Staff Sergeant Bob Barnes is transported into the last movie/tv show you watched. How does he fare?

Staff Sergeant Bob Barnes is transported into the last movie/tv show you watched. How does he fare?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >platoon
    What would staff sergeant bob barnes prime do if he ran into staff segreant bob barnes from the film platoon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Now there are two of them"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      either a one man fight to death in the jungle or they would caca dao beacoup vc?

      https://i.imgur.com/XGiTVIF.jpeg

      Staff Sergeant Bob Barnes is transported into the last movie/tv show you watched. How does he fare?

      This is one of those random films that nobody has really seen anymore that has great acting performances. Both Berenger and Dafoe are amazing. There are also random excellent bit parts with doctor cox as a very believable burned out nco and Dale Dye who was an actual nutso marine in Vietnam. At one point Keith David sings "Oh Susana" as the they leave to walk a patrol in the bush and lightning breaks over the mountains and it is amazing.
      How did Oliver Stone make this kino when he sucks at everything else he has attempted?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How did Oliver Stone make this kino when he sucks at everything else he has attempted?
        It's definitely his best film

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How did Oliver Stone make this
        He literally lived it. It's easy to make a film about a subject you're familiar with.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i always assumed he barely did anything and just being in Vietnam and hearing the stories of other people there was a big experience for him so he was able to make a great film. He just doesn't seem like the sort of person to actually rough it in the jungle but then again you never know.

          >How did Oliver Stone make this kino when he sucks at everything else he has attempted?
          It's definitely his best film

          not even close lmfao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a good movie but you're overselling it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't the greatest film ever but it is a truly excellent one. Nearly everything besides the voiceovers maybe works perfectly. The small acting roles were carried very well. It is just a casually good, and impactful film. This sounds maudlin but they just don't always make em like they used to.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess akira tozawa is gonna die.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure where he would fit in in The Swimmer (1968)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just saw that for the first time, best movie I've seen in probably 3 years, wish the ending wasnt so brutal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s his dad

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically Just Shoot Me. Think he does well.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose Barnes, having survived Vietnam, gets sent into Afghanistan with Rambo, and gets violent with Afghan civilians. Rambo talks some sense into him in a heart-to-heart scene shortly before the finale, and then they both go after the Russians.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jeremiah Johnson

    He'd probably murder all the Crow Indians before they'd have a chance to do anything to Jeremiah and his family but he also might end up murdering Jeremiah's family as well in the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forgot obligatory gif

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god I've seen this thousands of times
        please let me die in my sleep
        why did I ever go on the internet

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gera gera po

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grey gardens
    hmm

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd think he'd fair well but I don't think he would have made it to the end.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, if Gilligan thought the Skipper was hard on him he's got another thing coming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s got another “think” coming, not thing ya jag off.
      >Man, if Gilligan things the Skipper was hard on him he's got another thing coming

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Judas Priest disagrees with you

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >true detective season 2
    he’d feast

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Brown Bunny
    Would he get the blowjob or give the blowjob?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He kills mark and Jez for being annoying and Homos Pretty kino if you ask me

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Howard STERN

    They wanted to spread communism.

    They wanted Taiwan.

    Hahahahah.
    I want Tim Dillion tried for treason.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Fall Guy
    He makes a hat out of Blunt's labia and then Gosling rolls an oil tanker over it

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