Space Cop was the best he could do.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Space Cop was meant to be bad on purpose
    No respectful filmmaker makes shit on purpose shut the frick up rlmgays

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      David Lynch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lowest of the low IQ takes, when you spread this disinformation you're only helping Mike and Jay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People who make "It was supposed to be bad haha!" and subversion of expectations are simply incapable of exceeding expectations or creating something good.
      These guys are a textbook version of that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They have explicitly multiple times shit on movies that try to be bad on purpose too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rightoids don't understand camp because they think that being laughed at is the worst thing that can happen to anyone

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You just revealed that you don't understand camp

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you've made nothing. you couldn't even accomplish a space cop. how pathetic does that make you?

      A: much more

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Jay Bauman? Is that you?

        Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you. You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have. Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. In short, you are an enormous failure.

        Jay, being that you're about 40 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end. The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

        Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class. Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

        I genuinely doubt it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Jay and Mike are the siskel and ebert for millenials, they'll be remembered for their criticisms not their creativity

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I made Fury Road Jay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I made Fateful Findings Jay, now when are you gonna let me on best of the worst?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I made Star Wars Jay. You and that fat, brain dead fricks days are numbered.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/exZlweZ.jpeg

      Space Cop was the best he could do.

      I liked space cop a lot actually
      I pirated it too

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > I liked space cop

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          > I pirated it too

          I'm poor ok
          I can't afford to buy any more horsewiener dildos
          I've only got 55 left!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You’re to blame for Space Cop bombing at the box office

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not even an american, bruh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > I pirated it too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like how Space Cop was meant to be bad on purpose and yet in every best of the worst and wheel of the worst they talk about how they hate intentionally bad movies. I like when my dearest beloved internet friends are silly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that was their out. RLM guys were too afraid of any criticism they'd actually receive if they tried to make a real movie so they went with "Oh it's suppose to be bad we're making a bad B movie so when you don't like it that was intentional"

      They're afraid but its fine they saw the time consumption it took to make Space Cop no way they'd actually put time and effort to appease internet nerds for a real project

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no good film ever came out of wisconson

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As a Minnesotan, I’m happy to see Wisconsin get shit on.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    b***h breasts

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it again this year. It really is awful. I mean worse than Linkaras movie even. The sheer fricking hubris of it all is staggering.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not one scene with rich evans in it has a laughable moment

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sheer fricking hubris
      Big Picard Woman Admiral Energy

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They'll kill themselves after Shelby Oaks turns out to be kino.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wow, he lost a lot of weight. 2024 has been good for him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he had to slim down to be in commercials with beyonce after all, she doesn't hang around fat white bois

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    George won. These homosexuals belong on reddit.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it wasn't. they're just too chickenshit to do try to make something that isn't "ironic" because then their egos would actually be on the line.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you would have the capacity to make a good film but some personality trait holds you back, you don't have the capacity to make the good film.
      If I have the capacity to become a world class bodybuilder, but I lack the motivation, perseverance and diligence to put in the work, I do not really have the capacity to become a world class bodybuilder.
      The RLM guys do not have the ability to make good films, so they stick to a veneer of irony and 'It's shit on purpose guys' kind of cope to cover it up.
      You seriously expect any thinking man to believe that they could've made a decent movie, cashed in on all their hundreds of thousands of viewers, made untold millions, and propelled themselves into real Hollywood careers, but they just decide not to?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the result of them trying being good or not is irrelevant. as long as they don't try they can pretend they haven't failed.

        trying and failing is better than purposely failing to preserve your ego. even if you trying still sucks.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Cuckitini

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that awkward smile and laugh
      brutal. why was she leaning on him then?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        looks more like they suddenly remembered they're filming themselves and wanted to be "professional". which is still pretty lame

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he had to remember not to grind his crotch on her mighty rump on camera

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's a god damn woman.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you reading so much into it? He literally fricks her every night.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's a "meme" think 5.40 from AVGN threads. These people are very stupid, and don't understand how jokes work or why people tell them.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They’re autists whose entire knowledge of human interaction comes from shitty “charisma” videos on youtube.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we just remove all the graveyards so there could be more space for parking lots!

    he lost his fricking mind

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hes in the head up his ass phase of his career

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Movie theaters should start showing weird indie movies, and charging $900 for tickets, that will surely save cinema

      I genuinely don’t know if he’s kidding, or if he’s just been living comfortably off YouTube money for too long.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t forget bulldozing grannies cemetery for more parking lot space. That’ll surely help theaters

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >YouTube money
        They make like $1200 a video and split it 3 ways. They upload a video once every few months.

        They are making like $100k a month off patreon though. That's where all their money is coming from.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Movie theaters should start showing weird indie movies, and charging $900 for tickets, that will surely save cinema

      I genuinely don’t know if he’s kidding, or if he’s just been living comfortably off YouTube money for too long.

      The best part was Jay sitting there making normal, rational observations and Mike getting pissed off.
      >do you think the way people interact with movies has changed?
      >yes
      >NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY THE FRICK DO YOU THINK THAT????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the guy said midnight mass was the best tv show ever made

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The way they were so super smug and condescending about really liking a middling to below average vampire show was so odd.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has a movie critic ever made any kino?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Bogdanovich

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The entire FNW

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Paul Schrader

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Alfonso Cuaron. Got sick of telling c**ts how films should be, so he just went and straight up made fricking kino after kino.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Roger Ebert.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Which movies did he direct/wrote???

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Pornos back in the 70s. Surprised nobody on a site discussing tv and movies knows this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stuckmann

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Christopher Stuckmann

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doug walker, unironically.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Space Cop is a fun movie.
    There I said it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No need to lie. Mike can take some criticism.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not, it's awkward and boring and cringe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's not
      I'll even call myself a RLM fan, but Spacecop is so boring and too long, it took me 3 attempts to get all the way through it

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that you guys still talk about RLM so much means you still watch RLM

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't watch RLM because I respect their opinions. I watch RLM to find weird old movies to watch from BotW.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I watch RLM because i don't respect their opinions.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I watch RLM because it's the right fricking thing to do.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I watch it because it reminds me of when I lived near my buddies and we would bullshit about things

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I listened to the theater one yesterday while I was mowing, but I haven’t sat down and watched a new Best of the Worst/Half in the Bag in a year or two. They lost me when they softballed Kenobi just for the sake of being contrarian.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I hope big media types are paying attention
        star wars and star trek fan boys are so desperate to love their stuff, you just have to give some honest and genuineness
        but give it even 10% and those fanboys will the rest of the work.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but I've been putting less and less into their Patreon each month lol fricking losers

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any pics of Mike shirtless? I want to lick those hairy Midwestern nipples.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No but here's Rich

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Would

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Their latest Black Void video is an HOUR long and contains literally ZERO intelligent or new insights to the matter yet they maintain an air of SUPERIORITY to other youtube channels and the "dull masses" throughout.
    Also these Absolute MORONS apparently don't know that 1939 is widely considered the GOAT year for Hollywood when they claimed Gone with the Wind had zero competition at the theaters.
    I'm officially DONE with these CLOWNS.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm officially DONE with these CLOWNS.
      see you next thread

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit but like seriously, imagine shitting on movies pretending to be some do no wrong know it all critic and making such slop. Like seriously. Doesnt he also have like a movie college? Cuz damn he should be asking for a refund. What a way to discredit your lifes work (shitting on stuff!). And then of course the whole "oh it was moronic on purpose!" like a typical class clown egomaniac who makes a mistake after constantly making fun of others flaws.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    With Mike Stoklasa, he became worse and worse. Even people who like RLM get annoyed with Mike (even those that want to have sex with him). Mike’s opinions and taste have become more and more terrible, to the point it feels like he has become more and more dumb. It is made worse by him constantly trying to virtues signal. And now the reading off paper of reviews and going on long tangents on how he would have made the movie make him a slog to listen to. Not to mention him defending Nepo babies and sucking off Hollywood. It is to the point that Jack is less annoying than Mike.

    Post-Covid Red Letter Media just isn’t as good as Prime Red Letter Media.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate this unfunny tyring-too-hard frick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      aids moby hasnt been on the channel in 2 and a half months now. maybe he died, possibly of "AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSS"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      JIMMY JAMS!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HEY HEY, HEE HEE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i have a love hate relationship with aids moby, sometimes he's fine other time's he's insufferable. still beats beardfat though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      unironically aidsmoby grew on me, he can be cringe and weird, but he is a good person at heart and he is the only one who actually has kids afaik. i respect him for that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >but he is a good person at heart

        No he isn't, he's a far-left psychopath. He's just good at hiding it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >good at hiding it.
          He pals around with lunatics like MovieBob and Lupa, not to mention the ZP thing.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What happened with him and ZP? I know that Yahtzee was a fan of RLM and was surprised that there wasn’t a collab when he went to work for the escapist

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >No he isn't, he's a far-left psychopath
          Hello conservative
          how is life being filled with hate?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >use to carry around props in a coat to use as gags when he was younger
      >went to clown school
      >peepee song
      Yeah, nah.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He got funnier and is the best regular 4th for BotW by far. Josh or "Wizard" that he was trying to force is terrible, Tim is terrible too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like RLM always put some douchebag in there to be annoying on purpose so that they continue to look good to their normal fans by comparison. beardfat, aids moby, canadian guy, drunk hipster beardskinny, they all felt the same

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Aidsmoby is nowhere near as bad as people portray.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >nowhere near as bald as people portray.
        true

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the whole le everything is ironic and le cynical shtick got old very quick

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    back when I used to watch RLM content nonstop I tried giving Space Cop a chance and turned it off in 10 minutes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if Mike is able to sleep at night knowing that Kickassia had a far bigger impact on popular culture than Space Cop did.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sincerity will always be prized over irony. Sincerity is golden.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how his b***h breasts look now that he’s at least double the weight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuuuuuck

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Mike is a chud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      people put cancerous accounts on my feed all the time
      doesn't mean I follow them myself
      doesn't mean they can't have decent posts once in a while

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >liking a joke is being a chud
      holy shit culture warriors are so fricking stupid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >i just wanted nostalgia bait
      aren't they always criticizing this kind of thing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can somebody put a dick in gaytronic’s mouth because that’s clearly what he’s asking for

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rank them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      #1 Kickassia
      Great fun for fans of that group of youtubers
      #2 AVGN
      James Rolfe and James Rolfe superfans will be pleased
      #3 Space Cop
      Made for no one, not even the stars of the movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're all trash for gays

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >They're all trash for gays
        Perfect for you, then!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >New Janetty mark calling anything else gay
        What's the matter? Not enough Kenny Omega and Young Bucks for you?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I must be a bug AEW fan if in posting pics of the guy they fricked over for the child pisser

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I loved Kickassia back in the day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kickassia > space cop > avgn

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not only is Kickassia the best of the three but it would be the easiest one to sit through a second time. Which is saying something.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Space Cop is the fricking worst piece shit I ever watched even if it was supposed to be bad on purpose which is Mike go to excuse

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How can you expect anything funny from people who think Ghostbusters is funny?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll bite, why is Ghostbusters not funny now?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >most known for watching movies that no one cares about
    good job

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No haha you see it was bad on purpose they weren’t really trying if they were trying they could make a good movie haha it wouldn’t be as cringe as Neil Breen at all.

    What’s that they made a serious movie? Uh oh.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    space cop isn't that bad, mike is a terrible actor though and ruined every scene he was in. it seems like rich actually gave a shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it seems like rich actually gave a shit
      if you couldn't tell how fricked up rich was in his first scene then you're a lost cause

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen the movie, is this why rich gave up alchohol?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No that was because of a promise he made to Nanu.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >More like Space Crap

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The more I watch RLM the less I respect Mike. This last video he was insufferable especially with his "this is how I planned the conversation" ie I'm just going to blather on while my better informed twink-slave tries to hide his embarrassment for me on camera.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i've seen spacecop 5 times. it's still good.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      notice how as soon as this gets posted, all the shills stop bumping
      really makes you think

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      notice how as soon as this gets posted, all the shills stop bumping
      really makes you think

      For me it was Mike defending his timbs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        we all have a doppelganer usually a chad or autistic

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprising his best effort is still absolute garbage that he tried to critic proof by claiming it all was done poorly on purpose

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The more Mike talks the stupider he sounds. Jay is consistently the correct one of the two when it comes to HitB. Mike is funny and works on BotW but as for his opinions on media he's quite shallow. Jay is good for a more informed opinion and understands movie trends and reactions better, Rich is good for the layman's opinion, Mike isn't good for either.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jay is a homosexual, he is always wrong. Rich is more in touch with general audiences and is usually correct. Mike just goes through the motions.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mike thinking that indie films will save theaters is almost sad in how out of touch it is. He loves ragging on dumb Hollywood executives but he's exactly the same

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just like indie stores saved shopping malls

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watch RLM because their opinions are funny, like watching a guy with downs syndrome talk to strangers on the bus. It teaches me valuable lessons on not acting like a moron myself. Anyone who idolize these fricks are truly without hope.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kickassia is shit on a technical level but it has soul which the other two lack

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't completely hate stuff like space cop, but there's something about that type of creation where it tries to hide from criticism behind the fact that it's "intentionally shit" or "just a joke".
    even if it's not cowardice it does radiate it.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    George Lucas makes a kids movie, and adult fans like RLM shit on it
    Only for him to succeed in indoctrinating a new generation of SW fans who thought the lightsaber duels and NOOOOOO scene to be pog
    He really did win.
    Through luck or sheer meme power, he turned SWs from a boomer feature (like westerns), into a multigenerational franchise bought for a Billion with a B by Disney

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pog
      where’s Penn Jillette when you need him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      prequels are shit though
      > b-but I like it
      yeah because you're a Black person

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        irrelevant, the target audience slurped it up and made SW a cultural touchstone for multiple generations

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. Prequelchads won, RLMcels and Girlboss movie enjoyers lost, result: total and complete George victory.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've been on Cinemaphile for over a decade and never watched these guys. Is it worth to start watching? Are they star wars focused or do they talk about other media?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they peaked about a decade ago, so no, there is no reason for you to start now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They talk about movies
      that's it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      do you at least know who that is then?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I liked their most recent video. Had more concrete things to talk about and mike wasn't half assing it for once.
    Never watched space cop but it reminds me of Jay talking about how intentionally bad movies aren't funny, yet that's what they chose when they made their own movie?

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They both suck shit. Seriously they're trash. Their tastes are embarrassing. If it isn't some gay bullshit Jay won't like it and if it isn't some mindless garbage Mike will act like it's a personal insult. They literally are their Nerd Crew characters at this point, just with one or two added layers of pathetic gen X "irony" removed to seem more self aware. But they're not. Only Rich is still cognizant of the fact that he's some schmuck frick from Milwaukee that would be a suicide statistic if not for the show.

    I genuinely hate their new attitude they've had for the past 2 years or so. The older they get the worse it gets.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hey you know those opening skits we do? the ones that everyone skips? because we can see the data on youtube? let's make a feature film that's entirely that!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a genuine plinkett movie could be a good vehicle for making cool shots, sets, with a simple story. just do the whole VCR repair schpiel again and review at least one movie during the movie like the show does to fill a bit time.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I respect RLM for putting out their movie even if it's mid.
    There are a shit ton on anons here that want to make a movie but never could.
    I hope they put out another movie.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    which is WHY no one should ever listen to his opinion on movies.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    topping out at the top ain't too bad fren

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And it was unfunny trash.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nerd crew is the peak and also the downfall, which is hilarious in itself.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bow down to Jack Packard’s huge dick!

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nice breasts

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