It's not about what fans want.
When they back a truck full of money at these people's doors they sign on the dotted lines and shit reboots, remakes, and sequels get made.
>Hopefully he's Pizza the Hut and gets killed irl in the first scene.
Pizza's dead, remember? He got stuck in his stretch limousine and ate himself... to death.
>Hopefully he's Pizza the Hut and gets killed irl in the first scene.
Yogurt: "Remember that thing you laughed at THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO? We're back, baby!"
Unfortunately, it won't be long before nobody gets that reference.
Pizza Hut with 1,225 locations closed 300 underperforming stores after franchise owner declares bankruptcy
Aurielle Weiss
Published: 9:55 ET, Jul 25 2023
https://www.the-sun.com/money/8682637/pizza-hut-closing-bankruptcy/
Huge National Pizza Chain Abruptly Closes Restaurants, Dozens More To Close
By Dave Basner, Jun 18, 2024
https://q1033.iheart.com/content/2024-06-18-huge-national-pizza-chain-abruptly-closes-restaurants-dozens-more-to-close/
In recent months, huge restaurant chains like Red Lobster, Pizza Hut, Boston Market, TGI Fridays, Popeyes, Tijuana Flats, Cracker Barrel and Applebee's have been closing locations due to financial issues and now, Pizza Hut is following suit. The massive national pizza chain abruptly shuttered 15 restaurants, but the reasons behind the closures are different than other chains. Pizza Hut shut down the stores due to an ongoing financial dispute with one of their biggest franchisees.
According to the Daily Mail, the franchisee, EYM Group, operates 144 Pizza Hut restaurants across five states and they're being sued by the pizza company over millions of dollars in unpaid bills. EYM was supposed to have paid up by last week but missed the deadline, leading to the sudden closures of 15 Indiana locations. Staff at those stores revealed on social media that they were not given any warning of the closures and were just told to file for unemployment.
In the coming weeks, another 129 Pizza Huts EYM owns will close in Georgia, Illinois, South Carolina and Wisconsin. EYM claims Pizza Hut has brought on the issues, having not modernized its menus or app like other pizza chains have.
>In recent months, huge restaurant chains like Red Lobster, Pizza Hut, Boston Market, TGI Fridays, Popeyes, Tijuana Flats, Cracker Barrel and Applebee's have been closing locations due to financial issues >TGIFriday's
Clearly they spent too much money on too many pieces of flair.
They destroyed themselves by dating themselves. Every joke and reference was a pop culture reference. There were few actual jokes. Mostly just references poking fun at popular commercials at the time.
Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVbkINQ09NQ
I don't even remember what brand/commercial they're aping and it's not even funny. Just a confusing mess that makes me go >huh, that seems familiar
I liked him as the complete and utter imbecile trust fund baby in that one show Avenue 5 which was mediocre, but I feel like he's abrasive and grating in acting off of it, could be type casting but I would not want him casted for a Space Balls revival.
If they didnt do a spaceballs for after the Phantom Menace and Jar Jar Binks they didn't need to wait nearly 3 decades later for Disney to frick it up some more.
At this point it's a parody of itself already.
it isn't, yours is questioning why any at all
mines is questioning why now after the sequel disney shit and none for the prequel.
It could legitemitally paraody the Disney movies
Or, this could be some weird 4D chess move by Disney using Amazon to make fun of, 'but ACKTUALLY the Disney movies were kinda good' memba berries, 2deep4u psyop to try and get people memed into thinking they like them.
Josh Gaad is a Disney agent
Feel like this anon is onto something with Disney trying to 4d Kekaku the narrative on people liking the Sequels.
Or, this could be some weird 4D chess move by Disney using Amazon to make fun of, 'but ACKTUALLY the Disney movies were kinda good' memba berries, 2deep4u psyop to try and get people memed into thinking they like them.
>Josh Gaad is a Disney agent
Josh Gad has sucked a ridiculous amounts of penis to keep being cast in anything.
He's like young fat Jonah Hills stand in but even less funny.
History of the World Part 2 was a pile of shit and an insult to the original.
Mel Brooks hopefully will die and the project cancelled so he doesn't continue tarnishing his classic films.
"Parody" comic is not allowed in today's media culture. Too many people take it LITERALLY and they CANNOT FATHOM being teased or mocked. They will scream and go into riots.
And then, "fans" will simply erupt with gallons of blazing hatred that "it's not good enough."
No; this movie won't happen.
Harry Maybourne as a medieval king was one of the best episodes of all time. >be massive piece of shit for the entire show >get redeemed in a single episode
They have to besmear anything and everything, don't they. They just can't help themselves.
"We need Spaceballs 2!", said no one ever.
There will be a Tango & Cash remake with todays sensibilities eventually.
I read that Rick Moranis said he would never do a sequel because John Candy is dead, so what's the point?
Money, yes, but who the frick would watch it? Zoomers and alphies don't give a frick about Spaceballs, and boomers aren't going to watch it without any of the original cast.
Ah yes, another sequel to a 30+ year old movie. Should've made a Spaceballs 2 during the late 2000s when Star Wars prequels were sill fresh in peoples minds.
I REMEMBER SPACEBALLS!! THAT'S SOMETHING FROM THE PRE-INTERNET BEFORETIME AND YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN ADAPTATION OR SEQUEL YET!!!
OH MY GODDD ONE OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WITH THE ORIGINAL IS SORT OF INVOLVED WITH THE REBOOT OR SEQUEL??!? I RECOGNIZE THE NAME AND SOMEONE INVOLVED WITH THE ORIGINAL IS SORT OF INVOLVED WITH THE NEW ONE??
I guess there's been a bunch of space movies over the past 30 years they can mock
prometheus, alien covenent, prequel trilogy, disney wars, gog, 5th element, avatar
but I have a feeling it wont feel fresh and the new stars will have no charisma
They will never be allowed to actually properly mock Disney on the big screen. This will be the most toothless and unfunny Mel Brooks movie of all time.
Spaceballs came at the right time to parody mainly Star Wars and some of Star Trek and maybe other science fiction series from the time, but no one in the general public is asking for a sequel to this, nearly 40 years later.
Link or it's fake
https://variety.com/2024/film/news/spaceballs-2-josh-gad-mel-brooks-amazon-mgm-1236041375/
Anon... I...
i hope sydney sweeny is a twi'lek
Somehow Skroob Returned
Nobody wants that. Not even Spaceballs fans.
You don’t want a movie that makes fun of Disney and the sequels?
Disney has done that well enough.
>You don’t want a movie that makes fun of Disney and the sequels starring Josh Gad
You were missing some context there.
It's not about what fans want.
When they back a truck full of money at these people's doors they sign on the dotted lines and shit reboots, remakes, and sequels get made.
Is Josh Gad going to play John Candy's character?
No.
He’s Lone Star.
Hopefully he's Pizza the Hut and gets killed irl in the first scene.
>Hopefully he's Pizza the Hut and gets killed irl in the first scene.
Pizza's dead, remember? He got stuck in his stretch limousine and ate himself... to death.
>Hopefully he's Pizza the Hut and gets killed irl in the first scene.
Yogurt: "Remember that thing you laughed at THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO? We're back, baby!"
Unfortunately, it won't be long before nobody gets that reference.
Pizza Hut with 1,225 locations closed 300 underperforming stores after franchise owner declares bankruptcy
Aurielle Weiss
Published: 9:55 ET, Jul 25 2023
https://www.the-sun.com/money/8682637/pizza-hut-closing-bankruptcy/
Huge National Pizza Chain Abruptly Closes Restaurants, Dozens More To Close
By Dave Basner, Jun 18, 2024
https://q1033.iheart.com/content/2024-06-18-huge-national-pizza-chain-abruptly-closes-restaurants-dozens-more-to-close/
In recent months, huge restaurant chains like Red Lobster, Pizza Hut, Boston Market, TGI Fridays, Popeyes, Tijuana Flats, Cracker Barrel and Applebee's have been closing locations due to financial issues and now, Pizza Hut is following suit. The massive national pizza chain abruptly shuttered 15 restaurants, but the reasons behind the closures are different than other chains. Pizza Hut shut down the stores due to an ongoing financial dispute with one of their biggest franchisees.
According to the Daily Mail, the franchisee, EYM Group, operates 144 Pizza Hut restaurants across five states and they're being sued by the pizza company over millions of dollars in unpaid bills. EYM was supposed to have paid up by last week but missed the deadline, leading to the sudden closures of 15 Indiana locations. Staff at those stores revealed on social media that they were not given any warning of the closures and were just told to file for unemployment.
In the coming weeks, another 129 Pizza Huts EYM owns will close in Georgia, Illinois, South Carolina and Wisconsin. EYM claims Pizza Hut has brought on the issues, having not modernized its menus or app like other pizza chains have.
>In recent months, huge restaurant chains like Red Lobster, Pizza Hut, Boston Market, TGI Fridays, Popeyes, Tijuana Flats, Cracker Barrel and Applebee's have been closing locations due to financial issues
>TGIFriday's
Clearly they spent too much money on too many pieces of flair.
makes sense, I had pizza hut the other day and it was absolute garbage
he's playing the Winnebago
josh gad isn't funny.
>already made a boring, weak sequel to History Of The World the other year
>better ruin another Mel movie
Hitler On Ice was so disappointing
As much as it pains me to say, Dracula: Dead and Loving it was the final nail in the coffin.
Good post funnyman
>Josh Gad
billy won
apollo and mel brooks lost
10 bucks says Mel Brooks dies in the middle of filming
>from Mel in the credits
I would seethe that they're ruining a classic but Spaceballs was never funny.
This. It's IP mining of a 199th place draft pick. Had to happen eventually.
Parody movies destroyed themselves by being constant referential cringe with no jokes.
They destroyed themselves by dating themselves. Every joke and reference was a pop culture reference. There were few actual jokes. Mostly just references poking fun at popular commercials at the time.
Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVbkINQ09NQ
I don't even remember what brand/commercial they're aping and it's not even funny. Just a confusing mess that makes me go
>huh, that seems familiar
It already came out it was called 'last jedi'
I hope he's playing fat israelite rey and they give him her haircut and outfit
>Josh Gad Starring
DROPPED.
What exactly is Josh Gad's appeal?
I liked him as the complete and utter imbecile trust fund baby in that one show Avenue 5 which was mediocre, but I feel like he's abrasive and grating in acting off of it, could be type casting but I would not want him casted for a Space Balls revival.
>josh gad
he's got a big head
I thought that was a fat shoop of Seth MacFarlane.
>making a sequel to a Mel Brooks parody film
>making a sequel to the worst Mel Brooks film
Why and double why.
I understand there's been more Star Wars since the original Spaceballs but I don't think Lucasfilm/Disney needs the help.
If they didnt do a spaceballs for after the Phantom Menace and Jar Jar Binks they didn't need to wait nearly 3 decades later for Disney to frick it up some more.
At this point it's a parody of itself already.
>if they didn't parody the Phantom menace
The Thumb wars already beat them to it
Uh yeah, thanks for rewriting my post.
it isn't, yours is questioning why any at all
mines is questioning why now after the sequel disney shit and none for the prequel.
Feel like this anon is onto something with Disney trying to 4d Kekaku the narrative on people liking the Sequels.
Yeah, again, thanks for rewriting my post into moronese, ESL.
nobody is rewriting their posts, its two different questions you fricking moron.
If only they hired Seth MacFarlane.
It could legitemitally paraody the Disney movies
Or, this could be some weird 4D chess move by Disney using Amazon to make fun of, 'but ACKTUALLY the Disney movies were kinda good' memba berries, 2deep4u psyop to try and get people memed into thinking they like them.
Josh Gaad is a Disney agent
>Josh Gaad is a Disney agent
Josh Gad has sucked a ridiculous amounts of penis to keep being cast in anything.
He's like young fat Jonah Hills stand in but even less funny.
>Josh Gad has sucked a ridiculous amounts of penis to keep being cast in anything.
Who the frick could even get it up for him?
Only works if the new villain is Vespa and Lonestar's son
>legitemitally
History of the World Part 2 was a pile of shit and an insult to the original.
Mel Brooks hopefully will die and the project cancelled so he doesn't continue tarnishing his classic films.
I'm a chubby chaser, but I fricking hate Josh Gad for some reason. It's like he tries too hard.
I genuinely miss John Candy, bros
"Parody" comic is not allowed in today's media culture. Too many people take it LITERALLY and they CANNOT FATHOM being teased or mocked. They will scream and go into riots.
And then, "fans" will simply erupt with gallons of blazing hatred that "it's not good enough."
No; this movie won't happen.
Harry Maybourne as a medieval king was one of the best episodes of all time.
>be massive piece of shit for the entire show
>get redeemed in a single episode
Decades too late.
Mel Brooks is almost 100 years old. He probably has no clue what's going on.
How is Mel Brooks still alive? He's like a thousands years old
>candy dead
>moranis NEET
>brooks a walking corpse at this point
So they're finally making "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money!"
Sad
100% chance it references this in some cheesy wink to the audience. I hate this timeline so fricking much.
>Josh Gad
half the point of Spaceballs was watching Rick Moranis and Mel Brooks characters, what the hell is the point of a sequel now
WHERE IS THE RUSS MEYER / ROGER EBERT BIOPIC, JOSH GAD YOU FUKCING FAT FRICK PIECE OF SHIT? WHERE IS IT
They have to besmear anything and everything, don't they. They just can't help themselves.
"We need Spaceballs 2!", said no one ever.
There will be a Tango & Cash remake with todays sensibilities eventually.
Twerk & Venmo
Mel Brooks is dead.
I read that Rick Moranis said he would never do a sequel because John Candy is dead, so what's the point?
Money, yes, but who the frick would watch it? Zoomers and alphies don't give a frick about Spaceballs, and boomers aren't going to watch it without any of the original cast.
Spaceballs was a dogshit movie.
Ah yes, another sequel to a 30+ year old movie. Should've made a Spaceballs 2 during the late 2000s when Star Wars prequels were sill fresh in peoples minds.
I REMEMBER SPACEBALLS!! THAT'S SOMETHING FROM THE PRE-INTERNET BEFORETIME AND YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN ADAPTATION OR SEQUEL YET!!!
OH MY GODDD ONE OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WITH THE ORIGINAL IS SORT OF INVOLVED WITH THE REBOOT OR SEQUEL??!? I RECOGNIZE THE NAME AND SOMEONE INVOLVED WITH THE ORIGINAL IS SORT OF INVOLVED WITH THE NEW ONE??
I could come up with something better than spaceballs if you gave me a weekend.
The schwartz? Darth helmet? Seriously? Lazy and unfunny.
>Sequel made 30 years after the fact
Yes, that worked out so well for History of The World Part 2
I could have lived without knowing this exists, thanks. It looks like one of those shitty Friedberg/Seltzer movies.
I didn't even know this was a thing.
Looks like absolute dogshit.
Remember the fricking awful cartoon.
Cool.
Here's a good film thoughever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuzIl_qJ3OU
I guess there's been a bunch of space movies over the past 30 years they can mock
prometheus, alien covenent, prequel trilogy, disney wars, gog, 5th element, avatar
but I have a feeling it wont feel fresh and the new stars will have no charisma
>Josh Gad
Immediately dropped.
I would only watch this if josh was playing barf.
Spaceballs sequel is a good idea. There's plenty of shit to make fun of.
Too bad it's going to suck monkey frick.
They will never be allowed to actually properly mock Disney on the big screen. This will be the most toothless and unfunny Mel Brooks movie of all time.
There was already a recent film mocking Star Wars, it was called The Last Jedi.
John Candy is dead though
>John Candy is dead though
Spaceballs came at the right time to parody mainly Star Wars and some of Star Trek and maybe other science fiction series from the time, but no one in the general public is asking for a sequel to this, nearly 40 years later.
This. Also parody of disney wars would just be another disney wars movie
Ah, yes, can't wait for a toothless politically correct sequel to a 40 yo old Mel Brooks movie
I don't get the love people have for Spaceballs and HOTW Pt I, they stink compared to Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles