>spend shitload of money on therapy and rehabilitation. >it does absolutely nothing

>spend shitload of money on therapy and rehabilitation
>it does absolutely nothing

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe he should have done less drugs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, drugs completely shits on you.
      >be sad
      >do drugs, magically became happy
      >keep doing drugs, need a bigger amount of drugs to keep being happy
      >at some point drugs only keep you in a emotionless state
      >stop doing drugs, and it makes you wish you were sad as you were before taking drugs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be sad
        >do drugs, magically became happy
        only someone who never took drugs can parrot this moronic bullshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he should have done more drugs

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to want to be rehabilitated for it to work. He clearly didn't.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a Blackni. Have two.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make sobriety your thing
    >drown in a k hole

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make sobriety your thing
      >can't shut up about it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's isufferable.
        Even I'm in the program I still can't stand people who make it their whole identity.

        And his voice.. UGH.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duuuude, Bam, it's toooootally about the sobriety, man!
        It's got nothing to do with money!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why oh why did they do this to cortana

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You thought they'd let Cortana be a hot little piece?
        Lol
        Lmao

        No. Cortana has to look like the world's most mid looking 41 year old.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >k hole
      wtf is a khole?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a state ketamine gets you into

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he actually die from ketamine?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he got fricked up on ketamine and drowned

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've almost drowned from smoking weed and jumping into a hot tub in the middle of winter.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a loser thats how it works moron

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only morons actually waste money on therapy/rehab thinking it helps. Celebs mostly do it for the clout and image rebranding. Noncelebs have no reason to do it.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some demons are unslayable, it all comes down to the genetic lottery

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not all genetics. resolve is as much nurture as it is nature

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        free will doesn’t exist

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it does

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we're all just atoms bro, thats it!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does, israelites however wants to hinder it.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost as if rehab is just a money scam and the only thing that is going to drag you out of addiction is your willpower. But the thing is that if you get addicted to something you're willpower is already too weak.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sy5GUOW.jpg

      >spend shitload of money on therapy and rehabilitation
      >it does absolutely nothing

      He fell for the "addiction is a disease therefore not my fault" rehab. I was disappointed to find out that he was bitter at his co-stars because they weren't "afflicted" with the same "disease" he was. I understand that some substances can be physically addicting, but at the end of the day it's all about choice.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t understand anything You admit some substances can be addictive but then go back to well it’s a choice just to feel superior that alcoholism is a weakness instead of a fundamental physical change in the brain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really anon you honestly believe that dealing with drug addiction is the one thing humans haven't been able to improve through all our years working on it?
      >the only thing that is going to drag you out of addiction is your willpower.
      Is such a fricking pull yourself up by your bootstraps bullshit response. Yes your own investment in your sobriety is of course important but without a supportive group, new things to take up your time and learning to deal with whatever emotions you were hiding from in a non destructive way all are important.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats sort of the thing with addicts is that they forfeit 10-20-30 years of emotional development due to numbing out everything through drugs that when they try to get clean, they have the emotional coping skills of a teenager and about 30 years of poor life decisions, ruined relationships, regrets and shit to deal with when they come down back to reality.

    So most just dont want to deal with that so they just go back to what they know, being an addict. Kinda the same way some neet hikimori trying to get back into the workingforce after having sat on their ass for 15 years, dropping out of high school, never going to parties, never had friends. For alot of people, that hill is way too steep so they just go back to what they know best.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kinda the same way some neet hikimori trying to get back into the workingforce after having sat on their ass for 15 years

      This anon has it right. I came into some money at 25 and decided I would just buy a small home and just spend a whole year playing video games and watching tv, and then it turned into "just one more year" and so on and so fourth until 10 fricking years had gone by and I was down to $4,000 in the bank. I got my realtor's license online and when I walked into a brokerage I felt like I had landed on another planet. It took about 4 years to get used to real life, and I'm still a little off. I remember keeping a picture of my living room on my desk until someone asked me why I had a picture of my living room on my desk. Of course they wouldn't understand.

      Why didn't he just stop? I stopped smoking, it was tough but I did it.

      >Why didn't he just stop? I stopped smoking, it was tough but I did it.
      Yeah I've never understood that one. I was addicted to opiates and I just stopped. It was a pain in the ass, but I just stopped. I think that's the secret no one wants to talk about; the best way to stop doing drugs is just to stop. I think when the solution to a huge problem is too simple we as humans naturally reject it, because there must be "more to it" when in reality it's just about allowing your brain to remap itself, and no you can't get high "one more time" even years later because then it activates all the old mapping. That's neuroplasticity for ya.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when I walked into a brokerage I felt like I had landed on another planet. It took about 4 years to get used to real life, and I'm still a little off.
        I feel like the "reconnecting to real life" problem isn't talked about enough these days. There are so many of us out there that got disconnected from the community somehow. Sometimes it's drugs, sometimes it's just wanting to be alone, sometimes it's because people get sick or fall into a coma for years. But when they finally come to, what awaits them? I keep thinking of the movie Castaway when he finally gets off the island and comes home, only to find that everybody has moved on without him. His old life is gone forever. Now what? He's just some stranger to everybody now. Should he get a job at Walmart and try to use his coworkers to fill the hole in his life where a healthy neighborhood full of people that know and care about him should be?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The living room picture thing isn't a bad idea, even as hilarious as it sounds.

        Genuinely clever idea. Good job.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit... lagit never thought of it this way before. hits home because i've dealt with alcoholism (shitty abusive childhood).

      always thought these 'recovered' celebrities were still crazy just cuz it's Hollywood

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Junkie scum

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most serious addicts need to go through recovery a dozen times before it works

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was unironically a good guy, just had his demons to deal with. This isn’t unusual for a lot of people in society.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not unusual.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically a good guy
      he always came off as a better than thou moron in interviews. norm may have been right about him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did norm say

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing too bad he just paints a picture of a person that seems insufferable

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          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds more like artie lang talking shit

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              doesn't seem like something he'd lie about, artie was one of his closer friends

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                artie is a junkie and an butthole. I don't trust a word that comes out of his mouth and no doubt he is jealous of matthew perry because matthew perry was more successful than him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it's a judgement call at the end of the day but I never found artie to be a guy to lie about this stuff. There's another vid of him recounting a story about him and norm meeting Bob Ueker with norm in the room confirming all of it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Artie telling a story that he was actually present for is a bit different than Artie essentially saying "Norm told me a story about Matthew Perry and now I think Mathew Perry is an butthole". Artie doesn't give Norms opinion of Mathew Perry there. He tells a story Norm told him, and then Artie reaches his own conclusions about Perry based on that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and now I think Mathew Perry is an butthole
                He doesn't say that though did you watch the video? It's just a story about Matthew Perry on SNL, I'm the one who came away with the impression he seems like an butthole. Again it's a judgement call if you wanna believe him or not up to you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, then you say that Matthew Perry is insufferable based on a story that Artie Lang heard from Norm Macdonald that you heard on youtube. This conversation started because you said "Maybe Norm was right" yet you haven't provided anything that Norm actually said first hand and now are denying that Norm said anything at all. Guess you've been the butthole here all along.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you say that Matthew Perry is insufferable based on a story that Artie Lang heard from Norm Macdonald that you heard on youtube
                Yea that's correct, problem dickhead?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay moron nice chatting with you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea have a nice night c**t

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                How was he a good guy? People say this about everyone who's even vaguely polite and if they're openly buttholes, they say they're "honest." It's peak sheeple behavior to talk like this.

                Why does he deserve the dicksucking?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really care if Matthew Perry was an butthole or not, my main point here is that Artie Lang is an butthole too.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay yeah he's a gay too but the original thing was you getting upset at someone saying Perry is was an butthole

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i asked what Norm said about him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one suggested he was "ironically" a good guy. Stop wedging "unironically" (not a real word) into posts all the time. It's like "literally"; it doesn't actually enhance what you're saying. Stupid fricking kids.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was he a good guy? People say this about everyone who's even vaguely polite and if they're openly buttholes, they say they're "honest." It's peak sheeple behavior to talk like this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just had his demons to deal with
      That's pretty antisemitic of you to say

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just stop? I stopped smoking, it was tough but I did it.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rip dune guy
    https://www.oocities.org/hollywood/chateau/1966/biography.html

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drugs bad, keep waging plebs, you don't need the soaring highs elite celebrities like me get to experience *does drugs secretly*

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He beat women apparently

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trust israeli pseudoscience
    >it doesn't work
    Woah, oh well at least the psychiatrist could afford a real nice Bar Mitzvah for his son

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *whoa

      Fricking moron. Always the ones obsessed with israelites too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not an argument

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        NYA but you need to Go Back
        You fricking slimy israelite

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Noooo, you're not supposed to notice things!!
        >Naming the israelite is ultra plus non good bad-boy-speak!!1
        have a nice day, the troon way ideally.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to actually want to stop doing drugs, otherwise it doesn't matter how much rehabilitation you pay for

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Jesus Christ can change your life

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He absolutely ethered keanu in his book.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IM THE ONE GODDAMN IT. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeli therapy never does anything, it's just another grift.

    the only thing that can pull you away from sin is the Lord

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing that I don't understand is why these billionaire celeb druggies don't hire a druggiesitter to make sure they don't drown/choke to death when they get wasted/high

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard he sent his assistant out to get a new phone for him that day and she found him that way when she got back. So apparently he had someone around but I guess he was confident enough in his use to let her out for a little bit.
      But yeah if it were me I'd definitely have dedicated drug sitters. I don't do anything aside from drink and smoke cigs though, not anymore.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just paid others to hear himself talk

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he probably an hero'd

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stop being a cokehead
    >nooooo
    >dies
    Not too much to analyze there

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friends, lovers and blub blub blub blub blub blub blub

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Matthew Perry
    >Trick Jennifer Aniston into doing this scene without pasties
    >Falls in love with her
    >She wont have him
    >He falls into depression
    >Dies
    Many such cases.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lift heavy things over head
    Sad head voice goes away

    t. Bybon, son of Phola

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is the answer to what does someone with too much money actually do with it. I think it was a power trip for him. I read he was an abusive piece of shit to women. Very manipulative as well. Dropping big money on therapy was probably a game to him. I see a lot of similarities in Hunter Biden's self pitying chat messages. Always playing the victim while treating the women in his life life shit.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What demons did this guy have? All I know is divorced parents? I’ve had about 7 and I’ve been sober 2 years and no AA or spending 3 million on Thai rebabs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meant 7 aces (adverse childhood experiences)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's just an arrogant c**t who treated women like shit. He was a drunk who got injured and developed an addiction to painkillers because people were complaining about his drinking. That led to other drugs.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had an argument with my dad over this because he unironically bought the "nooooo he sorted his life out he was sober!" crap. Weird really because normally he'd take the "druggie died big whoop" attitude.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was miserable and completely dead inside even while he was young and making piles of Friends money. The grim reaper did him a favor. RIP Matthew Perry.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Julia Roberts, Neve Campbell, Yasmin Bleeth, Heather Graham, Lauren Graham, Lizzy Caplan. This guy fricked. If he couldn't be happy there's no hope for the rest of us

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy was messaging porn stars on instagram kek, also:
    >guy makes a bland joke about Keanu Reeves in his book thinking the narrative about Keanu Reeves is the same as it was in the 90s (really bad actor, goodl ooking but dumb) and not his modern Internet narrative (wholesome heckin' dude one).
    >edits that out of future books

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