>spend one billion dollars. >a lot of the costumes look like something from Spirit Halloween

>spend one billion dollars
>a lot of the costumes look like something from Spirit Halloween

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, only watch for Morf-fu anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s that big-tittyed sister in the orange dress. She’s definitely the best actress on the show. Steals every scene with her acting prowess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An average looking Welsh 35 year old wine aunt is a goddess to third worlders.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Welsh women are goddess' to third worlders
        lol no, they are brownoid repellent

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Embezzlement potentially
    Pay themselves big bonuses definitely
    Care for lotr zero

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
    They were thinking they'd launder some money

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The "billions of dollars of budget" streaming tv shows are absolutely just theft. It's in plain sight like this because who the frick is going to do anything about it? You can't let those dollars go into something real anyway because that will cause inflation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't have billions of dollars budget, neither does any other streaming show.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the total budget of all the seasons they planned.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that the cope now?
          in 2022 they were saying episodes were 60-100M each

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Acquisition of a customer for Amazons store is so valuable they created an entire fricking streaming platform and gave it to people. Then they purchased another one (twitch) to do the same thing, that whole company operates in the red to funnel people into making amazon purchases. If you think them buying 1 tent pole franchise is soooooo insane it’s proof of the boogeyman, you are fricking moronic. Amazon is easy enough to hate, you don’t have to get hysterical and let your imagination run wild.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, thanks to that terrible show I canceled my Prime after 6 or 7 years. It was a good reminder. So I guess it was good for something.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

    probably “wonder if anyone will know if we just use a bunch of cheap costumes from spirit halloween”

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much of this show is cannon? Can i just read Silmarillion instead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is about as cannon as the Silmarillion, which was obviously made up (in large parts) by Christopher Tolkien

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0%

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes unsurprisingly nobody wants to see a Black person elf in anything tolkien-related

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, the only people who are upset about this are chudcels

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you must be out of touch with regular people

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                regular people love this show, leave the basement every now and then chuddie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one in the real world has ever said anything positive about this show.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, incel. Just the other day I went for a drink with an attractive woman who told me that she loved season 1. Of course, this never happens to you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so you can stop seething then?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am not seething, chud. You are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m having sex right now and I think RoP is horse shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know youre shitposting, but incels are usually left leaning

                https://liberalarts.utexas.edu/news/incels-are-not-particularly-right-wing-or-white-but-they-are-extremely-depressed-anxious-and-lonely-according-to-new-research

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, incel, they are not. They are literally a right wing movement.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Incel identity was creates by a women in the 90s, and incels are more left leaning and feminists

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What an utterly pathetic and delusional cope. Do you really think anyone is going to buy this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                M8 youre trying to hard 2/10

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                says the incel who is trying to tell me that incels are left wing feminists.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the guys I know who can’t get laid/keep a relationship constantly spout left wing talking points.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leftwingers are also shorter, uglier and weaker thsn rightswingers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok incel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice infographic, why doesnt it include the part where 68% of the incels are white?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What an utterly pathetic and delusional cope. Do you really think anyone is going to buy this?

                Right wingers are more likely to start families, incels are mostly left wing “nice guys”

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The shooter was latinx and the chud was right

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know this is a troll, but any good universe has to have a set of rules. unless your universe explicitly sets up rules saying basics of biology, chemistry or physics doesn't apply, people will apply them
              its on you, the story teller, to do this job
              otherwise you're terrible at your job

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is going to watch your garbage, shit stained amazon shill
          And yes, we hate Black folk here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The "black elf" is worse than anything on the other list. But nice try newhomosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Isn’t it 100% women writers now? First of all that sounds horrible but also how is it legal?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually it's Black Elves (Uruk Hai) vs A Black Elf (Infinite Zest)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing worse than black people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How much of this show is cannon?
      0
      >Can i just read Silmarillion instead?
      You should

      It is about as cannon as the Silmarillion, which was obviously made up (in large parts) by Christopher Tolkien

      moron detected

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the shit writing of the Silmarillion. Either Tolkien got seriously demented before he wrote it, or his hack son made it up and passed it off like his father's work, just like Frank Herbert's son.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      read the silmarillion if you want to, but it's not really relevant here, the show is about 90% new material.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        arguably it's 100% new material. some of the events are basically reported in an historical fashion in the appendices of LOTR but there is no actual narrative source behind anything that happens on screen

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the costumes look cheap!
    >the cinematography looks bad!
    Why are these dogshit critiques so common?
    >if audience score <50
    >then npc dialogue = the costumes were so cheap
    If the only responses someone can give to your thoughts are yes or no… it’s not a thought worth sharing. Let’s raise the bar a little, give us something worth discussing instead of just another b***h thread for parrots to squawk in. I hated this show, do you need me to start?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are automatic replies from NPChuds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No matter how much you cry, the costumes still look shit.
      >Numenoreans not wearing the chainmail they are frequently described as wearing
      >Instead they wear plastic stormtrooper armor
      Its embarassing how cheaply made the show looks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it looks cheap… because… because it looks cheap!
        >it wasn’t exactly like the source so it’s bad!!!! I want the EXACT WORDS from the source shown to me on the screen. I need the same story fed back to me in a new medium so it’s easier to consoooooom
        2 pleb critiques back to back. It really is an npc dialogue tree. Fidelity to the source is not inherently a good thing, and deviations aren’t inherently bad. Unless your goal is to make a franchise easier to consooom for a wider audience. If I want the source I’ll enjoy it again in the authors intended medium, if I want an adaptation it needs to expand, say something new, or show a new perspective. Or I suppose a remake is ok as an art exercise on reflection, like the psycho movie. But again, demanding the same exact thing be translated on screen to “do it justice” is just plebs begging for easier consumption and member berries. An adaptation can be good or bad on its own.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >explain how it looks cheap
          >leftoid ignores it to post WORDSWORDSWORDs
          Go back to twitter. This will never be your site.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >staying true to the source material makes it "easier to consoom"
          cope harder moron, I seriously hope youre just baiting. all of the changes made from the source material in the LOTR films were done to make it more palatable to the average audience, and thats a good thing (which we might agree on)

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >thinks budgets matter in an economic zone that runs off debt
    Lel, but they'll go bankrupt in 2 more weeks bro!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    197874179
    197874270
    >Season 2 gets announced
    >Amazon resurrects its armies of third worlder shills
    Like clockwork

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy here come the shills

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm reading the books right now and just want lord of the rings threads

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here comes the anti-shill trying to still force his meme, like clockwork. You have tried for years, give it up chuddie.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron is a jeet now? One of the only things they got right was the s1 Sauron.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KUYASHI

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $750 million went to the DNC

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 billion for 3 seasons

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its literally money laundering/embezzlement. This isn't even new. Some film, might have been the original star wars, paid one of the actors a percent based on how much the film made. ever since then, with rare exceptions for A list stars like decaprio and hanks, movies never turn a profit. Return of the Jedi never turned a profit, men in black never turned a profit and the harry potter movies all "lost" money. its literally the producers but real. I'm sure the israelites making RoP are just pocketing most of the budget for themselves. idk how the funding actually works for amazon shows in specific, but the whole ESG thing works in general because mega rich companies like blackrock control public employee pension funds and use that to pay out to ESG companies

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where the hell is season 2, i thought this shit was supposed to be released by now. Did they give up or some shit i thought this was a big thing

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't even finish watching this show
    It joins the small list of shows I absolutely could not continue watching
    For comparison, I finished The Walking Dead.

    Halo (season 2 episode 4)
    Picard (season 2 episode 4)
    Star Trek Discovery (season who cares)
    and now, Rings of Power.

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