>spared no expense. >except on the one guy that automated the entire park

>spared no expense
>except on the one guy that automated the entire park

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they also skimped on double bolting the direction signs so they wouldn't spin around which no one ever mentions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hammond didn't use the aircraft bolts and lockwire for all the signs in the park!
      Fricking liberals...

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's the villain in the book, a shady MBA type who puts money before everything else and the lawyer thinks he is insane and is trying to shut down the park.

    Spielberg was mad at his lawyer so swapped the roles in the movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even remember there being a lawyer in the book. I do remember the chaperone guy who slowly gets killed by a baby trex for like 5 chapters around the same point the lawyer would have died though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is a lawyer, he survives and is actually a pretty stellar guy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Didn’t he end up being a badass who killed a few raptors with a shotgun? Haven’t read the book in over a decade

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't remember, he's like one of the few people that isn't a shit bag though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't remember if he kills any raptors, but he's not completely useless. However, at the end of the book when Grant and Ellie want to go into and gas the raptor nests near the end, Gennarro refuses until Muldoon threatens to rape him with a cattle prod if he doesn't go with them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and he has the same name in the book. Gennaro. Although he's described as younger and Cinemaphile in the book, and he survives.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >malcolm is old and fat and dies
          >survives in the sequel
          Chrichton wasnt a good writer despite me adoring 4 of his books.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Spielberg basically forced him to write TLW and didn't even use much of it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Chrichton
            I couldn’t finish Prey. Just felt like Tom Clancy, too much story that outfilled the message.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              man Tom Clancy has to be the worst writer thats supposedly popular.I thought i was moronic reading dialogue a book of his if there were more than two people in a room, it was unclear who was talking. characters will use a last name but he's saying their first name. I don't really believe anyone finishes his books

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Paperback writers make a living off of people who have literally nothing to do

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i get it when its entertainment, just formulaic stories to pass time, but some of them are just painful to experience.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve tried to finsh 3 Clancys and I just can’t do it, they’re way longer than they need to be and about 3/4 in I just don’t give a shit anymore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >who slowly gets killed by a baby trex for like 5 chapter
        The book is full of shit like this. Miserable little airport novel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the main villain in the book was Dodgeson?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought the main villain in the book was Dodgeson
        That's the Lost World. The main villain in the first book is the velociraptors and I'm not memeing. If you want a human antagonist then Hammond is it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hammond got ate by Compies in the book while still in a delusion of getting “control” and making a fortune.
        The film redeems Hammond as a well-intentioned man with a dream who realized the error of his ways “playing God.”
        In the novel, he is unrepentant and dies still convinced he is in control.
        Robert Muldoon also survives in the novel and is instrumental in saving the “main characters.” He has a rocket launcher instead of a shotgun and uses it to destroy a Raptor and tranquilize the T-Rex. A scene that seemed to have been handed over to Roland in JP2.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Something I liked in the book the movies all ignore is the idea that these aren't really "Dinosaurs" they're just bio engineered products complete with version numbers (T-Rex version 2.4).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Henry Wu also wanted to update the dinos to be slower and docile because of public perception fears, like the large animals "moving too fast".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The first passage in the novel explains that generic engineering has exploded everywhere and Jurassic Park was just one of many such incidents.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People love pointing this out when all the people running the park were corrupt morons. They also fail to mention how Malcolm is a million times more annoying in the book too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        everyone who does math is annoying

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone who does math is annoying
          If I had a nickel for every time this happened.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm annoyed by what I don't understand.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Malcolm keeps passing out
            >waking up to be the voice of the author
            >passes out again
            >wakes up to give another speech
            >since and repeat
            The movie changed almost every character in some way and one of the best decisions was combining g all of Malcolm's lectures into one or two scenes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Chrighton and Spielberg were friends and the movie version and the book version were written along side each other. Chrighton told Speilburg the idea before he ever started writing it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I assume Crichton was making fun of some pop culture writer or figure head with Malcolm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the main villain in the book was Dodgeson?

      Main villain is the dinosaurs eating people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part was the hypocrisy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How is that evil though? They need to eat and it's entertaining to watch.
        Violating safety regulations is pretty devilish though. Same goes for exploitative labor contracts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eating meat is evil. The dinosaurs were meant to be on a healthy, ethical, moral vegan diet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kill all lawyers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spielberg lost $100 million in his divorce in 1989, probably explains it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even remember there being a lawyer in the book. I do remember the chaperone guy who slowly gets killed by a baby trex for like 5 chapters around the same point the lawyer would have died though

      There was a lawyer and he wasn't the jerk he was in the movies. The lawyer in the movie was a PR guy in the book.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I figured the lawyer getting eaten by the t rex was Spielberg sperging at suits, the rest of the graphic deaths are obscured/off screen

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was 1993, there was only one guy who knew how to automate the park

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He did a blind bid, Denis was the lowest bidder and when he saw the scope of the work tried to increase his budget but Hammond refused so Denis is locked in a contract he is losing money on and doesn't have the finances to get a lawyer to break it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're just making shit up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its true. he was in over his head and didn't know the scope of the job until he got there. he basically has to live at his desk because he's doing everything himself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The book goes into more detail about the logistics of operating the park and how Hammond was a greedy liar.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its in the movie too, its just not explicitly spelt out. there's some cool observations you can find online that shows how much the park was just for show, and thrown together

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >you can find online
              On what? An incel virgin forum? Frick off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've been posting on here since 2009

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                newbie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >2009
                Fricking lol

                Not him but that's 15 years, Cinemaphile's only been around 21. At this point being here before 2016 is good. Hell, there's people posting here BORN after 2009

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i've been here since 2008

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cancer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >2009
                Fricking lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The why are you still a little baby?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite part in the book is the scene where they figure out that the dinosaurs are reproducing by just asking the computer system to track more dinosaurs than they are supposed to have, as the entire system had been made with the assumption that there was a fixed number of dinosaurs and it would only alarm the park operators if they were unable to find as many dinosaurs as they were supposed to have.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nedry calls Hammond out about the amount of work he’s doing for what he bid for the job, and it’s made clear that this has been an ongoing thing. He also criticises Hammond for being cheap with him to Dodgson.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it really is a movie where pretty much all the dialogue serves a purpose, no scene is wasted.The more you pay attention the more you understand whats going on.i feel like its a perfect movie in a lot of ways

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the number of people in existence who could do even a shitty job of programming a pc let alone at an industrial level was like 18 guys and they all worked in defence or finance

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking about this the other night.
        What if Dennis Nedry was only the lowest bidder BECAUSE he was doing espionage?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb frick zoomer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yet a 12 year old girl managed to hack in and fix it after he nuked it.
      Yas queen slay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was the boy in the book but it was cooler in the movie. Hacker bio girls are kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was the boy in the book but it was cooler in the movie. Hacker bio girls are kino

        They didn't even hack it in either version. Timmy got lucky in the novel because Lex was hitting random buttons and in the film Lex just followed the fricking GUI.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't even hack it, they just used the computer normally as intended. Which is only impressive in the 90s when everyone is tech illiterate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the gta 6 hacker was 18 years old, austic, and stole rockstars gta 6 data using a...smart tv, while in custody awaiting trial for a previous hack. he was being watched by cops in a hotel room awaiting his next court date, and managed to steal like a hundred videos of gta 6. with a firestick and a cellphone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He had insider information. He isn’t a savant he just knew how to get into the network via vpn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and. if todays security is that fricking shit, how good could it of been in the 90s. remember, the entire system was operated by an overworked, underpaid fat guy who outright conspired and took action to steal from the company, using his direct access to the system to compromise the system. you think that dude was actually making sure the system was secure?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that chili with sea bass was dreadful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *chilean sea bass*

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NEDRY HAD AN A+ CERT THEY HAD TO HIRE HIM

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was he actually underpaid?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How does $24K a year sound?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In 1993? Great

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’d work there on that island for free so… good?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The Jannie said, janitorially

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would you eat chilli and sea bass?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i always figured dennis nedry was getting paid a lot already but he was just a greedy piece of shit. he thought because he was super tech smart that he deserved an absurd amount of money for running the park

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this too. Programmers are lazy, greedy fricks anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its pretty clear he's not lazy, he lives at his desk because he's always working. the messiness and trash some people might think it means he's disorganized but i see it more as that was basically his home

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so they are rebooting it with the guy who adapted the first two movies. I think it would actually be cool to see it more like the book, and a little more horror.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You just built a car without re-inventing the wheel? You'll kill us all. I am very intelligent.
    deep...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I call it the rape of engineering.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nedry is just 'nerdy' with two letters swapped around
    >Because he's the computer guy and nerdy

    Bravo Spielstein.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean bravo Chrichton

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't read the book

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doctor Petrie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Him and Ozzy were too good for that sequelshit.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey uh does anyone want some jambalaya I was gonna go to the soup stand and get some jambalaya you know something cajun I’ve been eating a lot of cream soups I thought maybe something spicy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the best in the park!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, that's the point - he was flawed and made mistakes and told lies which lead to the parks downfall. he desperately needed more money. or are you so autistic you think you're pointing out a mistake in the script?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the raptor nest scene being one of the most tense moments in a book I've read and they didn't include it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    on the one guy that automated the entire park
    cisco sucks

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's kind of the joke. The book goes into great detail on how they skimped on a lot of things, including Nedry's salary because he was in trouble for corporate hacking or something and they thought they could get him cheap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >including Nedry's salary because he was in trouble for corporate hacking or something and they thought they could get him cheap.
      that just sounds like poor planning at this point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hammond on the book was a scumbag and was essentially blackmailing Nedry to work for the park. They hired him for just certain things, he told them how much he'd do it for, then when he's working they start asking for more and more for no extra pay, and eventually demanding he do all sorts of extra things plus telling him if he quits he'll be blacklisted and their lawyers will be after him etc.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >lets hire someone who hacks companies to do our companies tech and then treat him poorly, what could go wrong?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They hired him for just certain things, he told them how much he'd do it for, then when he's working they start asking for more and more for no extra pay
          Sounds like every job I have ever had

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nedry's a Kinnoisseur and watches kinos on his side monitor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kinnosaur

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            …y-you’ve got Kinosaurs on the board?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It also means he was storing digital movies on Jurassic Park's hard drives during a time period when storage was about $500 per gigabyte

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have to cut corners somewhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, you don't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The idea was to cut corners on the number of employees they needed to keep on staff and ended up fricking the guy that was making that happen.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There weren't any dinosaurs in the film they were just chimeras of pre-existing animals. That's what the flea circus speech was really about and why he brought the paleontologists. To see if he could trick them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its also the chilean seabass line. there's no such thing, its something someone figure out they could call a different trash fish so people would eat it and pretend its fancy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chilean Seabass does exist. It was just originally called something shitty like Chilean Dogfish. So a israelite bought a load, nobody would buy it from him, it was usually thrown overboard... then he gave it to a chef he knew and asked him to cook it. He did. Served to some guests, who loved it. Kept on serving it. They then said 'we can't call it dogfish... lets call it Chilean Seabass!' and that worked. Lots of things are called lots of things. Jerusalem Artichokes are neither artichokes nor from Israel. Welcome to marketing.
        >um achtually I know this I was making a point about them parading something instead of what it was
        Except we already had the scene of 'they're not really dinosaurs' way earlier and Chilean Seabass is what it is called now. Since things change.

        Did you know that Maine Lobster was considered trash food in the early days of the USA? In fact, so trash was it, it was fed to fricking PRISONERS. Now it's one of the most prized things in the sea, so much so that even if you got the exact same species of lobster but from outside Maine, people can tell the difference (and there is a difference).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >In fact, so trash was it, it was fed to fricking PRISONERS
          You left out the part where it was considered so trash that there were laws limiting the amount of lobster that could be served to prisoners because it was considered inhumane. It mostly became popular thanks to rationing during the world wars.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Servants in the early days in America had it in their contracts that they could only be served Salmon (then cheap a shit-fish) so many times a week.

          And yeah, lobster was so abundant those days they would just wash up on the beaches from overcrowding and homeless people would cook and eat them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you know that Maine Lobster was considered trash food in the early days of the USA? In fact, so trash was it, it was fed to fricking PRISONERS.
          yeah I already knew that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes. you just expanded what i pointed out. the story of Chilean sea bass is relevant, because the name was changed to imply its something else, a bass. the dinosaurs were not dinosaurs. they are being called dinosaurs to sell to an audience. its a very easy analogy to grasp.

          And yeah, i'm pretty sure everyone knows about lobsters doofus.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Except we already had the
            >They aren't dinosaurs because we can't get 100% of the genome, so we use frogs to fill in the blanks
            We already know they're not dinosaurs. The whole start of the film is about leading up to this supposedly revolutionary thing, claimed no expense spared (by the lawyer) and when they turn up it looks the business, but things clearly aren't. Then you (as the audience) learn along with the protags that this isn't what you were told it would be. Hell, the scene in the movie theatre when the restraint is tight and can't be lifted shows how the money has been skimped and you're being (here it is, get ready!) taken for a ride! As in, tricked! GET IT?

            The Chilean Seabass line has no meaning because by this point we've already been shown that the park isn't as good as claimed and there are major issues. Because at this point, Chilean Seabass is a gourmet food and the kind of thing that a restaurant claiming to be top end would be serving. Finally, if you want to be REALLY picky, you could argue that the Chilean Seabass line shows how Hammond got his priorities wrong; he put money into gourmet food instead of better security, staff and other aspects of the park (again, we see this with the 'why don't the cars have locks on?' scene).

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it has meaning, because it shows the kind of person he is. its a cheap fish, he's always talking about not sparing expenses. its related to the fact he is sparring expenses. the audience doesn't know that exactly yet. yes, we know they aren't dinosaurs, but that doesn't render it meaningless. it shows another example of his overarching character being cheap, but dressing things up as if they are not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But Chilean Seabass wasn't a cheap fish. That's the point. It was an expensive fish because of the hype in the 80's. He literally bought the most expensive food possible and served it, instead of putting that money into security and infrastructure. That's the point. He thought that dinosaurs were dumb animals and you could just put up some fences and all is well. He didn't a cheap fish, that's the exact point of the scene. He's eating gourmet food while Alan and kids are fighting for their lives. It's not a case of 'he bought cheap fish and called it that' because Patagonian Dogfish was already a popular fish that rich people ate. That's my point. That's the point of the scene.

                if you want to get autistic about finances then how did a man that is apparently so hard up that he argues the toss over the pay of one of his like 3 employees able to afford a private island of what appears to be at least several thousand acres, the infrastructure for the park itself, and then all the nitty gritty of putting not-dinosaurs in it. the capx on that would be 10s of billions, the cost of fricking sea bass to feed guests wouldn't even factor in.

                Except you do the minimum to get the park up and then you market to rich people. Like he did there. The scene also shows how he is split from the 'classes'. He is eating while Alan is out there. Much like IRL richgays eat richgay food while people suffer. It's about him being in a different world. Hell, she even tells him that, basically and then she is like 'Yeah the soup is good' showing how you can be tempted. You get things throughout the film about this. I pointed some out; the faulty braces, the car doors not locking etc. It's all about hubris and thinking he is in control, but these nods are all about how he has put the money in the wrong places because him and his backers want a specific kind of clientele.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it WAS a cheap fish to source. NOT to buy. it was expensive during markup. he could source the fish cheaply. and it isn't called dogfish, its toothfish or arctic cod. god damn you don't even know what you're saying

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              if you want to get autistic about finances then how did a man that is apparently so hard up that he argues the toss over the pay of one of his like 3 employees able to afford a private island of what appears to be at least several thousand acres, the infrastructure for the park itself, and then all the nitty gritty of putting not-dinosaurs in it. the capx on that would be 10s of billions, the cost of fricking sea bass to feed guests wouldn't even factor in.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he's not necessarily hard up, he's greedy. cutting corners allows him to keep more of the money the investors give him. his whole thing is cutting corners.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                forgetting the dinos for a sec just the procurement of the island, setting up a harbour to move in the materials and equipment to even begin building the place out, supply lines for fuel just to keep the lights on etc - only large and wealthy nation states can do that.
                the closest private example i can think of is musks starbase in boca chica, tx and it's tiny in comparison.
                sorry for the 'tism but if we're going to b***h about the fish dish then i need an explanation of where his funds are coming from, because only states could do it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it was investors, thats why he has the main characters there, so they can vouch for him to sooth the fears of the investors after someone died on the island. its unclear, who they are i guess, but who knows. saudi money or whatever. maybe someone had the island to give away as part of it. the real tech is in the cloning, so whoever could invest in that. Thing is, he can't collect money from that, because investors need it to get back. things he'd make money on would probably be spending less than invested by making more money at the park

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its a patagonian toothfish. its been renamed as a cod or a bass, of which it is neither. its marketing yeah, like Hammond is doing. it speaks to the character

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >people eat the seas equivelant of wienerroach
          Yeah things do change, and rarely for the better. This is a prime example.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you know that Maine Lobster was considered trash food in the early days of the USA? In fact, so trash was it, it was fed to fricking PRISONERS.
          This has been debunked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            who debunked it? lobster chefs?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jesse Ventura actually invented the Chilean Sea Bass dish while he was in the baja with his 50 gallons of potable water. He bought them from the japanese fisherman and fried the stank out of it. Add a little creme fraiche and you’ll be a goddamn culinary tyrannosaurus.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was on the menu at the restaurant I ate at last night. I chose prime rib.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of course the one character tv sympathizes the most with is the fat, lazy, messy, programmer that lives at his desk.

    I bet he posts about how great LotR is all day too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't seem like a fantasy type guy. i think he watches sci fi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He literally cosplays as the boys from The Goonies throughout the entire movie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how can he cosplay as multiple gooners

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He has three different outfits in the movie, and each is a 1:1 for the 3 main lads in Goonies.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Spielberg (who directed one film and produced the other) admitted this was an intentional Easter egg.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think I've ever seen Spielberg make such a kino reference before

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Or like this one, you haven't noticed it yet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, I've noticed every single reference in every Spielberg movie excluding this one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You would have said "I've noticed every reference" just a few minutes ago.
                Just Saiyan.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They are wherever you left them anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You've misunderstood, I was telling you to take your meds.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, I think I have it right.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you do. Because your meds lie there. Untaken.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, you know you have it wrong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you do. Because your meds lie there. Untaken.

                You know I can see your IPs right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there are no mechanical maintenance people, no one to take care of the upkeep of what at the time would have been a very advanced network of computer controlled industrial systems, and on top of that he is responsible for security of the animals along with one guy with a dart gun.
      schools have more personnel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nedry’s death is so tame compared to the book. That shit was horrific.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      After I read the book (I saw the movie first) I always assumed his movie death was just as bad, only we weren’t shown it since the film cuts away with just the sound of his screaming.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every death in the book is gruesome and terrifying. Regis might have had it the worst. Wu gets his back sliced open by a raptor too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dodgsons death in TLW is pretty brutal too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every death in the book is gruesome and terrifying. Regis might have had it the worst. Wu gets his back sliced open by a raptor too

      Makes me think about alternate reality where James Cameron got the rights to the movie and made it into Aline-like horror with dinosaurs. Probably wouldn't be as influential as Spielberg's version but I'm still curious.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he cute, but he no Muldoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ofcorse i'll share him, before you ask. we need more good men

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >link doesn't work
        leg jealousy

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >safety bars dont work
    >car doors dont lock
    >poisonous plants because they look nice
    >hates inspections, they slow everything down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also has like one guy with a gun on the island

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is as if I am in the dinosaur park and the terrifying dinoswawr is coming to eat me, Oh no mister Dino get away from me oh NOOO SHIT HELP

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hammond was going broke the park was losing a ton of money especially after the worker getting ripped apart by a raptor. the entire reason he brought Grant and his frick toy was the people paying for it want some proof it was worth continuing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, they were going to get sued and he wanted expert witnesses to say "no it's totally safe to contain a fricking tyrannosaurus rex behind nothing but some wires"

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hire lowest bidder
    >he spends his time writing gaping porn about a woman he lusts after
    >park falls apart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >picture of a donut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a collection of these yet?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A-Alejandro... You said the Chiliean Sea Bass was safe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nature selected the Chiliean Sea Bass for extinction! It is irresponsible to clone them back to proper population numbers just because you find them tasty!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Condors! If I cloned a bunch of Californian Condors for us to eat, you wouldn't have anything to say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      speilberg keeps killing animals. jaws killed a lot of sharks too. for shame steven. for shame

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >in a couple decades the US military will make my dangerous zoo animals I incompetently created into war machines who take over the planet
    Crichton might has actually liked that angle unironically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The whole disaster at the park was caused by InGen corporate sabotage. It was almost already the main plot device of the first book

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There were lots of reasons the park failed. if it wasn't sabotage it would be something else. that's the main point of the book. complex systems have to fail because there's too many variables.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >complex systems have to fail because there's too many variables
            That's not the point of the book. Arnold even counters it in the novel. The issue is that complex systems are inherently unpredictable and attempting to force order upon chaos is a losing proposition.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Chaos is just having more variables than you can account for. thats the point of the water droplet speech. its not the same because of unaccounted variables. when you say chaos in math, its not like magic chaos or soemthing, its just too many variables we can't detect affecting the outcome

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yet order is, even if poorly and with many faults, the only thing holding together post-industrial civilisation.
              try having this electronic conversation in a world where even the basic tenants of property or trade were just "yea dude whatever ".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Chaos is order though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >complex systems have to fail because there's too many variables
            That's not the point of the book. Arnold even counters it in the novel. The issue is that complex systems are inherently unpredictable and attempting to force order upon chaos is a losing proposition.

            >um... ah... chaos!

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chilean Seabass
    Oh. All this time I thought he was saying "chili and seabass"...

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ctrl + f "bass"

    1/19

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not much chili talk though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im so smart you cant even believe it right now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          did you know the mosquito that was frozen in gold which made those dinosaurs? it was because of the Chaos Condition

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how do you freeze something in gold when molten gold is hot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ice age

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                with chris pratt

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Solid gold is frozen gold. Tmyk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not actually the potato, it’s the different metals you use as electrodes. Tmyk

                Frick off.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah it's called jurrassic park for a reason numbnuts they made a movie about it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I preferred Billy and the Cloneasaurus

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a;most as if he LIED you dumb moron.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Titan submersible disaster was irl Jurassic Park just less violent

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the dinosaurs have feathers. what was their endgame? Why did they come back just to be a scientist test tube baby?

    If doctor hamson was so smart, why didn't he ride a t rex or make one with rubber teeth?

    Where was Alejandro and where did he learn to catch the bass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not real dinos.
      Make money.
      They never existed, this its not a return.
      No saddle that big and rubber teeth werent a thing in the 90s.
      He was on the boat that left.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ahh theey were robot dinos. well if thats the case they should have just shut them off. i guess only newman knew how to do that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >robots
          Lack of blood shouldve been a hint.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            so on top of the massive island that could be a small country he's invented giant robots with the dexterity of boston dynamics best tech demos but weighing several up to several tons, and with cognitive abilities that cutting edge ai software running on super computers can't even begin to do now.
            oh and some kind of unfathomably miniaturised nuclear reactors to power the things.
            and this trillionaire exerts power via the medium of theme parks.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yup, how else did he buy the island from the government?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >oh and some kind of unfathomably miniaturised nuclear reactors to power the things
              Obviously they're battery powered. They charge themselves on the electric fences which is why Muldoon complains about the raptors "attacking the fences in different spots." They were just trying to get some juice. The Rex also wasn't trying to escape it's paddock, it was confused that it wasn't getting charged when it touched the fence.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so to survive turn the power off and wait 5 minutes. even on the cutting edge of 2024 batteries a mechatronic raptor would burn through any pack small enough to fit inside it.
                thats the incredible thing about biological organisms, we are really fricking efficient at existing and turning stuff into fuel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >crocs lose 90% of their mobility and vision unless they "recharge" in the sun
                Yeah no. We're highly inefficient.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the average male of healthy body weight can survive ~3 weeks without food (assuming access to water which is like lubricant in this comparison). take that males fat stores, put it on a plate, and place it next to a battery that could provide the same energy for an equivalent size/strength/capable robot and tell me we aren't efficient.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A potato can power a fan. Fans are highly efficient.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                generally they are. motor and subsonic airfoil design is basically a solved thing.
                the potato isn't working the same way in powering the fan as it is at powering us tho.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not actually the potato, it’s the different metals you use as electrodes. Tmyk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                potatoes are a type of metal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, they’re a legume. Entirely different parts of the periodic table

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh i must have been thinking of corn nuts

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                we convert all sorts of complex molecules directly into energy using acid and throw shapes for weeks.
                homosexual robots need the highest form of refined energy carefully managed and delivered to them in very specific b***hy needy ways (omg its got to be 120v dc and dont you dare go fast or ill cry) to fall over for 5 minutes then anhero.
                humans > robots

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                For now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >lubricant

                you're telling me you can stay alive by gooning?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >we’re
                I’m not a fricking crocodile.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >only needs 10% of its body weight in food a year
                Yeah, crocs are incredibly efficient. You ever wonder why mammals have never been able to take their niche? Clearly not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's why they started eating humans, because our nerves is just a bunch of electricity they could get a charge out of.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not really, i've been on the couch most of the day. and i need to eat more nachos to continue staying awake. robot dinos just need to eat a few people and gyro-spike (technical term) on the electric fence

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >super wealthy
    >serves his guests chili of all things
    excellent foreshadowing of what is to come
    all-time great kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only the finest beans and onions in the chili

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If real chilli isn't supposed to have beans, onions or tomatoes, what the frick do you put in it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i put in eggs, potatoes, rice, and mushrooms. and obviously seabass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"real chilli"
          Lmfao. A chilli is a vegetable. What americ**ts call their not-gumbo is moronic, just like themselves.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hamton should have hired more eggheads and pencil necks and four eyes to make his frog show a frog EPIC

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >post AI garbage
    Very ominous

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For you

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still want to go to a real life Jurassic Park.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We've been over this, everything would have been fine if they had just put the dinos in pits instead of behind fences. The electrical failure would have been irrelevant. The park's design was fundamentally flawed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But digging pits is more expensive than building fences

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not as expensive as the entire park failing and everyone getting eaten

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That is so expensive that the whole operation just shuts down instead such that you don't actually have to pay it, so while you might lose everything you put into the park, you also aren't required to put substantially more into the park in order to get to that point in the first place. The level of risk is determined ultimately by the amount required to be put into it, and it is the same level of risk if the park fails for the reason of being too expensive for anyone to actually come to see it such that you also lose all your money anyway but you will have spent a lot more to get to that point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hammond wanted to be cheap but he also wanted cool spectacle. It's not cool spectacle if Chinese tourists can piss on the dinosaurs from above.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not cool spectacle if Chinese tourists can piss on the dinosaurs from above.
        uh, wrong, id quit my job on the spot for a chance to piss on a dinosaur from above, and im not even chinese. let me jerk it and hit them with friendly fire and ill sell my liver to go

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*laughs in pterodactyl*
      Get fricked, HR roastie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those are pteranodons, casual.
        Pterodactyls don't exist.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The dinosaurs in JP1 are just animals!
    >Except when they have a slasher villain's comedic timing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Comedic" my ass, seeing that face starring at him through the window like that is terrifying.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spared no expense
    >drinks your champagne

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thanks dad

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >taking Nedry's side

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was correct but he should've mapped out his escape route better.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Genetic Power’s The Most Awesome Force The Planet’s Ever Seen"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We do say that word in this theme park, brother

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >TYRANNOSAUUDS
            The AI had literally one job and it failed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            kek

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Welcome, to Jurassic Squat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Life finds a whey

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he would have just played ball for a few more short years before the park went public, Hammond would have made him head of IT and worth millions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not book Hammond

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope the new game is fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based on the trailer and the last 10 years of content, it won't be.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's only as an adult I realized he was the villain, I thought he was a good guy as a kid.
    Greedy corpo mofos deserves to die

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did not expect you gays to still be arguing about this shit when I woke up. Jesus christ.

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