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Is he the most prominent milf fricker in animation?
He has his competition
Forgot the pic
The whole board makes fun of you
Caring about what others think is unhealthy.
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Who would Steven be with
I think it should be obvious
This. We all know who the real milf guy is
We now have a new challenger. Think Marco would want to get in on this?
>Marco
You mean Princess Turdina the canon trans girl?
Now this is a 10/10 giga chad with an established harem and side girlfriend
He is for KO’s mom
Dividing up the milfs. Good strategy.
I could see Steven as a stepdad pretty easily.
He has the paternal gentleness while also retaining a semblance of traditional masculinity.
Could be how they meet. Steven looking after KO.
What other ones would Steven like?
You know, that’s a good question. People already brought up Priyanka but what else would fit his and Dipper’s tastes?
Dipper would only bring the best girls for his bull
I see Steven with more motherly women. And Dipper with more independent moms. Like I could see Steven with Johanna actually, they both don’t like to be alone that much and Dipper with like someone like Wilhamena who’s got an older daughter she doesn’t have to mother
Hey that’s a good theming pattern; following that I could see moms like Ann Possible and Susan Long with Steven while moms like Drew Saturday and Maddie Fenton go with Dipper.
Exactly. Steven plays stepdad, while Dipper hangs around the ones who are done for the most part with constantly looking after their kids who are more independent. Johanna and Sharon work as the templates
Who is Stevens bull? Kevin?
I don’t do bulls
Not for me. I like to imagine these are divorced or widowed single mom AUs
Yeah, I'm thinking Kevin is definitely his bull.
Imagine the double date
It would something wild
Especially once their bulls showed up.
Dipper and Sharon are more the couple who leave halfway to frick in the car, Johanna and Steven are more cuddlers
Dipper would be very quick to get the woman to his bull for sure
Heh heh, I can see that
Sharon generally seems the type willing to donors public stuff
She'd do anything for Dippers bull
Would Hilda like Steven?
Johanna wouldn’t let a dangerous man around her daughter
Stevens bull would be sure to keep Hilda safe.
Steven would prove himself a worthy protector
By calling his bull to take care of business
Johanna might wet for him after seeing him protect Hilda
She'd certainly get wet for his bull
>forced meme headcanon
No. Stop killing threads for this.
This is more of an AU and AU threads are allowed.
What is the whole dipper milf au thing?
The premise is basically that all the cartoon wives are fed up with their loser husbands. So Dipper hatches a plan to form his own harem of cartoon moms. This he goes on a journey to date and seduce every cartoon mom he sets his eyes upon.
Sounds autistic and dumb
How so compared to any other AU thread on Cinemaphile?
When did Cinemaphile fill up with women?
No
Dipper is a literal cuck. Robbie fricked the woman he loved and Dipper gave him a high five for it
But robbie never fricked Pacifica?
Neither did Dipper.
I like this ship because it’s cute. I hate the Dipper x Moms canary because it interferes with the idea of Mason Pines becoming an Indiana Jones figure with Pacifica as a love interest
He can still be an Indiana Jones adventurer who has a harem of milfs. Why would he want or need Pacifica?
Because they’re pure and cute together. And you don’t need a purely list driven harem when you find true love.
Dipcifica just seems like a self insert wish fulfillment pairing.
And your MILF harem isn't self-insert wishful thinking also?
I don’t ship him with a harem, or with anyone for that matter.
The only acceptable pairings are canon pairings.
this, shipping is autism
>implying canon pairings aren’t pure autism
But they have the benefit of being canon
authorial intent and canon shouldn’t mean shit in romance.
and this right here is why shipping is cancer
Seriously; people seriously have no idea how badly shippers eroded fanworks and fan communities.
They certainly can be believe me, but at least they have authorial intent behind them. Shipping is like the gateway drug into fanfiction in that respect
/ss/ is pure
I don’t think in terms of self insert cause I hate the spotlight. I prefer to think of characters as people I’d either like or not like to befriend, and Dipper and Pacifica seem like those two friends that you try to set up together to make them both happy
Trying to set up another guy with a girl is cuck thinking. A Chad would shove Dipper in a locker and frick Pacifica in the cafeteria to the applause of the entire school.
The real cucks are those who are unable to find happiness in the act of bringing joy to others. I don’t insert, but if I did, I’d know that Pacifica and I simply don’t fit together, even if we tried. Mason and Pacifica, now there’s a pair that’s gonna be happy, and the thought of them being happy makes me happy.
I don’t mind “missing out” on a single girl, my love will come when the fates will it so, and it will be a connection formed if friendship and love, not lust and a desire to be Chad. Because I seek not just my own happiness, but the happiness of those around me as well.
>The real cucks are those who don't cuck themselves
Didn't know Robbie fricked girl-Dipper.
It was an awkward episode. Mabel made Dipper listen from a closet. I just don't understand why Dipper puts up with her shit
Alright which one of you frickers came up with this shit meme. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
It’s been around since 2021 I think?
Not even close.
Dipper can’t be stopped
made for corruption
>no gem
Way to miss the point entirely.
Why did you morons even reply?
why did you reply?
>Dipper and Sharon were having their date night.
>Dipper is dressed in his finest two piece suit while Sharon is wearing a sexy backless dress.
>It had been two weeks since Sharon was inducted into his harem and after two weeks of mind blowing sex, it was time to celebrate properly.
>Tonight they would be having dinner prepared by very special people.
>Pete McGee came rushing out in a waiter’s uniform, carrying two plates of food with him.
>Pete: “So sorry for the delay! Darryl burnt the damn entrees and Molly is still trying to figure out how to steam vegetables.”
>Sharon: “Maybe if you actually taught your stupid crotch goblins how to cook besides mac and cheese you wouldn’t be having these problems.”
>Feeling hurt, Pete wordlessly set the dishes down; ribeye steak for Dipper and grilled salmon for Sharon.
>Dipper: “This looks fantastic! Thanks Geek!”
>Pete: “I-It’s Pete sir…”
>Dipper: “Whatever Geek. Say, how’s dessert coming along? Sharon needs her sweets before she gets down and dirty, know what I’m saying?”
>Sharon laughed at Dipper’s bit of naughtiness.
>Pete: “Let me go check on that…”
>As Pete dejectedly turned back to the kitchen, Dipper stuck his foot out, tripping the redhead.
>Dipper and Sharon were laughing hysterically as Pete rose up like a newborn gazelle, tried to maintain some dignity.
>Pete ran to the kitchen, desperately making sure they didn’t see him cry.
>Back at the kitchen, Darryl, Molly, and Scratch were busy working on the next course, frustration on their faces.
>Scratch: “I have no idea how we got roped into this.”
>Molly: “Well you can thank our low T, beta male father for just letting Chad Thunderwiener over there swoop in and steal his girl!”
>Just then, Pete came into the kitchen, tears streaming down his face.
>Molly: “Look at this; he’s so low T that he’s crying over their date night! Unbelievable…”
>Pete: “It’s not because of them! It’s this stupid chastity cage they’re making me wear…it’s pinching my pepper…”
>Darryl: “Pfft, more like a mini jalapeño.”
Why would you write this? What made you think this was okay to write?
Does Dipper like fat women?
I can see him liking BBWs.
But how does he meet Sharon
He’s probably out in Brighton trying to solve the supernatural phenomenon in the small town. This leads him to the McGee home and ultimately Sharon.
Alternatively he could meet her through her gigpig job
Hadn’t thought of that; it makes things even easier
Sharon, tired of husbands constant failures and her family being…egh, Sharon sees what a strong, dependable and trustworthy young man dipper is.
And then asks to get Dippers bulls number
Anon, Dipper IS the bull. He’s what cartoons have to prep and lay out snacks for.
Dipper isn't a bull. He let Robbie canonically cuck him. Dipper barely counts as a man anymore.
Dipper could end up wanting some help investigating. Gig Pig does odd jobs after all
If Dipper wanted help with something he'd call his bull, Robbie. They're good friends, Robbie even bought Dipper a Switch
Perfect. That’ll give them time to get know each other and build up a rapport.
Dipper needs to vet any milf he sends to Robbie. Last time he sent him an inferior quality milf Robbie took his Switch away.
I could see Dipper getting caught looking at her butt and her teasing him
A potentially cute moment
Especially if he gets a peek of her thong when she bends over
Could be cute
But how does she first start the affair
Maybe one of their investigations ends with a kiss between them. Sharon is at first aghast at what she’s done but it turns out she liked it.
Have it be after he saves her fat butt. A happy to be alive kiss she’s embarrassed about but he liked
That’s a good romance angle.
Would Dipper try flirting with her
He’d probably try his hardest but be really awkward at it. He would stop when he sees Sharon confused and uncertain.
Would she ever flirt back?
Probably after getting more comfortable around him and getting an understanding of his feelings…and after seeing her husband failing to stack up.
>Trips and dubs
Nice. Sharon seems like she had plenty of experience with boys before Pete. She’s got a thick body. Time to put it to use
Dipper seems like he’d know more what to do with it than Pete.
He would definitely worship her ass. As seen with Wendy he does have a lot of devotion to a girl he likes
It’s a bit stereotypical but I imagine them doing a typical walk off into the sunset kind of start for their relationship. Neither knows where it will go but they do plan on riding it out.
With Sharon’s Gigpig job, she’ll have an irregular schedule. That’s a pretty good excuse for when she wants to watch a movie with Dipper.
>Watch a movie with Dipper
>Get fricked by his bull Robbie
>Go home to financial security with Pete
Sharon is a lucky woman
This but replace Robbie with Dipper.
Ironically Pete would be her pay pig.
Pete I prefer not knowing and being oblivious
I think deep down he would know but desperately tries to ignore it to save face.
Much like Dipper in that regard.
Dipper without his bull? Nah, Sharon wouldn't be interested.
Yeah, Dipper has a bull he can call to take care of girls for him.
That's why Dipper has a bull. To satisfy the women he could never
Dipper would call Robbie to kiss Sharon for him. Dipper is good to his bull like that.
Clearly Pacifica is the one in danger of being caught staring
Who would get the crush first
>Suddenly a masked killer barges through the door.
>He grabs a machete and brutally stabs Dipper a million times.
>Dipper obviously dies from this due to him being a normal human being.
>The killer cackles maniacally and unmasks himself.
>Daryl McGee is the killer.
>Molly screams in terror and asks him why he did this.
>"Tell me Molly, Why would you abandon all your self-respect and date this beta cuck loser?"
>Molly is stunned and can't possibly think of an answer why.
>"It's simple. Mind Control. Dipper was pissed off by the fact that everyone with a brain skipped his worthless ass for cooler guys. Since he couldn't get what he wanted through his own Charisma. He used magic to alter the minds of everyone around him."
He wasn’t dating Molly, he was dating Sharon
I don't really care about accuracy here. I just want to screw with the guy.
Bite me
>The scene goes back to reality
>It turns out this was just a hallucination of Darryl's
>In a fit of depression, he started snorting whatever was in the cabinets
>Dipper and Sharon are still having the time of their lives while his family cooks for them
>Darryl lays on the floor, knowing that Dipper will soon be his stepdad
Are Dipper and Sharon gonna do it on the table?
More than likely yes
Whats the sauce for this?
xxmercurial-darknessxx
Good au
So couple of things I don’t get
Who’s part of his harem?
Is there some sort of checklist or can anyone submit a milf?
Is Steven actually a part of this or is that a shit post?
your life is a shitpost
>
Funny because, Dipper literally has the same doofy loser personality you know who complains about all the time in Cartoon Dads. He's just younger
>younger
Meaning he can grow out of it and become a true chad. Those other dudes are stuck like that forever.
Doubt it, Dipper's shown that he had potential to be a chad, but he willfully squandered it when he abandoned the hypermasculine tribe of bulls to go listen to girly pop music with his gay bear buddy. (ironic considering all these autistic posts about Dipper being a bull)
I don't think Dipper ever had the potential to be a Chad. He's got too much botyom energy. Maybe if Mabel or Robbie didn't exist he'd of had a chance
Switches exist, anon.
I want an AU where Dipper is a werewolf boy who is kept a pet by MILFs
I love that Industrycuck is a literal pedophile
>liking older women makes you a pedophile
>he says nothing about the e-girlcon on this board
He's attracted to Dipper
>literally self inserts for milfs
>wants to watch Dipper, an underaged boy, have sex
Tell me you aren't really this moronic
>literally all the focus has been on how hot the milfs are
>no actual sex was specified
>meanwhile there's TGAMM and TLH threads that sexualize the young female characters
>literally all the focus has been on how hot the milfs are
no it isn't and this is cope
>It's different when I sexualize Dipper because... Um, it just is ok!
Also he's literally admitted to commissioning porn of Dipper before
He claimed this but looking up the actual art, no mention is made of commissioning this for a client.
>26 posters
>93 replies
A sad bunch you all are.
After the numerous cuck threads I think Cinemaphile is officially lost in the cum sauce. There's no recovering now
It's because mods won't range ban Industrycuck
Imagine how much this board will approve if mods banned all forms of pedophilia
>the board straight up dies
More overrun with capeshit and eceleb threads
Jesus I’d rather have a million self insert threads than anymore capeshit. At least self inserts bring joy.
>MonkeyChads Bully Industrycuck so fricking hard that he now has to cope with shitty headcannons and AU about total losers male characters being chad like a total sperg.
These fricking “Muh DIPper and StEVEn is bULL and AlPha ChAD REEE!!!” Thread man
They not bull, they beta Anons
They’ve literally saved the world and didn’t go full edgelord about it. That makes them pretty alpha anon.
Yeah, but Dipper was cucked and failed so hard at being manly he listens to girly k-pop shit and Steven is basically king b***h. The kid cannot stop crying. Alpha Chads they are not.
They are alternative chads; rather than fit with the tired dichotomy of being chad, they make their own rules which in turns makes them chad.
>they're chads because they aren't chads
I hope you realize how stupid you sound.
Exactly Dipper and Steven do have Rather Impressive like saving the world, but not the Type who is an “MUH BULL CHAD”
Dipper and Steven could get an GF, not the type who will get MILFs who cheated on their husbands for them.
At most, I think they will be friends with the Cartoons mom instead of being “MUH STUD”
>Dipper and Steven could get an GF, not the type who will get MILFs who cheated on their husbands for them.
Shit, Steven already HAS a girlfriend and has options with the various Gems, yet for some reason people insist on shipping him with Connie's mom.
Sometimes I wonder if Ed, Edd, n Eddy was released today if people would make the same threads with different characters? Could you imagine this same shit with Edd and idk Nazs mom?
Some of that already existed back then; off the top of my head, people would sometimes (keyword sometimes) ship Ron with Ann Possible as a Stacy's mom deal.
Cuckoldry wasn't all the rage back then so the whole Mrs. Robinson wasn't as super prominent and most of the harem shit was with girls their age not…whatever this thread is.
Since people are so obsessed with bulls; what kind of snacks would the husbands lay out for Dipper and Steven? For example, I can see Pete serving Grey Poupoun.
Dipper like to get his bull energy drinks to better frick his girlfriend with.
>Jack Fenton likes to get his bull energy drinks (Red Bull, gettit?) to better frick his wife with.
FTFY
you people should have listened to doc
Exactly these people need to stop this “MUH DIPPER AND STEVEN STUD BULL CHAD”
I don't understand why they don't self insert into real bull stud chads. Why self insert into beta cucks and then try to call them chads? It boggles the mind.
Because self inserters find those betas more relatable to them. They have nothing in common with studs or chads so they like to pretend the betas that are more like them are chads.
The way I see it there are multiple reasons, first off your confused reaction, it's exactly what they want, bad bait can be more likely to recieve a response because people will try to point out how bad it is.
This anon here beat me to my second point and wrapped it up much better than I could, so thanks. It's part of the reason I post Doc, he's actually chad, he doesn't align with the "cartoon dads are cucks" narrative, and most importantly the person behind these threads can't relate to him, if anything op should fear him.
>It's part of the reason I post Doc, he's actually chad, he doesn't align with the "cartoon dads are cucks" narrative
Doc is definitely a badass but industrycuck can and will find a reason to call him a cuck. FFS, Dr. Possible and Professor Utonium are traditional 1950s dads in the modern day with all the masculinity that implies yet he still calls them beta males.
Honestly I could forgive this if they just have Dipper and Steven have GF that actually make sense.
Having an harem (for their age) that actually makes sense instead of just a feeling a power fantasy for Cinemaphile Anons to insert craps
Like you know Dipper and Marcy being BF/GF so more sense and I could actually see happening then “MUH DIPPER GET INTO BED WITH SHARON” ever be
Maybe it’s just another insert ship as well but that actually sense instead of insert the Cartoons mom harem crap
But that my take, Anons
What do you think?
As someone pointed out, Steven has a canonical girlfriend, unlike Dipper, so the MILF harem shit is extra stupid. I guess people just hate Connie that much.
I think that People just want Steven to have an GF or Women that make him an “ Alpha Stud” or just have GF that matches his ability/personality
I only like the Star shipping
Ann Possible definitely compliments him well
I prefer Carol
Carol works too
Especially as Chadven
Oh definitely
Imagine when she sees him transform during sex
She’d probably take it as a challenge
They could do a power sex battle
And it would be glorious
Bed breaking
Room shattering more like it
They’re gonna have to spend some money on repairs
What about Steven
I mean if we're talking crossover ships…
>shipping Steven with the girl that killed him
This Steven Universe in the nutshell
Fair enough. I’m pretty sure only Amethyst would like her though
I mean he befriends people who try to kill him so this seems like the next logical step.
Who tops
Star obviously
Steven is a pillow princess
Only if she soft bullies him sometimes
>Not Eclipsa
Maybe Mason can handle Marcy, but what about her other half?
Honestly Dipper can handle it, dude literally fought against Dimensional demon and weird shits
Having Ancestors control in an helmet will be fit his Familiarly to deals with
Chad/alpha/beta shit is like star signs for men.
Funny thing about this whole harem idea is that, while none of the suggested people could really get a harem, and none would want to, there is one character who is canonically lusted after by quite a few if only he would stop self sabotaging
>It’s a Sharon tries exercising until she finds out Dipper likes her weight episode
>Pete, Scratch, and the kids keep pressuring her to lose weight
>She ends up going though crazy exercise regiments all to no avail
>Dipper comes in and assured her she's perfect the way she is
>Still enjoys fricking her through her workout shorts
>Meanwhile Pete just jerks off to random exercising magazines
>its a Dippers bull takes away his switch episode
Remember to report the Industrycuck for low-effort posts hopefully this will get him banned.
This thread managed to stay up for over a day; if someone really cared about low quality bait, they would have done something since yesterday.
Behold Dipper Pines after going 5 rounds with Sharon
I hope they move in together
The frick did Sharon do? Eat his flesh?
That ass was just too fat
She's a big gal. She needs to eat sometimes.
This is the end result of Dipper Pines fricking his milf harem.
Worth it
Oh by the way he eats them in the end. A fitting metaphor to his level of his sexual performance.
>Dipper Pines, I shall make you my boyfriend.
>so I can have access to your bull
in a way of speaking yes. But Dipper might get a bit sharper or more BOMBastic from the experience.
It's hard to be bombastic from a closet but I'm sure Dipper would find a way to cheer his bull on
You don’t know who that’s character is do you. Let me guess, you haven’t read Chainsaw Man and don’t know that agreeing to date her is a trap
Chainsaw Man is an Cinemaphile and this is Cinemaphile
I think that should tell you everything you need to know.
Fair enough. The girl’s name is war, she’s got the power to turn anything she owns into weapons, including people she metaphorically owns.
I was trying to reference this page from the manga
It’s kind of a comic
Does Dipper ever actually interact with a mother character? Even once?
There are straight up no mom characters outside of Pacifica, Gideon and Robbie's moms, plus Stan and Ford's mother from the flashbacks. You don't even see the twins' mom.
The closest Dipper got was Northwest Mystery, if you can call that an interaction.
Dipper has never even had a girlfriend. The only female he regularly interacts with is Mabel. At this point in time Mabel basically owns him.
True, he never had *a* girlfriend. He's had many.
Never even had one.
Huh weird
Not a lot of mothers in GF