Spider-Boy

It has been over one year since his first appearance
Now that the dust has settled, what do you think of him?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's certainly a character that exists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The twist is that he isn't

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He sucks and I hope he dies in some shitty event and never comes back.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And thats what we all feel about Miles
      Now returning to Spider-Boy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When the Dan Slott Shill Squad suddenly showed up in Cinemaphile again, since Slott's first and foremost mistake was literally being alive until this debuted, the foremost "argument" in favor of Spider-Boy was "Miles is worse".
        Over a year later, nothing has changed.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of this character?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slott wants Miles Morales money. Of course, I doubt they'll ever bother adapting this character into any Spider-Man media.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he's not ethnic enough and they can't use the race card if people don't like him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's bad enough that he looks like one of those shitty toyline exclusive characters they'd make in the 90s. All he's missing is a web-blaster or something.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They should have went full-on nineties toy cartoon and call him some shit like The Spider-nator.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just described the Amalgam Spider-Boy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            still better than this shit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Funny enough I think he's probably showing up in Spider-Boy #9 since it's a multiverse story and has this line as part of the solicit:

              >Featuring at least one Spider you’ve seen before but NEVER on these mighty Marvel pages.
              Seeing as it comes out in July and the DC vs. Marvel omnibus comes out the next month I think there's a non-zero chance that we see Amalgam Spider-Boy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good point. I've also seen the hunch people have that the character being referred to is the Spider-verse film version of Miguel since he is on the cover with the same design from the movie.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That would be lame and boring and disappointing and not interesting like an Amalgam character and since this is both Slott and current Marvel I'm now expecting it to be that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Could they even do an Amalgam character? I thought DC also owned the characters since they are fusions, and they needed to sign off on whatever the other wants to do with them. It's why Amalgam Spider-Boy didn't appear in Across the Spider-Verse despite being in a piece of concept art.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the Amalgam stuff is getting rereleased so it's possible things got hashed out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting. Usually Disney can be stubborn.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He look like spider gwen without the hood. Which is the only notable thing about her design in my opinion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White racists incels hate Miles, so they made another Spider-boy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crackers fear the inevitable
        Exhibit A

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But Miles canonically loves penis!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            House of glass, anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate both. Too many Cooks!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >AI slop

    • 4 weeks ago
      DoctorGreen

      counterpoint:
      What's the point of any superhero?
      The answer is None. they only exist because hack couldn't get their stuff in newpapers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A superhero, like any protagonist character, still need to have a strong theme grounding their story that makes it about something more than just two dudes in spandex slap-fighting each during a bank robbery. If there isn't a point to the story being told, its just confetti.
        Just because DC and Marvel want to stay on a treadmill pumping out low-effort slop to beg money off of its audience until the sun burns out doesn't mean you should lower your standards to their level.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like someone pitched some stories/ideas that were considered too "weird" for typical Spider-Man stuff, so they came up with an similarly weird Spider-Man character to make said stories feel less out of place.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dan Slott (attempt at) Royalty Machine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't blame him. He recently got married so there isn't anything wrong with having some stable financial security in America.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          serious contender for world's smallest violin moment if I've seen one

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean? Everyone needs money to survive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To get the child and pedo audiences

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wondering the same thing here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute shota Spider.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Found it.
          https://twitter.com/shigarakikin/status/1774277634324631589

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ty anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The very first issue had the best artstyle for Bailey.

        To think he has the largest dick out of any of the spider-rip offs…

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wh-What

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        second that the best boi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ramos wants to have an OC that people like and be a positive part of the spider legacy forever.
      because his art is decent but not jaw dropping.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shotacon audience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one asked.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like him so far. His villains are the type of wacky stuff I expect from comics. The hate around him is ridiculously over the top sometimes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slott bad >:(

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Spy-D

    A cheap robin knockoff and a desperate attempt to get attention in a dying medium by a writer who's barely even mediocre.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of his stories are good and some aren't. The pacing could be better.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally 95% of his fanbase are just pedophiles on Cinemaphile

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POST THE FANART!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crackers fear the inevitable
        Exhibit A [...]

        > And unlike Miles he isn't getting wanked into the stratosphere as the "Cooler Spider-Man
        relatively speaking. Miles is cooler than Peter in many aspects. His fashion sense. His hobbies. The fact he can talk to his parents about his problems alone is far more intriguing than some husk of an aunt.
        >And he IS in fact "doing his own thing", with his own rogue's gallery and everything.
        Don't see any of you complaining about that lame beaner cyberpunk ripoff and his villains copy pasted from Peter's. There's no contract that says a villain can't have two heroes or is there?

        It's nice that they're trying to be progressive by pairing Miles with a trans woman, but honestly they should make him gay instead.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >His fashion sense

          I give you that, the suit is ugly but Peter can never rock the hair. And I don't understand you guys. Every single time you fight for hate.be it slavery to kkk to nazi Germany. Every time you lose yet you still choose the loser sides. Why's that?

          So a cute mixed kid falls in love with an aryan ballerina princess. Big deal!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you Baileygays usually have to deal with this stupid shit in your threads?

        White racists incels hate Miles, so they made another Spider-boy

        Crackers fear the inevitable
        Exhibit A [...]

        > And unlike Miles he isn't getting wanked into the stratosphere as the "Cooler Spider-Man
        relatively speaking. Miles is cooler than Peter in many aspects. His fashion sense. His hobbies. The fact he can talk to his parents about his problems alone is far more intriguing than some husk of an aunt.
        >And he IS in fact "doing his own thing", with his own rogue's gallery and everything.
        Don't see any of you complaining about that lame beaner cyberpunk ripoff and his villains copy pasted from Peter's. There's no contract that says a villain can't have two heroes or is there?

        [...]
        I give you that, the suit is ugly but Peter can never rock the hair. And I don't understand you guys. Every single time you fight for hate.be it slavery to kkk to nazi Germany. Every time you lose yet you still choose the loser sides. Why's that?

        So a cute mixed kid falls in love with an aryan ballerina princess. Big deal!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not always. I guess things are quiet in Israel at the moment.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Considering that whenever Israel receives actual bombardment or has any kind of disaster the BBC posting on /b/ slows to a crawl you might be right.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I make one lame joke and the power of inceldia come crashing down upon me

          How is that my fault?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >post moronic shit
            >double down
            >"Dude it was just a joke! Muh incels!"
            Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Will never be Canon
              >Will always be forced
              >No cute black and white contrast
              >No cute teenage drama
              >No family like miles and Gwen
              >No shared peters to grieve over or two cop dad's to love
              >No chemistry whatever

              Petergays keep seething. But then again all racists keep losing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Petergays keep seething

                >Good story
                >First movie adaptation of the character origins and love interest
                >Critically acclaimed successe. Oscar winning masterpiece. Make double its budget
                You Petergays still seething about bad writers not doing proper work when in reality miles presence alone saved the franchise and gave it a great couple romance that everyone fall in love with Gwen after her corpse been lying dead rotting for years.

                >You Petergays

                Daily reminder that this is the same schizo who posts "Spockgays", "X-gays", "Spider-gays" etc and creates fake arguments

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ let it die already. The more you feed the more they sneed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > gets mad when I point out the real reason Bailey exist and-or getting attention

          Just admit you hate Miles cause he’s black and I’ll be on my way

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not dignifying your petty ass by telling you what you want to hear. Piss off.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, we sometimes deal with an annoying pair of shotagays when there is no new issue. Otherwise this is not a problem.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Generally not. Just a few 'Bailey is for older men" type gays popping in for a second.
          His books have been, overally, entertaining. I hate to admit it because Slott was such a bad Spidey writer, but credit where credit is due. Bailey's pretty original compared to Miles and he's doing his own thing, unlike Miles.
          That being said, Bailey doesn't have a race card to play, so I doubt they'll be shy from shoving him down the memory hole eventually.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, Bailey's fans are 99% gay pedos but they're distracted by another thread right now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off with your psyop.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I only come here to see if anyone posted anything Squirrel Girl x Bailey.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why are miles posters so weird? I'm like 90% sure they aren't even black just weird about it

          >why are miles posters so weird?
          I'm sure they seem to feel very strongly about this topic, perhaps a little thin skinned about it honestly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god for your cuckshit posts. I can't stand these "spider-people" anymore. This miles shit can work as a repellant for bad threads, it's like an instant shut it down meme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2099/Miles Morales

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's shit and I find it hilarious that no one else acknowledges Slott's books in canon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in canon
      What do you define as canon? Spider-Boy did show up in the Gang War storyline of ASM, and Miles casually mentioned him during the Hellfire Gala stuff that happened recently. There is also his appearance on Spider-Woman.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spider-Boy did show up in the Gang War storyline of ASM
        post it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He shows up for like 3 pages in the ASM issue, but most of his Gang War storyline is in Spider-Man Unlimited.
          https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142467607

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Spider-Man Unlimited
            I'm posting a link to that since I don't think most anons had the chance to read it. I almost forgot Bailey made an appearance in it. We should have a thread storytiming everything Bailey has been in so far.
            https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142590417/#142590571

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he's neat. And unlike Miles he isn't getting wanked into the stratosphere as the "Cooler Spider-Man". I like that his Spidey Sense is radically different from how it works for all the other Spider-Men, having it activate only if other people are in danger instead of himself, and being able to use psychometry to see the potential future of someone in danger. And he IS in fact "doing his own thing", with his own rogue's gallery and everything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > And unlike Miles he isn't getting wanked into the stratosphere as the "Cooler Spider-Man
      relatively speaking. Miles is cooler than Peter in many aspects. His fashion sense. His hobbies. The fact he can talk to his parents about his problems alone is far more intriguing than some husk of an aunt.
      >And he IS in fact "doing his own thing", with his own rogue's gallery and everything.
      Don't see any of you complaining about that lame beaner cyberpunk ripoff and his villains copy pasted from Peter's. There's no contract that says a villain can't have two heroes or is there?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >His fashion sense

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Miles is cooler than Peter in many aspects. His fashion sense. His hobbies. The fact he can talk to his parents about his problems alone is far more intriguing than some husk of an aunt.
        This sure says a lot about you. You don't even like or respect ANYTHING about Spider-Man and only like Miles for superficial reasons. And you're as much of a parasite on this fanbase as Miles is to Peter. Frick you.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A year of existence and he already has more of a rogues gallery than Miles

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay miles poster

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    INTERRACIAL GAY SHOTA PORN STARRING MILES AND BAILEY

    BAILEY IS THE TOP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would actually like this if its 1st movie Miles

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you think of him
    I think he's a very cute boy

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miles better than Moralis.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it took them this long to create a spider boy? seriously? with how creatively bankrupt capeshit comic artists are? wow. I'm speechless.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are miles posters so weird? I'm like 90% sure they aren't even black just weird about it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're shills, anon.
      This has been proven time and time again for years now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever, pedo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Friend, I don't know how to tell you this, but anyone talking about Miles outside of a Miles thread don't actually like Miles and are just posting shit to annoy people. Sometimes, like in this thread, it's more obvious than usual.
      C'mon, you should be able to recognize trolls by now. We're long past the age of 'trolling is a art.' Trolling now is just a sledgehammer that people swing around hoping to hit anything they can find.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >outside of a Miles thread
        Even in Miles threads it's the same thing. Miles doesn't actually have any fans here, it's all just shitposting, trolling, baiting, and falseflagging.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have the one of Bailey and Peni fighting MODOK and doing "no barrel, after you"?
        >Captcha: KY24XD

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately not.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, it's the same in peni and in miles threads most of the times. So the same level of schizo made me think this is just how his fans are. Like when someone drew some peni x noir they were seething that no one cared about their ship. Only a small amount of people post miles content genuinely.

        >outside of a Miles thread
        Even in Miles threads it's the same thing. Miles doesn't actually have any fans here, it's all just shitposting, trolling, baiting, and falseflagging.

        See but my question is why, like he's not even worth trolling for? I don't even hate spiderverse miles. Are they secretly big brained and trying to get him banned from Cinemaphile like perigay?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are discord servers dedicated to spamming bmwf shit and they latched onto Miles/Gwen posting because they know it pisses people off.
          To add onto that, Miles pisses off pretty much everyone here, which makes him a useful pawn for low-effort trolling. It's always the same few pictures posted with words that are trying to rile up people, and when asked to name a single good Miles story, they never answer.

          It's all a bunch of baiting garbage and just another disease that infests any Spider-Man related threads on this board.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah it's more depressing as a black anon, I want to like miles but he's poorly written in most of his content. Even most of his ship stuff has been ruined for me. Also lowkey frick those guys they are the ones that make it so whenever you post or talk about bmwf ships people think you mean the fetish thing. But alas I can't let them ruin your day as it's what they want just always wanted to understand the minds of the weird bl*cked fetishist which seems to be their main thing.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Between all the shitposting, the spamming, the trolling, and all the different schizos roaming around, Spider-Man threads are almost completely unusable.
              Only USM (and sometimes Bailey) threads are any safe, and even then, only when there's a new issue out. There's still a high chance of contamination, but it's the best we have at the moment.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off fence shitter. You think being black gives you some higher moral ground over this topic and the FACT that miles and Gwen by its very nature is cuckshit. it's not like we don't know who bendis is.

              You're worse than these imaginary discord trannies by miles, because at the very least they know what they're doing is as obvious as the sun and transparent as daylight. While you're sitting here acting like miles was this character made with genuine respect or consideration for the USM storyline.

              You wanna know what's really sad? It's that This board thinks it's different to those freaks somehow. That if they pretend that miles is actually salvageable or even a genuine character at the very least, that they somehow will seem less racist than and that the homosexuals on the other side will drop the race card enough for them to make an argument. Just more cowardly behaviour and no spine that got us into this mess in the first place.
              THE FEAR TO GATEKEEP property like the good old days when fans screeched at marvel for the clone saga.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Frick off fence shitter. You think being black gives you some higher moral ground over this topic and the FACT that miles and Gwen by its very nature is cuckshit. it's not like we don't know who bendis is.
                >
                >You're worse than these imaginary discord trannies by miles, because at the very least they know what they're doing is as obvious as the sun and transparent as daylight. While you're sitting here acting like miles was this character made with genuine respect or consideration for the USM storyline.
                >
                >You wanna know what's really sad? It's that This board thinks it's different to those freaks somehow. That if they pretend that miles is actually salvageable or even a genuine character at the very least, that they somehow will seem less racist than and that the homosexuals on the other side will drop the race card enough for them to make an argument. Just more cowardly behaviour and no spine that got us into this mess in the first place.
                >THE FEAR TO GATEKEEP property like the good old days when fans screeched at marvel for the clone saga.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There it is. The indecisiveness of bendis OCC fanboys that tells you everything about their own true ulterior motive

                Nta, and I don't care about being seen as racist, I'm just saddened by the fact that Miles, despite being a diversity hire, could easily be made into a real character at any moment.
                Is he needed? No, and I would delete him in a heartbeat if I could. I just think it sucks that not only do we have all these shitty spider variants, but no one is at least doing anything good with them.
                As a creative, this is one of the worst feelings I get when consuming a work of fiction. The feeling that nobody in charge gives a shit, and those that do, want to make everything worse, seemingly out of spite.

                That's Just the thing, anon. These characters function exactly as they are intended to. I don't understand why it's so hard for anons to understand this. He was never "broken" or a "legacy" but quite LITERALLY a replacement. to try and change that will be to fundamentally erase his reason d'etre.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't get me wrong, I know exactly why Miles was created. It's just that I can also see a myriad different directions to take this character and elevate him from what he was created to be, and I'm saddened that we instead only get the comic book equivalent of a tapeworm.
                I'm not doing the best job at explaining myself, but I hope I got my point across.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. I get it. But it's a long time past that now anon. Don't you think?
                >Could've would've should've
                You know deep down what I'm saying is true anon. At a certain point you just can't undo the damage. I'm sorry, I feel for you as an artist and your hobby for creation but there's wishful thinking and then there's being realistic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There it is. The indecisiveness of bendis OCC fanboys that tells you everything about their own true ulterior motive
                I don't like Miles or his fans.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, and I don't care about being seen as racist, I'm just saddened by the fact that Miles, despite being a diversity hire, could easily be made into a real character at any moment.
                Is he needed? No, and I would delete him in a heartbeat if I could. I just think it sucks that not only do we have all these shitty spider variants, but no one is at least doing anything good with them.
                As a creative, this is one of the worst feelings I get when consuming a work of fiction. The feeling that nobody in charge gives a shit, and those that do, want to make everything worse, seemingly out of spite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me scawed of da scawy chocowate man.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate that he has his own power set rather than just copying Peter's and having extra powers on top, he's mostly fought his own villains rather than sharing Peter's rogues gallery, and he has faced real hardships from the beginning rather than having everything handed to him on a silver platter like Miles. That said, it will never not be fricking stupid that Peter had a child sidekick whose existence was erased from everyone's memories by a magic knife.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's a fun take. I think he is 100x better than miles and is trying to actually be a sidekick to Peter and not a forced replacement. I am very excited to see what happens with Kid Venom as he's pretty cool from the one shot I read of him.

      I think that Slott saw the first Spider-verse movie and realized that a kid sidekick to Spider-Man could work. What's been happening with him is like a huge "FRICK YOU" to Miles Morales:
      >Spider-Boy has his own superhero name that isn't his his real name.
      >He's not usurper to the Spider-Man throne.
      >He has his own villains instead of co-opting Spider-Man's.
      >He's ginger.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has his own origin story
        He has his own cast
        He has multiple villains with a built-in connection to him
        He has his own powers that make sense for a spider
        He has his own suit design
        He doesn't have life on easy street

        Slott is really showing up Bendis. Which is weird to say considering how shit his run on Spidey was and how disgusting Silk's intro was.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He has his own powers that make sense for a spider
          To be fair, I was thinking of the spider bite/talking to spiders when I wrote that and forgot about the super-spider-sense bit.
          The super-spider-sense isn't the best, but I suppose Bailey isn't as smart as Pete and needs a way to get leads.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not that Slott is a good writer, it's that Miles is just that shit of a character. Bailey is the bare minimum for a derivative spin-off of an existing character.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Miles Morales is the bare minimum for a derivative character. Unlike Spider-Boy, Miles Morales is primed to slot into Spider-Man's place. Instead of coexisting with him.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Miles is LESS than the bare minimum.

              In Street Fighter terms, Miles is the Akuma to Peter's Ryu (literal headswap/recolor that is the original but MORE and STRONGER) while Bailey is someone like Sakura (wholly original spritework/animations with similar moves but completely different execution)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How many other characters are also all the characters?
              Like is there a Jonathan Ohn Black Widow somewhere in the multiverse?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most What ifs has stuff like that. They went hard with Gwen Stacy being the Avengers and the Sinister Six

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm likely one of the biggest Slott dislikers on this board, but I always make sure to make clear - he's an awful spidey writer, but he has good ideas sometimes. And that's the honest truth, at times his ideas ARE good.

            His EXECUTION of those ideas are hardly ever good though. Spider-Boy is a rare exception to this rule.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              seems totally legit

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was Bailey in any issues and is already Miles better than the other guy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carlos!

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about Superior slop, when is Bailey getting back to wacky shenanigans?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pedobait character Slott's trying to use to meme him into a movie to get money

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slott's continued vandalization of Marvel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel does that to itself.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot shota body

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like him

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like him.
    his story are fun and campy.
    let Baily has his fun adventure and hijinks. and leave all the "serious" stories to Peter and Miles

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely one of the characters of all time

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really sick of alternate spider-gays running around while peter is still around.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looking at this art of spider boy always made me feel weird, still does, wish it didn't

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liberty is better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Captain America girl with insect wings

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know she had a name now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of them do now.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Since when?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Since the Spider-Woman issue this month, where most of them appeared.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got to check it out then.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Got pics?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she Latina or something? They redesigned in her actual debut.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Books are pretty fun, so far.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he's a fun take. I think he is 100x better than miles and is trying to actually be a sidekick to Peter and not a forced replacement. I am very excited to see what happens with Kid Venom as he's pretty cool from the one shot I read of him.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is the next issue?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 29th

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        29th? It got delayed or something?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too much Spider-Boy action.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What an incredibly organic string of posts

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bailey is fun.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The books are very fun.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's pretty good. I hope they keep expanding his rogue's gallery and let us see more of them. So far barring Madame Monstrosity they all feel very Electric Company in a good way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Slott knocks it off with the Superior slop he's regurgitating right now and goes back to the goofy stuff.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Superior stuff is contained in its own comic so no need to worry about it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever the fallout of Superior is it will be continued in Spider-Boy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doc Ock's mind being in someone else's body is a fetish for him at this point.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be honest I think it is a corpo thing. The manga with Doc Ock does the body swap shit too. Corpos always make creatives do the same thing because they don't want to take risks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised how decent it is so far.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crappy sidekick like Miles but for racist pedophiles

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Crappy sidekick like Miles but for Miles' fans
      Que?

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he wear spidey tighty whities?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know people really love a character when every time he comes up, everyone talks about another character instead.
    I feel bad for the small handful of actual fans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's very bad disguised shilling in the hopes the character takes off when after 1 year of existence he's still just there
      just notice how every thread is the same and you have posts that dont even fit the board at all ("guys are you seriously not feeling sorry for slott in this economy, guy's got make a living after all.....")
      if what you made doesnt have legs to stand on then just spend all your time comparing it to something else

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's very bad disguised shilling in the hopes the character takes off when after 12 years of existence he's still just there
        But enough about Miles.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You know people really love a character when every time he comes up, everyone talks about another character instead.
    clockwork

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Milestrannies are so insecure that they spam unrelated threads
    >yet none of them ever post a good Miles story

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys might be noticing now that trying to make the hook of Baileyposting "Miles is much worse!", in hindsight, was a very bad idea.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You guys
        This might surprise you, but Cinemaphile is not one person.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's okay anon, be free to divorce yourself from that as much as you want. The "Miles is worse" talking points were post ad nauseam as soon as the ongoing was announced... Just have to live with it now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Good story
      >First movie adaptation of the character origins and love interest
      >Critically acclaimed successe. Oscar winning masterpiece. Make double its budget
      You Petergays still seething about bad writers not doing proper work when in reality miles presence alone saved the franchise and gave it a great couple romance that everyone fall in love with Gwen after her corpse been lying dead rotting for years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one here likes Miles, he is just easy mode trolling because instead of talking about Spider-boy you constantly talk about how much you hate Miles.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You haven't been around for long, Have you?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You haven't been around for long, Have you?
          Long than you apparently

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I highly doubt that. But anyone who's been around before or slightly after the first spider shitverse came out can verify that you're speaking outta your ass hole. Anyone who's been here since poochie run under bendis and transfer to the mainline can also remember the occasional milesgays around here
            >Hur dur no one on co likes miles it's all in yo head
            You have nothing to show for it but your schizophrenic posting

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Right after spider-verse came out, we were flooded with shills so that means Miles has fans
              Sure, buddy, sure.
              And then all his fans mysteriously disappeared in a puff of air after the theatre run was over.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Right after spider-verse came out, we were flooded with shills
                So you are new after all. I suppose you didn't remember the the times we got flooded with bendis sitting on a tree crap and constant debates on Ahmed's storytime threads. in a way His fans disappeared after the second movie and the whole troony shit which I hope stays that way. I don't think you remember THE milesgay and how he kept sperging over the ultimates universe and his arguments over how the sales justified miles existence despite the drop in readership. Don't get me wrong, shills and milesgays are all the same to me so it's not like I bought your argument to begin with. Anyone who even does ragebait is no different than any regular miles fan to me in the firs place. Because like anon said above me (it's the character intented purpose)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>yet none of them ever post a good Miles story
      Never post a webm of Miles being cool
      Never post a comic page where he's awesome
      Always post interracial fanart because they project their "race is EVERYTHING" mentality unto others.
      Truly, they are the weakest shills.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Never post a webm of Miles being cool
        >Never post a comic page where he's awesome
        It'll be hard to post something that doesn't exist

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Bailey because he's different, the terrifies tourists by existing part is just a delightful bonus.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is the cat lady Bailey's actual mom or am I stupid?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is. The comic even spells it out for you.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So will they be able to unanimalfy people?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems to be what they are building up to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's zero chance the cute homeless jailbait stays a pigeon

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The owl guy has to be suspicious of his wife at that point. Not only does she claim she's still working on it, but if it's been years then that would mean she hasn't tried reaching out to anyone other scientist either, of which there's plenty of super geniuses available.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine that to be difficult as a villain. Who can she ask for help? Doc Ock?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does he know she's a villain though. He seems to be kept in the dark about things, and if you look at the PSA in the last comic, he wasn't present for any of the parts discussing how the animal people can earn their way back.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably not but we will likely get answers in the next issue.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? At this point that fricker is the leading expert at cloning bodies and swapping minds. He shoulder even be called Doc Ock anymore since they barely do anything involving the arms at all. Motherfricker should change his name to Doctor Swap.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Doctor Swap
          You might be onto something there, someone who jumps from body to body, leaving everyone they swap with trapped in the their former bodies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >m she's still working on it, but if it's been years then that would mean she hasn't tried reaching out to anyone other scientist either, of which there's plenty of super geniuses available.
      Guy knows exactly how to fix the problem, but he's a nudist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's obviously afraid to complain about his state after seeing what his wife does to those who make her mad (like Bailey and Mr Horse).

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone noticed that this is just a re-do of Spider-Man/Silk with Bailey/Christina after that drama over the pheromones? Seems like Slott is into WMAF.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like /ss/ as much as the next guy, but I'd like Bailey to get a romantic interest that's around his age. I think that could be cute.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Around his age, you say?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like a new Prototype game or an update to TF2, but what's the use of impossible dreams anon?

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He alright

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bailey has met Jessica Drew
    How longer until he meets Silk?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He will meet her eventually

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man is Spidey.
    Doc Ock in Spider-Man's body is SpOck.
    What's Spider-Boy's nickname?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spuds.
      Spuds Mackenzie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Itsy or Bitsy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spi-boy.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need Bailey at Disneyland

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      arachicamite

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what?

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd his girlfriend shrink

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Different artist? I have no idea why they shrank her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The very first issue had the best artstyle for Bailey.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. His hair was better.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is not so bad. I don't care for Slott, but Bailey's comics are surprisingly decent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Dan.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like him and I like the idea for comic peter having a sidekick because this motherfricker has been wheel spinning for decades, maybe Bailey and MJ being Jackpot and the new Ultimate Spidey comics will inspire someone to write something actually interesting for 616 Peter. I doubt it, but the success of Across the Spider-Verse happening before the aforementioned additions may mean Peter will be in a non-status quo era and can actually be better now.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ZERO FRICKS ABOUT HIM ASIDE FROM SHOTA PORN. STRAIGHT, BUT WORK IT HARD ENOUGH AND I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

    Solid, fun silver agey villians.

    Does EVERYTHING that miles should have done, but they didnt' because Bendis is a no talent frickhead, and everyone who follewed him is worse.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Bailey and Miles tbh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but only the movie version of Miles. The comics suck.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the comics suck
        Well yeah, It's Marvel.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >filename
          wtf

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made to be straight shota'ed with Jessica Drew. Especially since Jessica lost her child now iirc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to say shut up but honestly they really do have Spider-Boy cling to older women a lot whenever he's in a team up with them or he gets hurt while they're around.
      Bailey kind of does have a complex when it comes to older women that show him the slightest amount of affection.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His mother got turned into a brain washed cat maid. I don't blame him for clinging to someone as a mother figure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Jessica's kid became a member of Hydra now as a creepy adult, but don't quote me on that.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this AI generated?
      Why is Bailey fighting Venom? Why is Spider-Gwen randomly in the background?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not AI generated. God only knows what Gwen is doing.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what will his deal be?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'll probably be like the Riddler.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Puzzles. It's in his name. I hope he is as autistic as the Riddler.

        We already have Red Herron though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I almost forgot about him. Maybe the other guy has some kind of power tied to puzzles. The issue cover makes him look like a reality warper.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Puzzles. It's in his name. I hope he is as autistic as the Riddler.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bailey will be in Spider-Verse 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Miles is left in the other universe while this random child saves the day and everyone acts like he was always there from the start
      >Story Supervisor: Dan Slott

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the absolute seethe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't be surprised by that if they made the plot of the 3rd MCU Spider-Man movie an adaptation of One More Day, oh wait, they did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so just to see the public reaction.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Boy
    Spider-Boy
    Lives his life as a man's sex toy.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone give me the rundown on how far his story is? Got busy so i couldn't be to here to catch them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's, like, 4 issues, anon.
      It's not that long to catch up on.
      Basically there's a lady who likes making animal people. She's hunting for Bailey. She catches him.
      What will happen next? Tune in next time, caped crusaders!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright i'll go check the archives.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bailey has 6 issues so far in his Spider-Boy run, but he has also appeared in other stuff. He is in Superior Spider-Man, and in #5 of Spider-Woman. There is also his appearance in Spider-Man Unlimited #11

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like how he has a clone. I wish it was Bailey himself that went beast mode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed for not actually reading the comics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I read the comics. The clone is close to feral and sprouts spider legs from his back. I wanted Bailey to have that solely for himself, a clone is unnecessary.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In-fricking-correct. His clone is a good boy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do they all look angry instead of frightened?
            and dont say theyre used to seeing weird shit because that would mean they wont leave.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The people in the first panel are trying to push everyone out of the way. The people in the second one look frightened.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The black dude with the glasses in the first panel looks like he's filming a tiktok.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's simply locking in to get away from the 4'1" monster faster than anyone else.
                Real answer that's probably just the face of the dude the artist referenced. The reason the hand looks a bit weird is probably because the person had a phone in their hands.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any sexy panels of Christina?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      none really exist now that they made her smaller

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Miles.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have named him Spider-Lad and have him speak with a heavy Scottish accent.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to talk to spiders more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope we do see that power more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I really like the jokes it's led to so far.
      >you speak spider?
      >i do
      >asgardian spider?
      >i doth

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prefer him over Poochie Morales.
    At least Bailey has his own name, gimmicks and doesn't try to replace Peter..

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > white racists pedos this mad over black comic boy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one asked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to find flimsy reasons to keep bumping thread over a character who was literally created out of thin air pls understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miles was made by a racist white cuckold.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hear me out guys: Bailey gets adopted by Ben and Janine
    Or Kaine and Aracely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bailey has a mom

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Race mixing IS wrong, there i said it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm black, I don't dislike Miles I'm indifferent to him, I hate the people trying to replace Peter with Miles. Someday Miles may actually replace Peter as THE Spider Man but until I die I'll be part of the group rejecting that, call me all the ists and phobes it'll do nothing.

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