>Spouts middle-school tier philosophy. >Tik-tok zoomers act like he's some GOAT character

>Spouts middle-school tier philosophy
>Tik-tok zoomers act like he's some GOAT character
This is why Hollywood sucks now

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that movie came out 19 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are obsessed with it for some weird reason

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just newgens cluttering you fyp.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cuz of israel palestine?
        that's depressing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seems unrelated, but there are a shit ton of tiktoks with him. Many just using some hand gesture in the movie as a meme, others about how good leaders Saladdin and him were. It's very weird.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Director's cut is a 10/10 kinofest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/mu4suz6.jpeg

        >Spouts middle-school tier philosophy
        >Tik-tok zoomers act like he's some GOAT character
        This is why Hollywood sucks now

        because its kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile used to have regular threads about it because its COOL, shut the frick up you stupid contrarian homosexual. Holy shit you people are pathetic, how do you actually function day to day behaving like this?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /tv/eddit used to have threads about it because the site is full of brown sub-humans who LARP as right wing DEUS VULT crusaders. Most of them were street shitters.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking like a decade ago you dumb homosexual, long before you showed up no doubt. We can't discuss anything anymore because morons like you show up crying that its too popular.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Street shitter called out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >weird reason
        Have you seen the state of the world?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its just the LOL DEUS VULT XD larp shit that appeals to cringy teenage nerds

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skibidi toilet
    >toilet skibidi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha BASED that's my show!!! let's GOOOO

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People weren't educated back then. You're ahead of the curve if you know middle school philosophy.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile thinks Ridley Scott is a GOAT director and that this movie is good because of the same middle-school tier philosophy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno Cinemaphile has generally been split on Ridley Scott from what I've seen. For example I think Prometheus was one of the best Sci Fi films of the last 15 years yet a lot of people here shit on it. I don't rate him highly as a director overall. He's retainly no Sidney Lumet, Lars Von Trier etc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I dunno
        Have a concrete opinion before you force me to read your posts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay. Prometheus great, rest of his filmography mediocre

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, but people here praise Gladiator and Kingdom of Heaven as good films when they are shit. And Napoleon (remember that?) was terrible.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I personally think most of the admiration for kingdom of heaven comes from the “trad christian bros” that are everywhere on the net now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You take that back you motherfricking shit b***h Ridley Scott is one of the greatest directors and creative minds of all time. This is the man who gave us ALIEN you moron.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons are always impressed by very shallow dialogue as long as it's delivered with some deep whispering voice and pretty colors.
    This stupid movie has absolutely exploded in popularity, and the most popular scene is just nothing
    >I was once in a battle, when I won the battle I thought I would live to 100 years
    >but now I know I will not live to 20
    >so remember that when you die god will judge you for your actions
    This is fricking nothing. The dumbest idiot can already understand that winning one battle doesn't mean you will now have a long lifespan, which then leads to the non-sequitur about basic b***h christianity. I don't think any christian was under the delusion that when they die they can just go ''lol, someone ordered me to rape and kill'' and get into heaven.
    You take that scene, you put sigma grindset music on it and it gets billions of views. A scene where a guy realizes 1 battle doesn't determine a person's lifespan and that god will not fall for loopholes. That's the scene.
    King Baldwin isn't remembered because he was some great philosopher shitting out Marvel quips and one liners, it's because he helped purge muslims. His actions were more interesting and impressive than some idiot actor going ''dude bro, what if like winning a battle doesn't mean you get to live to an old age!!''

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't literally mean that he thought he would get a long lifespan, moron. he's talking about the youthful feeling of immortality and endless potential. when we grow old, we all have to come to terms with our mortality and lost potential. Baldwin's tragedy is that he had to come to terms with it while still a young man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Midwit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks he meant winning the battle would extend his lifespan with 100 years
          >calls other midwits

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The literal interpretation is better and makes more sense than the alternative. The alternative is ''I won a battle, I got a dopamine boost and the dopamine boost ended..... anyway, when you die god will judge you for what you did and not fall for loopholes.''
            have a nice day, midwit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The literal interpretation is better and makes more sense

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Low IQ midwit
                >nooooo you can't take his word literally when he is talking about his literal first battle and how it made him feel and how this compares with his literal reality of a short lifespan, it's a heckin' metaphor...I mean analogy...I mean allegory....or symbolism!!!
                peak midwit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's none of those things. It's barely even a parable. It's literally just a less than absolute surface-level read.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe if you were not a midwit you'd realize that there is nothing to read into. There is nothing beyond the literal meaning of the words. There is nothing more you can get out of that line. He thought he would live a long life due to winning one battle, but then he got leprosy and will die at a young age
                >heh, but actually he didn't literally mean he would live to an old age, he just meant that he....felt good after winning a battle
                What did this midwit take add to the scene? Is it better? Is it more meaningful?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What did this midwit take add to the scene?
                It speaks to the near universal experience of aging and shifting your focus from temporal, worldly matters to more lofty things like ideals and morality.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it does not. Try again, midwit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it doesn't, because.... it just doesn't, ok???

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The literal interpretation is better and makes more sense

              two dubs. you two should be friends

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOO you can't just look past the literal words of the dialogue and figure out what the character means!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, BTFO. Literal minded morons here cannot appreciate art.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Midwit samegay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stick to capeshit or some reddit shit like The Martian. You're unfit to discuss cinema.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Midwit thinks he is watching kino and not Marvel slop while talking about a Ridley Scott movie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're too dumb for a middle of the road scott movie. That's why I'm recommending The MCU or The Martian. They're more up your speed. Trust me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Low IQ midwit
        >nooooo you can't take his word literally when he is talking about his literal first battle and how it made him feel and how this compares with his literal reality of a short lifespan, it's a heckin' metaphor...I mean analogy...I mean allegory....or symbolism!!!
        peak midwit

        >What did this midwit take add to the scene?
        It speaks to the near universal experience of aging and shifting your focus from temporal, worldly matters to more lofty things like ideals and morality.

        >claims dialogue is shallow
        >gets completely filtered and unable to understand what Baldwin was even talking about
        kek

        plebs who think the dialogue in LOTR is deep

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the dialogue in LOTR is deep
          It isn't "deep", it's just good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brety gud b8

        >gets to BTFO he has to samegay thinking he can have any effect on people who are right by tricking them into thinking many ''people'' disagree with an obvious correct opinion
        Absolutely no one will fall for this. Dilate, zoomer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            midwit troony seething he got called out

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you shooped that image and you know it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brety gud b8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of Ridley Scott's later films become very obvious with their philosophy and dialogue. Roy Batty staring into empty space as he remarks in a few words what he's seen and what that meant to him, regardless of what he is, is infinitely more poignant than anything Baldwin or Saladin say in Kingdom of Heaven.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A lot of Ridley Scott's later films become very obvious with their philosophy and dialogue. Roy Batty staring into empty space as he remarks in a few words what he's seen and what that meant to him,
        This is how the passage starts
        >Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
        Yep, defo not being obvious about the movie's themes at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers love Catholicism and Orthodoxy because of aesthetics. There is no substance to their faith or religious life. Just listen to the Tate brothers spout off the most shallow garbage philosophy at the amazement of broccoli-haired zoom-zooms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The dumbest idiot can already understand that winning one battle doesn't mean you will now have a long lifespan, which then leads to the non-sequitur about basic b***h christianity.
      Anon I think you might literally be moronic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Triggered midwit seething

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exposing yourself as the zoomer here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic and filtered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >claims dialogue is shallow
      >gets completely filtered and unable to understand what Baldwin was even talking about
      kek

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had no idea this was Edward Norton

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who'd you think it was Ralph Kramden?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love how it's completely normal to reference tiktok and zoomers in the OP and the rest of the posters don't see any problem with that
    dead website

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than referencing reddit or twitter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Better than referencing reddit or twitter.
        No, homosexual, it is not.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most zoomers are extremely afraid of death. Many of them went literally crazy during the lockdowns seeing the number of deaths go up.

    That's why they get so impressed with dialogues like the one from Kingdom of Heaven or the elf from Frieren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Total deaths went down during the """pandemic""" and went up with the forced """vaccines""".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're in a cult

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the average zoomer is self-aware and intelligent enough to even comprehend the concept of death. It just doesn't register.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the average zoomer is self-aware and intelligent enough to even comprehend the concept of death. It just doesn't register.

      The way you millennials talk about zoomers and project on them is so funny.
      We're all waiting for you guys to realize you're old bitter men.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your generation is aids
        all you have is calling the generation before you old and bitter
        as if that doesn't go without saying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all you have is calling the generation before you old and bitter
          You're all homosexuals too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're the people who voted obama into office en mass lol. Millenials really do mirror boomers, theres this weird gay faux moralism to them, very unworldy and idealistic people. I've never had anyone get angry at me for saying Black person other than skinny millennials with problem glasses. and before you say le zoomber! I guarantee i'm older than you. My kids are in that age range, on the younger end, and the worst thing you can say about them is they're pretty nihilistic (not mine specifically, but their peers.) Maybe they're mirroring their gen x parents. Hopefully, they will grow out of it, a lot of them seem to have a yearning for something from what i've seen online, be that political or religious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers aren’t that much younger than millennials.
        Your generation also really seems scared of getting older too. You’re not going to handle baldness well.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post "it"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that real?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad Whites aren't gonna make it. Chads like that shouldn't exist, I couldn't dance like that and look fun and sexy to be around. Frick him but not really.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ultimate midwit movie

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its even more pathetic when they think communists IRL have anything worth saying.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's even the big deal here? Is Kingdom of Heaven becoming another one of these low IQ zoomer + high IQ millenial enjoyment movies or something? Another Starship Troopers? Another case of idiot r/athiesm redditors calling everyone else a midwit because they just finished their first week of Intro to Philosophy 101, because they're freshman orientator told them would be special and more "intelligent" than everyone else from now on, and so this old religion-related movie has become their new battleground in the war for "media literacy" or whatever nonsense? It's an above average memeable movie, with some above average messages that people connect to, just try and enjoy it you insufferable fricking morons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's tik tok sigma shit. They take scenes from movies and tv shows and play a song during the scene that the zoomers are trained to associate with something badass
      Here is an example
      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UHSDllBVFOg

      This is what they did with Kingdom of Heaven
      >18 million views

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no its part of internet wars and the side im not on likes it so i hate it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That character was better than anything else Hollywood churned out in the last few decades. He is a humble man that tries to do his duty while reminding people around him that this life will end therefor they should be good people.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you post some examples?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, I found a picture of OP

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this movie at the kinoplex and as soon as I left the only thing I had in my mind were a vague sense of boredom and tfw I will never stick my willy consensually into any of Eva Green's supple orifices

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it in Cairo and at the end when Saladin is walking through Jerusalem the whole theater started cheering and all the women started doing that arab trill lalala thing. It was based

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not why Hollywood sucks now and in fairness, kingdom of heaven is David Lean tier these days given how shit film quality, so I wouldn't blame anybody for praising it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom of Heaven is pure kino

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is Jerusalem worth?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up tryhard moron. Or post a non middle-school tier philosophy. Call it.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of this tradlarp shit has escalated to cringe far surpassing almost anything atheists have ever done over a decade ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So where's the banana now?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did say *almost*. What's your catboy doing now, Fuentes?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, chants are nowhere near a banana in terms of cringe, thank you for playing and better luck next time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Playing dolls with wojaks, pretending you're "Chad" is more embarrassing than posing in a fedora. Wanna talk about the anime waifu OC you made?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOO HE'S TALKING ABOUT GOD, HONOR, NATION AND FAITH
    >DOESN'T HE REALIZE ATHEISTIC DEMORALIZED NIHILISM IS THE WAY TO GO, HE'S SO STOOPID GO BACK TO MIDDLE SCHOOL
    really, how has your philosophy worked out for you so far, by the looks of it people with faith thrive in this world while edgy nihilists do nothing but tranquilize themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yes I'm an incel but people who agree with me aren't
      Stop living vicariously through more virile men than yourself and go talk to a woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOO HE'S TALKING ABOUT GOD, HONOR, NATION AND FAITH
      No, he's talking about LARP. Where's your crusade? Where's your wife and kids? All you do is post vaporwave edits of Bible verses on twitter, thinking you're battling hypothetical Israeli agents.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >by the looks of it people with faith thrive in this world
      Yeah, just look at the israelites.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spouts middle-school tier philosophy
    >Weeb millennials act like she's some GOAT character
    This is why anime sucks now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      midwits watch GITS for the philosophy
      bigwits watch GITS for the visuals

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is just popular because of his cool mask.
    If it wasn't for this, no one would give a frick or remember him.
    Especially those zoomers who desperately want to be trad cath to stop jerking off compulsively to the hot prostitutes they will never frick and only see online.
    They think Jesus will make them stop seething about being virgins lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      I've thought about that... Without his mask he really is a unremarkable character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Especially those zoomers who desperately want to be trad cath to stop jerking off compulsively to the hot prostitutes they will never frick and only see online.

      I laughed at how accurate this is lol
      There's even Dragon Ball montage videos for nofap.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The internet and especially you gays need to drop the zoomer vs millennial vs boomer frame. Probably 65% of the time people use these terms they're inaccurate, in addition to being a gay trendy epic label.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you all just a bunch of middle-aged morons?

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