(Sexy cat outfit women who are more crooked hero then super villains don't count)
Batman has poison ivy and Taya Al G and sometimes Harley Quinn. Superman Has that Warrior Queen who wants to make him a queen and baby daddy . Spider-Man needs a super villain who just wants to make babies with him.
In case you couldn't tell I went to one of those editing pages and somebody edited this image to make it more PG-14 instead of 18.
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Go to the adult cartoon board and then go to the screenshot editing board I posted the original before someone edited the noticeable nipples and p**** line.
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Why? Pete is a gay.
to go with the insect theme of Scorpion, Green Goblin, Vulture, etc, they should make a hottie Preying Mantis who wants to mate with him and lay her eggs inside his skull.
They tried that. The villain from the broadway show, Arachne, entire motivation was that she was in love with Peter and wanted to frick him (she was also the spider that bit him that gave his powers and she also the same Arachne from Greek Mythology).
Unsurprisingly people didn't like her, so they made the show about the Doctor Goblin and mutant crew. Gave him a b***hing song while they were at it:
About the only good thing to come out from that show.
>The villain from the broadway show,
Broadway show is this real?
Yeah, Spiderman Turn off the Dark, it was at one point the most expensive production on Broadway. It had Bono and the Edge, of U2, working on it. It was a complete shitshow flop, that only notable thing was that one of the actors fell off the stage and broke his back.
This is from like early 2010s, so most are unaware of it.
>she was also the spider that bit him that gave his powers and she also the same Arachne from Greek Mythology
what, I thought the spider that bit peter become massive and sentient, decideing to fight crime or something like that
Actually it was eaten by a kid in Spider-Man's class who turned into a psychopathic serial killer look up Spider-Man villain the Swarm.
>Spider-Man needs a super villain who just wants to make babies with him.
Honestly, how would you make it work? If Spider-man had that type of villain it be just a rehash of the Superman and Batman supervillainesses obsessed with the male superhero. It would be unoriginal, it would be overplayed, and it would be boring
No. What Spider-Man needs is having writers who don't want him to develop as a human being removed.
No more eternal high-school student, no more loser, no more Parker luck for the sake of shitting on him. Give Peter to people that actually know what to do with him.
Restart the entire Marvel universe by retconning it into being some crazy quantum simulation in which Peter was stuck for years and which was also screwing with Peter's mind.
In reality he was married with MJ for years. May, Annie, Benji (even April) are all a thing here. He has a good job and Aunt May is dead for years.
To hell with the kiddy stories. Let Peter grow up since it proved people wanted a more grown up Spider-Man. Let Miles have the kiddie stories (BTW also allow Miles to grow as his own character with his own rogue gallery).
>In reality he was married with MJ for years. May, Annie, Benji (even April) are all a thing here.
Who April?
May's clone that was created by Norman as a frick you towards Peter. That and she was also infused with the Venom symbiote's DNA making her half symbiote.
She's like her annoying sibling with Venom's anti-hero M.O.
A second Mayday gene-spliced with the Venom symbiote to create a Spider-Googirl.
>dead aunt may
No thanks.
Artist?
Now you remember the Queen was a thing.
And it failed miserably. Shit, Silk would have worked better as a villain with all her rapey pheromone powers and whatnot.