about someone leaving the toilet seat open. Randy gets sent too because he acts just like a woman.
An episode where zoomers and millenial-zers admit the 95-2005s were the pinnacle of the entertainment industry including quality control of furniture, faucets, houses, society's intelligence, the news reporters, sjws/liberals being sent to the mental asylum.
An episode about SJWs and being sent to the looney bin (ironically Family Guy did a better job at being informative about SJWs, even if let's say it wasn't as funny as the dudebro fratboys in SP, but I'll never forgive Trey for keeping that Poochie/Dolores Umbridge piece of shit on the show, I'm only thankful PC principal isn't a real Poochie like Randy.)
An episode about how much the city sucks compared to mountain towns ... and also how much small suburban towns with barely any facilities like convenience stores 5 minutes away from your house also suck ... 1 hour away from the nearest drug store, are you nuts? is this a town or a village in the middle of nowhere?
A new character gets introduced, she's written exactly like Cadpig.(google it)
It's a 30 episode season.
>95-2005s were the pinnacle of the entertainment industry including quality control of furniture, faucets, houses, society's intelligence, the news reporters, sjws/liberals being sent to the mental asylum.
1985-1995 had better music than 1995-2005 though
the boys and girls get into a another gender war over the Amber Heard trial, but they're perplexed by the fact that Kenny doesn't really seem to care, the boys try to get Kenny to stand up for Johnny Depp while the girls try to get a boy on their side, and at the end it's revealed that Kenny is so poor he's more concerned if he's even gonna have dinner that night over some dumb celebrity bullshit
Based Kenny
My toilet won't stop flushing and I need to sleep what would your favourite south park character do in this situation please help
open the lid and see if anything is jammed
I did and it seems to just keep refilling with water past the point it is supposed to for some reason I am not a plumber I don't know how it is supposed to look
send pic
I don't want to post a pic of my toilet on Cinemaphile, I for now turned the water off via the tap at the bottom of the toilet and the water stopped. Until I can get it fixed I'll just have to remember to turn the tap on for a bit after using the toilet before promptly turning it back off again. I really need to sleep now though, thanks for offering to help.
one of your water valves is busted and it can't properly tell when the toilet's fill, it might stop on its own or it might not, either way get a plumber in the morning cuz you're fricked kek
>Kids start smoking bubblegum cigarettes
>The goths have been smoking these the entire time because they're actually scared of getting lung cancer
are you kidding me? have you seen the state of them in the future, especially Pete
Still kinda miffed about that one.
The Goth kids hate life so aren’t afraid of dying early to lung cancer (but most besides Firkle maybe would probably shit themselves if you held a gun to their heads)
Craig drawn by Trey
He looks goofy as hell. So silly.
Where did you find this?
absolutely nothing pisses me off more than jock Stan, it's literally my pet peeve
he's a board game autist now, through and through
i know it's just teen girls who somehow think sport meatheads are hot but they literally have Clyde for that shit, why use Stan?
He has football lamps in his room I guess, while someone like Kyle (who is often portrayed as the nerd instead) has an Einstein poster despite Kyle being more jock-y than Stan with his interest in basketball. Probably doesn’t help that Kyle is “smarter” than Stan in regards to school grades.
dont forget this is Trey- the theatre loser who falls for memes like 'uhhh jocks like ball game right? play game? play with ball? i like to play with balls.... what kinda ball game? basketball? basketball lamp in his room to show hes a total jock, even tho any ol schmuck can enjoy a game of basketball (and Kyle has literally been shown to like PLAYING it but whatever). as for Kyle... hes a nerd right? what do those... smart types... like? Einstein? he was big smart right?"
Trey doesnt understand actual interests and cliques besides his highschool musical interpretation of em, because hes an adorable dorky gay theatre kid
exactly this
Trey tried to make his self-insert a sportshead but he's much more endearing and fitting as a total geeky dork who likes old pop culture movies and board games and kinda gets so caught up with being a decent person and not being seen as racist he gets himself into bigger messes than he would if he just let things happen naturally
He was the star quarterback of the football team, Anon.
Don't bother. SP are literally incapable of realizing that someone can be both into athletics and "nerdy" hobbies. In their brain there are two boxes, one for jock and one for nerd and it is impossible to be both at the same time.
Tbf alot of movies, especially ones from the era Trey grew up in, do that "Jocks can't be academically inclined" thing as well.
Well if you want to be good at either, you can’t. Intellectuals don’t have time to do sports and jocks get actual head trauma where the whole dumb jock stereotype comes from, their brains are literally damaged from playing football.
>ntellectuals don’t have time to do sports and jocks get actual head trauma where the whole dumb jock stereotype comes from, their brains are literally damaged from playing football.
My friend was a potential Olympic level athlete and big into academics and nerdy shit like pokemon. Just because losers on this site are afraid of sports doesn't mean most normies aren't capable of doing both.
False, regular exercise and physical activity improves brain function which allows for better intelligence. Your argument would make sense for particularly violent sports like boxing however.
This.
That's why we have morons who believe Tweek is an unpredictable methead weirdo fighting with other morons that view him as this feminine, twink in the making who's clingy and needy with Craig when both sides are right.
Ok? I never said he wasn't, my issue is how this is taken and run with to the point of turning him into a sports meathead when he's shown to have a shit ton more varied interests. Stan hasn't been shown touching a football in a professional setting since 2012.
Sorry I contested your Style headcanons but you know it's bullshit deep down.
Nobody even implied that, schizo. You should be telling the people outside this board that, because at least we acknowledge conflicting facts.
That’s why I said “SP fans” and not just /comfy/ because tumblrBlack folk do the same shit but with Kyle.
has anyone here ever celebrated a character's birthday?
@kylehoneybunch
LIANETHREAD HAS BEEN PURGED
THEYRE COMING FOR US
EVERYBODY HIDE
nothing to see jannies, just another political slide thread like every other thread in the catalog
nothing fun happening here
Lianegay when the hell are you learning your lesson, dude?
How about you buttholes learn the concept of first come first serve and not make a thread after I've made one.
we keep telling you lianebro, youll never get a thread
when will you catch on? thats just the way of life
NOBODY wants to be in your fetish threads, Cartman
What about you Stan? Are you sure you're not even the least bit interested in my mom?
>Pic related
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10321859/1/Donkey
Imagine your parents being writers and finding your fanfic collection and then mercilessly criticizing and offering suggestions on how to write better.
holy shit dude..
What is it Stan? Are you sure that the idea of my mom blowing you doesn't turn you on even a little?
Dude, I swear my pants were on a second ago!
Yes... do it. Join me, and we shall rule the world of milfposting together.
he is a fat cat
Liane's too skinny for me Cartman... I want someone fatter...
>I want someone fatter
Uh-oh, don't tell me....
You're as good as your Mom, right Cartman?
now hold on fellas!
Wha-wait what? I thought you were talking about Kyle's mom
Get on the couch.
I'm sorry Stanbro, but I can't do this. My one and true love will always be my mom Liane.
BOOOO LIANEgay BOOOOOOOO
FRICK YOU LIANEgay YOU'RE A DICK
i'm gonna drink
i wonder what these threads would be like if everyone was drunk
we could do a drinking thread and play some games, but itd probably alienate a lot of people who dont wanna drink
i like where this is going
i cant get over the increasingly dumb terms for 'penis'
why are writers so afraid of 'crude' words like dick, or repeating words for that matter
you just read a fic about your friend getting fricked by Cartman's mom and THAT'S your issue with it?
everyone got fricked by Cartman's mom, I just wanna fap to it without being disappointed in my peer's education level
You used to be chill Lianegay, what happened to you
He's having his post Season 4 Flanderization into a full-blown butthole now, anon. Give him about a year, he'll chill back down.
I also found this
>pic related
>Never knew LianeXDamien is something I needed in my life.
i hate when they write a fanfic as if theyre writing a blog post, intervening midway to react to their own writing
Link:
https://Ao3.org/works/37757047?view_adult=true
When the gang finds out that Cartman's breast came from their money, do you think they will force Cartman to sell himself, giving boys titfricks? Maybe Liane will help and it will lead up to mind-break and bimbofication,
What's going to be their reaction when they find out Cartman spent all their money on a tit job?
Butter would felt hurt and the other would get angry, with Kyle being the most; Kenny wouls suggest that they should turn cartman into a prostitute, Stan and Token take it as a joke but Kyle is so angry that he convinces them. Butters is still friends with his old group of hookers so he ask them for advice.
>No bimbo trans Cartman
Well, that's a disappointment, they could have make a point about the concecuences of letting and forcing kids into transition
That was just a one-off. Streaming wars has everything back to normal. It was just, as most of the show, a literary device.
i bet theyll go back to status quo on at least a couple aspects that have been set up towards this special
yall wanna bet which ones?
do we still have the bingo card? should we make a new one for part 2 or just add to it? because im sure we can add "plot point returns to status quo" and "plot point from part 1 gets retconned/forgotten"
>should we make a new one for part 2
Yeah let's do it
cool
heres the old one
https://www.Cinemaphile.org/feedback
Jannie I'm telling on you.
...
Real
are they gay?
No. Nathan likes big fat black women. He’s based.
Frick yeah bros, I'm loving this Liane content
>Cartman trying to get other kids to admit they wanna frick his mom
>Stan wanting to frick Cartmans mom
>Kenny just criticizes bad writing
is this bizarro sp... wheres Kyle? is he suddenly a chad? does he have a penis?
Fricking cringe thread
Do you think they ever explored each other's bodies?
>Was more interested in sex and smoking crack than looking after her own son.
>Apparently once made her son dress up as a mailman and dance for her while she smoked crack and had sex with some guy Cartmna didn't even know.
>Apparently taught him most of his bigoted ideology.
>Son is traumatized by her sexual escapades.
>Initially was willing to give him up for adoption than tell him the truth about his dad.
>Was willing to help other trick her son into giving up one of his kidney (and there's a chance he might've died if he was left with the bad kidney instead).
>"OH LOOK AT ME I'M A WOE BE ME MOTHER WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER SON"
>^ somehow works as most South Park fans see her as a sweet innocent lady who is being tormented by her monster of a son, (despite her being responsible for the way he is, so much so that she was the one who brought back to his old self after he Cesar Milan's methods helped him change)
See this why I hate the "I'm so glad Liane is standing up for herself" comments so much. It feels like everyone is either braindead or hasn't watched the first few seasons except for me.
people just have no concept of narrative development and think characters need to be like people and improve for "the better" even if it makes them worse characters
Even Matt and Trey seem to think that way about their characters, except for Cartman and Randy.
Yesterday Max was having a schizo breakdown
Now Lianegay is getting close to one
What autist will go down tomorrow? Place your bets
I'm looking at one of he Kyman sisters
>Place your bets I'm looking at one of he Kyman sisters
Can’t speak for others but I am alright with everyone here.
whos the craziest after Lianegay and Max?
So uh. Hey everyone. Great posts going around today.... yup.
Can someone make an edit where Jimmy and Cartman are kissing somehow? I don't care if it's not good quality.
time to put my artistic skills to work
Woah there, not what I had in mind but I appreciate you taking the time to take a picture of a plate and draw this.
Someone stop Jimmy from peeing!
boy todays thread sure is strange
Do you think Cartman loves his mother's smell? You know, stuff like perfume and pheromones.
And no I'm not that weirdo Brapgay
Look who I found inside my bag
*punts him*
*pets him*
A friend from North Park comes to visit
What is he planning?
North Park isn’t allowed here.
He will end you
Come back when you have a Pilot
You made him cry
Should I replay Stick of Truth or Fractured But Whole?
do you wanna have a fun, comfy expirience, or spend half the game faffing around building ur chara sheet and the other half sitting thru horrid comedy?
SoT if you're a main 5 gay
TFBW if you're into other kids too
>SoT if you're a main 5 gay
Main 4 you mean.
Butters.
Shhhh just accept it
i wish i had that pencil case holder so bad
Good morning to my cute wife trey parker who is also an instrument colloquially known as the treympet. If you finger the buttons and blow hard enough he'll make beautiful music for you.
He would probably find these posts funny.
Being able to make trey laugh would be a badge of honor. If he ever giggled cutely at me I'd have to frick him on the spot.
Did you? That rascal sure does get around huh?
Good evening to you and your beloved nathan! It simply wouldn't be South Park discussion on Cinemaphile without at least a little nathanposting.
you're right anon
i need to do better to honor my man
good morning to your cute little bicycle wife anon, i hope you dont mind we had a bit of fun with him today
and good evening to my cute husband whos soft and warm body fills my arms like delicious mash potate
Writegays be honest, have your fanfics been posted here before?
no, but i suppose it makes sense since most people arent into what im into
have yours been posted?
Nope, I'm not a writegay
did you wrote tf2 fanfics?
oh fair, i always like to see what anons itthread create
and
yeah, i did actually
No the only South Park fic that I’m in the process of writing is on AO3 and unknown. At this point I’m not even invested in it anymore but I feel like I have to finish it before I can move on to other things.
One major complaint I have about South Park is how the political episodes are a little too on the nose.
For example: Cartman is the bad guy who vocalizes opinions we're supposed to disagree with;
>Cartman: *Voices opinion/belief that the creators oppose*
Yet for some reason, the way he phrases it makes it seem like Cartman is saying it in a sarcastic manner and is mocking the people who hold that political point of view. Like I know that's supposed to be the point, but when the character that supposedly holds the "wrong " viewpoint seems to not actually believe in it, comes off as a bit odd.
everything sp does nowadays starts making sense if you remember who they're writing for- simple minded, moralhomosexual yesmen who wanna hear their own opinions said back at them, cant comprehend nuance or subversion or even irony, think understanding a reference is comedy and physically do not compute when cartoon tv show says a thing they cant cross reference with their notes of agreeable and favorable thoughts to think
What episode is that gif from?
Posting this for lianegay as a nice gift even if I didn't make it
Thank you! Though I wish it was a little more on model.
Where are my kymansisters...
what do you want
To talk about kyman
well start
Cartman and Kyle need to both start a rivalry over who can please cousin Kyle in bed that ends with both of them violating her yet theyre only concerned with eachother and winning their dumb spat
YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT KYMAN YOU JUST WANT TO USE THE SHIP AS A PLOT DEVICE SO YOU CAN FAP TO COUSIN KYLE
idk why that make me fricking lose im laughing my ass off rn
That shit looks like binding of Isaac. Christianity must have done a number on Blossom.
What's your favorite variant of kyman? Evenly matched? Who do you prefer to see get fricked over at the end of the episode?
Jesus I thought your posting was funny at first but you don't need to insert cousin Kyle every time we talk about kyman. Start your own greentext or something.
id frick Pip but only if he went "yummy yummy thats a mighty fine brunch govnah" before he slobbed on my clit like its english sausage
kys
you can go too but youll have to take leftovers
I know I should be hating you for this but that's the funniest shit I've read all day.
Treygays are starting to be kpopgays level of delusional...
Best girls coming through
https://twitter.com/0siruko_anko/status/1541740863654871042?cxt=HHwWhIDSnbTJruUqAAAA
well why didn't you post them then?
cute
... What's with the sudden Butters gore fanart on pixiv?
Idk but I liked it. It was pretty creative.
ok here goes
>Cartman and Kyle get into beef about cousin Kyle
>Cartman starts getting all touchy with him just to piss Kyle off, Kyle gets protective of his cousin
>it devolves into the two fighting for his affection
>eventually theyre sat on the couch, rubbing his shoulders, kissing him, biting his ears, playing with his nipples and getting him off while maintaining eye contact and giving eachother angry looks because they're more concerned about their fight than anything
the end
Who is the most overrated south park character in /comfy/? Not in the fandom as a whole but in these threads.
Cousin Kyle, every cripple kid and Trey
>every cripple kid
Nah Jimmy and Timmy are based even if cripplefricker delusionally thinks they are more attractive than they actually are
Timmy is frickable and you know it
Don't get me wrong, I like them both + Nathan but cripplefricker is too annoying with his obsession for them
I don't really care I can scroll past posts. I'm just a little irked now that they keep trying to hijack kyman posts to make it about cousin kyle but it ain't a big deal. This is a thread for a cartoon about poop and shit on a Mongolian basket weaving forum after all.
They've been doing this before, randomly making an unrelated post about his favorites so I feel you.
m sorry bro
i hope i don't ruin em for ya
It's okay, most of us here can get extremely autistic about our favorites so I'm not judging you too hard
thank you friend
<3
love u bro <3
Me.
-Creek
-Nathan
-Cousin Kyle
Everyone else is actually funny and important to the show, and deserves fans.
Creek is more important than any main 5 kid aside from Jimmy so cry more
*non main 5 kid
Your ship barely makes an appearance now. Start coping
Any character that isn't Randy, Stan, Cartman and Butters barely makes any appearance nowadays, what's your point?
Liane is appearing more than Creek you delusional fujo. Two options of coping are presented to you now: shut up and resume your nonsensical posting of prepubescent boys fricking in detailed art like the mentally ill pedo you are, or rerun to Twitter to be with your people. These are your only choices.
>Still being this assblasted over two cute gay kids
Keep crying Black person, your tears are delicious
kek this is too on the nose, you have to be a falseflagger
The frick are you talking about schizo
The cripples absolutely get the most undeserved attention, but I can't complain too much since I prefer it to drooling over idealized anime prettyboy versions of characters.
say what you will about cousin Kyle, he's better than Liane that's for sure
When will we get actual based fujos itt who adamantly ship Terrance and Phillip?
Clyde ships them and cries about bad fanfics (written by Cartman)
post your actual crackships. not just absurd ships, but ones that you personally only ship in a crackship sorta way, be it ironically, or in a very particular ridiculous way
for me its Wendy/Token/Stan.
5 year old Kyle x 15 year old Cartman with Kyle topping
Every ship is a crackship to me
Don't be shy, you can add a couple more people
garry/stan is a good one but only because all the mormon sex and other implications are funny
i remember that weird thread where we shipped Kyle with Francis.. that was interesting
Stary is a good ship because it’s the only ship Stan has that could actually cure most of his mental faults and insecurities and lead him to be a better person. It’s wholesome as frick and works well either romantically or totally platonic, just as long Stan is a bit of a tsun tsun with him.
Stan would unironically benifit from Mormonism, but hes too cynical to see the good in faith because hes too focused on how silly it is
Stary chads?
I don't really care for shipping that much (on sp) but I find them very cute
ah your art is always a joy to see
Thanks dude 🙂
basado
The only Stan ship that matters although I'm starting to warm up to Stoken
based Stary CHADS, thank you for the wonderful content
That's a deep cut art reference.
A lot of people read yaoi
I know but it's OLD yaoi.
What? It was published in 2018, the mangaka just has a retro art style
prime Stary content is Gary being oppressively popular with the girls that they invite him to all of their hangouts and Gary insists on bringing Stan along and his ex is always there so it's awkward
I like how you think anon
Craig and Tweek's dads
That reminds me that Butters' dad bought Kenny's dad a drink at the Peppermint Hippo in FBW
>I knew you'd like it!
And now I headcanon that they fricked that night, it also explains why Kenny's mom is so mad at Stephen in the first covid special
>(Stephen to Thomas) Spoken like a true redneck
>(Carol) Oh frick you!!!
That's really neat, I actually didn't know that.
It's a couple of lines you can overhear if you stand by their table, so whether you hear it is a bit random like the secret crush line in SoT. I ship it for laughs but I also like how it could further the parallel between Bunny and their dads.
>Stuart: Grew up poor, is an unemployed alcoholic.
>Kenny: Grew up poor, becomes rich and famous.
>Stephen: grew up being abused by his mom, abuses his son.
>Butters: Grew up being abused by his dad, gets along great with kids.
>Stuphen(?): A lust-and-alcohol fueled encounter that worsens their already shitty marriages.
>Bunny: A steady, solid bond built on years of friendship, trust, and love.
Hyperrealistic SP art just feels wrong
Yeah I prefer when it's cartoony, but good art is good art
Do people still find Bunny cute when they are bearded old men instead of little boys?
Personally I only ship adult Bunny, don't give a shit about the little kids dynamic give me rich old crusty men in buissness trips
Can't speak for everyone but I've never seen any complaints.
It's not exactly new to me, I also ship Kirk and Spock when they're old geezers. Old people are cute
the best ship is goth 4way everyone else homosexuals
Jesus christ these south park threads are fricking garbage. Go find something else to do.
Reply to this post/thread if you agree south park is shit, ignore this post if you agree south park if fricking garbage.
somewhat
>South Park thread
>not a single picture of That Couple
well now im curious
I for one look forwards to the Season 40 episode where Craig and Tweek triy anal for the first time, full and on screen. In VR.
The episode will be titled: [Spoiler]Up Shit's Creek
FRICK OFF
>implying you don't want to deflower tweak with fumbling hands and constant cursing in VR.
i want to deflower someone else whos gonna be shaking and spazzing for me...
Thomas?
Oh you manx.
no
so who's going to be the degenerate one between them?
Tweek obviously
>Craig is pretty vanilla by himself (as expected from such a boring dude) but he's willing to indulge Tweek by accepting all the crazy sexual shit Tweek's proposing because he's bussy-whipped like that
TRUE.
>its just... weird, yknow? Ack!
>anything for you, babe
>ok ok... c-can I tie you up with rope all strategically and sexy, and then blindfold you and tease your nipples with ice cubes?
>... uh. Sure...
>whips could be involved depending on if you're up for it. A-and funnel feeding you hot liquids until you're all bloated. Specifically coffee laced with aphrodisiacs. If that's okay with you.. Craig?
>... uhhhhhhh... okay {:|
>so who's going to be the degenerate one between them?
Tweek. I've bottomed and it's absolutely AMAZING how your anxiety just melts away for awhile afterwards.
Big Pharma wishes they could bottle sodomy.
which Kenny death is the worst?
the death of his character
this
Probably his cancer one which left him bedridden, unable to breathe properly and black pilled his friends that they won't last forever.
I still stand that being HumanCentipeded is a worse fate than any Kenny death. Not even a Kylegay I just think that's more horrible than nearly anything else shown on the show.
Most horrifying to me was probbaly the Ms Crabtree Womb Survivalist death.
What kind of games do the boys play?
>Cartman: Pretty much anything that is in and new
>Kenny: Plays anything his friends want to play with him, doesnt have a console of his own
>Stan: Gets easily hooked on anything but prefers open world games where you can use your imagination narration-wise like Trey. Also prefers board games. Avoids shit with micro transactions like a junkie.
>Kyle: Has been shown to play MMOs like LoL, likes to shoot stuff like Matt
>Butters: Basedboy games like Animal Crossing or Pokemon
>Tweek: FPS games and anything that can be done fast to blow off some steam
>Craig: Puzzle games, also gets pretentious over retro games
>Clyde: Doesn't play games
Clyde would absolutely play all entry level games
All wrong.
>Cartman, Tweek: First person shooters, constantly getting the new Call of Duty and shit like that, Tweek is aggressive as frick and spergs out whenever he gets killed, practically rapes his mic in the lobby. Cartman is the one that's shit at the game but curses out people in the lobby and says he fricked their moms, basically the meme about that white kid in Xbox/CoD lobbies you always hear about, you know the one.
>Clyde and Jimmy: Same as above with FPS, but they're the MLG pro gamer shitposters. Clyde constantly tries to do trickshots and fails 9 out of 10 times, whenever he somehow lands a ridiculous trickshot he GOES OH MY GOD and Jimmy chimes with ARE YOU RECORDING TRICKSHOT, delayed with a stuttering on recording for comedic effect. Otherwise they'll play whatever with their friends. Usually like to play with Tweek so they can make fun of his sperg outs, Cartman always finds a way to butt in on their sessions though.
>Kenny: too poor to afford anything, but likes anything handheld the most because they help simulate an Ipad(which he doesn't have)
>Stan: Open world/role-playing/board/retro games. Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon's Dogma, Star Wars: Battlefront, CLASSIC Fire Emblem, .io games, and shit like Snake and Minesweeper, along with literally all kinds of Board games, from Chess to shit like Robinson Crusoe
>Kyle: MMOs, MOBAs, Party fighting games, Role-playing Shooters. League, Battle Royales, Smite, HALO, Stan got him into Elder Scrolls: Online, Smash Bros, Street Fighter, Tekken. Kyle likes to kick ass to let out his rage and feel good while doing it.
>Butters: Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Hello Kitty Island adventure, Lego video games, Doom Eternal on account of his parents getting it by accident
>Craig: Party games like Mario Party which he's shockingly good at; curses out everyone while he somehow wins despite everyone teaming on him, racing games, Minecraft.
>says all wrong
>most of his suggestions are still the same, just with a more detail
chad behavior
This is so true and based. I'm gonna share some of my similar HCs.
Clyde and Jimmy like to record Tweek's spergouts when they play together so they can record some xboxaddictionz type videos "INSANE 10 year old FREAKS OUT on CSGO! (BREAKS HIS MIC)". And even as they grow older like say, 17, they still lower the age and lie because tweek sounds like a fricking squeaker when he rages since he's on the verge of tears and seconds from throwing up on the floor when he gets trolled just right.
This also sometimes leads to Richard having to physically drag Tweek off the ps4 and lock him in the storage room with some fidget spinners until he calms down or something, much to the delight of Jimmy and Clyde who use these moments for their videos ofc. "TROLLING on CoD PART 8 | KID SCREAMS so loud HIS DAD MAKES HIM STOP PLAYING (GONE WRONG)".
Tweek likes to watch Craig play games and comment on them as he does so, though. Like in the show.
Craig seems like the type to not take gaming seriously, he'd just play with silly mods and kill npcs and frick around in open-world games.
Like, weirdly specific example, I know, but iykyk: Craig's the kind of kid that would play minecraft almost only on creative mode and just fly around blowing shit up with TnT and making sheep volcanoes, he rarely plays the actual game. Y'know.
Tolkien doesn't play video games as often as the others but when he does, it's EA games. He's rich as all frick and can actually buy the DLCs and lootboxes and stuff. When Jimmy and Clyde play with him they get pissed off because Tolkien will have some exclusive armor and weapon packs despite having only 4 hours played in the game total. Jimmy kinda just sticks to verbally goofing on him while Clyde gets whiney and tries begging Tolkien to buy him battle passes or whatever overpriced crap the game is selling.
Also I feel like this video would be Clyde (before his mom died ofc)
https://youtu.be/tziYUERMCOc
Why is she telling him not to play with himself? Just block any porn sites and make sure he knows not to fap in public
Because she's a DOUCHE BAG and a BAD MOTHER!!!! Obviously
Just finished the video, wasn't expecting it to get so depressing. I honestly feel bad for them both, though I can't imagine ever speaking to my mom like that even when she was screaming and throwing things, but then again I've always been a big wuss
Would Clyde pull this?
Nah, Cartman canonically pulled that though in the WoW episode.
Liane was eager and supportive of collecting his shit though, Clyde's mom wouldn't be as pushover-y.
Cartman is the one who canonically likes board games that allow you to create your own narrative and use imagination. Stan is the one who knows about board games to an autistic level.
I think they should bond by playing board games together actually.
They always did play boardgames together before Tegridy
I hate you pedophiles so fricking much
We know Alex, just fricking filter the words and you won't have to think about them again
It's not complicated you smoothbrain
Literally all videogame posters that posted so far are wrong.
They're ten year old boys and what they play is dependent on the current season. Hence ten years ago they played WoW and now they play Fortnite.
Except Butters, he plays games like Hello Kitty Island Adventure. He was also the only one who didn't wear a Fortnite costume, come to think of it
Craig canonically dabbles in Assassins Creed Syndicate (in TxC), and him and Tweek play enough games to have strong opinions on what their favorite console is (they really didn't help the "Playstation players are gay" meme lol)
I still wish that arc had ended with a fun twist where either Butters or the girls made it to the sale first and got a Wii U
That arc couldn't even be arsed to have a decent final battle like Imagination Land. And I'm 100% sure Trey wasn't being meta ironic with his own 3parter when he kept criticizing Game of Thrones for being commercial tv trash with horrible dialogue filler that promises a lot and underdelivers worse than Harry Potter parts 7 and 8. Trey was being a genuine self-absorbed hypocrite with that 3parter.
>lets ignore fun characterization with gag potential in favor of whats "current" and "logical"
oh hi Trey
>lets ignore the kids ages and what they would actually be into to make them act like us
You're no better than tumblrinas that make them all have hipster fashion for no reason.
no anon, i wanna have fun and im gonna ignore realism in favor of said fun because im not Trey and i value having fun and exploring characters more than i value asspats over being 'realistic'
and what a nice ass it is.... all he needs to do is ask
I mean if that's what were into do it just don't b***h about tumblr doing the same shit.
yes i will because i do it in a way thats cool and tumblr does it in a way thats gay and cringe
end of
Then you're just as much of a homosexual as them but unlike them you sniff your own farts and think you're better.
no im actually better
You're actually proving yourself to be more of a moronic Black personhomosexual than even the most pride gear drawing creek zoomer tumblrina right now.
no because
1. im cool
2. end of
No you're not cool you're a megahomosexual and I still like you but that doesn't stop you from being a huge gay.
Which of the two between Tweek and Craig do you think is gayer
(you)
Tweek because Craig had a girlfriend (even if it was Princess Kenny)
Craig. I've done this analysis before.
>(TvC) is overwhelmed by fat Asian man asscheeks and vocalizes this as a weakness.
> ^he let's himself get knocked unconscious against a wall by said Asian man asscheeks
>Tweek wore average shorts for the fight, Craig wore one of those Japanese thongs that goes up your buttcrack and stuff (gay as hell)
>Craig was the leader of the gay stuff and probably the one who made the outfits in the South Park is Gay episode
>was able to say "gay" without being beeped in South park is Gay. Even if it was a one off joke from the other episode, I've noticed that in the earlier seasons, characters only said gay in word conjunctions like "gayatronics" "homosexualry" and stuff like an adjective. All except Craig and mr garrison from what I remember. I haven't checked in a while.
>after TxC, he calls tweek "honey" and "babe" and stuff while Tweek has literally never used a petname ("tiger" in TFBW I guess? If that counts), and just calls him "craig".
>Craig hates women with a passion, Tweek has never been shown to have any strong opinions on women. Craig on the other hand is like the fricking king of misogyny. Gay as hell.
Is this a South Park fujo thread? I came to post this since I think it's what you're asking for and I find the character at different angle kind of amusing but skimming through the thread you guys are acting like a bunch of stinky fujos.
Which posts are the smelliest?
I want to go through every episode and make a big folder containing all the funny angle shots I can find
good morning i wanna bend Trey across my knee and finger his pussy till hes whining and berate him for writing trash
Does your friend group read south park smut with you or are your friends Normies?
My friends like cartoons and fanfiction, but they don't like South Park 🙁
>friends
Why did you guys decide to fixate on Trey as opposed to Matt even though Matt is more conventionally attractive? Is it because Trey has a higher possibility of being a homo?
Trey is for sticking your penis into, or a dildo if you like. Matt is for having a penis stuck into you. Anons here are tops, simple as.
Wat.
Anon you absolutely simply must be over 18 to post here.
>Cinemaphile's website format naturally appeals more to men and masculine people - this is scientifically proven, men prefer forums, women prefer blogs.
>meaning most people on here will be either men or tomboys
>Trey radiates femininity and submissiveness, Matt is more dominant and masculine
>therefor people on here are more likely to be into Trey, whereas twitter or tumblr types are more drawn to Matt
What did women use before Blogger existed?
the internet was typically not used by women, they werent really drawn to it in the era of complexity, autism and anonymity
the modern internet is pretty much structured in favor of women tho, with emphasis on popularity and transparency
Or they were always there and we never noticed?
well of course women were always there, just not as common as men
were talking avarages here mate not as a rule
Livejournal.
I unironically have a fetish for homosexual men, I think. Trey looks, sounds and acts very feminine, he has feminine interests and body language, he's cute, he's emotion driven, he's generally shy and he's soft spoken, he's passionate, he's probably bi or at least a bit of a bawd, and he's incredibly talented, and I'm just very attracted to all of that. I don't know.
i tend to dislike homosexual man, but Trey just isnt the same kinda homosexual
i dont like "yaaaas queeeen" guys with their daft hair, annoying mannerisms and appropriation of my speech impediment who dress femininely
but Trey is a different kinda gay- hes an oldschool gay turned adorable, soft, chubby old gay man... hes just precious and i need to frick
Ok, I knew my words would create a misunderstanding, that's my bad, but let me elaborate what I meant by homosexual exactly. I didn't mean guys like that James Charles at all, I actually think they are really annoying and ugly, not in a homophobic way but... they're just not the ones I meant.
I meant the guys who are just a bit queer, in that they may have a feminine vibe to them, be it fashion sense, body language, but not so extreme that it becomes a conscious parody of itself. Because those yasss qweeen gays reek of parody and self awareness when they act like that, and I find it off-putting. I like it when it's just genuine and not a performance. Like the guy is genuinely soft and cute, he may play up his cuteness like how Trey does those poses, he may indulge in cuteness because he genuinely enjoys it, like... well, like how Trey makes south park, but there's an inherent femininity to them that they can't turn off even if they tried. They may have a higher pitched voice than usual or maybe a smaller frame than average. And there's some feminine things I enjoy to see a man do like paint his nails or have long hair or an earring or dress fashionably or wear a bit of eyeliner, of course, but not... all of it at once. Not like a trap, just natural personality.
And additionally, they may tease or leave up to the imagination the fact that they may be into guys. Maybe they're openly affectionate with their male friends, maybe they like to imply that they experimented in college or they wouldn't say no if the situation came up... I mean, I like men of course, and who doesn't enjoy having double of a thing you like? Not to mention being with another man makes them appear more feminine by default. So that's what I meant. Them being so feminine and vulnerable makes me want to demean them, so I say homosexuals.
I'm not reading all that.
That is fair, sorry for the wall of text.
yeah i see what you mean, those are oldschool homosexuals and theyre pretty sweet, the ones you couldnt really tell from straight guys back in the era where everyone was out-there and flamboyant, unless you hung out with them and... noticed ...
Oh and I forgot to add, I do also think Matt is hot as well, I just don't have any urge to dominate him at all so I'm less interested. I see him as equal, or even as someone that would protect me, because he has that aura of someone who's calm and collected and knows his shit and keeps things under control, if that makes sense. When I look at him I feel soothed and like I want to be held and have him take control, when I look at Trey I want to bend him and give him the strap, possibly while he's wearing a dress or something low-cut, I wanna take him for a spin and hear him moan and cry in ecstasy and all that good stuff. Or just hold him, give him cute little kisses, and reassure him.
I want him to post sexy pictures of himself, I don't care that he's old now.
Matt does absolutely nothing to me aside from looking like a real fun guy, id wanna be his friend, he seems cool to hang out with and maybe get drank and write some scripts
Trey is wife material
I wish I was Matt
Treeeyyyy if you refuse to do comedy then can you at the very least do something else like a detective show?
I still refuse to believe most of you are male.
I think the only confirmed female I know is the one lesbian kymansister. According to the poll there are other females but I have no clue which posters they are.
the creekfujos are girls, bunnygay is a girl, as for Treyfrickers I have no idea
A lot of dudes are also FtM so there's that
>A lot of dudes are also FtM so there's that
So this place really does have more women then I thought.
itt characters who are gonna grow up to be e-girl/shotacons
>Hey little boy want some candy?
she already jumped on the chance to groom Kenny's sister into gothhood, i bet she gets her nice and mellow, blows smoke in her face and then just showers her with compliments and slowly gets to feeling her up- shes not a rapist in an alley kinda pedo, shes more... inviting...
btw you think Karen is still goth?
Are treygays females or gay male? I have to know
bigay male here
are you the one that's constantly talking about his clit specifically?
no
female here
Anyone whos been in these threads long enough already knows treygays are all females except for one, at most two, verifiable males
I was the first episode you've seen? for me it was City on the Edge of Forever, I didn't watch the whole thing but I vaguely remember the visual of the bus hanging from the cliff, also Cartman likes to fantasize about Stan making out with Wendy
Bigger Longer and Uncut at a friend's house
>I was the first episode you've seen
That's great for you anon, I remember you clearly
don't get mad but it was tweek x craig
I think my very first episode in 2011 was Major Boobage, I marathoned the whole thing. My second most memorable was the one with Scuzzlebutt.
But around in the 2000s I'm pretty sure I watched clips of the movie and Cartman telling Garrison to lick his balls.
My favourite seasons are 8-11 when they put more effort into the plot and structure. Seasons 1-3 are more for the novelty of seeing The Simpsons tier structure where plots A B C take turns instead of running concurrently like the one with Ned and Jimbo flashbacking to Vietnam.
The Facebook episode, it was the only one that was on YouTube
Technically I saw part of Here Comes The Neighborhood, but I was really young and had no context to what I was watching. So my first actual full episode was Ikes Weewee
Tell me your opinion on the following ships be honest.
>creek
>candy
>style
>kyman
>bunny
oh I forgot also,
>buttman
Buttman is a good ship just by having such a funny name.
How could you ever forget the superior ship?
>Creek
it's fine, it's pretty genetic but not in a bad way. Has a couple funny episodes or at least episodes with funny moments to it.
>Candy
Overrated in my opinion, it's just heterosexual Kyman with Stan NTR thrown in. Kyman feels fun because Kyle and Cartman suffer equally, I don't want to bring Stan into this as well.
>Style
Speaking of Stan, personally I can take this one or leave it. I like them as a broship, the furthest I'd really go is maybe considering the idea of Stan being bi and having a drunk crush on Kyle but it being one sided.
>Kyman
The funniest ship listed here, which is good for me since I prefer funny stuff from South Park than just drama. Kyle and Cartman are obsessed with each other even if they don't want to admit it, which makes it better imo.
>Bunny
It's fine, a bit lacking in bite though. I prefer Kenny as a free spirit (bawd).
>Buttman
I only like accidental Buttman but as an actual ship nah. Funny name though like that other anon pointed out.
>genetic
Generic*
>Stan being bi and having a drunk crush on Kyle but it being one sided
so like Trey with Matt in real life
>overrated
>based and kino
>foid ship
>not great but ill crackship it
>its comfy
>great but only if its one sided and butters is creepy about it
>shit
>shit
>shit
>based
>shit
>candy
>kyman
>buttman
I unironically ship Cartman having Wendy, Kyle, and Butters as a harem and don’t entirely know why.
How would Cartman achieve this? Wait it could be like that one episode of Black Mirror where the guy uploads the personalities of his coworkers into his simulation game. Cartman creates a simulated world where he’s a super cool space pirate and everyone worships him and he uploads Wendy, Kyle, and Cartman’s personalities into the game so he can frick them whenever he wants.
He goes to imaginationland, obviously
Shit even better. Do you think Cartman would keep the space theme in Imagiantionland or go for something more fantasy?
Is it hotter if Cartman makes copies of them or forces the real versions into this situation?
>creek
Their canon relationship? Absolutely based, sweet and cute. Their fanon portray, especially before TxC? Cringe and boring
>candy
Probably my favorite hetero pairing along with Kenrietta but only as long as Wendy has her early seasons characterization.
Cartman with modern Wendy is basically female kyman.
>style
Used to be one of my favorite SP pairings when I was a teen, now I don't care too much about it as I find them boring.
Work better as bros only.
>kyman
I don't ship this but I don't mind it and I can definitely see the appeal.
>bunny
Cute, used to ship them a lot when I was 12. I wish the show would explore their friendship more.
>buttman
I'm not a fun of pairings where there's a heavy power imbalance and neither of them are good for the other (remember the shit Butters has done to Eric in s20? He's indirectly the reason why Cartman became an butthole towards Heidi afterwards)
It's cute and I like some of the art, don't have any negative feelings towards it
Like it as a crackship
Boring vanilla tumblrtier, it was created on the basis of misunderstanding what a Male friendship is
I like it ironically, as Cartman having a moronic crush on Kyle.
It took me a while to realize that the Kyman sisters in here unironically like it
Never understood or cared for it until the specials came out.
I really really like their dynamic as adults
Each of these ships had multiple episodes and moments of development except for Bunny. It's amazing how 1 episode made it so popular. Bunny has no chemistry, barely any interactions, and is basically baseless.
They have wonderful chemistry, Kenny keeps Butters grounded (heh) and Butters inspires Kenny to give a shit
That's all headcanon though. Creek fits that description better
Creek also started as headcanon
>creek
Cute and canon, I honestly think it was the best choice for the yaoi episode
>candy
A guilty pleasure, it seems I only care about het ships if they're doomed from the start
>style
Kinda boring but sweet, like vanilla ice cream
>kyman
I like it, and I do think Cartman has a weird crush on Kyle, but if I had to choose it or Style to become canon, I'd choose Style (sorry)
>bunny
The cutest, sweetest, purest, bestest ship ever!
>buttman
I love their dynamic and broship them but the thought of them dating makes me want to puke
South Park fanfics are about as effective at being humorous as FIM fanfics are at being wholesome. I wonder why the people who watch something they enjoy are 180 degrees at practicing it.
>men write FIM fanfics
>females write SP fics
Men are incapable of understanding female friendships and women aren't funny. That's why.
People can already come to the respective shows for the aspects they provide, fan content is often produced to explore aspects that aren't as explored or take the characters to places they might not go to in their source.
FiM is such a wholesome happy show, so people make edgy and sad fan content to experience that unexplored side.
SP is an edgy comedy show, so people make serious and often wholesome art and writing since the show won't do it as much.
If you consumed fan content for the same reason you watch the show, you'd just go rewatch the show instead of indulging in a derivative lesser version of it.
What did she mean by this?
i feel like i recognize this doujin, but i forget... whats the context?
also i love when japs make the joos look fricking hot, especially Gerald, they always draw him as the dorky little weenie that he is and its great
She hired "future Stan" to rape Kyle straight
behold, the ultimate ship
thats not pic rel
It's a sexy ship, but what's their chemistry? yandere with benevolent pervert?
uptight feminist with benevolent pervert
Why do I hate Kyle so much?
He used to be my favorite character when I was 12
Everybody hates a moralgay... especially one who doesn't want Family Guy cancelled.
I've been thinking for a while
It seems like I dislike all Kyle related ships, or even normal fanart that involves him.
I don't hate Kyle when I watch the series, he's just there and sometimes I even feel for him (sometimes), but whenever I go online I start to absolutley dislike him and I never thought about why.
Now I discovered it.
When you watch the series Kyle is a sensitive kid guided by morals, but he's also a little brat that gets in fights, plays sports and canonically the most masculine out of the four.
Yet fanartist keep on depicting him as this skinny petite nerd with a snappy attitude, why do they always draw him as the shortest one and refer to him as tiny?
Even after the post covid specials I still see people draw him as short.
He's also used as the default bottom for some reason, which doesn't make sense for anyone that watched more than one episode of the series.
yeah, the fandom depiction of kyle is awful. they saw him as a cute little tsundere instead of the b***h he is
That's just how mid-2000s was with yaoi stereotypes. For some reason Kyle ended up that way. It's probably because intellectualism used to be linked with femininity and chastity, and he had some traits that could be associated with "tsundere" character type (very popular back then, now everyone knows they're shit).
For a moment I thought those are Katekyo Hitman Reborn characters
I thought I was the only one that read that manga...
I never watched the anime or read the manga but it used to be everywhere within anime communities in late 00's
yes and then it suddenly died completely off
Just like Durarara. And Hetalia. And basically most anime series that were popular with fujos at that time.
Most of us are in the same boat
The fandom is made of women who miss every aspect of what makes Kyle likable
I hate every fanon interpretation because it's done by people who barely watch the show
what's stopping you from drawing your superior interpretation?
Did any of you homosexuals ask about crypto on Cinemaphile?
Friendly reminder that not even normies liked the newest special (check out the imdb reviews) and they're tired of Tegridy Randy too
yesmen are actively hurting TRey because he has admitted and shown to us that he is literally incapable of judging his own work. he thinks everything is bad, which used to mean he always doubted himself, but now he decided to just go "frick it, i need to be more confident" and floor it. which sometimes isnt a bad idea, sometimes we need a bit of blind confidence, but not when youre so blind that you've been driving straight into a tree for several years.
he keeps pushing believing his smug confidence will get him thru and he keeps making trash, and its about time normies told him that
and i think this special was the breaking point
he needs matt to tell him this. he'll only listen to matt
damn we got some unbelievably based artists itt
https://kuku.lu/p14c5a514
anyone else wanna go? we got plenty of spots dont be shy and dont worry about drawing multiple characters
Holy frick that's an extremely cute imp Tweek
>Hellpark Tweek
For what reason.
>Thinks Imp Tweek comes from that shitty fanon AU
stupid newbie
Once again it's time to say good morning to my cute and perfect wife trey parker!
]unfortunately ive been b& for naughty behavior so its a struggle to post today
but id love to drawboard with yall
good morning to your cute wife! how long has it been since you began praising him, he needs that dose of love every day to grow big and strong
and good evening to my cute little chubby sweet roll who i happy nibble on every day
Sorry I'm late nathanlover, I was outside soaking up the sun. As for your question of course I start my days by reminding my wife how cute he is, he gets praise first thing in the morning.
Good evening to you and your husbando who has now made me hungry for some fluffy honey butter bread buns.
>Treyfricker gets sun and touches grass
There is no excuse for the rest of you frickers now.
You'd be surprised anon, I don't present anything like someone who would be known as treyfricker on the internet.
How do you feel about your wife after that trailer? Do you think he did it bad on purpose to get punished and berated by us here?
My affection has not waned but I get the feeling he's surrounded by peers who are NPCs. I fear that such conditions are terminal. No telling how much time we have left I'm afraid. All I can say is only the most basic of normies I know would probably think that trailer looked funny.
https://twitter.com/southpark/status/1542206261504184322
This looks like shit
That’s bad and I like Randy.
>they gave him the Karen hairstyle
theyre gonna be hammering the joke in even harder.. hell, itll probably be a major plot point
this sucks extra spicy hard
Is this just Trey's menopause series now? how can he put effort into the games' writing, but not into the show anymore? is he being limited?
shit like this is why i hate memespeak like "karen"
its just a culturewide 'inside joke', its literally referential comedy for people with no friends and sense of humor, and its all south park is these days
If they wanted to do meaningless unfunny shit with outdated jokes they could at least make it entertaining and just have the boys go to beach or something
TREYYY you're writing as bad as Ian Flynn and Ken Penders, TREEYY. It's fanfic levels of bad, TREEYY.
Fricking God, why are they keeping with the Karem jokes?
They're two years too late for that to be funny
It fricking hurts
It’s just Trey venting how he feels like an out of touch ”Karen”. He knows he’s not as funny as he used to be so he used Randy to express his feelings.
>preview nothing but Randy
kek the thread on suicide watch
Boy they're uh, really going all out on the Karen meme
At least there's the continuing saga of Cartman's breasts to look forward to
>Even more Randy and shitty Karen jokes
At this point I think they're doing this out of spite
That's it ... I'm watching the worst melodrama episodes of both Starters series ... at this point I might as well watch some real garbage. If Trey wants le funneh melodrama then I'm gonna go get my fix from somewhere.
Frick South Park, Aqua Teen is the superior show.
>Master Shake>>>>Eric C*rtman
i understand now
the "girls can be funny!" saga was about Trey himself all along... he momentarily realized how feminine he is and wondered if that says something about his comedic skills.... and for a brief moment of self awareness, he was right
have you ever opened Tiktok? have you ever noticed what normie NPC women think is funny? its usually
>referential, most often 'haha yknow that feel when' [does a little skit about that feel when, with absolutely no spin on it]
>silly faces and funny voices
being funny is literally a masculine trait. thats not to say women cant be funny. thats not to say women cant HAVE masculine traits. every human being has both feminine and masculine attributes, but a passion for humor and the ability to perform it is literally something we observe more in men, and Trey is just too damn feminine
Does this mean Matt was really behind all the best jokes?
most likely
there was also an era where Trey was younger and found simpler humor funny, but now he seems to be ashamed of it
theres nothing sadder than people making kino and then years later viewing their creation as a mistake
One thing I like about Aqua Teen is that unlike South Park, Bojack and Rick & Morty, it doesn't try to be anything more than it actually is.
thats imo what killed rick and morty too
it was a silly show about an obnoxious op mary sue bastard who told everyone to frick off and did his own thing, surrounded by NPCs and accompanied by a weenie little homosexual who completes him
that premise requires a certain level of tongue in cheek sillyness and good humor to make it go from a potential pretentious mess into a fun self indulgent comedy- and it used to be just that. sure, it was obvious a certain writer tried their hardest to cram in le 2deep4me shit, but the main creator and most writers just wanted to draw goopy alien gore and write poopy doodoo and 'science man kills everyone and wins the everything le epic style B)' humor
it started failing because it started hiring people who fundamentally misunderstand the show in one direction (thinking rick is le ebil privileged 'duuudebro' archetype that needs to be knocked down by me, the most skilled writer ever!) - angry at people who fundamentally misunderstand the show in the other direction (thinking rick is arole model. except these people arent as bad as the former because they dont work on the show and have no bearing on it- so it turns into a fistfight against the air), and said writers started trying to make the show deeper and more 'realistic'
and the character that is rick and the way his universe revolved around him stood on a very delicate balance of absurdity and pisstakes, take that away and you just have a pretentious twat getting 'put in his place' by equally pretentious twats- a whole cast of hateable characters, but some are written to be hated, whereas others exist not for their own sake or entertainment's sake, but out of contempt for you- the viewer
Rick is just as sociopathic as Cartman/Roger/Shake but unlike them he usually wins near the end.
and SP goes largely the same route
it worked because it was absurd, it stopped working when you started worrying about realism
it was funny until Trey got insecure about whether or not its funny and started fixing what didnt need to be fixed
it was what it was, organically, until the person making it suddenly got self concious and forgot what theyre doing- and started attempting to emulate what they THOUGHT sp was, as opposed to just making it
TLDR its like spongebob forgetting how to make a krabby patty, he could do it without thinking up until he started doubting himself, then it all stopped making sense
this is whats happening to Trey, and extension, south park
Do you think this happened when Kyle's moralhomosexualry and Cartman's sociopathy were turned up to an eleven? Originally all 4 of them were supposed to be crude kids who grew up in a f**ed up town, with all of them being dicks to people around them. Then all of a sudden, it turned into "The Eric Cartman sucks" show where every episode that wasn't a political episode seemed to revolve arounf Cartman saying/doing something morally reprehensible and goofy 2 shoes Kyle giving a superfluous explanation about why Cartman's an butthole and his actions are wrong.
Like it seemed like they were focusing on morals a bit too much, like they're trying to make every character who isn't named Cartman or Randy a goof guy, which is a far cry from the og seasons where the humor stemmed from how messed up everyone in the town was.
Is it just me or has Liane become moralhomosexual as well. Originally she seemed like an implicitly bigoted depraved crack prostitute who was fricked in the head as her son (even hinting at the possibility that she might be abusive) and seemed to be more interested in sex and drugs than the well-being of her son. Enter the double digit seasons era, all of a sudden she's a single mom who is ineffectual but still trying her hardest to raise her monster of a son.
Matt was never going to be attracted to Trey because Trey’s not black
South Park then:
>a clever word play on seamen/semen and that’s also funny meta commentary about having the same ideas as the older comedy animation show, while the episode is about little boy collecting semen and could never be in the other show
South Park now:
>a 50-minute long Karen joke
Listen. I know you literal homosexuals don't leave the house much, but all of that violence towards homosexuals and troons that you've been larping about for years, it feels closer to reality now than ever before. If you do go out, dress inconspicuously and dial back the homosexualry to like 0. Your "self-expression" of your mental illnesses aren't going to matter if you're not around anymore. This is not a threat in any way, it's a warning in good faith. Be careful out there homosexuals.
This thread is 70% veganas and veganas pretending to be male. I think we'll be alright.
Idk, last time I tried to openly present as a dude in highschool, the school fujoshi started calling me a softboi and touching me when I didn't want to be touched and outed me to the rest of the school, and I got called a troony by random guys I never met and a bunch of kids were mean to my boyfriend and framed him as a school shooter/arsonist because he hung out with me (making him also a loser by proxy for associating with a troony I guess?) and 2 days ago at work my coworker was complaining about little girls outfits being to revealing (at a fricking water park) and flipped his shit about it after I told him to chill out and that nobody cares except him, and went off about abortion and trannies but he got moved to a different station before things escalated. I'm not trying to be like "weaah waaah trannies have it soo hard waaah" but I do agree with them about keeping our homosexualry on the down-low for now. At least if your in 'murica. Cause people outside of the internet have been really irritable lately.
>ftm
>creekfujo
I hope you know that I say this as someone who doesn't hate or even dislike you. But you do realize how fembrained that is right?
IM NOT A FRICKING CREEKFUJO I just like the characters. If anything I'm more into their parents.
Also I just got at least 3 of you to admit you're females in your replies to the post so this is hardly my own fault.
I've been here for 4 years, I think I'm just perpetually moronic and refuse to think before I hit post. It's entirely my own fault, but thank you for trying to help.
>FtM
>my boyfriend
You're a gayden anon. You also type more fembrained than the femanons in this thread
>FtM
>my boyfriend
>gayden
>creek
>fujo
Please don't ever go to /tttt/ they will eat you alive and shit out the remains.
oh God pooners...
I almost went down the pooner route but I settled on being a tomboy dyke and I'm pretty glad I did. I still LARP online as a male from time to time whenever I get GD feelings and it settles them pretty quickly.
Me too
So is it safe to say that half of the veganas pooned out while the other half secretly wished they did?
>secretly wished they did?
No you misunderstand, I'm glad I didn't. If given the choice to be born male I would pick it in a heartbeat but I don't think transitioning would make happy. I would be a dickless manlet with no gf. I have no problem with others going that route and am not looking to interfere with them but it's not for me,
Are you me?
Have I finally found my people?
this is depressing
Growing up gay is depressing but you make the best of it
How is any of that depressing?
As a fellow creekfujo, I'm suggesting you to lurk around a bit more anon; your newhomosexualry is kinda obvious whenever you post.
bro
i love u... probably... but do me a flavor and close this topic before it begins
God shut the FRICK up why do fembrains always need to blog
The lesbian Kymansisters unironically act more like men than you do anon.
Someone needs to draw the lesbian kymansisters triplets
>Where are my kymansisters?
I like how Father Maxi went from another animated sitcom apathetic priest to someone who actually cared about their religion
I know you're in here, homosexual. Let me redpill you about Crypto/NFTs so you don't do something stupid.
There's only 3 maybe 4 ways to get rich through crypto and I'll list them from least risky to most risky
1) Becoming a hacker(a crypto hacker is the dumbest shithead you've ever seen, you just drop a token in someone's wallet and convince him to willingly allow him access to his wallet and then you drain everything. Being a crypto hacker is stupid easy compared to real hacking)
2) Make your own project (a fly-by-night 7 day-30day project) , people buy your token, you hire some pajeets to advertise and then you blame the pajeet or someone and skidaddle out of there without anyone actually realizing you softly rugpulled them by selling your own tokens/dumping onto them from different wallets full of tokens which you conveniently preplaced anonymously in your wallets.
3) actually git gud/git lucky and short the market by opening and reopening 5-10x short positions every 10%-20% drops or so. But it's practically russian roulette meets texas poker on steroids with the house extra against you.
B) The actual sane intelligent option; become a Solidity programmer(a garbage Javascript programmer with a bit of C knowledge) and overcharge idiots 5k-20k USDs per project by copy-pasting code you barely even understand how it works. Do not stick on multi-month projects, just ship that b***h in under an hour and grab your money, just like selling bots and scripts. Pretend you spent a week on it when you just copy-pasted code. But you can only do that during a bull market and hope to god the next bull market still keeps smart contracts which are dumb easy to code and steal code from.
B2) work as support for a big CEX, meaning a centralized exchange like Binance, Coinbase, Kraken, FTX, etc.
Creek ftm if you're still lurking I hope we didn't scare you off. If you can't handle this level of bantz you're never gonna make it on 4chin.
He's been here for a while, he's the clydeabuse anon I think
>clydeabuse anon
What's that?
>coddling the homosexual
I HATE NU-CHAN
everyone be quiet i hate this conversation
you guys wanna play a game?
What's the game
lets play gartic phone
i can start a lobby if yall want
Sure. I'll be drawing on my phone, but I'll join.
I CAN'T JOIN U HATE WORKING
i would have suggested roblox but i think the SP server is currently unavailable
Fine I'll stop giving the gayden (you)s but only because you asked.
aigt lads
come play
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01b21e8c30
Is it ok if my drawing suck? I'm nervous
everyone is welcome, its just a fun game
all i ask is that you actually draw
i dont care about the quality, just hope we dont have any of those 'uhhhh idk ill just write that i dont know what to draw' lads that ruin the flor
Yeah it's fine. The point is to have fun
i draw like a special ed kid so you don't have to worry anon
oooo im gonna joinn
Frick, I'm too busy to play atm
ill keep every album on screen for a few seconds so everyone can hurry up and screenshot whatever they like
What are my kymansisters up to today?
behold- the manliest ship
this is amazing
>Big Fat Al
>burgerhours are troonyhours
Sad but true.
It was meant to be sand...
the misunderstandings are part of the fun
i love playing with u guys
this is comfy
Brb I'm gonna get my drawing tablet. Drawing on a phone sucks for gartic.
wait why i'm suddenly the admin?
there has been
a problem
so how can i give back the admin role to nathangay next time?
literally me
I make fun of you guys because you're weird but I'm actually fairly fond of all of you.
Creek vore
>Mfw this round
SOMEONE post the Clyde one pls
Sorry guys I gotta leave, it's almost dinner time. But that was fun!
Gonna see if I can quickly join for one or two rounds
TRAGIC
I like how it was just assumed that tweek would be the one spreading butthole
I think after this chapter I'm taking a break from this fanfiction. It's wearing me down. Maybe I'll return to it someday but who knows.
what a turn
Thanks lads I must go now
I gtg. But it was fun drawing with you guys.
In other south park related news, Idk what I'm gonna do now because that trailer sucked so fricking bad that if I wasn't already autistic for south park I would be an avid hater of it based on the trailer alone. This is like torture.
Right? I don't know whether to be surprised that twitter and leddit drones are eating that shit up, the trailer was objectively bad
Just like your average Simpsons viewer like Homer doing wacky things, your average South Park likes Randy doing wacky things.
This trope is the cancer that's killing South Park
They're doing it out of spite
I am one of the buttholes who defended the first part (it wasn’t terrible, just mediocre) but I don’t have much positive to say from the trailer, seems they are doubling down on the Karen joke which was the weakest link of the first part
Just do what I do and rewatch the old eps instead of the new ones.
So my WiFi stopped working, sorry bros
Alright I'm back
three players seems pretty sad
Sorry bro, had to leave because it's late and I'm tired
no problem friendo, sleep well
this one was a mess kek
I ran out of space, I wanted the full message to be "A wizard has transformed Mimsy into a giant sandwich and Nathan is thankful"
well lads thanks for the game it was comfy
i gotta get to bed now
cyall